New Zealand Today | Lake Taupo Hole in One

today on New Zealand today a Kiwi icon the tow for Holland one challenge most Kiwis only chance to get $10,000 my conspiracy theory is there it's wrecked it's never been one I chose to tow port to investigate and from the moment I arrived something smells fishy we are enjoying here because of the lovely weather and breath lake scenery it's like you've been paid to say that by some sort of government organisation we are enjoying being here I hit the streets to find out if the locals knew anyone who had one political theory the TOEFL hole-in-one yeah is Rex what no one has even wanna know it's just media leading your stress actually what was correct I am the media you never get it you never get it you never get it you know said oh yeah that's why I've never tried it no two people have won the hole-in-one and a [ __ ] oh gee do if you want $2,000 on all of us find me a house animenews cow wad you do if you won $10,000 bad idea all right what do you for your 10 grand on charts alcohol mad near drugs but not everyone was happy with me poking my nose in their business I've heard that you're speaking [ __ ] about the whole one yeah I am yeah what'd you say about it why brothers sisters cousin has one is his name is Daniel Pepe Anna more Facebook good do good musician don't Facebook you sure haven't $10,000 didn't win like $1 whoa cuz he brought us a lot of alcohol and a lot of KFC wicked wings straight gravy no potato Steve bugs only the little wicked wings outstretched sandwiches boom you're away look does that seem maybe not like a bad investment not at all have you tried that okay I meet with alleged winner Daniel pay P shout-out to the haters I'm Allegiant Daniel pay P was definitely a legend but his hole-in-one KFC story didn't add up oh it's probably here need some beers of me this conspiracy Randy why needed answers and to get to the bottom of it I had to go to the top with an exclusive interview with the mastermind behind it all Renae Kiwi what's the secret to the whole one charge the secret like you're trying to unlock a conspiracy yes I'm not trying to okay anyway me and I'm okay Megan says oh but you implied that it was a conspiracy by saying that maybe maybe not sounds more suspicious to be honest what are you trying to hide from me what are you trying to hide from me something wasn't right I had to investigate further and under the cover of darkness I hatched a plan I stole this child's kayak from a primary school I'm gonna peddle out to the hole one challenge of fight what's really going on out on the pontoon car you bring the golf club yeah who's this it's a hockey stick I asked for a golf club I know but this not many places open at 3:00 how did you fit up wish me luck good luck car goodbye New Zealand [Music] Wow how'd you guys get out here behind a boat what am I doing this boat then it was enough room mate it was enough room for one book the main part of the show also how did you manage to organize a boat we couldn't figure out disaster struck my vessel had capsized and I've lost my hockey stay I was sabotage as I was fighting to find out the truth and now I was fighting for my life and just when it couldn't get any worse I lost my ground to the kids so bossy or shredded or dramatic ending the end of the show is getting canceled whoa why do we hire any boats I can walk to the hole-in-one you dumped I'd done it I'd survived finally I was a New Zealand hero the hole-in-one was fine by the way there was no conspiracy I was wasting my time Guy Williams New Zealand today [Music]

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Views: 568,419

Rating: 4.9214592 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, parody, jono and ben

Id: IrxxzmDchxk

Length: 4min 49sec (289 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 25 2018

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[u/lordclarkson]

'New Zealand Today' was just brilliant anyway. It's a shame it didn't continue after 'Jono and Ben' was cancelled

[u/Nofapstronaut6]

I would like to postulate this as in fact the best example of NZ as a hole

[u/Grembert]

If it wasn't for the constant attempts at getting the audience to clap and cheer he would be one of my favourites on Taskmaster NZ.

[u/MooBaaOink]

I just want to let you know, I spent a fortune here. Hit the green lots but it's hard.

Did hear of a winner while I lived in NZ.

[u/Thebigkapowski]

As someone who has only heard of any of the contestants from watching this show, my first impression of Guy and will always be my first thought when it comes to him is him naked in a tree. I feel like he wouldn't mind that though.

[u/badaccount99]

Is this the place where they won all the prizes in Almighty Johnsons ?

[u/KarmaUK]

I've cracked the theory, they sell golf balls for the $10,000 challenge.

They then put on the scuba bear, and collect all the golf balls in the water, and sell them again. :)

Putting a bit of the profit aside on the rare chance that someone actually gets a hole in one.