NSFW Things People Have Done For Money! (r/AskReddit)

our /r credit what's the most duct up thing you've done for money NSFW I'm a 25 why / o mail had a 60 ice guy pay me 150 dollar cash to help him cook dinner and watch a hockey game together except naked the whole time I have never been more scared for my peen than when making chicken parm naked deep frying things while make it is now a new fear I never thought I'd have advice I heard from nudists always wear an apron while cooking wit my tit out and electrocuted my nipple on an electric fence for $50 we could be friends I'll just watch you be friends I sold a picture of my girlfriend's feet for 130 dollars to one of her ex coworkers I asked her first of course but it still felt questionable yeah you pimped her dude not technically wrong since you asked her but still she's my ho now I once was bored in my mid-twenties around 3 a.m. and I saw a gig on Craigslist turned out an escort needed a safe driver to get her to gigs not thinking too much about it I contacted her and spent the rest of the morning driving her around at one appointment she came downstairs came to my truck handed me twenty dollars and told me she needed more condoms I was taken back but decided what the hell so I went to the local pharmacy this was now almost 6 a.m. and bought two boxes of condoms for her went back handed them off then proceeded to wait for two more hours she eventually came out I drove her back home where she paid me 150 dollars I felt so wrong taking the money knowing she was getting railed for her money then had to pay me I took the money anyways and she was pleased I was a pleasant young man / driver one of the weirdest thought occurrences for me by far found the first uber driver the second oldest profession in the world edit thanks for the gold kind stranger late one night in my twenties in Aachen or an overweight female bartender at a dodgy karaoke bar asked to see my peanut was pierced at the time I quipped that it would cost her $10 she joked back that for $10 I should be naked well the other bartenders all threw into the pot including a really attractive one and so did some of the customers mostly dudes who thought it would be funny to call my bluff all told I made a round $120 bucks to drink a rare in the nude while being jeered by a bunch of rum cake spats guess I could put semi-pro stripper on my resume edit there it is folks my top comment greater than sign drinking naked in a knockin on a bar with a pierced peen found the marine someone had to pay a marine to show his piss junk they could have just waited for it it was inevitable elementary school licked the janitors not for two dollars and 35 cents thanks for the silver and no it's not a euphemism it did because that's how much two slices of pizza cost in the cafetorium what an oddly specific amount sounds like the exact amount needed for school lunch opened a pack of ugr cards saw they sucked shelled early put the pack back together and sold it to my buddy at cost claiming it ripped in my pocket sorry Greg Rowley it's about time he got back at that duck wad Greg just thinking of Ethel I sit eat Ingram gets my gears grinding I went to gym class in my underwear I almost made it through without getting caught by the teacher edit I made $30 dude we sometimes had to attend the gym class in underwear if we forgot to bring proper pants for the class I don't know if that's a thing in any other school but it felt pedo as dark even looking back it feels wrong no matter how you think about it my school a gave you loaner clothes waking up way too early in the morning to go to a place I hate but on pretzel day well I like pretzel day mmm mmm back of the line boo was it family dinner in my uncle complained that my aunt burnt the green beans as a joke he said he would pay anyone $50 to eat the whole bowl he did not expect me to take him on the offer this was a dinner bull meant for like 14 people so that night I didn't eat an actual dinner just an obscene amount of green beans surprised I didn't bath and I had interesting weird hits for the next two days edit you bet your as I got the money and $50 I assume the bet was actually to eat the bowl not the green beans so no Lance that a Craig's listed to kick a guy in the balls and walk on him for $160 like the easy gig and the money made about ten thousand dollars doing that afterwards and went to Europe for two months Jesus some people are ducked in the head edit quit replying with it's a kink and stuff like that lever down vote if you really want to but I'm fully aware of it being a kink but it made me money's not me but a friend of mine accepted PS 304 ex despite being into degrading X hence accepting this she really had no need for the money she was sooo an aroused by the guy that they couldn't get his pin inside her dry like the Sahara so she whacked him off no one came out of that experience well this is why you need to bring your own Lube if you're gonna get ex use Lube sold Bitcoin at $1,000 EA this hurt me and it had nothing to do with me I'm sorry when I was 10 a dwarf offered to pay me if I stripped for him in the back of a dirty subway station and I accepted World of Warcraft is a strange game edit oh crap Gold thanks also for those speculating I was a female known the last sentence made me slightly less concerned but now I just have more questions for some reason the part where they were 10 went right over my head and I was just like okay weird place to strip I guess but what's the big deal went back and reread it and thought wait what the duck I used to give myself paper cuts for money in high school they lobe I laid top or bottom finger webbing et Cie people paid way too much for that this is the stuff I came for long manila folders work wonders my friend law let a crawdad pinch my nipple Daka was far stronger than I thought and ended up drawing blood I essentially had my nipple pierced for a dollar law a dollar you still dark edit thanks for the gold did not expect this to get builded I lose my newfound riches to make another editor happy what does this mean I have to know surgically implanting a neodymium magnet in someone's finger so they could sense magnetic fields it works at least according to the friends I know who've gotten her done also handy for holding screws in place you know multiple people who have gotten a magnet implanted in their finger my friend offered me 20 euros to have a staring competition with a hooker in Amsterdam I went right up to the glass and stared at her for around 30 seconds before she opened the door and threw boiling water over me she lost and I got the money did she just have the water ready in hand or did you have to awkwardly stand around till she boiled it all no she had that hit ready to go LPT don't mess with the hookers in Amsterdam when I was back in school I had a good friend who was getting bullied quite badly he was scared to stand up to the guy bullying him as he was quite small he paid me the holy sum of a Mars bar to hit his bully round the back of the head with a fire extinguisher cue an unconscious 12 year old and me getting a rather long suspension from school and interviewed by the police I was such a dancer back back then edit to clarify were all in the same year at school I was just a bit of a loose cannon back then as others have said it whilst the high-pitched ding sound you'd expect more a dull thud no lasting injury / brain damage occurred the guy I hit was a real nasty piece of work but I agree I took it too far and felt genuinely guilty after the Mars bar was pretty effing epic not really a doubt sure bag but maybe you took it a tad bit too far with the extinguisher good for your for standing up for the little guy though extinguishes bullies someone left an envelope full of money in a bit of one of the tables at a restaurant I worked at I didn't even think twice about it at the time just pocketed it forint bothers me to this day that I didn't make an effort to return it to its rightful owner man money ain't got no owners only spenders on the common I spent five years in China teaching EFL in addition to the school I worked for right of private students as well one was a successful but bored plastic surgeon 90% of his business was the same three surgeries so he wanted to learn English to break up the tedium he would call me at random times with little or no notice and asked if I wanted to come over and give him a lesson so one night he called me to come to his office very normal but when I got there the nurse was giving me booties and a hairnet and telling me to scrub my hands before I knew it I was in the operating room giving him an English lesson while he performed a nose job I hit who not I barely made it through the surgery channel makes me like they did and I was catching the live show pretty much scarred for life now edit he wasn't performing surgery on me it was someone else's nose job I was just an observer it was a violation of like all known procedures of sterility and cleanliness of the or - China is basically the Wild West but seriously that's one hell of an experience did you ever think that you tutor a surgeon during an operation that's kind of freaking cool if nothing else yes cool but horrifying I was the waiter at a restaurant with a prep line that had Mayo on it there was only one dish that used Mayo that no one ordered so thus Mayo would sit out all day and get this found yellow skin I better buddy $100 to eat the skin right before the shift started i spooned off the whole bucket myself and it was a heaping scoop he powered through it but not long after he was absolutely green we are still friends probs earned more from your dare than what he will burn before tax on that one shift definitely worth it

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Length: 11min 34sec (694 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 16 2019