Office Phone Call - SNL

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>> AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR THIRD QUARTER REVENUE WAS DOWN ALMOST 5% BUT OUR ONLINE SALES IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS SUGGEST A LOT OF UPSIDE. ANY QUESTIONS? >> YES. I JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT I THINK IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPAND FURTHER INTO THE BY TOE TECH SECTOR. THAT'S WHERE WE'VE SEEN THE BIGGEST GROWTH. >> HELLO? WAIT, WHAT'S THAT? OH, MY GOD. OH, MY -- ARE YOU SERIOUS? OH, MY GOD. THAT'S HORRIBLE. ALL RIGHT. NO. I'LL BE THERE. OH, MY GOD. ALL RIGHT. I'M COMING NOW. OH, MY GOD. GUYS, I'M SO SORRY, SOMETHING JUST CAME UP. I HAVE GOT TO RUN. I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY? >> DOUG. >> YEAH. >> DOUG, IT'S OKAY. >> WHAT IS? >> DOUG, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS. YOU CAN JUST USE THE BATHROOM. >> EXCUSE ME? >> DOUG, EVERY TIME WE HAVE A MEETING AFTER LUNCH, YOU LOUDLY TAKE A PHONE CALL AND FAKE SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY, AND IT'S CLEARLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. >> YEAH. IT ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE A FAMILY EMERGENCY, BUT THEN YOU ARE BACK IN LIKE EIGHT MINUTES. >> OH. OKAY. OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY THAT MY FAMILY EMERGENCIES ONLY TAKE EIGHT MINUTES. I GUESS NEXT TIME I'LL TELL MY FAMILY TO BE IN MORE TROUBLE, LYLE. >> DOUG, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM. >> NO. NO. NO, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. NO. NOPE. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING URGENT REGARDING A LOVED ONE, BUT FORGET IT. WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT. THEY CAN JUST SUFFER I GUESS. PLEASE, CONTINUE. >> OKAY, FINE. ANYONE ELSE WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THE BIOTECH SIDE? >> YEAH. I GET THAT WE HAVE MADE HUGE STRIDES IN BIOTECH BUT MOST OF THAT COMES FROM A SINGLE PATENT THAT EXPIRES IN TWO YEARS. TWO OTHER POINTS -- WE HAVE VERY LITTLE CASH TO -- INVEST AND THE OVERHEAD FOR LAB WORK IS MUCH HIGHER. >> OH. >> DOUG, YOU DISAGREE? >> HUH, YOU KNOW. >> LYLE, THOUGHTS? >> I STILL THINK PHARMACEUTICALS ARE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER AND -- I MEAN -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE -- >> WHAT'S THAT? OH, MY GOD. NO, NO, IT'S EVEN MORE URGENT NOW? BUT I CAN'T. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE WORK. OKAY? WELL, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY STAIRS YOU FELL DOWN, NANA. >> DOUG. >> STOP, STOP, STOP. WHAT'S THAT? WELL, YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MEET ME AT WORK ON THE FIFTH FLOOR WHERE IT'S TOTALLY EMPTY BUT THE BATHROOM STILL WORKS. OKAY. HANG IN THERE, NANA. GUYS, I JUST GOT A CALL. >> NO, WE ALL HEARD YOU JUST GOT A CALL, DUDE. >> YEAH, WELL, I'M SORRY. MY NANA IS REALLY SICK. >> YOU SAID SHE FELL DOWNSTAIRS. >> YEAH, AND SHE'S SICK OF IT. SHE'S SICK OF FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS. >> DOUG, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM. >> I'M SORRY. WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> DOUG, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOU ARE VISIBLY SWEATING, DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I RESENT THESE ACCUSATION. I REALLY DO. AND IF YOU GUYS DON'T BELIEVE THAT MY NANA NEEDS ME VERY URGENTLY IN THE FIFTH FLOOR BATHROOM SO WE CAN HAVE A PRIVATE FAMILY CONVERSATION FOR EIGHT TO 15 MINUTES, JUST FORGET IT. FORGET IT. I'LL STAY. YOU WIN. SO PLEASE, PLEASE PROCEED. [ FARTING ] >> UM. UH. OKAY, DOUG? >> YEAH? >> DOUG, DID YOU JUST S YOUR Ps? >> PROBABLY NOT. >> OH, DOUG. OH, DOUG. >> RING, RING. OH, HEY, DOUG, IT'S FOR YOU, MAN. IT IS A YOUR NANA. >> NANA? >> YEAH, OH, DOUG, SHE CALLED ME TOO. SHE SAID -- SHE SAYS IT'S AN EMERGENCY. >> AN EMERGENCY? >> YEAH. SHE SAID MEET HER IN THE FIFTH FLOOR BATHROOM AND THAT'S THERE'S A SHOWER IN THERE TOO, JUST FYI. >> AND SHE ALSO SAID TO TELL YOU THAT THERE IS A J-CREW IN THE LOBBY THAT SELLS UNDERWEAR. >> OH, MAN. I MEAN, IT'S WEIRD THAT SHE WOULD SAY ALL THAT. BUT OKAY. IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I BETTER GO DEAL WITH THIS FOR -- FOR MY NANA. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S IN THE ELEVATOR. OKAY. I THINK WE CAN CONTINUE NOW. >> HELLO? OH, MY GOD. NANA? >> JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM, LYLE. [ APPLAUSE ]
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
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Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1734, Kevin Hart, Cecily Strong, Pete Davidson, Beck Bennett, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, s43, s43e9, episode 9, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Jumanji, Central Intelligence, Ride Along, Ride Along 2, Grudge Match, Get Hard, Think Like A Man Too, Foo Fighters, David Grohl, concert and gold, the pretender, best of you
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Length: 5min 35sec (335 seconds)
Published: Sun Dec 17 2017
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