Don't tell Mommy... We're playing GOLF in the HOUSE!!!

[Music] hey game grumps welcome bro he's me my right if we can't play together am I ready for the championship go over there we'll wear to the right to the right to the right know how it goes right um okay yeah I thought so feelings hi what's the plus button oh I took a capture do you like it gonna press the plus button dude what's the plus button the directional pad says there we go hey all right all right let's go to the championship we're playing house of golf cuz we love golf games and that's our thing let's do a single hole oh so championship championship nuts Oh Ricky Martin where do you want to play ooh I don't know man there's a lot of great locations we could be choosing from now like the kitchen I like I like the idea of the kitchen the lounge of the bedroom they feel warmer yeah this is the bedroom let's go let's go harder press the plus button let's go like medium or hard it's easy as Lane okay oh good good job pressing the back okay I feel good yeah all right all right this is plan go for it bro how do I do this so you you basically just aim the ball and then with the a button you hold uh-huh then let go really yeah and then there's the meter on the right is there a way to take a little peek at this to see where I'm going - nope great all right I'll just maybe there's I'll just wail on it then wailing hold and then the meter will go up on the right and then release [Applause] not so well this is a delight well you messed up okay get that hole-in-one yeah I should have Aaron I should have known exactly where to shoot it and how why don't you show me away I'm trying to every day oh do we literally like trade off oh I guess so oh wow look at that I believe you'll find that controller warm and moisturized what is happening here oh wow I'm zooming out oh just like the thing you said we couldn't do yeah absolutely me what are you dumb what are you a stupid it's okay all right good luck uh-huh gotta aim go maximum power whoops you're on to flow huh well this is supposed to make me go first cuz I'm farther away this game doesn't even know golf rules it's just like hit ball the game yeah that's definitely what it feels like would this do it yeah I want to play hit balls okay well hmm I know a little thing about that now yeah now that's power that's real ultimate power that's speed that's tranquillity look exactly where you were that's exactly where you were well done sir Thanks yeah fudge yeah I got a bird eye yeah sure you did des and look at me I'm also receiving of the bird eh okay cool now we kind of know how to play this yeah man we got this going on you weren't penalized too badly for shooting it right off the course okay this is you okay this is me oh wow I'm just gonna go first every time yeah man that puts me at an incredible disadvantage I know it's awesome right how did you assume back it's like the nut that yeah those the plan thank you right okay this is kind of adorable yeah man I'm into it got snakes and ladders hey that's copyrighted you can't put that in your get Street ah Polly that's also copyrighted that's how I learned how to do it on the streets Street alley mm-hmm you know you got a you got to learn by investing then the right properties dog that's what I'm talking about whoa whoa can we can you move over a little better hello all right okay we'll just assume that I did great yeah what the hell all right there it is how come I can't oh there we go all right oh there we are hi Jolla boy this scam is not the easy you know it's it's you know it's like it's easy to control but it's not so easy to master it's easy to learn hard to master space just like magic gathering yeah whoa like that dude I've been playing drafts lately have you really yeah you ever drafted before oh yeah oh yeah I used to do it all the time really there's a Wizards of the coast or in the Menlo Park Mall I think I accidentally pressed the button yeah way this is a rough example of golf skills I probably went in a little hard and strong-headed it and long-winded sucks that you gotta like control the camera yourself maybe now I all it needs is like a little reset button that could snap you back to where you start well now that's what I call an epic golf move there you go time for a golf move in golf the commonly misunderstood conception dude damn we should Draft sometime so into it I'd love to all right man let's hear where this feels very much like chance mm-hmm but uh let's try it anyway oh boy this is real rough yeah Oh Oh a little a little a little p'chenk great that was terrible don't even frat dude don't even frock yourself don't even joke yourself this is socially each other dang do you know fall you summon a [ __ ] what is that green goo it's probably like fastball like homing ball probably when you touch it you it's like you home you're probably right what um how did you how did you shoot over that I just shot it really hard and okay I'm gonna just did that huh lightful yeah I didn't really do anything different oh maybe when you like aim like that it curves it like actually positioning the camera and that way actually makes it pop if you like aim towards the ground then maybe it'll stay on the ground well not that's what happens well well at least he ended up next to the family murder game yeah and isn't that what's really important come the Frick on dude do like that is directly in mmm-hmm boom boom boom you crack me out your Mac on my way your maximal what you make my thing happen you make modules go but like like ball you make me look like a boss nass boss man Oh from Star Wars Star Wars Episode one mmm at peace [Music] maybe that's if I crank it all the way it's known uh November I can't do this we decided that what's the purpose of not Nutting it's just like and what did it count that is tear with a little bit yes Wow when you when you when you know nut and it feels great you go nuts head go nuts for no nut yeah it's go nuts November frappe I think it's just I don't know it's like it's it regulates you know it's like you if you don't nut so much it's better when you do not it's like it's like would you rather in Magic the Gathering would you rather have a creature that can attack twice or a creature that has a 1/1 counter on it see if I can do this real fast that's a really bad example no that's not good that's even worse than the first starting point you go fudge off oh I know this doesn't exactly do what it says it's going to I'm a little disappointed by that shot I thought I was going to nail it yeah that is that the path you want to go on it all seems like variations on the same path there you go oh yeah that's not totally what I want enacted back out you don't want to fall off the stage it doesn't help anyone I'll start over I would have been oh it resets you where you are oh god no yeah happened to me last time and it'll happen to you hello there you go yeah that looks austere perfect setup let's do it Hey Wow okay I was perfect del mundo I like that the golf balls say golf just in case you're wondering there we go right where you are look exactly where you are he's becoming tangible it was a comic book that I read when I was a kid about a guy who could become noncorporeal and then like Invisible Man yeah well Invisible Man still exists you know I think unless I'm backwards I think noncorporeal means like people could put their hand like right through you you know oh so the opposite they can see you but they can't touch you know you might go invisible to them but it's just not exactly it but anyway I just remember him being like I'm becoming tangible and thinking even in my ten-year-old mind I was like that's a dumb superhero thing to say becoming tangible shoot the ball dude shoot your nut boy the stakes are getting higher we've just established that it is oh what the frig dawg what the Smeg pop look at a dingleberry oh boy this isn't gonna be fun at all now watch that again recently it's very it's very like lovely to relive those early grumps days were treasures hey whoa Oh does that count yeah I guess that's in that it's not like a deep hole you have to like gently hit it or else it'll pop right over a little bit like that be careful those walls aren't there what the Smeg Bob what the dingleberry oh my god Aaron Ross will you wait for us to be done recording before gone trihard wow that's not even a score cool all right one yeah is that just Tiger Woods get that every time you try harder Tigers way I don't even know oh I don't like that that whale reminds me of a t-shirt design I wanted to do a long time ago he has a whale on the wall I'm to your left right there oh yeah it's cute I wanted to have a shirt that said like I'm having a and then a picture of a dolphin over time I love it so it just confuses everyone you interact with boy cuz they're just like I get it but isn't that a dolphin i stefan like camera 64 right there hey [Applause] give me give me Beth man [ __ ] this level right mm-hm bro I'm having an easy time with it what if you mess this up though mmm like right now it's fine it's good it's fine it's super cool and fun super cool fun go ahead hit it yeah oh thank goodness nice rice the city soon I said it's for Oh give me that give me the boy all right sugar I tell them the ho what are you talking about right hand just let me live my with you what's wrong with me ah a job oh there is music yeah we couldn't hear that before yeah hello ed it off it wasn't off it was sawn who's just low Dan yeah eat my aid all right eat my B yeah a nice double who you got a you got one back on that's right I do you skank mmm I still gotta get sick it's alive yeah thanks to that four more rounds yeah boy show me what you got puppy show me what you got it's like in the same place every time it's the same bedroom like it's like once you finish it it's like alright well now we're gonna yeah set up a new van build it our little army tank it's one of those tanks that like shoots the fireworks oh yeah boy can't buy fireworks anymore it'll explode the city curled UDON's online hey just made a game for Santa made it for us hey all right whoops dude dude oh now that's what I call music that's pretty good your that's my turn I know I'm just trying to help you out why the camera you know I wanted to see where your ball was why don't you show me your ball you never show me your ball with good reason sir a B cube ABQ a B cube okay good I don't know about that dude I don't know about that so much because what I'm about to do is blow your shoes no captain boost that's what you need captain burst any little boost check this out she's gonna be so jealous when I shoot this done bet you wish you had a birdie in your pocket I do squeezing up against your pants what smelling your junk I'm sorry you got a birdie in your pants you'd be like tweet tweet and you think your wiener was a worm that's how tiny there's like a little bar over there at the bottom of a train that looks like a bar that's so great no what did you just do geometry for a second why you got a frickin rush into it I got this no like fools rush into love let's try this man I think I got this right now yeah now that was slick all right seven shots taken like my hair you got that slick black I said slick black yeah Wow never see Chitwood oh wow and we are tied again oh we're so cute so close I didn't say cute I wasn't gonna say cute oh it's your shot no I hate going first I'm sorry why don't you scope out the world okay you Diplo how I don't know man like that there you go look it looks great boy awesome you can either go left you can go right or you can go straight why would you go left or right let seems stupid like way harder what's happening what what's happening unclear wait wait wait did I end up underneath the stage yeah you did is that it yeah because it messes me up I don't know and the camera in this game sucks I know I know it's scoping out the world really isn't as helpful as you might think clued up come on baby come on shoot that ball boy that that night is a little bit of a bastard now that's a right that's a direct in right here look at this is a direct and yeah you think so oh dude I know so wowie oh boy I know I'm all up on the CDs help that who must think monkeyshine monkey shoes it's definitely in the Hoobastank font fine yeah for really and for truly sound was started to get really into like funny screaming hey alright par there's this there's this scream scream that it Eric Andre is in every episode whenever like animal purse comes out or something huh it's just like this audience member that's like what kills me every time oh it's alright we've hard yeah it's [ __ ] good it's a tight one let's say there's a master um what is this a skatepark what am I looking at yeah you got two treads get a tread lightly why you going that way I'm trying to get cuz the holes over there I'm trying to figure out how to get to it we're back there oh we got a like curve or whatever thanks Aaron well what else EU smokes like you can hop over that you get go where the path is you're just gonna like birds I as the crow flies it for nice see now you know how the stage works I don't so that I can make a better shot yeah do you think so yellow for it directly in the center and I'm just gonna wail on it oh fudge yeah you see in this right now that was sexy where are you though oh no this is ridiculous yo man a state ridiculous Oh calm down that's what daddy's supposed to do for his children he's supposed to provide those sick nasty golf - yeah if you can squeeze it between your dad you did that oh that's a great shot I'll use the tank to my advantage what is this a gunship ass soundtrack okay yeah it really is very synth wave unnecessarily synth wave he's it sounds like something that they would play whoa I like something we would play in the queue of like Space Mountain yes it's the future is tomorrow but tomorrow is today yes ray Parr more like the rap or oh we've been tied for these past two uh tied two more one ahead a new ball was unlocked Erin what no I have three my left one Center ball has been on line want to be this fertile oh boy what is this thing in the middle it's called a chalkboard is it a bridge is it yeah yeah it's a chalkboard I don't trust or like this I like the smiley face sticker that was just kind of like whatever line the shot up we take the shot no oh dang you look fooled the real do you almost like the Hedgehog in Sonic Adventure 2 I almost cry I almost grinded on it that's hot oh so cool that you get to do it exacting ly based on what happened with me boy what a fair trade you're still winning dude not suck my dick I will not suck your dick also I'm not waiting anymore cuz this is the shot let me take you away to a far billions of stars the astronauts use specially designed seats then the music is gonna be turned up for any of these jokes to make sense I got dis [ __ ] cranked louder than a muhfucka oh man what the hey am I supposed to do Oh what the hey what that's some what the hey action how did that even occur I have a friend that just sent me a text mm-hmm we weren't talking the last time we talked was like three days ago huh and she just sent me a text that said my lift smells like farts she knows what you're into man yeah she gets you yes you win bro no oh yeah it's over but how over is it that's what I want to know like all the way over yeah we can do a rematch easy [Music] man I mean it's all right hey this [ __ ] was shot got it right in the hole baby well done Aaron congratulation hey the and I clutched it out you got it you got a second new ball unlocked yeah thanks man I'm good pretty good hey all right maybe we should hit another another round or you wanted me you know like cuz I was diggin ass coming into the kitchen you you want to do the kitchen well maybe let's do like the harder kitchen ones just whoa alright let's just play a single hole a single hole in the kitchen for the night ninth hole well actually you know what I heard you hard difficult yeah I was I was thinking we should do hard okay reset ball to start all right hard 9th hole I'll go first since you were you know a little [ __ ] about this cool thanks very very very big of you yes you got it buddy I'm always looking out for you because you always whining how'd you like that now that was sexy and also lodged in a place [ __ ] dude do you don't to like reach out to the guy who wrote the music for this game cuz I know what what is it what are a SoundCloud credentials he's got to have them [Music] come on baby make that shot all that precision do you like it wait it didn't count oh okay wait if you land on the table is that like a fail I have no idea that can't be right mmm I don't know what just happened I don't know yeah Wow it didn't give you credit all right where does where does this go Oh cornflakes isn't that copy written no I think you're gonna flakes of corn girl yeah maybe it's just cause you got so wedged in there it wouldn't like it was like there's nothing to do it's a penis stuff dude I messed up the only opportunity you had [Music] shoot the ball shoot the ball shoot the ball shoot the ball sure boy this is a real whoever wins this wins it all right yeah man cuz I was the winner and will always be the winner this is very hard [Music] Oh would you look at that alright one more tie breaker yeah well now we're actually tied oh sure no this last one has to be a tiebreaker huh yeah let's do the garage okay mine hard this is whoever wins this wins it all even though you already did it's okay but I already did too well it's that red line on the thing supposed to indicate something can you just straight up Hoppus woody oh yes no I don't maybe not uh-huh I wasted the dang thing on your stupid idea it's just weird that they may be right there I'll never forgive you dad I used Chuck the deception so you would make a Chatham's day now you're filled with chocolatey red red just like me yeah you know what I think the hardest thing about this game is like listening to it well certainly this I was gonna say that the [ __ ] guidelines are not accurate oh yeah well that's what I meant by listening to it oh yeah I thought you meant the soundtrack and I was like no lightful yeah yeah Chuck me live one mother chuckle life [Music] [Laughter] Danny's chocolate buzz he's a Hershey man [Music] [Laughter] oh you're in good shape hmm Greco's the chief crunch bar you're gonna choke me lead become in chocolate chalice which leads to repress chocolate rage uh I didn't realize they were [ __ ] there was crap on the bram yeah that's the way to do it man I'm not going to be tricked by these chocolate deceptions the chocolate pants are chocolate way let's see what chocolate happens [Music] I'm sure the curious oh really got a bounce off that chocolate wall that's a rake to recoup all the chocolate so much of alone I was chocolate over sellers I know the chocolate songs over oh man I loved it it was so good some chocolate sucks compared to chocolates aw no way I'm kind of grooving it now no okay you nailed that triple triple chocolate boat pressures and three layers of chocolate want to do one more for all the morrow for all this is how we get ourselves into these problems dang it alright um I guess we'll do the lounge okay you ever done the lounge area one shot largest lounge in the world let's do it look there's a handheld gaming device I love it oh this is it oh yeah oh boy this is pretty simple yeah Wow yeah that's the only way Pablo whose slippers are those my dad's are you like a sentient golf ball or I don't know I don't actually see any clubs being swung it's like when they it's like they set it up right they set up the golf course and then they like leave for the day they're like we're gonna go to school yes and then and then boxes away the hens will play oh [ __ ] dude that's not a way in Oh what do you mean it's not weird all right maybe if you get super close and then like just just explode the ass out of it bro what is that I don't know did we have did we blow this we have to I didn't hit full blast I will say that there is a way I thought that was a wall it's just you have to hit okay Oh [Music] crappity given Wow that is it say like Type O Negative over there everybody all do they make you go racing get extremely extremely like come on ready take it easy take it easy oh my god we are tied forever now she's now we're now we've like evened out in our skill level all right all right it truly is tied right now yep yeah yeah dude do another Lounge level okay I'll go first he's even going first a lot not bad invested in Teflon it didn't stick wait what the hey I don't know I see there's like Oh free off I don't even get me started on that fourth flip that dark stick it and flip it stick it on the wall and let the good good tell your mom tell your friends mom maybe so didn't I've tried before to eat it I mean oh this is very tough oh come on redo man all right stupid double flip - flip - flip - flip double flip flip flip Oh double flip that's Weinbach right no that's a [ __ ] what's it called Longmont potion castle oh yes [ __ ] yeah - triple double flip flap there is something wrong with your phone what oh god it's so funny oh hey now you gotta get it in one shot [Laughter] I think anyone who gets to hear you scream a regular basis is a real ace is Dan you're the true winner thank you one twice declaratively you're wonderful you're wonderful this is a fun game mm everybody [Music] maybe game [Music]

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 876,757

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming

Id: 5FMC3bcMujU

Length: 43min 11sec (2591 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 07 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/RinneganUser]

Yaaaas, this was what I wanted to see, need more gameplay. Very fun

[u/[deleted]]

This episode was really funny. Nice to have 45 minutes of the two of them crack each other up while playing a golf game. Kinda scratches the same itch as kirby's dream course

[u/[deleted]]

What was that concert edit at the end? I swear this editor is all over the place.

[u/NINgameTENmasterDO]

wtf is this title?

[u/RabidZombieCranberry]

For some reason I was expecting some version of Mom Hid My Game with golf elements.

[u/NotTheCinemassacre]

Pffft Dan, the Mystery of Convoy episode wasn't "the early days of Game Grumps"! It was...

...

JULY 2014 WHAT THE FUCK

[u/[deleted]]

Remember when youtube comments were toxic cesspools and reddit was the place to go for the good episode discussions?

[u/Geno098]

Putting certain WORDS in all CAPS to BAIT people into CLICKING!!!

[u/SelfDepricator]

The algorithm can suck a fat chode