Nightmare "Chefs"

[Music] hey guys so just a quick message before we get into today's video Bionic pig and I we start a new channel it's called alien bacon we're gonna be uploading five days a week on there if you like what you see in today's video then you'll definitely like what you see over on alien bacon so yeah that's about it enjoy the video thanks guys we're gonna be watching some really awesome cooking videos so this one's called celebrate German style with this potato salad cake say potato salad steak okay okay that's even worse all right got the potatoes and Apple good combo apples pickles and potatoes onions yummy scrumptious with a sour cream mayonnaise cheese and mayonnaise what are you making me watch yum yummy oh yay I love a nice top layer of pickles on my cake got that nice hot dog layering beautiful hot dog border I hate that potato salad cake with hot dogs what what is this scrumdiddlyumptious who thought of this idea like who sat there and thought you know what would be good on a cake pickle sickles hot dog with cream cheese hot dogs on the outside cold hot dogs too by the way yeah that's the most unsettling part here's one is even weirder kitty litter cake what welcome to my first dollar store recipe today I'm going to be making a cake that would be perfect for Halloween a dollar store recipe if you want to pretend like you're eating catch it this is a perfect video for you so I picked up a chocolate cake with Jam reminds me of like one of those trim trim pranks we're like they eat things that aren't really natural as a prank yeah like when they have like like lip balm yeah it's just a cake it's not an actual [ __ ] now we're going to take some frosting and frost this whole top and I'm using white because I don't want the chocolate cake to show through when I put the litter on top and by literally means shifts now for the fun part we're gonna make our cat turds to take your package of tootsie rolls they're about 22 about the two rolls those are very convincing turns now it's a matter of placing our poops this is this is the scariest cake you've ever seen in my life thing that's really gonna make this cake look authentic it's a scoop don't want to eat this yeah I saw that in someone's house and just go up and take a bite I want this one right here well I was this turn she's she's eating the [ __ ] mmm yummy not even taking the grossest of the kitty litter thing but like a tootsie roll in a cake probably wouldn't let go well yeah yeah cuz how chewy yes your roll is the cookie crumbs add a nice little crunch shut the [ __ ] up liar this is definitely something like if Facebook mom like an avid Facebook mom would thoroughly enjoy yeah all right this one might make you a little bit squeamish oh yeah I love that on Mir nose party cheese salad cheese salad cooking with jet Joe he looks like Wario I never would have put the idea together had a nomogram Rihanna green cheese pimentos school whip crush nuts lemon or you can use lime jell-o celery bell pepper pineapple and American cheese can you believe this this is crazy pineapple and cheese all the ingredients don't sound like they're anything together cream cheese in jello and pineapple like that itself probably wouldn't be terrible you know it's just fruit cream cheese and jello yeah but I still don't understand the cheese no peppers No man-ho nuts yummy looks like vomit yeah I feel like we need to try this now to live up to his his saying that it looks disgusting but it tastes good oh cool web great the whole thing alright I don't recommend using imitation or fat-free or sugar-free because they have a different reaction a different reaction food shouldn't give a reaction what do you mean nice that's flattering sound it gives nice slop they won't even feed this in prison sure all your ingredients are all throughout the dish ok I just had a constant face of disgust watching this ok well I realized I didn't have to wait overnight and the family wants to try this out so we've only been waiting serving it cold it's like cheese jello yeah you're right I don't understand to cut it almost like a dessert you just scoop it out wait it's not a dip no that's it it's not I let me watch this whole video thinking this was supposed to be a dip yeah oh no he's eating this [ __ ] what hmm taste wine their fault Wow like all that cream cheese and mayonnaise and all that like I was like this is this has to be you know it's gonna be like dipping chips with the cheese it's gonna melt it together I didn't expect to just be a frozen straight dessert with vegetables in it this woman's channel is called Kay's cooking and she makes some really tasty meals so check out this like cookin it's called minced meat and beans why is she putting it in a pot she's gonna boil it [Laughter] you know I would love to just drink the juice I love to taste that please don't tell me that's it meat and some water and that's it she's gonna scoop some beans with some boiled meat this is like a next-level of trailer food it's like what you make in your house when you have nothing left to make I love how she's like making a tutorial about how to make the most basic how to warm up something how is it it's not soaking up day and bean juice so it's not a dry so it means not soaking up the bean juices as what you see please keep hearing me if you want to give me a big thumbs up oh yeah I'll smash that thumbs up she should name the series that trailer-park cooking yeah I'm honestly like I'm seriously just confused I've never seen a human being boil ground beef before she's got a lot of gems this one's about meatballs she makes some really really tasty looking meatballs so I'm gonna have a try and making me oh my god that that's actually making me nauseous those aren't meatballs she just took ground beef and stuck it in some egg no big they are too you can see the egg like just dripping off of the bottom they're like what the hell good Finian egg why why are you dipping in an egg I mean sometimes you'll do that well yeah but like you dip in an egg and then you like dip it into bread crumbs after do you like it crispy outside but like you don't just straight dip in an egg you gotta have something with it she just wants some egg with her meat bro damn her meatballs are like just straight falling apart they're just like little brains I can't I can't watch this anymore my stomach is giving a weird reaction to this I mean at least she's having fun yeah those are some beautiful eggs really help it now it's just like one big mass of me form them into balls she just took off a piece egg you're like some scrambled egg with your meatballs are they starting to look like meatballs oh I'm speechless my face is just like imported like I don't even know if my face is hurting it's like she didn't even seasoned it she didn't even do anything he's just like threw some meat on a pan with some egg she's done tell him what you think bro I'm just gonna come out and say it could be better that's why I know what Gordon Ramsay would say about this finally some good [ __ ] food dog that was traumatizing and today I'm going to be is she gonna warm up some more [ __ ] and I'm going to do my extra twist then who she's got a twist mm-hmm she finally has to skill it out the pot on the left is it's you might want to lower the heat there hmm fish six delicious which is you says fish pie yeah it's fish finger pie just being the pot that's what I meant to say Oh fish finger pie oh my god it's a pie did I think yeah I have to have a nice thick meaty onion flavor in that pie a fish finger pie slash sandwich gotta be a real cook to make that oh here we go yep get that nice crispy crust Oh God onions and then some make means with some weenies on top that look scrumptious don't forget about the over boiled potatoes that's [ __ ] gross bro nice layer of mashed potatoes on those beans and wieners at least the potatoes are okay ya know like she did something yeah this is a very moist meal right here yeah you can hear all the Slipslop and I wouldn't call it moist I just call it sloppy this [ __ ] pudding it's like a bean tater Weiner pudding what she done that was good it's it's like in poop form before you even [ __ ] I'm not I'm not eating for the rest of the night no don't eat it bro he looks like he's not happy about it I am some more for you why he's either my favorite content creator or my least favorite I I'm like broken in between it right now do you like bacon egg and cheese oh yeah I love waking up to some crispy bacon some eggs and cheese and delicious well she makes the best bacon egg and cheese oh okay all right I'm back cooking again for intros hello people it's an extremely ie there's not like a single bit of yellow on those things it looks like zombie flesh or some [ __ ] how do you make every single thing extremely sloppy and wet it's sooo Rose look at how sloppy and wet it is you changed your channel name to sloppy and wet it's kitchen so start a restaurant and that'll be like their catchphrase sloppy and away everything we serve is slow we foil everything they're already burning this is painful she didn't even clean out the pan before sorry burnt gunk from the other eggs I guess she just put water in there does she boil everything is that her signature flavor is boiled like oh she's just like making sure the juices are on the eggs that's really I gotta get that flavor on top of the [ __ ] water on the cuts to her on her videos are so jarring ya know she needs to hire an editor she used to hire a cook please tell me they're at least crispy don't don't make them like sloppy and oh they are they're floppy a nice way somehow you know you need with that some hashbrowns oh it's a redo oh [ __ ] so this is like she must have messed up the first time you know what I've noticed every time she cooks anything she just turns it too high yeah well it's pretty efficiency bro can I get that [ __ ] done quick there's so much oil in the pan I don't want you to boil the hashbrowns so that was her redo so I mean she did better the second time I hope this is the first time this video is called nearly hashbrowns her cutting technique is all wrong she's gonna cut her finger bro making me nervous it's like chill onion diesem it's just like giant chunks of onions yeah yeah Chuck its give you like 50% onions she really likes those onions all right here we go the moment of truth this probably not even gonna cook it was just onion it's done yeah yeah of course it's done Oh God I hope this guy likes onions there's a big-ass onion you can taste the onion thumbs up this one's called tuna tacos that's sheriff he's had some bad ass shirts without the wraps so they're tuna tacos without the wraps so tuna yes she's gonna cook up some mayo yeah I'm not gonna say she's doing it wrong but I think she should probably mix it up in a bowl first no no this is throwing just a bunch of sour cream and mayo in a pan she's just cooking condiments right now look at it just sitting there boil and gotta get those extremely large just Mayo cream and onion it's like [ __ ] cat Bad's basically with tuna yeah it's just sitting there just like burning on the bottom it's like triggering me oh you know her and her sloppy food oh yeah a little bit of garnish dang that's pretty fancy given Gordon Ramsay a run for his money with this yeah give it a 9 out of 10 right there god damn I love that tuna taco what was at the taco it's already boiling yeah just cranks it already boiling just like he's gotta make it quick there she goes you have the big-ass onion God oh she's making me so nervous like she's gonna cut her hand off nearly done [Music] [Laughter] okay I'm not trying to bribe but I did boil that in milk so it's probably gonna be nice and flavorful probably pretty good this one's pretty safe right it's just chicken and vegetables okay how can you [ __ ] up chicken in vegetables okay now for the entire onion slipped on it oh my god she's cutting him in a palm like that you see that [ __ ] [Laughter] [Laughter] it's just slimy she feeds to the dog I don't blame her idea to the doc I think it's my favorite Channel like I want to take her recipes and recreate them I'm just gonna start boiling everything now like if she made cookbook it would just be step one boil step 1 cut up an onion but you know it's kind of much this is the last one we're gonna watch it's called not white chicken nuggets it's almost there we almost got it she has so many bizarre like in the early ash Browns not quite chicken i redo hash browns I mean at least at least she's kind of self-aware you know I kind of know she's not the best she definitely loves doing it so hey you know more power to it no boy it wouldn't be Kay's cooking scene in boil it bro that's yeah that's true that's your trademark I'm sorry it's gotta get everything wet well you know big those pieces chicken are those are nuggets okay which is 220 yeah okay okay okay did she just say she's going to put chicken in there at only 220 degrees for 15 minutes oh yeah it just cuts nah she almost said the n-word right there just look at the flower it's just like it's not even slightly cooked it's test yeah oh dear she knows probably tastes like boiled chicken nuggets good conclusion there I made the chicken nuggets wrong I will admit does she not have the internet like obviously I see she has the internet just look it up it's like she just wings everything and then throws it up on YouTube you can do it with flowers she just did it wrong yeah thank you so much for watching I hate you all go subscribe to Kay's cooking for some amazing cooking tutorials I mean honestly I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna take some of her recipes and use them for myself cooking for my family go subscribe to a lien bacon and go subscribe to Bionic Pig thank you for watching why [Music] [Music]

Channel: Elvis The Alien

Views: 1,940,094

Rating: 4.8575468 out of 5

Keywords: the world's worst cooking videos, bad cooking videos, awful cooking videos, the worst cooking videos, kays cooking, kays cooking meatballs, cooking, cooking with jack show, elvis the alien, elvisthealien, bionicpig, nightmare kitchen, nightmare chefs

Id: B_CL6YIGxeY

Length: 21min 28sec (1288 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 29 2019

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