Never Trust Anyone

the videos aren't pointless they have messages just like vid chronicles we haven't checked in on vid chronicles in a while vid chronicles is another dar man so there's just there's always more dharman which is lovely girl sets up date with a serial killer they're a little more intense than tarman admittedly but it's it's it's darman vibes across the board the message of this video is of course do a thorough background check of everyone you want to set up a date with i'm sitting on the couch he's in tier one maddie plot twist is she's the serial killer so the food's not ready i hope you don't mind the weight i've had a long day oh my god she is the serial killer i just wanted to relax with you you know maybe we should do this another time no no please got it christ any tv suggestions uh what about cartoon network codename kids next door perhaps you're different than any other woman i've come across wow how many women have you come across 10 million they can't resist me oh he's [ __ ] [ __ ] out of his mouth gross oh it's a double plot twist he was a serial killer and she [ __ ] pranked him yeah we could just call the police i think so you tried to poison me [Music] all right all right he's gonna use the shadow clone jutsu keep your eyes on him well this was very different from all the other vid chronicles videos a true friend will always stand by you in any situation no good deed goes unrewarded that was the message a true friend will always stand beside you i mean admittedly i would hope if i was kidnapped by like some inbred serial killer like if i was missing for like even five hours i hope one of my friends was like where's charlie and they'd at least be like i don't know like at least think about it but i wouldn't really expect them to set up a sting operation and track down the dude i i definitely didn't get that message woman stages robbery to get officers attention what now i've never committed a robbery but i don't think a robber would just come in here and start like tipping over toasters and blenders like why would they right and throwing a banana on the stove like unless they were looking for treasure hidden in here i just don't see why it would ever look like this just throwing plastic fruit on the floor exit tier one ball sack and give some mr crabs i i've been robbed i'm at 123 mr clean oops please hurry oh my god they stole the popcorn what the [ __ ] we can take my statement over here um well the cameras will tell me all i need to know oh my god they've been disabled again i don't know i went running and came back to a trash place okay i staged all this because i wanted to see you again you could have just you could have just went to the department of false statements is a federal offense i get called every day about kids being kidnapped domestic violence people dying why would you think it'd be okay for you to stage three different robbers there's a really dumb plan you patrol the area around three every day but i only call on days that the crime rate's low why not just like go over to him then in that case i can't say i'm mad at you for thinking it through i really like him you [ __ ] stalk him just go meet him outside you disappoint me and you disrespected my badge but as a man who hasn't had sex in a week we can do it [ __ ] it run it let's go oh this is ourselves too hard on you but that's my job intel no what too hard on you she's a she's a [ __ ] psychopath i can be yours i'll be back after my shift oh okay i guess and then we can go out to dinner thanks theresa bin smith i'd like that officer you can call me jonathan all right well this took a turn i wasn't expecting full porn plot she actually gets robbed for real and dies and that's the twist she called no one believed her but she actually just gets [ __ ] blasted let the connection be organic never fear rejection the worst someone can say is no messages don't really match the video what uh well who am i to argue with the moral of the story dad accidentally gets stepdaughter pregnant the moral of the story is please don't [ __ ] your own family which turns out that she's two months pregnant can you believe this she's barely 18 and she should be we need to have a talk honey i i've got some cold water to throw on you she's been sitting here looking stupid pregnant baby look i know you're upset why don't we she's not let me figure out how to navigate this next week low-key how many kids do you have about to be one so answer the question two three i'm about to be they won't accept her with a pregnancy again jhb do you not understand what's happening i don't think you fully understand what's happening i don't even know why i'm talking to you gina you need to let me know what's going on right now who's the father where's he work and when is he coming to pick you and his baby up no please he he could be anywhere in the world right now he could even be here two three who is it four please god don't [ __ ] it please just get out of just get out of the house take one of the team no oh well you don't know you're getting out of my house right now and don't you ever come back no no she doesn't know she doesn't know leave gina what are you saying thomas why is gina looking at you she might have hit her head or something i don't know i don't know what the [ __ ] i don't you get my daughter pregnant that's an absurd accusation what no no that doesn't make any sense yes but yes yeah well it's it's certainly sub-optimal i i agree gwen for sure i haven't messed with your daughter how did she get pregnant she must have stolen some of my semen that i keep in the refrigerator like i don't know you just turned 18 two days ago oh boy thomas you've been messing around with my underage daughter oh boy i'm gonna kill you oh what this is taking a crazy turn it's chris hanson my name is ryan i'm a police officer okay now tell me what's going on all right go stab him then [ __ ] it man i was drunk never mind that's fine then you know what turn around put your hands on the car you're under arrest really i was drunk you're so lucky you're lucky this officer was out here otherwise you'd be dead the moral of the story we live in a time and age when it's hard to trust anyone even the people we love or even fall in love with as parents we need to pay attention to our kids no matter how much you love someone your kids must come first you never know someone's intentions parents you should build relationships with your kids have regular talks and make them feel comfortable so in the event anything ever happens they feel comfortable coming to you in an emergency thank you for watching it would also attack on rape is bad and underage sex not good i i think that would also need to be slid into the message somewhere and maybe it was at the end i'm sure it was these videos have taken a crazy turn since the last time we tuned in holy [ __ ] they used to be just like darman for the most part but now it's damn it's [ __ ] wild these are like significantly more intense wife messes around with husband's brother that's more tame i want something crazy girl finds out her therapist kidnapped her sister holy [ __ ] wounded finds out dentist is actually reptilian the ending will shock you i'm content so tell me why are you here today jasmine oh no reason i need help remembering some things what what do you need help remembering oh you know just a crime what happened jasmine let's explore more of what you're feeling i feel like my daughter was kidnapped and i'm pretty upset yeah that makes sense you hide it very well have you ever lost something miss maplestein as a matter of fact i have a watch oh that's just as bad as losing a child i'm sorry to hear that miss maplestein watches unspeakable things yes you can't talk about it go if someone you loved was in harm's way what i would call the police and that's about it what type do i seem like you look like the type to help very bad men traffic little girls into underground tunnels what are you armed you want to find out i'm the one asking the questions well no she's a therapist she's supposed to ask the questions don't hurt me who are they you wouldn't believe me if i didn't take your sister over to the jellyfish exhibit they would hurt my children nobody goes to the jellyfish exhibit and comes back alive i couldn't imagine what they would do to little victor and sophia because i have a clone of myself at your house right now [Music] just don't hurt my kids that's not up to me anymore miss maplestein what island alcatraz it's an island where they keep the kids oh epstein's island i've heard of that underground tunnel did they force you to accept eight hundred thousand dollars with maplestein yes i'm only here i asked for more i needed that money for our wealth and that's why you'll never be a multi-billionaire jasmine thank you we'll take it from here i thought the officer was going in for a hug as well thank you for everything that's good to see you the moral of the story is keep your loved ones close and safe be aware of any suspicious characters or red flags when outside having an emergency contact and support systems while you're away will save your life well that one actually almost fit the video cheating husband gives wife bad std all right zoo york and recent biking [Music] not very good at hiding that huh i love you honey i thought you went to work she was you could see her out of your peripheral vision well okay would you ever cheat on me [ __ ] yeah i'm cheating on you right now i mean you're always on your phone and you always look very happy doing it babe i'm looking at stocks stocks are stocks are like nutty now like another woman no women no no graphs what the what in tarnation oh yeah yeah yeah [Music] oh yeah [Laughter] oh what's going on wife okay go [ __ ] yourself i'm out have you been cheating on me with a woman what here we go again with this cheating [ __ ] no absolutely yes [ __ ] yeah what do you mean you've watched me what well then why do i have an std oh my god you've been cheating on me you selfish [ __ ] i had a suspicion this whole time if i can turn it on her you have an std why can't you just tell me the truth have you been cheating on me good play good play i've never been with any other man oh boy and i know that's a lie get out please no get out what do you mean get out you know what fun and she makes me feel comfortable good go be with her whatever are you sure though okay that's fine i like a little bit now let's use that std as a source of power if we let it fester maybe it'll give us super human abilities so he cheated and now what what are we going to do about it huh let's find out pizza pizza delivery oh my god juliana you're a pizza delivery guy you've always wanted to be a pizza delivery guy you you got your dream job brian before uh i'm married brian we just had our daughter and now it's time for brian's sad montage just move on just like that yeah it was pretty quick i can imagine why does she look so sad about it i liked it dude cheated on you a lot and he's a [ __ ] loser never take for granted with the spouse that god has blessed you with the grass isn't greener on the other side cheating cannot only hurt your partner emotionally and mentally it can also hurt them physically true well they actually got the message right with that video i the the guy behind the channel is very very religious i believe i've had that suspicion for a while since most of them revolve around like a message from god though then there's videos where i don't think god ever had a hand in it such as woman sets up date with a serial killer the newest one traumatized soldier attacks wife and daughter that just sounds like a sad one what the [ __ ] do you mean i i think i'll pass on that let me try this one i'm gonna give this one a try woman catches feelings for her married best friend but you know you're welcome over anytime okay i'm sorry about that no don't worry about it i was just getting a little answer you know excited and you [ __ ] ruined it uh yes um just got reminded not to be late so she sounds like a [ __ ] break up with her that's a very long hug oh boy i never thought of him as anything other than a friend until just now well how inconvenient i don't know what's wrong maybe you should have fell in love with him ten years ago do you want his kids to hate you they're just some kids yeah [ __ ] it to set boundaries anna i think i need to have a serious talk with him and show him my titties and then we can just gauge it from there i'm gonna snort a line and go see him let's run it i'm gonna snort a line and go see him let's run it oh he's going to be complaining about his wife uh oh oh boy he just repels down and breaks through the window crazy entrance friends don't really do that that was kind of that's kind of odd stopping by so late between the twins and melissa's like i can't even catch my breath now hear me out what if you divorce her and we just forget about the kids she can have them water would be fine oh how weird i just accidentally put on this super hot music it's just the gentleman 2019 guy playing thank you all right whoa good timing but um i think there's something we need to talk about i agree oh he's cheating stop never mind i can't do this mission failed we've been friends for a long time exit five gift subs hey man the prime abyssal thank you hey man i care about the kids i love my family and i'm sorry for even coming over here i'm gonna leave okay yeah yeah jesus christ it's not too late anna try the naked man approach well modify it the naked woman approach it was very popular on reddit for a little while where you just get naked and see what happens if they reciprocate you did it if they don't melissa then you have your answer babe melissa's unlucky how good did both of you what i trusted you i trusted both of you wait what how am i supposed to trust you now take a sex test where like they test if you [ __ ] recently like a stick we didn't do anything like a q-tip but i have to focus on my family i'm sorry damn you blasted conversation isn't over [Music] damn she she didn't even really do anything she was just kind of there [Music] he's like yeah i think he's kind of you know i kind of like him and he's like i'm going to [ __ ] cheat on my wife between men and women she didn't do anything proper boundaries must be established especially when one person is in a committed relationship no friendship should ever disrespect another person's significant other your spouse should be your best friend damn poor anna she didn't she was she was just there

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Published: Fri Sep 03 2021