♪♪♪
♪ I WATCHED YOU WITH HIM STROLLING IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ YOU KISSED HIM TWICE ♪ ♪ NOW NOTHING SEEMS ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ YES, I WATCHED YOU WITH HIM HUGGING IN THE NIGHT
I LOVED YOU GIRL ♪ ♪ BUT THE WRITING'S ON THE
WALL TONIGHT ♪ ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ >> HEY, GIRL.
HOW YOU DOING? NO, NO, DON'T GET UP.
I'M JUST GOING TO JOIN YOU IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT, JAY?
YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING ANYBODY, ARE YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T BE PLAYING ME LIKE THAT, WOULD YOU?
SO I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE IN THIS SEAT AND TELL YOU A LITTLE
SECRET. I FOLLOWED YOU.
YEP. I GOT IN MY BIG CAR AND FOLLOWED
YOU AND I SAW EVERYTHING, JAY. AND I MEAN, MAD.
I WANTED TO RUN YOU DOWN RAMBO STYLE.
BUT I CHILL. HEY, HEY, WAIT.
I WENT BACK TO OUR APARTMENT AND CANCELED ALL OF OUR CREDIT
CARDS. ALL YOUR NICE JEWELRY, I PUT IT
RIGHT UP MY ASS. YOU GOT TO LEARN ABOUT LOYALTY,
GIRL. SO NOW WHO'S LAUGHING?
NOT ME. BECAUSE IF I LAUGH TOO HARD,
THAT JEWELRY WILL FLY RIGHT OUT MY ASS.
AND I DON'T WANT WANT TO GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WAS SO MAD AT YOU, GIRL, I
TRIED TO CUT MY OWN DAMNED THING OFF.
WHOA, WAIT. BUT I COULDN'T DO IT, YOU WANT
TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I PASSED OUT JUST FROM
HOLDING THE KNIFE. BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID
WHEN I WOKE UP? I REMEMBERED HOW MUCH YOU LOVED
THE SMELL OF MY HAIR AND HOW MUCH YOU DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF
MY PEE. YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH
THIS, RIGHT? >> I --
>> I POURED MY OWN PEE IN MY OWN HAIR.
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? BECAUSE TRICKS ARE FOR CEREAL
AND THIS IS THE TRUTH OR MY NAME ISN'T RAZ P.BERRY.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT? >> I -- I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU
ARE. >> OH, IS THAT SO?
LISTEN TO THIS JACKASS BRAY. LISTEN TO THIS JACKASS BRAY.
>> YEAH, I DON'T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU, I JUST WHAT I
THINK IS HAPPENING IS THAT YOUR SUNGLASSES ARE VERY DARK AND
IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE. >> RIGHT.
>> AND IT'S DARK AND FOGGY OUT THERE.
>> THAT'S ALSO TRUE. >> BECAUSE I'M NOT THE WOMAN
THAT YOU THINK I AM, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? >> BACK UP.
SO, YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND, JAY?
>> NO. I'M ANNE SAUNDERS.
THIS IS MY HUSBAND, REGINALD SAUNDERS, M.D.
>> YES, HELLO, WHO IS THIS? >> THIS IS RAZ P. BERRY.
HE'S A SINGER. >> AND A DANCER.
>> AND A DANCER. >> OH, IT SMELLS LIKE PEE AROUND
HERE. >> OH, YES, WITH I'M REMEMBERING
THE THINGS HE JUST SANG AT ME. HE POURED PEE IN HIS HAIR AND
TRIED TO CUT HIS PENIS OFF. >> AND I PUT JEWELRY UP MY BUTT.
>> WHY DID YOU DO THOSE THINGS? >> TO TEACH A WOMAN A LESSON.
>> YES, BUT HOW DOES THAT DO THAT, THOUGH?
>> AND YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE WAS A CAR THAT ALMOST HIT US, BECAUSE
HE SAID HE WANTED TO RUN US OVER RAMBO STYLE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. >> IT'S RAMBO STYLE BECAUSE OF
THE SUNGLASSES. >> RAMBO DIDN'T WEAR SUNGLASSES.
>> YEAH, BUT HE ALSO DIDN'T PUT JEWELRY UP HIS OWN ASS.
LOOK, I AM SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING, BUT I HAVE TO
GET HOME AND CLEAN UP, BECAUSE I DID A LOT OF HORRIBLE THINGS IN
MY APARTMENT THAT I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO IN THE SONG.
AND HEY, MAN TO MAN, KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR WOMAN.
>> OH, YOU KNOW I DO, MY BROTHER.
>> WHAT? HONEY!
COME ON, LET'S GET BACK TO HEAVY DRINKING NOW THAT HAYS GONE.
>> NOPE, HE'S NOT GONE. HE'S DANCING IN THE WINDOW.
♪ I THOUGHT SHE WAS HER, MY YOUNG GIRLFRIEND JANE ♪
♪ BECAUSE IT WAS THE WIFE OF DR. REGINALD SAUNDERS ♪
DOCTOR
REGINALD
SAUNDERS
I have this saved on my computer to watch every time I'm feeling really low. Nothing cheers you up like some Donald Glover.
This doesn’t sound like Reds Cargo
But I passed out. Just from holding the knife.
raz.p.berry
He sounds like playa Gus from psych
I’M BARBIE!
...and a DANCER!
Remember kids...
Trix are for cereal.