Apple Picking Ad - SNL

SO COME DOWN TO CHICKUM'S APPLE FARM. I'M DEBRA CHICKUM. >> AND I'M HER SISTER. EVERY YEAR THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES VISIT OUR PICK YOUR OWN APPLE FARM FOR THEIR SHARE OF FALL FUN. LOCATED IN THE PART OF NEW YORK STATE THAT HAS CONFEDERATE FLAGS. >> WHY PICK APPLES? JUST ASK ANY OF OUR SATISFIED CUSTOMERS. >> I NEVER PICKED APPLES BEFORE, BUT NOW I HAVE. I HAD FUN, I THINK. >> IT WAS CUTE. FAR BUT CUTE. A LOT OF BEES. >> I STEPPED IN A GOPHER HOLE AND BROKE MY FOOT. BUT MY GIRLFRIEND HAD FUN. >> FOR JUST $45 YOU CAN BRING HOME $10 WORTH OF APPLES. >> SELECT FROM OUR VARIETIES LIKE HUGE SOFT. >> TINY HARD. >> GREEN. >> ORANGE. >> AND APPLE. >> WHAT OUR APPLES LACK IN FLAVOR THEY MAKE UP FOR IN ON THE GROUND. >> THEY GET THE DEERS DRUNK. >> YOU'LL PICK APPLES UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYE OF OUR FARMHAND HANK. >> HE'S A TROUBLED MAN WHO CAME WITH THE LAND. AND WE PAY HIM IN DENTISTRY. >> HI. I'M HANK. I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE ONE TREE THAT'S WORKING THIS YEAR. OUR APPLES ARE BEST DURING A VERY SPECIFIC WINDOW OF TIME. AND WHENEVER YOU COME YOU JUST MISSED IT. >> STILL NOT FEELING PICKY? LISTEN TO THIS SATISFIED CUSTOMER. >> MY GIRLFRIEND PICKED A APPLE SO WRONG, SHE PULLED THE WHOLE BRANCH OFF THE TREE AND NOW HANK SAYS WE OWE THREE GRAND. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE HAVE A PETTING ZOO. TELL THEM, HANK. >> WE FOUND SOME ANIMALS, AND NOW THEY'RE IN PRISON. YOU CAN PET THEM IF YOU PAY ME. WE HAVE GOATS, SHEEP. ALSO GOT DONKEY RIDES. DID YOU KNOW DONKEYS CAN BE DEPRESSED? THE OTHER DAY I HEARD HIM SAY, "STOP." JUST LIKE THAT. "STOP." HE'S LIKE EEYORE WITH A PLAN. >> BUT HEY. WE AIN'T JUST APPLES. >> WE GOT PEACHES IN THEORY, CHERRIES IN THEORY, AND STRAWBERRIES IN THEORY. >> AND DON'T PASS UP OUR CIDER DONUTS. >> THEY'RE DONUTS BUT FROM YESTERDAY. >> AND BE SURE TO TAKE HOME SOME OF OUR PENIS GOURDS. >> THAT'S RIGHT. THEY CAME OUT EXTRA PENIS THIS YEAR. WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT US? >> PEOPLE USUALLY DON'T. >> WE'RE UNMARRIED SISTERS. >> MY HAIR'S BEEN IN ONE BRAID FOR 40 YEARS AND NOW IT GROWS THAT WAY. >> I'M 28. >> IT'S HALLOWEEN ALMOST. >> DO YOUR SPOOKY ACTIVITIES WITH US. >> OUR HAUNTED HAYRIDE IS STAFFED ENTIRELY BY LOCAL TEEN BOYS WHO TAKE THINGS WAY TOO FAR. THEY'RE GOOD BOYS. BUT IF THEY PULL YOU OFF THE HAYRIDE, FIGHT LIKE HELL. THE MASKS MAKE THEM BEHAVE DIFFERENT. MOB MENTALITY. I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. THEY SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME. >> SO COME. COME PLAY OUTDOORSINESS WITH US. >> DOES OUR BUSINESS MAKE A PROFIT? NO. HOW DO WE AFFORD TO LIVE? SIMPLE. I WROTE THE SCREENPLAY FOR "50 FIRST DATES" BASED ON MYSELF. >> THEY CHANGED IT A LOT. >> THEY DID. >> CHICKHAM'S APPLE FARM. MAYBE JUST GO TO THE STORE. ♪♪♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,956,431

Rating: 4.9065418 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, woody harrelson, aidy bryant, kate mckinnon, chris redd, melissa villaseñor, bowen yang, apple picking ad, apple picking, apples, fall, autumn, commercial, snl commercial, saturday night live commercial, s45, s45e1, episode 1, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, premiere, Woody Harrelson, True Detective, Zombieland, Billie Eilish, Bad Guy

Id: WkFhx--p2ow

Length: 4min 24sec (264 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 28 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/MiraculousSpaceship]

What our apples lack in flavor, the make up for in “on the ground.”

[u/BlackWidowLooks]

When people ask me where I'm from, I used to ask, "Hey, have you seen the 90's true-crime documentary My Brother's Keeper?" But now I have this sketch!!

[u/MasterOfSuspense]

This was the best sketch of the night even without Aidy and Kate breaking. So unusual for the 5 to 1 to be the best sketch.

[u/shmoobel]

My favorite sketch of the night! I love the chemistry between Aidy and Kate.

[u/cheesefries44]

Do we know who the boys in the masks were?

[u/MannequinKillAppeal]

This was second best sketch of the night for me, hilarious!