Addictive RELIGION - Geoguessr

[Music] [Applause] hey what's up okay hello uh uh uh so okay so geo guesser was a big old we've got a lot of things happening this morning yeah um oh wait what the timer oh yeah whatever we're it's uh we're starting at the 61st minute what the hell is going on around here listen man look at a mickey mouse operation seriously okay so a bunch of things happened this morning aaron turned to me and said so dan and no i said listen listen dan yeah and i don't recall perhaps it's happened on the grumps show but i don't recall ever having any conversation with aaron that's started that exact way and so i immediately got nervous i was like what's happening is my life about to change no but then i told him and this is it's funny that this isn't even the episode that we're doing it of course but uh sonic colors was released oh my god we've been away for a week so we weren't able to jump on it right away but sonic colors was released it's horribly glitchy it breaks constantly and i cannot wait to play it yes uh so we're gonna be doing that um it might have already aired already i don't know it's possible all i know is that um our geoguessr episodes were among the happiest the fan base has been in a year you know oh [ __ ] they they just loved it um well i mean there's like four different fan bases and they all want different things sure yeah everyone seemed to like geogasser so we we have to do that and obviously sonic colors we got to do that and if we don't um if we don't finish mario rpg uh someone's going to burn down our houses we will be dead so yeah so we're going to be juggling those three things uh and making them all happen but we figured we'd start with geoguessr because uh and there's a new warioware there's like so much good [ __ ] i don't even know what wario was and then next month there's like clothing come on down to warioware you better believe it for all your purple and yellow overall needs um uh no there's it's a it's a game it's great oh okay uh and then there's so many other games there's a new pokemon we have to do a nuzlocke holy crap it's well it's an old pokemon it's remade but anyway um and that's the one because that was my favorite one so anyway this is all a tangent this has been like three minutes of not doing geography sorry about that so anyway i've been playing this a lot in my free time i've been playing with my brother i've been playing it with some friends do you know the world now yeah so i'm i've gotten better at it and i know whenever i say that i i do terribly it's it's been like about a month since i've played it um but i've i've got the hacks excellent in my in in the style hacks well also uh as we were informed after the first time we played we thought it was cheating to to move around but apparently moving around is what you're supposed to do yeah yeah yep that was the opposite of what we thought yeah but we were doing pretty well just in one place depending yeah yeah i mean if it said uh you know the street name then yeah we were doing marvelously but if it was a [ __ ] random ass cornfield in the middle of yes yes exactly well here we are uh so okay so editors you remember how to do this give us some chill music um and uh you know what aaron um ah kilometers there's an exclamation point somewhere in the next four kilometers um yeah maybe i should be going downhill that's that's right the rule is to go downhill and then you get to civilization okay so here is uh how i think we should do this for for scoring purposes okay since it's done in fives and that's an odd number how about we just go five and five like you do five i do five okay and uh we have a two minute time limit on each one to click around and make a guess two minutes do you want more uh i guess that's fine okay i mean i'll do it but it's it's when [ __ ] like this happens where it's like it literally takes two minutes to get somewhere well yeah but i mean like we can't have episodes where it's just like five minutes of us strolling down a path you say that school bus turns okay well they all should so it's english it's i'm just gonna say it's the uk okay if we have a time limit then i just gotta go for it okay cool i'll keep a timer i'm gonna say it's like ish leeds home of space hog okay it was new zealand cool well i didn't get any points for that outstanding all right it would have been easy this is japan yup uh but where i mean japan's really small i'll probably get pretty oh oh there's a street name it's tokyo ah they don't have english stuff they might in osaka but okay it was i decided yeah all right great beautiful well i got i got hey that was that was decent points though very well you did very well all right all right go oh this is adorable i wanna oh this is this is where it's at all right yeah.com all right okay so it's a country that doesn't have uh a url yep and they speak english here people have uh arms as you can see through the window whoa and coca-cola that's [ __ ] beefy whoever this is that's a beefy yeah i wonder what he's doing now external works obviously maybe they switched to internal work waterside streets interesting no loading at any time but what will the folks of waterside motors do when they need to what is what what did you get something no no just this seems like the type of thing that would be like new york's number one you know that kind of oh word yeah yeah if you like google stuff if i googled like waterside works or whatever it would be like oh company and whatever this is most certainly not america though cedar yeah they got that that long license plate um shazbot all this pressure to has it been two minutes yet uh you've got 45 seconds no [ __ ] i hate that silverdale gardens it's nice this is exciting it's got a little like courtyard thing going on here it's it's a oh yeah sometimes that happens okay it's a cottage court as they say dogs little red mailboxes they must not be allowed to foul grass okay okay what culture says foul instead of diarrhea i don't think any sign would put that diarrhea yeah have you ever seen that tick tock of the kids with the with the echo the amazon echo 10 seconds left oh [ __ ] i gotta show it to you okay private no access um all right this i i'll just go england again england is a good call i'll just be lazy they do have red post office boxes okay yeah oh scotland well done right now right near glasgow okay that's fine anyway have you seen that tick tock with the kids if you start a sentence with have you seen that tick tock i guarantee the answer is no for me he's like he's like alexa play my shopping list and then it's like here are some items from your shopping list p farts diarrhea paper towels fantastic okay this is charming as [ __ ] it is delightful it's not giving me anything right now and i gotta see where civilization is uh oh that's some france or this is france right like it could be canada oh yeah somewhere where they speak french [ __ ] all right let me do a little more research okay i'm gonna figure something out this looks awesome here french license plate slices plates um [ __ ] i can't tell are they long are they long plates how long are your plates bro okay they're long places friends okay i'm going for it baby uh-huh uh probably like outside paris hey mamma mia done man well done that one was easy though that was a gimme taco bell okay okay try our something okay so this could be a trick all right what do you mean because sometimes if it looks like america it's australia well yeah taco bell and mcdonald's have done a lot of expanding but this actually does look like america wise and then an arby's did a tree just invent itself i don't did you see that yeah i don't know no no no no don't don't guess it the center of the pacific ocean was this oh it's a subway wait yeah that was a different sign that was like years apart did you see that that was like a red sign before that was arby's i think you were looking at no no no no dude i'm telling you oh [ __ ] yeah see it's super old this image is like way old oh god damn it is it on the other side of the street [ __ ] i promise you that's not the see that's not a subway it's yellow and [ __ ] oh interesting and now well that it was a subway yeah oh god damn it i swear i saw red okay i'm seeing red right now [ __ ] angry i am i can't easy why don't you take it easy right uh all right all right give me something give me something give me something give me a texas flag give me a lone star state give me a sun is killing me oh oh okay it gets cold enough that the trees die that's good very north northern area okay there's a house that's pretty informative yep i guess i guess the google car doesn't come here often because this is from 2016. probably kind of out in the middle of nowhere we got towns here that i can't [ __ ] read memphis you're out of time bro oh well then i'll guess yep uh right here and where's louisville [Music] wait louisville kentucky yeah louisville is in kentucky but is there a memphis kentucky well they're oh it's like they're not in memphis just going there okay so like here-ish well done babe i was like right outside nashville really that seemed like [ __ ] like suburban as hell you don't think they have mcdonald's in nashville no but i mean you know the streets didn't look very city-esque anyway i got 17 130. you did beautifully except for that new zealand kerfuffle yeah that was uh that was a little tough all right so i guess it's your turn now yeah here we go all right uh uh world let's do it here you go buddy oh did you write down your score it was 17 1 3 something okay cool all right here you go uh oh uh go okay hold up don't you don't start the counter yet okay alrighty this doesn't look like america [Music] oh oh yes dead otter auto investor ah the auto master of course oh there's some interesting things i've learned about this part of the world which is i won't tell you okay that looks like the english shield you can use the mouse wheel to zoom in and out oh well huh oh and you can click and drag to move this oh that's much nicer thank you okay it's got an old person from space a little astronaut situation going on there we got bosses yeah you want to zoom in on that [ __ ] boss oh okay that's the little uh oh that's i'm this thing is scandinavian in nature i believe oh interesting skydeadyear the rat just busts through the wall and is like scott desjardins trondheim what is trondheim um i don't know how hindenreich crappity uh i i would i i would make a guess yes information you still have plenty of time i know i want to look around for tron time oh dude is that cheap play in that game is that's that's like some serious [ __ ] like you'll just lose it yeah because like you can zoom in so far yeah i suppose you're right so many towns i will try sweden okay somewhere near uppsala there you go [Music] right near trondheim i was gonna guess norway who'd have thought uh okay cool nice that was good that was good that was all right ah this is close uh oh you got signs centro dude i i i can't do if it's spanish or portuguese i'm just like there's so many yeah the red nacional [Music] okay yeah [Music] it's nice where is this nice hills this is cool looking i know i want to walk around anytime i'm here i'm like oh oh chicken dude there's so many places in the world that i want to say national that's where they make their national salads so here's the move you want to find um yeah either a sign or uh a truck that has a website on it and then the url will tell you what country it is oh yeah that is smart that's that's like the the number one move horizonte um so like oh maybe you know taxi or something [Music] oh got some mon young ass over there so many places this could be santa fe oh new mexico man they really uh they really took the culture seriously into mexico very traditional this actually could be mexico wow is that a military presence i don't know i think it's just security guys it might be i don't know i can't tell i think i think this might be mexico though you're running out of time oh crap uh tenemos lost to lucion dude excuse me you gotta get a little seleucion going man maybe there's time for some ensenanza samuel chicken was here all right uh we got it we can get okay let's do it uh i'll i'll try mexico yeah yeah i or or central america somewhere but maybe near the border of guatemala there you go oh it was bolivia yeah okay goodness me yeah there were a lot of options there yeah that's always because it's ah [ __ ] i don't know enough about portuguese versus spanish to know like when i see it to know the difference right away me neither um so when i get a sense that it's portuguese it really narrows it down oh oh here you go zumbanga zumpongo zumpongo this could be africa what does it say on the right [Music] police can't even read it oh it says zoopongo again yeah you gotta watch out for those zupangos dude they'll get you they jump right out they go over these fences that's why they have those police the zupango police there [Music] dude i am [Music] you just gotta go man you just gotta like like travel oh that's the google car yeah i was like a car something there was one time i was i was on a road and i was on a road for a long time and then i saw something in the distance and i was like oh it's like a guy on a motorbike it was guy with two donkeys [Laughter] well that in itself does help i'm trying to go as fast as i can yeah but there's like no civilization to be oh here we go there's a wall oh there's signage nice dude oh it's more info aki that means here um they've got piantastic there might be a website there it doesn't seem like it no it's cool vinegar though excellent vinegar what are those trumpets what is that bougainvillea where are we is this some drug dealer's house in the middle of like colombia it looks very scarface-ish it could be maybe colombia you're like all the way zoomed in by the way you're right [Music] wow this is this is a different world this is a cool town [Music] a little coca-cola sign there america okay those license plates though basically they kind of give give something away they do they do look somewhat american but this is not america oh my god i think i've actually been here that's impossible not not in real life but in geoguess area oh okay that's you're you're basically out of time so you got to give yourself i guess las champs all right champoose baby who's that i don't know but who is she i'm going to say um [Music] let's zoom in uh [Music] jeez there's a lot to pick want to choose from yeah there's a lot of possibilities what country would have lost chompers i know um i'm gonna cuba oh are you for cuba today interesting oh not bad oh right outside mexico city well it was pretty bad but that was mexico not bad i did get points for it wow all right so far it's not going so great for you no it's not spectacular but considering it did start me out in the middle of a field that's what it's like i mean come back bro please you should go the other way because it seems to get closer it probably passes you oh oh my [ __ ] god this didn't solve anything going keep it going yes he's right there it's a hyundai yes well i guess we're in japan that's south korea dude oops is that right yes i didn't know that um [Music] honda is japanese ah yeah and toyota yes i love what they do and lexus lexus is japanese no kidding i know [Music] what is infinite i mean like i feel like i'm in hell the [ __ ] fan is always out of reach okay so smaller cars yeah [Music] we got the long plates [Music] i mean this is brutal you'll find something eventually maybe like a gas station or wait i think i see civilization in the distance oh there it is oh yeah houses let me go there pop the fence no i can't i can't get to it bummer dude there's a little stand something going on there oh look at that art okay that's got kind of like a like a thing going on about it you know what i mean [Music] oh god well seems as though my luck has not changed oh there's a sign oh cyrillic of course i never would have even gone there me neither does that mean we're where are we [Music] does that mean we're in russia could be russia it could be ukraine [Music] could be parts of kazakhstan i think luckily russia isn't that big so there's not much to choose from well most of the cities are over by europe okay major cities yeah but we're not in one of those well it could be just right outside of it what about mot modda 3 and that's that's a city i'm not a three and it's 150 miles what about the place with the number in its name which is practically like uh right there yeah yeah uh-huh holy [ __ ] god damn it ever happened to me you are too big right outside the sea of oxtasks that's really it's like that's crazy it's right on the border of china yeah you never think of russia and china sharing a border they're right [ __ ] there that's so interesting right [ __ ] there but look how close the us i mean yeah russia and the us are just alaska dude you could like jump that yeah remember that's when sarah palin was like i can i'm keeping an eye on him from my house looks like those got another round dude smart thing to say all right let's do that oh god hey you got a city one that was pretty cool cows cows all right let's narrow it down to the countries that have cows what kind of cows are they yeah are they swedish cows i said they're definitely asian cats all right it's stockholm oh nice little farm it's cute yeah it's adorable could use some more signage though yeah yeah uh who's gonna who's gonna drive by and know what country they're in oh goodness may gotta help help people out here oh adorable this little cottage me meads needs farmhouse yeah where where are you i'm gonna look up mead's farmhouse on my phone real quick looks like a lovely place to visit i'm sure they'd appreciate if we showed up we just came and announced hey we saw your place on geoguessr yeah someone uh the actually a few someones said uh they would like it if remember that in that last episode we saw the place that was called bit of denmark and we were like oh denmark and it was like in torrance california or wherever that's right yeah it's like 10 minutes from here we uh we should uh we should go there for a 10-minute power hour a bit of denmark yeah and just be like oh that sign though okay so it takes you to where the exits are great yeldom oh wow reduce your speed oh solar very nice progressive [ __ ] slow god i can't wait to get some yelled ham it's gonna be delicious so it takes you to where the x is on the ground oh thank you that's helpful i think i'm out of time yeah you got to make a guess man where's where's old yelled ham uh great yeldom first of all sorry uh i'm going to say it's probably old it's in england okay and i'm going to go you looking for yelled ham i'm going to go right outside of between sheffield and nottingham wow uh perhaps the nottingham forest is playing sheffield wednesday yeah i know soccer at football sorry and well hey so bad that could have been a lot worse that was pretty good actually right near chelmsford oh chelmsford love that barry saint edmunds so much history with me and chelmsford flip the ipswich dude okay well that was not terrible on some fairly terrible on others wow well i guess i won that one yes you did yes you did another one no yeah when they when they show it like the full earth like zoomed way out like as if you were looking at it from space i was pretty close dude it's like it's like a couple inches there you go yeah at most you get a lot of points for that all right all right here we go grudge match actually you want to do one together and see how if we can get a score oh yeah that's a good one okay uh okay acer that's the home of acer so that's america i think i believe so the the us at the very least uh what we got here although these german center i was going to say like and send look at how center's spelled yeah the the the curb doesn't look very american at all hey it's a city um this feels a little more european actually yeah this is definitely europe you think so oh my oh it's malaysia ah definitely america i'll just say kuala lumpur damn dude near singapore wow wow okay so they've got ace and acers in singapore nice now we know all right but where do they have a tree i hate these but this what kind of tree dan conifers is it i don't know what a conifer is i just said i'm sure a conifer is a tree that produces pine cones is it i believe so that we can look up without cheating that is adorable on the little gables is anyone watching this live there is that your house tell us if that's your house yeah we'll come and visit and then real quick tell us where it is go back in time two minutes it's a nice little chair outside all right let's take a look at these cars it's a cop car okay uh yeah conifer is a tree that bears cones and evergreen needle-like or scale-like leaves well good for them yeah they've got a thing going they know their thing this is america oh man a [ __ ] cul-de-sac god damn it sign no parking all right we'll remember that obviously new york if it was a no parking sign in new york it would be [ __ ] three miles long with 800 pieces of text oh my god you can't put me in a [ __ ] american suburb and tell me to come up with well i guess okay so i gotta go by the foliage it must be very exciting to if if if you're someone watching game grumps and you see your town like us just like rolling through yeah what yeah like if i if i saw it where i walk to get drugs i if we got landed in northern new jersey i'd be very excited a word at least one that i recognize got a little tyvek home wrap there this is where i find out this is northern new jersey and i'm like oh [ __ ] oh they caught a hawk in mid-flight i mean it could be yeah i got one where there was literally a bird like right [ __ ] next to the camera whoa jesus um i don't know if this is gonna give me anything else yeah i don't know oh hello go back what blue and yellow is the license plate oh blue and white that could be washington oh really yeah washington state interesting i didn't know that i believe they have that light blue on the top white on the bottom well let's give it a shot then because i don't think i'm going to get anything else okay no okay it was connecticut marvelous we're really putting our heads together here like when we combine forces we do a lot worse putting our heads together but like at high speeds where the [ __ ] is this man tell me kind of look up the connecticut license plate yeah i'm all disappointed watch it actually be a washington plate here just like from out of town oh [ __ ] they weren't they were all visiting this is a this is like a oh it is farm oh oh oh uh are those oh god i'm gonna look like such an idiot are those grapes oh [ __ ] that's definitely connecticut [Music] okay okay okay this could be okay if uh i'm gonna say this is italy uh okay like i head backwards of italy washington is light blue on the bottom and white on top [ __ ] you dumbass i know i know dude it's like the back backwards version of yogurt where it's like fruit on the bottom oh okay uh you think italy yeah yeah yeah cause there was a as far as i know there were was this corn i don't know it they were it's vertical like corn but i don't think it's corn there was of what looked like a vineyard ah um but i don't know it could have not been a vineyard also they vineyards are all over the place yeah but like you know mostly where they make vineyard god damn it i know it's so close there's more stuff over here what do we got going on that doesn't that does look like foreign signage oh yeah this is definitely not america um man how'd they even get the google car down this street that's expensive don't touch it with the corn sorry dude there was one more corn where they were literally like boating in africa and it was just like two girls in a boat wow they were just holding the 360 camera how surreal um okay this guy had no intention of being on game grumps he's like the biggest fan oh my god dude is that oh wait in your pokemon playthrough [Laughter] uh oh wow we are actually in the cornfield all right what's going to say is it take a look somewhere i don't know what's like the fertile part of italy naples wow not bad well done busca it was bushka and sand yeah together we're awful yes on my own i'm great and then you on your own are awful so there's got to be some kind of yeah there's yeah there's a connection here somewhere crenshaw corp limit yeah it's the corporate town of crenshaw we own you this is where our corporate jurisdiction ends [ __ ] go around with megaphones you working yeah well if you want to stay in crenshaw wait let me zoom in on those license plates yeah that offers me nothing this is just white as [ __ ] okay yeah there's no there's no hint sometimes when the um when the license plate is behind like a fence or something they like it does they don't blur it right oh interesting missouri what's that church say it's crenshaw they're having an egg hunt meth church what what's those eggs wow i can't stop eating very addictive i feel like my teeth are gonna fall out oh my god oh that's pretty it's a beautiful house yeah they got a little tractor there this feels southern doesn't it uh yeah this feels like bible belty yeah i mean maybe midwestern but sam lapidus the memorial public library that's just a guy i was like where's sam lapidus so some dude's name oh oh oh the three ah marks and tunica okay all right so where's the three i think the three is quite big so odd numbers go vertical is that a thing i never knew that um so it would be over here right the three oh [ __ ] it's not major enough to have like big letters that's surprising because this town feels like a a central metropolis oh here we go there's the one [Music] ah man yeah let's give up quick we gotta go i'm just gonna go like [Music] alabama okay oh not bad [ __ ] not bad at all mississippi nice that's uh that those are those are two states that are constantly uh at war with each other apparently really yeah last time i was in alabama they were like at least we're not mississippi i was like what damn harsh uh okay oh this is japan okay but where near the center of food that means eggs entrance okay [Laughter] raisin canes oh delicious great oh here we go hamamatsu oh [ __ ] i know where that is great [ __ ] been there it's in california baby yeah wow five miles away nearly a max score holy crap i got one that was in portland and i got it like to the i got an achievement for it that's sweet because i got it to the letter we we did very well with the one uh that was right outside the staples center remember that oh yeah that was pretty sweet okay so i only brought your average down by 500 points that's fine yeah want to do one more of these oh yeah this is fun well there's there's different game modes what yeah dude well let's explore that next time on game guys all right good

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 529,830

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, geoguessr, geoguessr anime references, geoguessr jojo reference, geoguessr dumb test, geoguessr perfect score, geoguessr battle royale, geoguessr tips, geoguessr world record, geoguessr speedrun, geoguessr sidemen, geoguessr anime, geoguessr wizard, geoguessr wilbur, geoguessr ludwig

Id: YW1iNiJotSk

Length: 36min 48sec (2208 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 27 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/jado1stk2]

A Game Grumps Nuzlocke Pokemon run? Oh boy. OH BOY.

[u/ManScreams]

No surprise that the meth church was in the south

[u/Parfait_of_Markov]

I'm very happy they added Geoguessr to their repertoire of versus games. These episodes are so much fun.

[u/Rouge_means_red]

Arin flexing his geography skills on Dan, what kind of alternate timeline situation is going on

[u/NeoMegaRyuMKII]

These are just so delightful. I am SO tempted to get a membership with the Geoguessr website so I can play as much of it as my heart desires. My recent story is that at one point I found an uncensored license plate, and it showed Utah. So I guessed near Salt Lake City. I was somewhere between 60 and 70 yards away from the actual location.

But yeah. More of this. Absolutely more of this.

[u/blkglfnks]

This was actually a delightful episode, that’s some simplistic joy in their voices + this game is actually fun if you are working an office job or something like that

[u/skyyn3t]

ARIN: Hamamatsu! I know where that is!

{zooms in on New York}

[u/clothespinned]

I guess I just have hyper hawk vision, but in the nashville one there's a truck that literally said "NASHVILLE" on it in big letters in the very first spawn

[u/NotTheCinemassacre]

Does anyone have the TikTok Arin was talking about? The one about the shopping list, sounds hilarious