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>>> YOU KNOW, I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT COMING IN DOORS WITH ALL
THESE STRANGERS, BUT THE MALL REALLY IS THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE
ON CHRISTMAS. >> IT'S THE ONLY PLACE TO SEE
SANTA, AND HOT TOPIC. >> I'M JUST SO IMPRESSED WITH
ALL THE SAFETY PROTOCOLS THEY HAVE IN PLACE.
>> WAIT, WHAT IS THAT? >> IT'S ME, SINGLE BELLS THE
VIRTUAL CONTACTLESS ELF. WELCOME TO SANTA'S VILLAGE.
ARE YOU READY TO MEET SANTA? >> MORE THAN READY.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S SAFE THOUGH? >> SAFE AS CAN BE.
JUST STICK YOUR HANDS INTO MY TUMMY AND GET SOME HAND
SANITIZER REAL QUICK. >> EW.
WHY IS IT IN HIS TUMMY? >> STEVEN, JUST ENJOY THE MAGIC
OF CHRISTMAS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE ELF'S TUMMY AND GET YOUR
HAND SANITIZER. >> EXCELLENT.
AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, PRESENTING THE KING
AND QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS, SANTA AND MRS. CLAUS.
>> HO, HO, HO! IT'S A COVID-FRIENDLY CHRISTMAS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. NORMALLY YOU'D BE SITTING ON
SANTA'S LAP, AND I'D BE GIVING YOU ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS
CUPCAKES. >> BUT THAT'S JUST NOT SAFE THIS
YEAR, SO WE'RE COMING TO YOU FROM INSIDE OUR MAGIC SNOW
GLOBE. >> THAT WAY WE CAN SPREAD THE
MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS WITHOUT SPREADING THAT OTHER THING.
>> HO, HO, HO! SO STEP RIGHT UP HERE AND GIVE
SANTA A NICE HIGH FIVE RIGHT THROUGH THE BUBBLE HERE.
>> JOHN! I MEAN SANTA, ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY? >> DO I LOOK OKAY?
I'M LOOSE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SECURE THE
BASE. >> WELL I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE
A POLITICAL THING. >> WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?
>> POLITICS SEASON. I DON'T KNOW, JOHN.
>> IS SANTA OKAY? >> I'M NOT SURE, SWEETIE.
>> YEAH, AND WHO'S JOHN? >> THAT'S JUST MRS. CLAUS'
NICKNAME FOR HER HUSBAND. WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE AND GIVE
ME THE -- OH! >> I'M SORRY, DOES MRS. CLAUS
NEED HELP? >> NO, NO, NO, I WAS JUST SO
EXCITED TO EAT MY CUPCAKE I FORGOT TO USE MY HANDS AND I
SMASHED THEM DIRECTLY IN MY FACE.
>> YES, YES, EVERYTHING IS AOK. THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED TO DO.
EXACTLY WHERE I WANTED MY ACTING CAREER, PATRICE.
>> NO, NO, LITTLE GIRL, WHY DON'T YOU COME TELL SANTA WHAT
YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? >> YEAH, I'M NOT SENDING MY
CHILD UP THERE WHILE YOU ARE LOOSE LIKE THAT.
>> WELL, THEN, I'LL COME TO YOU. >> NO, NO, NO.
>> SON OF A -- >> CAN YOU CALL FOR HELP, JINGLE
BELL? >> WELL I'M USING MY PHONE TO DO
THIS ELF THING WITH YOU. SHE'LL BE FINE.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M FINE. I THINK THE CUPCAKES PLUGGED MY
HOLE. I CAN'T CLEAR MY HOLE.
>> SOMEBODY PLEASE CLEAR PATRICE'S HOLE.
SOMEBODY WITH SMALL FINGERS. YOU, SIR.
>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO CLEAR YOUR WIFE'S HOLE, I'M SORRY.
>> IS SANTA AND HIS WIFE GOING TO BE OKAY?
>> NO, NO, SHE'S NOT MY WIFE. >> NO, WE'RE RECENTLY SEPARATED.
WE LIVE TOGETHER, BUT IT'S COMPLICATED.
>> OKAY, OUR DAUGHTER DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR ANY OF THAT.
>> I THINK YOU HIT YOUR NOSE OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE YOU'RE
BLEEDING FROM IT. >> OH, DAMN IT, ARE YOU FOR
REAL? ONE WEEK AFTER MY NOSE JOB.
PATRICE, THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY.
YOU STILL THINK I LOOK BEAUTIFUL?
>> YEAH, I DO. >> BLESS YOU.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO. OUR DAUGHTER ALREADY LEFT.
>> SHE DID? WHERE IS SHE?
>> SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE. IT'S A BIG MALL.
YOU PAID FOR A PICTURE. YOU STILL WANT IT?
>> WITH JOHN AND PATRICE? I GUESS SO.
>> GET IN FRONT OF THEIR BALLS AND SAY,"MERRY CHRISTMAS."
>> WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL! PLEASE.
GET CLOSE. DON'T BE FRIGHTENED.
PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, DARLING.
DON'T PUSH ON -- DON'T PUSH ON IT.
