New Zealand Today | 24 hour Guppy Fish Farm

[Music] this week on New Zealand today I received an anonymous tip-off about a 24-hour Cathy fish farm what is it goofy fish farm why is someone selling goofy fish in Newlin 24 hours a day surely it's a front for drugs I went to the streets to find out what the locals knew about this mysterious business and this guy Amir who's telling gummy fish 24/7 it's right behind you check that out what do you think of that ya know much why are you going there looks like your crack house got P fish phone ya know 24 hour gap in fish 24 hours you want to fish it like the morning yeah this is a 24-hour Gaffey fish farm over there what do you know about there may I know that fish is delicious that's what I know not eat the gummy fish ah someone was claiming to sell goofy fish 24 hours a day and the locals knew nothing what's got P fish the only option was to investigate myself and 2:00 a.m. in the morning we approached the building with no idea what was on the other side of those bars [Music] hi I'm guy Williams and new zealand today i've come to inquire about a guy who fish i didn't know what to expect i was terrified come on in buy yourself some Guppies I entered with trepidation I knew I had to ask the big question what the [ __ ] is this oh sorry the biggest guppy fish farmer now Auckland okay so my second question is why if you breed a hundred thousand Guppies in your Solon full package thousand dollars if you're coming to buy Guppies at like two o'clock in the morning yeah why do people needs got me soften the addicted people are addicted to caffeine it's a safe hobby I'm into sugar and hardcore pornography yeah that's great - yeah what are you doing with all the Guppies what appealed orther Guppies just sound them from here I wouldn't never clue eaten them some might be sticking out your bum after spending time with Jane I couldn't help but notice that he resembled one of New Zealand's most famous pit shop owners have you ever seen Ali Hart's character the hamster man from m-step yeah I love it you don't have to stick them up your backside you these are did you ever think that maybe that character no nothing like myself I don't have hamsters but I quickly learned that the goofy industry is no jokes why is someone here 24 hours just says security this place has been robbed many times now rocks oh yeah we've had thousands and thousands of fish stolen from this place these people they plate the whole of the fish industry out there they're coming through little kiddies bedrooms to steal their goldfish that's how sad there oh the his stealing Guppies you'll find that the police are involved in it the police are involved in the company thieving industries yeah I lost my teeth from one lot of them the fact with the wrong person because if I catch him I'm gonna do some horrible horrible things the people what are you no no no fin same but you're like one of the scariest [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life no scariness here my sunny the most gentlest mellowest busy over me what happened specifically when you lost your tooth oh adopt the cam oh just a come on his ass something told me it was time to leave but not before I bought some Guppies we call that one let's read platinum take me Delta tail ribbons and swallowtail what is it called platinum sort of a metal head platinum weird ribbon fans a Swallowtail okay of all the people in the interviews oh you're the one that I can't save it taking the first one off you're not taking the first no just a genetic makeup of that particular fish here you go guy thank you very much Wow I promise I won't put these at my but we hope you don't either but they've all been medicated and worm so you should be quite okay so that was a case closed is that I lived happily into the night enjoy those guppy fish but I couldn't help but think [ __ ] I don't fish tank Guy Williams New Zealand today [Music]

Channel: New Zealand Today

Views: 276,932

Rating: 4.9723907 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, parody, jono and ben, guppy, New Zealand Today, Guy Williams

Id: YrXZ2Up9yws

Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 08 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/stud_macha]

Crazed theory about Guppy thieves with police involvement

Story about how he lost a tooth in a fight and ‘dropped the cunt’

Says he’ll do horrible things if he catches the perpetrators

Fucking crazy, maniacal laughter

“Nah mate, I’m the gentlest, mellowest guy”

[u/wormywils]

Zane: If I catch em, I'm gonna do some horrible horrible things to em.

Guy: What are you going to do to them?

Zane laughs like a maniac.

Guy fears for this life.

[u/ianjm]

You can't eat the guppy fish!

(contagious laughter)

(BONG)

OWWW

[u/Delta4]

That headsmack on he pole at 56 seconds made me realise this report would be bang on the mark.

[u/St_SiRUS]

This is Guy's darkest exposé to date

[u/Snugglasaurus]

The guppy fish industry is on the brink of becoming a booming industry. This guy knows it. It's big thinkers like him and Elon Musk that keep the dream of an exciting future alive :)

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"if you bred 100.000 guppies and sold them for a buck each.... you'd have $100.000"

[u/spaceturtle1]

There is fuck-all going on in New Zealand. Every time Guy Williams has to pull shit out of his ass. And it ends up being super entertaining. How is that possible. I love this show, I mean this segment of a show I never watched called Jono and Ben.

By the way what happened to Ed Sheeran and McLovin from Marton? I want Guy to visit those guys again. Of course it will never happen, cause nothing will ever happen in Marton. Not like that has ever stopped him from doing a report....on something.

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