New Zealand Today - Chicken and Chips in Marton

[Music] New Zealand today a house that has been on sale for more than ten years no one knows where this property won't sell and the mysterious owner refuses to talk to the media I travel to Fielding to confront the owner face to face nice to meet you young guy Williams no thanks I was just trying to get in touch with the owner of this house [Music] they said that think about us so I hit the streets where the house was the big story around town it is a big story around town no no the house has been on them as for 17 years that be a very good hairspray this is a talk of the town right now no until you came here let's talk of the town now and six robots what the you guys up to grab some pizza actually for some breakfast are you like a hideout pillow bomber no I don't do that you see some robots it's pretty what I'd rather they have sex with the animal than a robot okay look you have lost all credibility oh yeah you're like the most interesting man I've ever met most people mistake me for it before you cheering anyway so he's actually got a pretty good long voice you know what I mean oh and baby you're so could ever grow old its evergreen I'm talking about people singing each year in song in the middle of fielding I realized that my story was falling apart [Applause] [Music] so we're gonna be on TV and stuff to be asked the way this bloody story is going it's not going well to improve that well I need I need an angle like what's interesting things happening around town well as what a big scandals ah not much platform Adam were you having an upgrade in our skate park oh okay chicken and chips in timbira JC and fresh chicken all the time what's good about the heritage buildings brings it back I love the beauty of our historic buildings are you should come tomorrow me actually kind of attitude in journalism it's important to stick to the story but other times it's important to ditch that story and tell to Isaac and Josh's hometown of Martin to try the best chicken and chips in the world we are going to do is go see some views and Marlon then to finish it off go eat some succulent chicken and chips from the Centennial Dairy the peas chicken and chips in the world fish and chips in New Zealand not the world that's a beautiful you know who those buildings are Mardan Wow sometimes I look at these balloons and I just think wow like amazing so this building we have contains heritage equipment from years ago this motorbike right here over 20 years old I'll become here too so our mind with knowledge this is Captain James Cook he's one of the oldest mother and mother this is my purchase since Lewis but not that Matt Richardson hahahaha this is came to click the bows wait all the cables give the collectables what are the best stuff you can buy here they're making now stitching it looks like Mickey's bleeding as mouth or something it's appealing this is our DVD store old Star Wars movies I want the Frog installs I always there for rotting in it frog and there's a little grandma saver hello darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again bet that song the band disturbs the songs called the sound silence Simon and Garfunkel isn't it no it's definitely disturbed definitely sister martin was grace and we'd saved the best till last there aren't any old earrings Centennial dearie home of the best chicken and chips in the world and fish and chips in New Zealand in fielding I lost the story but in Martin I found perhaps the greatest story of the more the story of true friendship six robots future that's pretty hard to say for now and since you know that still experimenting with all that type of technology so it could be bad yeah if you want the events of terminator to come true on door okay you know those since where he bought so Austin Powers yeah and you know file their titties and yeah we love it so okay so yeah no this is nodding guys and I hope you I was like today like I did not expect more awake in to be hanging out with Guy Williams us to do this weekend ever oh my hands salty but safety is something yes like salty ears Guy Williams New Zealand's today you

Channel: New Zealand Today

Views: 639,323

Rating: 4.9147897 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, parody, jono and ben

Id: U69QBO-qSpE

Length: 4min 40sec (280 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 21 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/mazerfaka]

"It's definitely disturbed"

[u/Ricefox]

The green frog part made me lol hard.

[u/thelonebard]

As an Aussie, it's in my DNA to make fun of Kiwis. But even I gotta admit, I can't give Kiwi Sheeran shit. Dude's got no fucks to give and is just havin fun with his mate.

[u/[deleted]]

"What's good about the heritage buildings?"

music cuts

"Brings ya back"

idk why that absolutely slayed me

[u/G6Pase]

Pretty surreal seeing my hometown on the top of /r/videos, stoked that these bois have done it proud.

[u/lugong]

Shoutout to Marton! Weirdest town ever.

[u/DongWrestler_]

Calling Guy Williams a journalist is very generous use of the word.

[u/new_zealand]

I can confirm this is an accurate representation of my country

[u/[deleted]]

I've never wanted to visit New Zealand more in my life. Between Taika Waititi, Julian Dennison, Frankie Adams and Kiwi Sheeran they've got some great international advertisement going