NATURALLY Curving - Mario Golf: Super Rush

[Music] my friend bobby has a super nintendo i saw you kissing him do you love bobby did we start the episode no uh hello and welcome to mario golf super rush super rush yeah this is very exciting a new mario golf game i know we love golf games yeah this just came out i don't know anything about it really other than that this episode is sponsored by your favorite fast food company [Music] uh where when these nuts go in your mouth [Laughter] sorry i uh that's amazing how has nobody done that to me yet that's incredible all right full disclosure i've gotten 34 years of my life without ever getting that ally texted me at like 10 30 at night and she was like dude i've got it like like the kind of [ __ ] that like a mad scientist would say stumbling out of his laboratory like with his hair all exploded in different directions she was like wendy's i was like my god it's so simple [Laughter] it was simple this whole time it was staring right in front of us that's amazing yeah i know i was shocked dude oh okay so anyway mario golf super rush uh this uh you all i know about this game is that it's a mad dash kind of golf game is that correct yes meaning you hit the ball and you run after it and then you hit it again as fast as you can um right so yeah hit the ball chase it down and finish these holes as fast as you can i mean there's standard golf which we should also play because we it is weird that we've it's been a while since we played a golf game but there was a point where we just had like a weird reputation for like playing golf games oh yeah that was just like a thing that we did well golf games are relaxing and also infuriating and funny at the same time also by the way wendy's is not sponsoring this episode no no no he's not sure yeah just if you want to yeah hey email me at gruntbiz gmail.com yeah we probably we promise we won't make any more dee's nuts jokes about your name uh but yes uh the uh i i don't know what happened i guess we just like we went to that well many times and then there weren't any golf games to play that we know of um but mike and kirby's kirby's dream course is kind of golfy too um even though we are the balls in that case um but yeah let's let's let's do this let's play standard first wait what the [ __ ] and then and then we'll get used to god all right this one's for me and then just hit i want you guys for father forgetty okay uh okay highest score or best time i say high score just because that's golf rules and we know golf rules yes okay uh with cpu oh do you want cpu players or just me and you i think just me and you is good for the moment okay okay until we learn how to play for the moment got it all right of course oh my god pauline she looks great oh hat i'm charging chuck oh yes paul of course i'm gonna go with [ __ ] polymer all right wow that was an option oh man so many cuties like luigi and wario and what look at waluigi it looks like a [ __ ] mobster i know yeah it looks like a prohibitionist killer uh and yoshi with no clothing time for you to go sleep with the fishes turn oils into eggs on impact [Laughter] i imagine your balls will spit you out some [ __ ] yeah i don't know what that means oh as far as my ability to birth a child well pauline's abilities blast balls away in its path yeah um okay oh well bowser can do that too man he's huge uh and so does toad look at his tiny little hands [Laughter] boy i love these guys i can see god who haunts balls on impact what have you ever had haunted balls oh my god rosalina flies and she turns balls into star bits on impact oh yes please that's what i want to have to see okay don't castrate me just just rosalina means okay i guess we'll do the rookie course first just to yes check out the situation holes three no we want 18 dude oh my god right i guess maybe we should go nine okay and see what happens yeah that sounds good to me uh special shots on time okay great all right so we got the range finder okay this is already way more complicated i think it'll be a lot easier than standard spin backspin super backs for super backspin yeah okay press yeah press the button to start your shot and then press it again to set the power that's pretty standard uh golf game [ __ ] okay i'll use fire at your land and use to add curve to the shot before it hits the ball all right done that's easy love it whoops whoops hello i'm not turning into you i know that's my move four miles an hour this is beautiful already dude let's do it let's i'm gonna i'm gonna kick your ass okay well i'm gonna blast your balls on impact yeah i'm gonna turn your balls into star bits good i like that all right speed golf you know we don't gotta wait you don't have to take turns man let's just [ __ ] go oh my god can i run is there a run button there's a jump oh yes there is run how do you run uh hold b oh oh whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] i don't know is that your ability i don't know oh you shot way better than i did oh no are you in the sand trap i am in the center the [ __ ] out of here bro uh oh it's right there oh geez change my putter oh my god you're so good [ __ ] hop you got it [ __ ] oh man there's [ __ ] wind i don't even account for that okay no stop stop i powered baby what have you done i can't believe you've done this you're running out of time son [ __ ] pauline what are you doing huh nice yes okay i got par that's fine everything's cool damn it you've destroyed me awesome wait you have a higher score that means bad i don't think so i've got the little crown dude they've got the little crown yeah the crown is not on the crown of mine but you have to wait because you what did you like kill it too hard i don't know that's really strange see ya run in the distance of your cape bunker is that good or bad what's the bunker that's the bad one whoa whoa look at that oh god i'm gonna turn your balls into star bits oh i ran out of stamina wait how did you do that like the egg [ __ ] i don't know i think that's just a yoshi thing but i have abilities too and hop through the [ __ ] trees i don't think that was through the trees all right you know okay where's the wind oh god it's so it's so stressful okay uh got it there and there go come on baby come on lock up baby lock up oh uh no turn into a putter no putter no putter i got par and i'm just gonna stand here and make a weird voice yeah you got it oh i wasn't on the green that's why oh god no [ __ ] why are you so good i think we got both got par oh lord you're amazing oh my god how do you do the how do you do the egg thing i think i don't know i think why ready why yeah but you're not going to have an egg thing you're [Music] you're [Music] oh but there's wind though uh why oh there we go whoa dude whoa dude that was amazing oh no i'm in the rough all right all right ready for this [ __ ] kaboom a little a little far because the wind's going this way [Music] dude what is that what the hell how are you so good you need to stop you need to stop oh that might be too hard oh mother father oh oh god way too hard okay never mind we're good damn it's stop this i got a [ __ ] bogey did you get a bogey i got a bogey you goddamn fool you [ __ ] suck look at this you're double my score well it's still early says you this is part this is the whole four why do i have continuously have a longer wind-up time i think because you won the last one are you winning i don't know that's a handicap maybe that's like a pauline advantage oh can i like [ __ ] with your ball after you shoot it i don't know that's kind of cool i like the idea of that i don't know well because my ability says i can smash your balls on impact or whatever which is pauline can do to me any day all right check this out kaboom kaboom it's gonna be a perfect shot watch this hole-in-one i smacked the trees and i'm in the roof wait why do i go farther if the wind is i don't get it nice arm thank you that was for me yeah yeah oh come on nice on just i beat you i beat you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] little green dinosaur piece of [ __ ] okay i'm gonna eat you for [ __ ] breakfast oh god haven't quite got the hang of this yet [ __ ] this little double bogey action for for oh i got plus two points dude i'm catching up yeah that's why i said stop worrying so much well i always worry hey i'm always freaking out for some unknown reason oh yeah they do [Music] oh well why are we gonna head does it really matter i guess it does and bye [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] came to say goodbye gamer gg bye gamer gamer why does it go farther if i get a perfect oh i guess it rolls [ __ ] nice on this is the birdie putt come on [ __ ] going going and going oh my god that was so close did you see how [ __ ] close that was she looks good though what's that she looks good though she's got a sassy stance oh man i wish i could look that good you do no well thank you sassy stan oh you're just saying things you're just making a man feel good about himself it's like i get it i appreciate it but like and hop michael hop i'm just gonna run like normal and then when you start doing your thing i'm gonna do my thing i'm gonna cut you off with your thing stop throwing eggs dude run into the bunker oh i see right into the bunker right into the booger foot right into the pocketbook okay so this should be perfect the wind's going this way standard spin [Music] oh here we go this is gonna be perfect that's gonna be a hole in one did i get on oh my god what oh wow that was an amazing shot you were quite good okay don't don't don't you dare yeah go go get it in get it in oh my god the [ __ ] curve [Music] [Laughter] long bomb i hit the long bomb i got many bombs pauline's so cool where do i get a hat in tights like that i wish i could be like pauline all right [ __ ] the [ __ ] yeah well what do you want me to say oh good good friend spin baby spin maybe i should get that forward spin you know i get on the rough bunker ready for this [ __ ] you're ready for this kaboom [ __ ] wow nice i'm still chugging along i want to smash on impact well [Laughter] hold the phone yeah hop backspin michael hop can i really control the spin or not oh my god you're amazing you're the one who wears that thing you said uh oh man i love sand traps huh sanderson check this out check it out check this out it's in it's in it's in it's in it's in it's in nice oh my god oh my god that was so [ __ ] just how [ __ ] close that was super close you almost had it oh i'm so glad i brought my knife to work today someone's getting stabbed no man or is it gonna beat you listen there's nobody else in the room so yeah i think you can probably deduce it's looking awfully yewish okay do some [ __ ] fireworks or whatever nice i can't watch out watch out what's up yo chow yo hit that wrong oh my god you suck i got too excited [Music] oh no oh my god pauline could you for once [ __ ] putt into the guy no i hit the wrong button oh my god i got like a triple bogey oh my god yes oh go eat an egg oh dude yep oh but i think that was it you got a chance this is the last is the last one holy [ __ ] are you serious oh my god oh my god this would be the most amazing upset ever why i've never played this before well because you're winning and i don't know you're winning just let me have this maybe i will win bye oh i can shape the shot oh hell yeah this is super fun by the way no dude i'm trying to get there watch yourself watch yourself because i'm coming for you yeah curve that [ __ ] do you see that that was amazing don't do it don't do it uh oh the wind's going that way oh get in there ah and then a little bit a little bit of a curve they got a park you could do this you can hit that birdie though really it's a putt for birdie oh you [ __ ] kidding me holy [ __ ] all right this first one is in the books baby oh man this is super fun this is freaking delightful that was a good time okay i'm not gonna lie all right even though i lost yeah i like the stormy background too oh did i get second yeah oh look it's all wet yeah the world's smallest podium it's a towel please we don't have time to build the other three spots only two players okay well i mean we should go to [ __ ] course select then uh yes yes we should uh all right so that was the easy court let's do bonnie's let's do the bonnie greens yeah that's what i'm talking about this is delightful you want to do 18. this looks like fallopian tubes oh my god all right yeah 18 baby looks like we'll birth an excellent game of golf actually maybe we should do nine again okay because i think that'll be one f and then next time we can do 18. i love it a different course okay you scandalous wench rangefinder what is that i don't know top view yeah i got that change club shape shot got it got it that's yeah does that club changing happen automatically seems like it does no yes but you can do it on your own too right like you can overrule it yeah got it like that's not the best club for me this club is way different and cooler what am i one foot away driver please and here we go i have low energy well you're a low energy [ __ ] i've always said that about you aaron wow look how cheap i've never heard you say that oh there's coins oh and a heart whoa i don't know what the coins do but i'm into it ha ha that's that made you go slow though because uh it made you because what were we talking about i don't know i'm gonna get it in oh you took the [ __ ] coins you piece of [ __ ] you're the one who is the [ __ ] piece i've heard you say it a thousand times but i've never seen you prove it oh there we go perfect in in that's in there it is oh my god that was so strong it was an inch away oh off the post give me a break dude i can't i can't oh oh that wouldn't let me get my jam oh well i guess that was a double bogey you could say but you got it because you beat me by one second oh my god hell yes i didn't even know that was a thing no yeah dude we're it's a race [ __ ] not fast enough all right here we go oh i'm doing my special shot oh ow oh my god i hit you that's amazing i got my energy back well i'm still i'm running so fast yeah yo that [ __ ] ruled but i still like we're still going at the same speed [ __ ] [ __ ] this sucks all right yeah yeah that's too much that's too much curve i would never say that except in this situation you got me you silly little bastard i got you and failed so uh you're welcome yeah that's my greatest achievement ready um all right so you can do a super shot if you hit l when you're shooting l yeah well you already started it so you can't do it anymore but you have to hold it down no you just press it before you you don't actually hit a at all you press l instead let's say you do your super shot you can do it here if you want [Music] like you've been pressing l to go on the egg uh yes same deal with shooting okay okay here we go i don't know where my ball is where's my ball oh it's right next to you uh can i make this shot whoa what the [ __ ] what is going on over there i'm like checking my settings i'm gonna i'm gonna do a standard shot where's my ball whoops that was bad whoopsies oh that was terrible [Music] ooh i am not going to be in the lead after this where are you i'm in the deep ruff dude i can't even run fast in the deep rush oh bad oh my god oh i have truly [ __ ] myself uh yeah and then and then i can here we go there we go there we go perfect perfect oh that was terrible wow that was an awful shot pink all right why would anyone curve aside from the shape of my natural penis your natural penis yes well you know some people have an unnatural penis don't what does that mean well you know if you go to a doctor and you're like and the doctor said no more penis on the curvy bed or whatever i don't know it's a nice guy dad but he he has an unnatural penis that's wall well darren welcome to the real world jenny all men have no natural penises all men yes well then what constitutes a natural penis [Laughter] that was ridiculous it's a good point all right okay we're close it's very close i just remember did you point did you point did you point that [ __ ] [ __ ] killed me i was just so caught up in it oh you're going down you're the one who will go that direction can't keep saying it never prove it she can make a big big running faster than fast i'm going to run fast oh if you get the hearts it refills your little energy stamina no [ __ ] dude well i didn't know that how did you think they did [ __ ] i wasn't paying attention i just wanted to shoot jeez why are you being so mean to me today it's like what we've been saying for like 20 minutes now what are you talking about oh that was a terrible name [Music] oh no that wasn't terrible it was really good oh yeah pauline i'll be your man don't worry i'm gonna putt this [ __ ] no putt you freak but you really have to fight it to me yeah make it happen there just hard yes oh my god forsaking me father for a second oh my god no i didn't fight i mean super backspin [ __ ] what holy crap [ __ ] there has to be some kind of double penalty for seven strokes that's a triple bogey said tripp bogue oh now you've taken the lead nope it doesn't it it only uh it only two to the winner one to the loser that's all oh that's all that happens oh i guess it's probably more exciting when there's more than two people i suppose oh my god if there's four people it must be freaking pandemonium well that's what's gonna happen next time who are we gonna get the computer computer [ __ ] that guy he sucks he's an [ __ ] oh my god look at you oh my god i don't even know how that happened hit the l button stop stop [ __ ] yeah yeah no no no no no here comes her comes here clowns here comes here piece of [ __ ] all right uh uh uh oh [ __ ] uh backspin here we go there we go there we go there we go man the wind is not strong can i just say that yeah trying to compensate for it is rough i was really trying to go against the wind but uh [Music] i just ended up shooting in the direction that i told it to see you run by my screen get in there i'm amazing [ __ ] well you're also two strokes ahead of me so i guess it didn't matter look at my hair waft in the wind as i'm like perfectly statuesque god you look like somebody there somebody that we know um who the hell is it a gorgeous lady i don't know like i just got a very familiar feeling of like i know that person okay theory uh-huh the queen from medieval times could have been like right yeah the hair color matches alexa i wonder what she's doing now like medieval times has been closed for so long oh i don't know you don't think there's a social distance medieval times i hope so for everyone's sake they were all such nice people oh god oh god no you can't do this no you cannot do this michael hup [Music] don't do this to me oh oh oh my god how is that not in there it's almost perfect that would have won you the level i'm making these [ __ ] amazing shots and they're just not getting in thereby negating their amazingness look at it you saw it and you saw how amazing it was check this out check this [ __ ] i'm about to sing into this [ __ ] microphone hell yeah she sings i run fast i'm smashing balls or whatever is that the thing smashing bulls or whatever with pauline and mario well yoshi but sure i'll take mario where to dinner of course a nice restaurant you think i'm not going to take a mushroom restaurant you think i'm a cad vegetables i don't get it oh i see okay i get it that was a little tricky dicky but it's fine [ __ ] that's gonna miss oh oh my god pull yeah can you [Laughter] all right par's fine yeah i mean you lose but it's fine no no no no no no all right next one it's so much fun what what hole is this it doesn't even matter you're going to win what are you talking boy you go in the tank so fast you're either i'm [ __ ] killing you or like this is [ __ ] i'll never win and you gotta live you gotta live life to its extremes you know yeah i suppose you're right like what else you gonna do be boring that's what it wants to be boring wow you said it what the hell was that did you just drop a [ __ ] bomb on everything [Music] i'm i'm yes oh yeah backspin is that what i wanted go go [Music] oh my god oh you're stealing all the hearts yes because i'm awesome except mine uh i beg to differ daniel michael hup got it got it by one second god damn it that wasn't even one second it was exactly one second oh i'm gonna fry an egg on your face please don't hold on baby boy this game is intense am i steaming your girds my gerds are sufficiently steamed okay go go all the way forward yes let's [ __ ] run you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] you run you beautiful lady [Applause] steal those hearts boy you really are stealing all the hearts she's so gorgeous you're a monster bear oh man excuse me oh that's the farthest one eh all right uh yep then i'm gonna roll standard spin run you [ __ ] no that's my heart oh no i'm in the water no no where'd my ball go wait your ball is not in the water you were just in the water no no the ball was oh i don't it's like where does it go when oh [ __ ] ball heaven [Music] we got a stroke kind of go in the water nope i cannot go in the water what the heck is going on over there i did it so you don't have to so [ __ ] slow huzzah i can still get it you can there's still time um oh i'm in the bunker boy you're really experiencing all the uh the possible land masses at play oh i could have got that in if i aimed it better you can say that about almost any golf shot no closing strong congratulations dan you won thank you aaron let's go to dinner oh i'd like that yeah let's have a nice dinner together my treat with all my weddings steaks i don't eat red meat but i'll we'll go to the chicken finger restaurant then whoops we'll go to the we'll go to the sugar food okay great all right next time on game grumps rematch all right and this time i'm going to win wendy's nuts that was good that was good and then after that i poop and pee and probably eat peep pee eat that's the yes then after eat i probably poop and pee again so maybe i eat first and then pooping tea so that double poop and tea happen together and by then we are well into tomorrow

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 440,217

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming, super rush, mario golf super rush, nintendo switch, mario golf switch, super mario, video game, new mario golf, nintendo switch oled, mario golf super rush gameplay, nintendo switch pro, nintendo switch lite, nintendo switch games, nintendo switch online

Id: gbry7POUJB0

Length: 34min 26sec (2066 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 29 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Rosindust89]

2/10 Can't play as Plessie

[u/aniforprez]

Golf game and a deez nuts joke within the first few minutes. Today is a good day

[u/edrenfro]

"I'm making these f***in amazing shots and they're just not gettin' in." - That's a very Arin outlook.

[u/spudmonk]

Know what Arin forgot to do? Account for the wind.

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Golf

[u/rawrimangry]

Arin’s gonna be PISSED when he learns you have to play 18 holes to unlock the next course.

[u/rezerection]

I like to imagine Allie Infront of a white board coming up with deez nuts jokes like a math professor

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[u/Fortehlulz33]

I've been playing way too much of this recently so seeing Arin not know how the curve works was very frustrating