That's the Game - SNL

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♪♪♪ >> QUAN, HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS SHIPMENT COMING IN? >> MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S NOT YOUR CONCERN ANYMORE. IT'S MY OPERATION NOW. >> YOU CUTTING ME OUT? I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS, MAN. 50/50. >> IF WE WAS PARTNERS, THEN WHY WERE YOU ACTING LIKE THE BOSS? HUH? >> YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THIS WHOLE THING WITHOUT ME? >> NOTHING PERSONAL. >> JUST BUSINESS. >> THAT'S A GAME, BRUH. DON'T TRIP. I'M GONNA RUN IT JUST LIKE YOU DID. GOT YA COKE, YA HEROIN FROM MEXICO. MOVE IT TO THE STASH HOUSE. GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO NEXT. >> SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO SELL IT. >> EXACTLY. WHO DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SELL IT TO? >> YOU THE KING, YOU TELL ME. >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M THE KING! BUT SAY I WASN'T THE KING, AND YOU WERE. WHO WOULD YOU CALL TO SELL THE DRUGS AND WHAT'S THE GUY'S NAME? >> IF I WAS STILL THE KING, I'D PUT A BULLET IN YOUR GODDAMN HEAD. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT THEN AFTER THAT, WHO IS THE GUY YOU WOULD SELL THE DRUGS TO AND WHAT'S HIS NUMBER AND WHAT'S A GOOD TIME TO CALL HIM? >> WHAT? >> BITCH, I JUST ASKED YOU, WHO WOULD YOU CALL? HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE? HOW WOULD YOU SELL IT? WHAT'S HIS NUMBER? AND WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE LITTLE PLASTIC BAGGIES YOU PUT THE DRUGS IN? >> QUAN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? >> YEAH, YO. AND BESIDES, PRODUCT THIS PURE, SELLS ITSELF. >> NOT REALLY. >> YO, SAYS YOU. MAN, LOOK AT THIS HEROIN, BRUH. >> THAT'S COCAINE. >> IT'S THE SAME THING. >> IT'S NOT THOUGH. >> I KNOW THAT, FOOL. I'M SAYING IT'S LIKE THE SAME THING PRICEWISE. >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> ENOUGH, OKAY! LOOK, I GOT SO MUCH OF THIS JUNK RIGHT HERE, I COULD GIVE IT AWAY AND STILL MAKE BANK. >> YEP, THAT'S A LOOSE PACK. >> OOPS, GUESS I'M OUT A HUNDRED BUCKS. >> A HUNDRED BUCKS? THAT'S LIKE 30 GRAND. >> A-HA. SWEEP THAT UP. SWEEP THAT UP. >> QUAN, I ADMIRE YOUR HUSTLE, MAN. >> THANK YOU KINDLY. >> BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE GAME, BRUH. >> OH, I DON'T KNOW THE GAME? I DON'T KNOW THE GAME? BITCH, I LIVE THIS GAME -- GODDAMNIT. >> YO, YOU HIT THE WRONG BUTTON ON THAT. >> THAT'S OKAY. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE BULLET. >> THAT'S NOT HOW THAT GOES. >> HERE, SCREW THIS IN FOR ME. >> YO, YOU CAN'T SCREW IN A BULLET. >> YES, YOU CAN. >> QUAN, YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS. >> I WAS BORN READY FOR THIS. >> OKAY. SO YOU GOT A LAWYER SETTING UP SHELL COMPANIES TO HIDE THE CASH. >> I'M CALLING ONE RIGHT NOW. >> NOT ON YOUR PERSONAL PHONE THOUGH, RIGHT? >> NAH. >> AND YOU KNOW ABOUT SUPPLY SIDE ECONOMICS. >> WORD. >> YOU CAN FLOOD THE MARKET, AFTER ALL. >> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> 'CAUSE OF, UH -- THROUGH THE ACTIONS. >> THEN YOU GOTTA WEIGH EARNINGS AGAINST OVERHEAD. >> OOH, IT IS HOT IN HERE. >> OF COURSE, YOU GOTTA PROJECT SEASONALITY IN MARKET TRENDS. RIGHT? SO EVEN THOUGH IT'S QUARTER FOUR RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE SETTING UP FOR QUARTER TWO OF NEXT YEAR. AND YOU'VE GOT COPS ON THE PAY ROLL. LET THEM BUST A LITTLE BIT OF THE STASH, A LITTLE IN THEY POCKETS. AND, OF COURSE, YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET RIGHT WITH THE IRS. RIGHT? GET READY TO MAKE ALL THE PAYOFFS TO THE LAWYERS -- QUAN? QUAN! >> WHAT? >> GOT THE HANDLED, RIGHT, QUAN? >> 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED THE HELP I COULD SEE ABOUT COMING BACK ON MAYBE A PART-TIME BASIS. >> LISTEN TO THIS FOOL. >> YEAH. >> BITCH, YOU OUT. >> OR MAYBE HE'S IN! >> DUDE -- >> YOU KNOW, HELP WITH THE TRANSITION AND ALL THAT. BUT IT AIN'T GONNA BE NO 50/50 SPLIT THIS TIME. >> OH, I KNOW. 'CAUSE I'M TAKING 80%. >> YOU TRIPPIN', DOG. >> OKAY. 100%. >> DEAL. >> WHAT? >> BUT I'M STILL THE KING. >> NO. >> DEAL. BUT I GET TO GO TO THE MEETINGS AND ALL OF THAT. >> NOPE. >> DEAL. >> BRUH. >> SO I GUESS WE BACK IN BUSINESS THEN. CLEAN THIS MESS UP. >> QUAN. >> YO. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? >> THAT'S JUST THE GAME, DOG. GODDAMNIT. >> YOU PUSHIN' THE BUTTON. >> I AIN'T PUSHING NO BUTTONS!
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 7,294,071
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Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, harry styles, mikey day, chris redd, kenan thompson, cut me out, drugs, drug dealers, cocaine, heroin, s45, s45e6, episode 6, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Harry Styles, fine line, Love on Tour, one direction, lights up, sign of the times, sweet creature, girl crush, kiwi
Id: WeTCTARJZm8
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Length: 4min 47sec (287 seconds)
Published: Sat Nov 16 2019
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