Mr. Chicken Legs Pageant - SNL

>>> WE NOW RETURN TO THE MR. CHICKEN LEGS PAGEANT LIVE FROM THE GRAND BALLROOM AT THE CECIL HOTEL. I KNOW, VERY BAD CHOICE OF VENUE BECAUSE OF THAT NETFLIX SHOW, BUT WE BOOKED IT SO LONG AGO. ♪ THE LEGS ARE SKINNY THIN AND MINI ♪ ♪ ONLY ONE WILL BE MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ ♪ THE ADULT MALE THE LEGS ARE RAILS ♪ ♪ ONLY ONE CAN BE MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ ♪ MR. CHICKEN LEGS WHO WILL BE ♪ ♪ MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ [ APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME BACK TO THE 2021 MR. CHICKEN LEGS PAGEANT, CROWNING THE GROWN MAN WITH THE SKINNIEST LEGS IN AMERICA. HOW ABOUT THAT DENISE POOTS, REALLY PUTTING HER ALL INTO OUR THEME MUSIC TONIGHT. >> YES, SIR. HOLLYWOOD CHEWED ME UP AND SPIT ME OUT 18 YEARS AGO. TONIGHT'S MY CHANCE TO SAY, HEY, THIS OLD PIECE OF GUM STILL GOT SOME FLAVOR SO POP ME BACK IN YOUR MOUTH. >> THE PRODUCERS ARE HOLDING UP A BIG SIGN WITH AN ARROW POINTING AT YOU THAT SAYS "DON'T ENGAGE." I'M YOUR HOST TROY DUGGENS, JOINED BY FUNNY WOMAN, MINNIE MARKO. WHAT A NIGHT IT'S BEEN SO FAR, MINNIE. >> YEAH. >> THE JUDGES HAVE NARROWED THE FIELD TO JUST THREE FINALISTS AND WITH ONLY THE TALENT PORTION REMAINING, THE STAKES COULDN'T BE HIGHER. >> AGREED. >> THAT'S IT? GOT NOTHING TO ADD? ALL RIGHT. ALL GOOD. UP FIRST IS A MAGIC ACT AND IT'S CHRIS MICHAEL DONAHUE WITH LEGS OF DECEPTION. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. BEFORE YOU STANDS A GROWN MAN. YET, WITH A MERE TWIRL OF MY CAPE AND TILT OF THE CAMERA, I BECOME -- [ DRUM ROLL ] AN EIGHTH GRADE GIRL! AS YOU CAN SEE, I CAN BE FLIRTY OR SHY. >> WOW. AS I SAID MANY TIMES TONIGHT, THAT WAS DEEPLY STUPID, YET STRANGELY COMPELLING. CHRIS MICHAEL DONAHUE, EVERYONE! >> MINNIE, I BET YOU HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ON THE COMPETITION SO FAR. >> TOTALLY. >> WELL, FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN AND SHARE THEM, ANYTHING TO HELP ME FILL THE TIME UP HERE. >> UP NEXT WE HAVE SHAWN CROSS WITH LAMENT OF THE CALF-LESS. >> WHEN A HUMAN STANDS ON THEIR TIPTOES, THE CALF MUSCLE NATURALLY FLEXES. YET, WHEN I DO IT, THERE IS NO PHYSICAL CHANGE IN MY LEG SHAPE. DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST WATCH! [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> ONCE AGAIN, DEEPLY STUPID AND YET I CAN'T LOOK AWAY. MINNIE, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD BEFORE WE BRING OUT OUR THIRD FINALIST. >> THIS IS FUN. >> GUYS, SHE'S A DUD. SHE'S SWEET BUT SHE'S GIVING ME LITERALLY NOTHING. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. TIME FOR OUR LAST FINALIST. IT'S TODD DONNELLY PERFORMING HIS TALENT, HAVING LONG SKINNY ASS LEGS LIKE JACK SKELLINGTON. ♪♪♪ >> THAT WILL HAUNT ME. SO TODD, WHEN DID YOU FIRST REALIZE YOU HAD SKINNY LEGS? >> AS A KID PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS SAY I HAD THE SAME LEGS AS THAT SKINNY PROSTITUTE FROM THE OLD POPEYE CARTOONS, OLIVE OYL. >> PRETTY SURE OLIVE OYL WAS POPEYE'S GIRLFRIEND, NOT A PROSTITUTE. BUT EITHER WAY, WELL DONE, TODD. ♪ MR. CHICKEN LEGS MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ >> FOLKS, IT'S THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. HEAD JUDGE ANGELA HOWELL WILL NOW CROWN OUR WINNER. [ DRUM ROLL ] >> THE ALL NEW MR. CHICKEN LEGS IS TODD DONNELLY. ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND YOUR PRIZE, YOUR PRIZE IS THE SMALLEST LITTLE KISS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> DON'T GO ANYWHERE. HOURS MORE TO COME AFTER THE BREAK. ♪ HE IS MR. CHICKEN LEGS ♪ >> I LOVE THOSE CHICKEN LEGS. ♪♪♪

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Id: TEPK3Z6nME0

Length: 4min 58sec (298 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 20 2021