Never Ask For Directions - Geoguessr

last time on game grumps you're basically out of time so you got to give yourself a guess las champos all right jump boost baby who's that i don't know but who is she [Applause] that's what it's like i mean come back please well let's give it a shot then because i don't think i'm going to get anything else okay boom no okay it was connecticut marvelous we're really putting our heads together here like when we combine forces we do a lot worse yeah putting our heads together but like at high speeds hey i'm grump i'm not sue and we're the game grumps welcome everybody back to game grumps okay so geoguesser excuse me oh reset the timer homie oh my god i can't forget that we have a timer we gotta get into the habit of that um yeah so welcome back we're gonna do uh one more uh game of geo guesser and uh this time we're gonna go battle royale against random people yeah so this is like a speed round you have a very limited amount of time to figure out what country you're in and that's all you have to guess right is the country and you get three strikes and you're out um and if you make it to the end you win that's that's it man love it super simple yeah let's just let's try it out here these people have no idea who they're going up against yeah well shampoon i feel like is level 10 and they're gonna really bring it rap yeah hey you're level nine uh yeah man have you been playing a decent amount wow ragnarthan is 16. uh-oh i was under the impression that it topped off at 10. [Laughter] somebody rolls in with like 500 like oh [ __ ] all right uh 10 people are playing and everyone can make it wow what a positive message all right all right this truck oh [ __ ] what's cool though is you can see other people's guesses that they've gotten wrong and you can use that to sort of help you a little bit somebody's got a guest locked in already uh and they were wrong okay uh they guessed brazil it's not brazil uh oh oh oh okay here we go whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa go back go back come back they guessed norway and that was incorrect okay okay okay uh oh it's so much more like like yeah upsetting it is not sweden somebody got it really yeah [ __ ] i can't read that uh all right this way oh arja arjavas and and cornova aria ah [ __ ] oh jeepers boy lots of people guessing wrong um just going for it it is not sl wow [Music] we're running out of time uh that's a lot of j's and [ __ ] oh man time's going out time's running out uh um uh guess guess a thing oh god uh romania no no you gotta hit gas poland you gotta hit gas uh guess oh hurry i don't know man all right well we're all gonna get past knocked out slovenia oh slovenia how the [ __ ] was i supposed to know that i've never been to slovenia frampt he's on fire holy crap what are we gonna do man tello perd better than a pillow turd [Laughter] that's for sure you're on the ball today bro thanks holmes looking brilliant except when it comes to guessing countries okay uh this looks like a similar they have the same signage i feel like i might have said it's not slovenia and it turned out to be slovenia because i got it confused with slovakia oh people are getting it like nobody's business oh god libra what is this happy charge libra uh [ __ ] what are these countries oh my god i need to see the flags damn it it's not greece it's not spain it's not romania it's not german not belgium okay okay uh so it's not germany no are you sure oh wait maybe try it nope nope i got that flag mixed up it's not belgium it's not belgium nobody's guessed the netherlands this is the netherlands is it no i don't think so dela could be italy no de la uh well spain portugal might be portugal nope oh [ __ ] croatia we're not doing well at all no this is terrible editors change the music to hardcore metal whoa okay okay never mind just put it back to chill music so what was it thanks well we never know it was france france wow what did not know they had dela oh i guess that does make sense all right this is like you're not playing this gotta do it oh we got a twitcher ah blake fertile he's very fertile put your doctor in my fertile put your seed in me i will grow a child uh adam is ice cold adam and bradley good oh tobiason tubby son he got that first one but i guess he dropped out but he is on fire i don't know what any of this means [ __ ] let's go all right get ready cows runaway cows we gotta win one of these uh i've done it a couple times man that sounds good yeah oh oh dutch yes they have the very long names yeah but a bing but a boom baby i i it's one of the things i remember most about being there just how every street sign was like eight miles long yeah deer in bagrath plots and zevenhoven wow we almost won that oh we were almost the first i don't think you get points or anything for doing it faster oh i say you just have to make it to the end i see god i love the netherlands it's [ __ ] enchanting dude my favorite country i just want to be a sheep come on you wouldn't want to be a sheep just eating grass all day yep no these [ __ ] no larger questions about the universe just just be a [ __ ] sheep just lounging yeah look at that one's asleep just chill sleep eat and then eventually drop dead it's the american dream i love it it's the [ __ ] sheep dream do sheep stream of electric us wow that's a really deep question aaron whoa look at this place they got their own water slide do android cheap team of electric machines that are us by oh wow a lot of people got knocked out on that ring okay cool go go go go oh pine trees okay so that that could be like the northwest [Music] bump meters okay so not america all right let's go let's [ __ ] go let's go let's go civilization please a truck something anything sign sign what was that what was that i think it's just dirty oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is it kind of silent hill [ __ ] is that yeah get out of here she starts playing [ __ ] like akira yamaoka music cool cool zona arizona i like the moon and the june in the spring [Laughter] oh my god we're not gonna find anything oh wait oh there's some stuff here's some stuff we're almost out of time oh man [ __ ] dog historic acid [ __ ] uh uh uh so it's like it's like this area so spain no uh uh grease oh [ __ ] someone got it oh someone got it yeah they win bulgaria it was latvia dang it was close i mean yeah technically it had an e in it here we go all right we made it to the second round that time with tubbieson again good all right what do we got here nothing nothing helping me out here but we got some sieve that sweet civilization oh here we go truck truck time truck time it's a [ __ ] log truck huh that's helpful you can't brand logs oh the ormond deposu here we go we got kuromasai i feel like that's as good as we're gonna get right like what the [ __ ] is any of this i don't know i oh [ __ ] someone got it um like what language is this i don't know great question i'm a fool i think you're in the right part of the world though yeah you know what oh [ __ ] uh uh yeah [ __ ] slovakia okay we got all that stuff yeah yeah that seems right nope okay mother bumper all right uh i'm just going as hard as i can i want to try poland okay god damn it those are decent guesses i feel you think so i mean i appreciate it why not yeah they're going they're going like places that i've i don't often have in my lexicon yes i'm curious what do we got here it was turkey turkey okay we were not close what a [ __ ] fool we were we're not close as a unit go man we're doing terribly yes yes in front of everyone of course of course you know it's like playing this with my brother at home and he's just like dawg how do you do this just like meanwhile tibia tibia is killing it yeah all right here we go again we got like porky sin in here again or whatever the hell his name was porkyson yeah who was that guy tavison thomason that's right oh we're gonna dude this guy's going mad slow just passing them all right we gotta we gotta [ __ ] go we gotta go yeah we got we got work to do oh i forgot i have a 50 50. what's that it just gives you two options oh oh well that changes everything oh here we go prison oh man oh czech republic nice [Music] great job boom nicely done see that's that's the [ __ ] life hack right that is really that changes everything that's what it's all about mickey mickey fun that's where i like to do my dumb fracking [Laughter] you want to be a dumb racquet your whole life come on down to mickey fun yeah oh it actually is mickey oh my god it is holy [ __ ] is that disneyland is that their disneyland oh [ __ ] in the czech republic there's no disneyland there i mean maybe it's maybe the there's a stolen disneyland stadium that's where they have the steve benini ride okay here we go seven people are playing 2016 go i'm jazzed i'm jazzed let's do it people got people it's pleased with people hello hello good day excuse me where are we aaron there's no time oh sorry uh it's just looking like a goof um all right uh okay i saw the not american license plate little playground that's that's that's got to be unique to somewhere yeah of course [Music] i know oh come on you didn't guess it someone got it you freak oh there's a oh transport no uh okay so they have handicapped people there [ __ ] oh it's right next to us hi hello tap tap tap excuse me excuse me two people have gotten it oh man oh [ __ ] it's real bad maybe we should use our 50 50. i will if it gets down to the wire i feel like i'm gonna find something though at the last second a horse feeling wiry it's starting to feel wiry it's just a wild horse dude do it no do it i could find signage i'm going to three people might well whatever they're not going to okay kidding me at this rate okay in this economy all right uh 50 50. yeah uh that was one okay of course i gotcha you [ __ ] are dead i'm the best oh it's another one of these god damn it they're daddies oh man we got some core hosarkey oh jesus what does that mean their guest was locked oh my god two people already got it [ __ ] uh uh you're trying to do poland god damn it uh what is this language i don't know look around a little but i don't have time no boy i just simply don't have time bm that's where you can park when you have to drop a bowel move hamburger hamburger it's germany we're in america uh a roohak they got sarok they got te azzo cavezo [ __ ] okay we're the only ones left i don't know man this is this is this is [ __ ] this isn't this this is a tricky one generally i'm just gonna do it do it click something oh [ __ ] it was hungry okay we weren't close i should have related to it because i need to eat all right we were we were with top three though yeah we [ __ ] tibia tibia always kicking our asses not level 93 what oh my god are you serious they're very good they don't even have a name they don't even they're like the type of rich where you don't even want people to know how rich you are rich with knowledge yeah and world experience they're like just put me put my house behind a gate oh look at these delightful sheep i feel like if i were more like if i knew more about sheep i could be like those sheep are domestic to the region of i somehow doubt spagootland that statement alone says an awful lot oh boy this is rough oh there's nothing wow [ __ ] nothing for miles level 93 person already got it what yeah they're incredible no they didn't look at there they are holy [ __ ] oh crap they probably played this so much that they've been dropped here before yeah baby oh my god this is ridiculous this hurts my soul where the [ __ ] there's nothing there's just farm there's just creatures look at all the creatures oh my god there's so many creatures wait then it's probably sheep land oh somebody already guessed that [ __ ] i should have saw it 50 50. oh uh uh poland or australia oh is that what it is oh god damn it was that poland i don't know yeah i would have guessed australia god damn we suck okay we can't win at all or maybe that was new zealand those flags all kind of look a little similar oh yeah they do okay edlington ah yes and then horn castle skegness and a good old i got contracted that one time doctor please don't tell me it's horn castle skegness do you have anything else you're going to need a topical career you're gonna need some ragby lincoln for that skag bomber uh well that's probably scotland then could be because it's a nest yeah horn castle definitely sends english scottish welsh go go go just click you're not trying to get a country right good lord man jesus dog puncher what's right here all right okay dog puncher more kayak what games are you playing i guess they're at least they're good at punching dogs alex got it with the 50 50. really and we're just waiting on dog puncher it's beautiful man look how green yeah it's gorgeous [ __ ] rain's a lot there why can't we be there why can't i be right here sniffing these things getting hay fever sneezing yeah coughing going to the hospital for skegness epipens okay why not me [Laughter] [Music] never forget pearl harbor what do we got god damn these [ __ ] languages be more english i don't know any of them how the hell am i supposed to read suspended neck yeah neck oh is that where i can get my monk hank oh my god there's a url there oh [ __ ] yeah we can't see it though oh man all right keep keep going but if i could zoom in just further we can computer enhance this wonderful where is this like a magic land i know i love it we got borsek patra nian top leader the 15. hurry where's the 15. you'll never find it that way well i don't know man you're running out of time push your button i don't know pop leader 50 50. uh the 50 50. this one okay yay romania hell yeah wow it's beautiful you gotta go to romania look at that mountain dude near where dracula's from how many draculas are hiding in this country transylvania put his head on a spike ah cali de la libertad that way to liberty yeah my name is free tad some people call me libertad la comarca okay there's a lot of signage here hmm um javier colente i feel like knowing the number pattern like if you just studied that you would be so good at this oh oh there's something right there there's a url oh please oh for [ __ ] sake keep looking keep looking don't [ __ ] die don't waste time [Music] maybe i can see the other side maybe on that van too oh word uh fabricante fabricante on the door just give me a [ __ ] website [ __ ] god why can't i drive it's so tantalizingly close uh big horses uh i never know if it's constructionist i never know if it's portuguese or spanish [ __ ] try all the places quickly i'm gonna try portugal no spain you've got one second yeah all right holy [ __ ] locked out on that one um okay what is this what what brand is that i don't know oh the pugio i think i say it food hello hey good day just walking home from school power walking nice cute little houses with her head down like please don't google my goddamn take my image i'm in the witness protection program please just just keep moving oh nice little mcmansion here yeah via avila oh here we go what's going on here asute alol mooney hurry okay running out of time damn it tibia tibia got it what [ __ ] uh judy it's that area what does that mean these these signs this sign is like really common in in this area wasted too much like the like the like the romania type area um uh middle middle european never eastern european oh almost out oh [ __ ] it's doubt oh sarbam group barbum group of course oh crap guys [ __ ] dude what is this place okay fine um [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] poland uh slovakia check god damn it estonia oh wow estonia i don't know what that is estonia is a cool country apparently very artistic yeah one of my friends moved there once and i like their flag they do have a very blue flag that makes sense blue black white cool color combination okay what kind of modes of transportation but no well we lost the car it blipped off of [ __ ] thanos snaps in between these shots oh god this isn't gonna work out great i just oh man once i start to get giggly i just [ __ ] lose it oh yeah that'll help what's up guys hey fellas like don't know what are you doing man it's mo mario is that you look at that mustache no no once i get into these giggle fits it's real hard for me to pull out of them like brian we were i can't even remember what we were talking about i think we were just working on a project or something and oh my god and uh i think i can tell the story because there's no way we're ever gonna [ __ ] find anything oh oh [ __ ] yeah um all right this this could be south america should be [ __ ] anywhere dude yeah central america maybe people got it people are getting it go 50 50. they're going 50 50. they're using their 50 50s do it man i just you know i just feel oh i don't know mexico okay yeah great wow nobody guessed mexico that's true i mean they're all over south america with their guesses okay we got five people damn yeah yeah call in the herd okay wake up sheeple we'll finish that story in a second this is too intense oh god damn it what the [ __ ] auto two link come on oh uh signage signage there's there's [ __ ] 24 houdin keep going keep going oh wait oh sk sk what is that uh slovakia could be yeah amazing [ __ ] number one well done so yeah brian and i were just talking about a project and all of a sudden like it just started there's no way this will be funny or carry but it's like you know someone says something stupid and then like the idea just gets stupider and stupider like there's just this idea of ninja brian being on the roof of a house and falling off and hitting every possible thing on the way down and then finally he lands on the ground all broken and lands in front of his daughter audrey and audrey looks into the cameras like i could get used to this i don't know why it's so funny i love [ __ ] like that it's just like [ __ ] like almost art house i was i'm like i'm tearing up now just thinking about it holy [ __ ] [Laughter] oh it's just us and some other dude no it's two there's two other sneaky assassin and giacomo black they sound intense all right let's go god this is gonna be tough [Music] sneaky assassin is a level 34. good god husqvarna oh crap all right [Music] oh that just got like real [ __ ] bright and like yeah it's a different day oh oh oh oh oh wow okay so uh um i'm just gonna go ukraine nope russia russia nope okay all right keep going keep going keep looking around i mean what other solid guesses solid guesses i mean i'm not gonna i can't read cyrillic like i'm just gonna maybe a website maybe a website ah oh sneaky assassin got it what's what's the other belarus uh [ __ ] [ __ ] what was it lithuania maybe oh kazakhstan lithuania it's gotta be in that area i always forget about little whitleth over there sweet lith well top three top three is not bad it was bulgaria okay area [ __ ] wow they both made it yeah good for them damn it top three again it's fine it's okay let's try one last try it's not the best but we gotta get first at one point i could get used to this [Laughter] it's all [ __ ] blurry oh wait uh cameraman benjamin benjamin kinderpan oh it's benjamin embarrassing for you that you already made the sign dungeon dungeon ronpa oh there we go duncan ron paul joden uh oh i feel like this could be i don't want to make myself look i always i always feel like i'm like i'm gonna look so stupid no one's judging dude we don't even register who else anyone's name is cash back with the k backwards oh and it's also got uh boy they're really covering all their bases yeah so it's got to be like a look where a lot of it comes together no website website give me a url all right i just gotta [ __ ] go all of that they just do all the languages [Music] all right we're out of time this one i would not have guessed that nope that wasn't on our list that was a bit of a fool well done correct you won congratulations you've won ah the poster you gotta stop by the poster to get the toaster with the most a little bit of peanut butter a little bit of jelly [Music] what's up what are you talking about it's cold that's a good it's a good note yeah they're all saying stuff like why are we here [Music] i hope people don't look us up on geo guests here [ __ ] there's nothing dude it's just [ __ ] people living their lives where are the brands enough of your joy [Laughter] living life happily amongst the land and people mm-hmm how many followers do you have whoa what's going on here [ __ ] area 51 what about the [ __ ] that really matters oh really [ __ ] oh that would've been awesome germany has a law uh you can you can like blur out your property it's like really easy to do that oh and so if you get germany and there's like a ton of pla if you get a place and there's a ton of places blurred out it's probably germany interesting oh [ __ ] oh crap you hit the limit all right uh guess time for guesses oh [ __ ] um dude this one nope check and switzerland nope it was hungry god damn it wow we should acquaint ourselves more with hungry shit's making me hungry dude one last one are you serious yeah one last try dude i'm i love your friends because this is the last time we'll play geoguesster for a little bit because we're gonna go down the freaking sonic colors mario rpg rabbit hole you're so right okay let's try to win one go to town nice dude all right [ __ ] yeah bro all done baby [ __ ] yeah look at this little garage geo gosser look at that car it's got five wheels real austrian ingenuity is that a mod or they sell it like that wow volkswagen what's up truck yeah what's up car okay a lot of people are doing quite well on this actually what's up house damn look at that [ __ ] boo boo boo boo adorable you have coffee out there i love it look at helmergasse just look over your domain man that's austria do you think this is arnold schwarzenegger's house i do get away get away from my swing set that's how i pump my legs get some pounds with myself in the streams my arnold schwarzenegger has gotten quite terrible hello my mother wow okay so we got rid of one person floating in the water yeah i sound like kermit the frog wow okay uh palm trees truck side of truck truck truck it's a kia that should tell us a lot um [Music] across the other side of the street oh putco uh on that green box green box yeah on that this one yeah yeah skull crossbones oh cool dope must be dangerous i thought it might say oh putco all right we're running out of time i don't know where pluto is oh there's a sign oh uh gazina and mama lodi nico smith street oh crap where the [ __ ] is gazina get a mamalodia this guy uh we should 50 50 it pretty soon uh [Music] a mama loady baby where's mama lodi kazeena 5050 we're doing it south africa what oh what in the world was that boom baby flag was insane-looking i don't know okay just a lot of colors i can dig it south africa eh yeah look at that these little little drawings never would have gone there that's cute looks very pretty all right let's [ __ ] do this okay here we go six people [Music] um let's make it into the top five uh hello okay here we go hello okay so this looks arabic yeah [Music] okay i don't know how much more i'm gonna get out of this because i can't read it yeah even the websites are going to be very highly questionable and confusing maybe they'll maybe you'll see a flag or something sometimes you can see a flag pepsi they have pepsi they do could be anywhere oh [ __ ] people are getting it wait wait wait go back go back uh oh if they're oh [ __ ] then it's probably like a really common one yeah god damn it jordan wow they probably saw a flag dang it freaking gosh ding all right we got we got top three a lot yeah we did we yeah twice i felt i felt pretty good about it yeah sure we're we weren't the worst so thank you very much uh for joining us on this geoguessrv episode yeah this is really really fun i could easily make this a geo guest or wheel of fortune channel that's so true i don't have to record game grumps on the first day of autumn i'm quitting or else my lunar cycle won't be right

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 292,997

Rating: 4.9475083 out of 5

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, geoguessr, geoguessr anime references, geoguessr jojo reference, geoguessr dumb test, geoguessr perfect score, geoguessr battle royale, geoguessr tips, geoguessr world record, geoguessr speedrun, geoguessr sidemen, geoguessr anime, geoguessr wizard, geoguessr wilbur, geoguessr ludwig

Id: B3L7rGipsdE

Length: 36min 16sec (2176 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 29 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/idejtauren]

I could get used to this.

[u/NotTheCinemassacre]

Yay, they finally got to my country (The Netherlands!)

Gotta say, it felt weird to hear Arin say "dierenbegraafplaats'' (pet cemetery) out loud.

[u/TheWhitemareOnElmSt]

I’m going to need to see that Ninja Brian / Audrey skit immediately.

[u/Goodotic_chaos]

I hope this gets the same treatment as Wheel of Fortune. Just something they come back to now and then.

[u/Too_Tall_64]

Next time these two should play a game where it's just America, or American cities specifically, and try to guess the EXACT location. Find a sign for Detroit, find the road signs, and try to find the exact street corner they've dropped onto. It's fun to watch them figure out the general location, but I want to see them INVESTIGATE. I want to see them find a church next to a Wendy's and figure out EXACTLY where that is in the city.

[u/Rouge_means_red]

Why are there so many languages that aren't english???

[u/DPRODman11]

Give me a second channel only consisting of Super Bunny Man, Heave Ho, Wheel of Fortune, and GeoGussr videos. I would watch every damn second!

[u/OseOseOse]

The number one tip I would give Arin is to look to the sky and find the sun, then check the compass. If you are in the southern hemisphere the sun will be in the northern sky, and vice versa. This lets you eliminate a lot of options when you see English or Spanish language for example. You can see a lot of the opponents in battle royale are always trying countries from the same hemisphere, because they checked the sun first thing.

[u/ronrein]

Incredibly surreal episode given that the Estonian location is like a few hundred meters from my home.