Exam - SNL

>>> YOU MUST BE MR. WILLIS. ARE YOU HERE FOR YOUR EXAMINATION? >> YEAH. HONESTLY I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE THING TO DO. >> YEAH, I DON'T BLAME YOU. BUT AS WE SAY AROUND THE OFFICE, YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE TAG ON COLORECTAL HEALTH. >> THAT'S TRUE. WHERE WOULD YOU HANG IT? >> THAT'S TRUE. AND YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH A FEMALE DOCTOR, RIGHT? >> I'LL BE FACING THE OTHER WAY SO I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER. >> YOU'RE FUNNY. THAT'S REFRESHING. >> THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE. HEY, WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME? >> YOU MEAN AFTER YOUR ANAL EXAM? SURE. IF WE DON'T FIND ANYTHING SERIOUS. >> I GUESS KNOCK ON WOOD, RIGHT? SO HOW DO YOU NEED ME? >> OH, NO, I'M NOT THE DOCTOR. >> WHAT? YOU'RE NOT? >> HELLO. I'M DR. YVONNE DE MARSHA, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> DR. DE MARSHA IS ONE OF THE LEADING COLORECTAL SURGEONS IN ALL OF ARIZONA, EXCLUDING PHOENIX. >> THERE'S A FEW IN PHOENIX THAT BLOW ME OUT OF THE WATER. >> DO YOU NEED ME TO BEND OVER? >> BABY, I JUST NEED A CLEAR VIEW OF THAT SUGAR BOWL. >> I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOUR NAILS. >> OH, YOU LIKE THESE? >> YES, BUT HOW DOES THAT WORK? YOU JUST POP THEM OFF BEFORE THE EXAM? >> EXCUSE ME, DO THESE LOOK LIKE PRESS-ON NAILS? I GREW THESE, IT WAS SIX YEARS OF MY LIFE. >> I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOU, I'M JUST NOT PICTURING HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK. >> LOOK, OUTSIDE OF PHOENIX DR. DE MARSHA IS THE BEST. >> LIKE WE ALWAYS SAY AROUND THE OFFICE, A GREAT DRIVER CAN DRIVER CAN DRIVE A BUS THROUGH SHANGHAI WITHOUT KNOCKING OVER A SINGLE CHINESE LANTERN. DO YOU NEED HELP OPENING THAT PINEAPPLE FANTA, DR. DE MARSHA? >> NO, I GOT IT, GIRL. FANTA, FANTA. OKAY. TIME TO GET DOWN TO THE GRITTY AND YOUR NITTY. >> WHOA, WHOA. I'M JUST WORRIED YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE ONE OF THOSE CRYSTALS. >> CRYSTALS? ARE YOU INSANE? THESE ARE DIAMONDS. MAMA DON'T DO CRYSTALS. ALMOST GOT 20 CARATS ON ALL MY HANDS. WHAT YOU THINK, I'M A FOOT DOCTOR? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, CHRISTINE? >> I GUESS HE'S TRIPPIN'. YOU NEED YOUR GLOVES? >> AND RUIN MY NAILS? >> I'M GOING TO GO. >> LET ME GET YOUR LEGS. >> RELAX! [ YELLING ] >> YOU'RE STRONG. YOU ARE SO STRONG. >> I AM YOUR BOSS. >> WHAT? >> I'M YOUR BOSS. >> WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> I AM THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THIS CLINIC'S CHAIN. YOU'RE ON "UNDERCOVER BOSS." I JUST WANTED TO COMMEND YOU ON ALL YOUR EXEMPLARY WORK. DR. DE MARSHA, YOU WEREN'T GOING TO LET ME LEAVE THE OFFICE BECAUSE YOU KNEW HOW VITAL COLORECTAL HEALTH IS. >> YES, I DID. >> CHRISTINE, YOU FLIRTED WITH ME JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT TO STAY. YOU'RE A GOOD NURSE. AND MARCUS, AND YOU TWISTED MY BODY INTO THE POSITION FOR ENTRY, GOOD JOB. MY ONLY NOTE IS FOR THIS KIND OF EXAM YOU DON'T NEED TO PUSH THE PATIENT'S LEGS OVER THEIR HEAD. >> THAT IS A GOOD NOTE. >> NOW, HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT EXAM? >> WOO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 4,138,113

Keywords: snl, snl 44, snl season 44, saturday night live, kit harington, leslie jones, pete davidson, cecily strong, exam, medical exam, colorectal exam, colorectal exam kit harington, colorectal exam snl, medical exam kit harington, doctors office, s44, s44e17, episode 17, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Kit Harington, GOT, Game of Thrones, Jon Snow, Rose Leslie, John F. Donovan, How to Train Your Dragon

Id: l8kLiUZDbQ4

Length: 4min 0sec (240 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/AndAzraelSaid]

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

RIP Canada

[u/dackeriah]

Lmao!!! Pete almost touched kits dick, I would have.

[u/teewat]

meeeeeeerrrrorr plz

[u/Pants49]

I'm hungry.

[u/DT407oia]

Goddamn I would KILL for his hair.

[u/EmperorIsaac]

When did SNL get this funny again? Leslie Jones is hilarious!

[u/n0tas0ckpupp3t]

This was actually hilarious.