North Pole News Report - SNL

>>> GOOD EVENING. I'M RICK SUGAR PLUM. BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT OF AN INCIDENT WHICH LED TO A FIRE AT SANTA'S WORKSHOP. DONNY IS LIVE AT THE SCENE. WHAT'S GOING ON AND WILL IT AFFECT CHRISTMAS? >> WELL, RICK, WHAT WE KNOW IS THERE WAS A FIRE CAUSED BY A KNOCKED OVER LICORICE LAMP AS ELVES WERE FLEEING THE WORKSHOP. BUT NO WORD YET AS TO WHAT THEY WERE FLEEING FROM. STILL LOOKING FOR ANSWERS. >> I SAW THE WHOLE THING. >> IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE AN EYEWITNESS HERE. >> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY NAME IS. A POLAR BEAR GOT INTO THE WORKSHOP AND STARTED EATING ELVES. I DON'T WORK WITH THOSE ELVES ARE BUT THEY'RE GONE. >> IS THIS MAN SAYING A POLAR BEAR GOT INSIDE THE WORK SHOT? >> YES. I BELIEVE HE IS. BUT THERE IS AN ELECTRIFIED FENCE. >> IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE BEAR CAME RIGHT THROUGH FENCE. THESE BEARS ARE HUNGRY AND THEY'RE OUT THERE BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING. THEY'RE CRAZY. THE BEARS ARE COMING FOR US, YOU ALL. >> WELL, THAT'S SOME TROUBLING NEWS. ANY WORD ON WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN INJURED? >> WELL NO, OFFICIAL CASUALTIES HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED. >> I CAN CONFIRM THEM NOW. I FOUND THIS LYING ON THE GROUND. BEARS ARE POPPING ELVES IN THEIR MOUTHS LIKE SKITTLES. SHOES AND ALL! >> IT LOOKS LIKE THIS COULD BE FAR WORSE THAN ORIGINALLY THOUGHT. >> AGAIN, RICK, I DON'T WANT TO SPECULATE AS TO HOW SERIOUS IT IS WITHOUT OFFICIAL WORD. >> LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU. I TELL YOU HOW BAD IT IS. THIS TEENAGE WHITE ELF GIRL RAN OUT TO ME, A BLACK ELF IN SWEAT PANTS AND ASKED HER TO KEEP HER SAFE. THAT'S HOW BAD IT IS. >> SANTA SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AND HE'S NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. >> NO, IT'S NOT. PLEASE DO NOT ANNOUNCE THAT, SIR. THANKS FOR THE INFO. WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN IN. >> IT DON'T MATTER WHAT MY NAME IS. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL RESPONSES ARE ALREADY POURING IN FROM THE MAGICAL BEING COMMUNITY, THE TOOTH FATHERY VIA INSTAGRAM MOMENTS AGO. WINGS HEAVY WITH DESPAIR THIS EVENING. SENDING MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO THE NORTH POLE. SOME MOVING WORDS THERE. >> SHE SOUNDS CRAZY. WE DON'T NEED THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. HOW ABOUT SOME GUNS AND AMMUNITION? MORE BEARS ARE COMING. WE'RE UP HERE. WE'RE DEFENSELESS AND SMALL AND WE'RE CHEWABLE. >> OKAY. THANK YOU, SIR. WE'RE GOOD WITH YOU. >> HERE COMES AN ELF WHO JUST EMERGED FROM THE WORKSHOP. >> SANTA KNEW. HE KNEW AND HE DIDN'T REPLACE IT BECAUSE IT COST $5,000 MORE GUM DROPS THEN A WANTED. OUR PEPPER MINUTE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS. >> LISTEN TO THIS SEXY. HE RIGHT HERE. THE FATTEST MAN IN THE NORTH POLE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. HE'S M.I.A. PRETTY CONVENIENT. DON'T YOU THINK? >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN? >> IT DON'T MATTER WHAT MY NAME IS. IT DON'T MATTER. >> IT DOES MATTER. >> ALL RIGHT. MY NAME IS KITTLE DIDDLE. I DON'T LIKE MY NAME. THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE TO SAY THE. THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT. >> WAIT. I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING. I THINK IT IS SINGING. >> THAT AIN'T NO SINGING. THAT'S A BEAR!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 4,576,417

Rating: 4.9281707 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, eddie murphy, north pole, santa claus, elves, news report, disaster, christmas, xmas, santa, beck bennett, chloe fineman, mikey day, alex moffat, cecily strong, s45, s45e10, episode 10, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Dolemite Is My Name, Coming to America, Beverly Hills Cop, Trading Places, Gumby, Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood, Lizzo, Truth Hurts

Id: uBqvPvMfr0E

Length: 4min 11sec (251 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 21 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/cherposton]

I'm appalled Santa is allowing such poor work conditions. We need to fight this tyranny! #santaknew.

[u/codyd91]

The cast keeping straight faced with Eddie Murphy, legend of comedy, being so ridiculous, is impressive as hell.

[u/McKid]

I couldn’t help but think of Donkey when I listened to him here. Rare treat to go out on such a great sketch.

[u/LordStrick]

This was my favorite sketch of the night.

[u/ilikehockeyandguitar]

Eddie makes even the 10 to 1's perfect.