>>> WAIT, SO HOLD ON, THIS IS A
DRAG BRUNCH? >> YES.
THE WAITERS ARE IN DRAG. AND THEY SAY CATTY THINGS TO
YOU. IT'S FUN.
>> AND THEY HAVE BOTTOMLESS MEMOS SAS, WHAT COULD BE BETTER
THAN THAT? >> LOOK, HERE COMES OUR WAITRESS
NOW. >> WELL, GOOD MORNING, BITCHES.
THE GOOD LORD NAME MED TAWNY POCKETS AND I'LL BE YOUR
SERVERESQUE. >> THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN THAN
WE THOUGHT! >> MIGHT BE AND YOU MIGHT BE THE
WORST LAY IN HISTORY, ACCORDING TO THAT BAG OF LOTION AND WHAT
IT SAID. AND NOW, MISS THANG, WHOA.
CHANEL CALLED BACK AND WANTS THAT FAKE-ASS CHANEL BAG BACK.
>> OH, THIS IS FAKE CHANEL, IT SAYS CHAR-NEL ON IT.
>> YES, QUEEN, THAT BAG IS AS FAKE AS MY ORGASM.
TRUST! AND SOMEBODY BEST BE CALLING THE
FIRE DEPARTMENT ABOUT THIS ONE, BECAUSE THAT SMOKY EYE SITUATION
HAS BECOME A STOP, DROP AND ROLL ONE.
>> SHE GOT ME! >> DON'T --
>> NOW DO HIM! >> YOU'VE NEVER WORKED FOR
ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE. YOU'VE HAD EVERYTHING HANDED TO
YOU. THE ONE THING YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
ABLE TO PURCHASE IS A PERSONALITY.
AND A SOUL. ALL RIGHT, BITCHES.
I'M GOING TO SASHAY AWAY AND GRAB THEM MIMOSAS.
>> YOU GUYS, THIS IS PRETTY FUN. >> IS IT?
>> OH, GARY, COME ON YOU'RE NOT UPSET, ARE YOU?
>> NO IT'S JUST THAT WITH YOU GUYS SHE WAS REALLY SUPERFICIAL.
WITH ME SHE GOT DARK. LIKE THERE WAS NO JOY IN HER
EYES. >> GARY.
GET OVER IT. >> YEAH.
THAT IS WHAT DRAG QUEENS DO. THEY THROW SHADE, THEY READ
BEADS. IT'S PART OF THE WHOLE
EXPERIENCE. >> OKAY, YEAH, I'M SORRY.
MAYBE I'M BEING TOO SENSITIVE. >> OH, HERE SHE COMES AGAIN.
>> I'M BACK, KIDDIE GIRLS. OH, SURE, THERE'S FOUR OF YOU
AND I ONLY BROUGHT TWO. I MADE YOURS EXTRA STRONG
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RUB FRONTS WITH THAT THIRSTY
TROLL. ALSO, I CALLED 911 TO HELP OUT
WITH THE TRAGEDY THAT IS THAT SMOKY EYE SITUATION.
>> SHE WILL NOT LET GO OF MY SMOKY EYE!
>> DON'T FORGET GARY. >> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
SOMEONE SMILED BECAUSE YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM?
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE DERIVING JOY FROM SEEING SUCH AN
OVERPRIVILEGED HUSK OF A SHALLOW HUMAN BEING.
OKAY! I'M GOING TO BE BACK WITH SOME
MENUS. >> SLAYED!
>> LOVED IT. >> I DON'T GET IT.
I'MA NICE GUY. PEOPLE LIKE ME.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY GODFATHER BEING THE DYSON VACUUM
GUY. >> GARY, SHE'S JUST TEASING.
>> NO, SHE HATES ME. LOOK.
>> GARY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE WHAT SHE'S SAYING WITH A GRAIN OF
SALT. >> IT JUST SEEMS THAT THE GRAINS
OF SALT THAT SHE'S GIVING ME ARE COARSER THAN THOSE BEING SERVED
TO YOU. >> OH, GARY, YOU DON'T HAVE A
POETIC MIND SO YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO SPEAK IN METAPHOR.
>> YEAH, GARY, JUST ENJOY HER SASS.
>> OH MY GOD, HERE SHE COMES. I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH MORE I CAN
TAKE, SERIOUSLY, I MIGHT CRY. >> ALREADY?
OKAY, BUT THEN THAT'S IT FOR THE DAY.
>> GOT YOUR MENUS, YOU HUNGRY, HUNGRY WHORES.
AND YOU, I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO EVERYTHING JUST BEING HANDED TO
YOU. BUT NOT TODAY, GARY WATSON.
>> WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FULL NAME?
>> DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME? >> NO.
>> DOES THIS HELP? >> NO.
>> HOW ABOUT NOW? >> NO.
>> OKAY. WHAT IF I DO THIS?
>> MILTON SAUNDERS? >> CORRECT.
I WAS YOUR INTERN OVER FIVE YEARS AGO.
YOU SCOLDED ME OVER A LUNCH ORDER WHEN I WORKED FOR YOU AT
GOLDMAN SACHS. GUESS WHAT I'MA JUNIOR VP AT
CREDIT SUISSE NOW. >> THEN WHY ARE YOU WORKING
HERE? >> MY FRIEND OWNS THE RESTAURANT
AND TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING. >> YOU GOT INTO FULL DRAG JUST
TO INSULT ME? >> CORRECT.
>> IT MUST HAVE TAKEN TWO HOURS TO DO ALL THIS.
>> FOUR, CONTOUR IS TIME CONSUMING IF YOU'RE NOT USED TO
IT. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
>> I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE. >> YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUR
ORDER? >> THE AGREEMENT WAS I WOULD
WORK A WHOLE SHIFT. SO WHAT YOU BITCHES WANT TO EAT?
>> I'LL HAVE THE BREAKFAST BURRITO WITH SOUR CREAM ON THE
SIDE, DON'T MESS IT UP LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO.
>> YES, SIR. IMMEDIATELY, SIR.
DAMMIT!
The first half before the turn I thought this could be an all time classic and the second half was such an utter disappointment. Why must they explain away the weird thing?
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