My First Time Playing Minecraft

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The first time he was like "wait why are we killing them isn't that a bit unethical" "oh wait THAT'S THE VILLAGER THAT KILLED ME AS A ZOMBIE KILL HIM" bruh it's so sad

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/Dodolulupepe 📅︎︎ Nov 23 2020 🗫︎ replies

Michael can be a cruel man

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/TonySyeet 📅︎︎ Dec 04 2020 🗫︎ replies

Let's tell him how to really play.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/AIO_Youtuber_TV 📅︎︎ Jan 12 2021 🗫︎ replies
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- Wait, I see now it's glowing down there. - [Purplecliffe] Aim for the boat. - Are you kidding me? But how do I get back up? - [Purplecliffe] You have to just right click as you're falling down. Right click the boat and you won't take any damage. - This seems like a large risk, dude. - [Purplecliffe] But think of all the views if you do hit it. [PokeMEN7] He's asking you to do like a professional, like fancy thing in Minecraft without telling you that is what it is. - [Purplecliffe] Oh! He did it! What. (laughing) - Greetings, Pokefans. Michael here and I am 25 years old and have been making gaming-related videos for the last seven years, yet I have never played Minecraft until today. I am joined by my lovely friends, John AKA PokeMEN7 and Jack AKA Purplecliffe, and today they're gonna teach me how to play Minecraft. Say hello. - Hey, we're playing Minecraft. - God, you could've done so much better than that. - But I could've done worse. - That's true. - I messed it up, sorry. (laughing) - What are you guys? Is that as Sceptile? - [John] Yeah. - Well, I'm so honored. - [John] You like it? - I do like it. - [John] Really? - Yeah, are you wearing headphones, though? - [John] Yeah, of course. Do you wear headphones? - I mean, yes- - Right. - Sceptile doesn't - But I just want you to feel more at home. - He's a monstrosity. (laughing) - Ouch! What the hell was that! - Why did you do that? - I, my bad - I saw that was you. - Why are you looking at me. Oh, no! - I have a bone. Don't make me use it. - Wait, what's that say right there? - That a bone? That looks like a wrench. - What does that say? - I'm getting far away from you before I read it. If you read this. - Hit the notification hit the notification bell. (laughing) - Wait - Wait, wait John left the game? - Wait, no, wait, wait. No, this is important. Wait, alright wait. Jack. I can do this. (laughing) - Destroy the tree. (laughing) - Wait, what! Oh no. - What are you? Oh My God. It's it's almost as if you're telling people to subscribe to my channel because less than half of my viewers are not subscribed. I mean, no more than half are not subscribed. - Mikey, if I could be, you know, if you could paint me like one of your French girls, what would. you want me to look like? - A giraffe. So I'm..... wow, this is slow as heck it floats. Wait, why am I now holding the tree block? Is that a village? We have my God. - We have phase two of stone. We took too long. It's turning nighttime. - Is nighttime bad? - Yeah! So surviving your first night of Minecraft is always every nine-year-old's challenge. - We don't have any weapons. - I have weapons - I've got us crafting table. - Wait, you do have weapons. Wait, craft? What? Oh, it's a box. Well, they're all boxes. - John. Why are you.... Why are you a giraffe with a Santa Claus hat? - He told me to become a giraffe. - Yeah, but I never specified the Santa hat. So that's just going above and beyond. Do you have a tie?. - What is that blue down your front? - It's drool. - Wait, wait. Did he just kill you? - Yeah, I thought it was protecting Mikey. Hey, I found... - Why did you kill me? - I found this wooden sword on the ground near dead, John's dead body. - Oh, but how do I pick it up? Oh, wait, it's gone. Hello sheep. Ha ha. I killed a sheep. My first murder. - You've Won Minecraft. There you go. - This may jinx us, but like it's nighttime and we're doing fine. - Oh God you did not just say that. Our, our main goal right now is to not die. Cause it's like you. - Wait, if you go down to the village will the village be safe? Oh. - Yes. They have a protector and there's a giant iron golem. - How did you get here so much faster? Is there a, is there a sprint button? Oh it is... - Oh no! What! - They are after us. - What is that? - Oh God, its a zombie invasion. - I can do this. I can make up for all of my bad skins. - I killed something. - Where's the iron Golem. Mikey.. - Escape. Oh I hit escape. This is a creeper. - Oh! - What was that? - That was a creeper. - John, I need help. - Oh my God. Wait there's a lot of 'em. - There's two of them, John help. - Wait should we? (laughing) - Jack? - Jack is no more. - It's just us. - Oh God, what is after you Mikey? No Mikey, no! No! - I respond I'm alive again. I don't have anything. Wait, I don't even know where I am. Whoa, wait, how did I get back up here? - What is that? Oh, that's like spider with a glowing face. - It's fine. I'll save you. ♪ Nobody told me Minecraft was a horror game ♪ - Yeah, it's a horror game. - Could somebody explain to me what the turkey legs are on the right? Oh! That's your food bar. - There's an easier way to get food. - Food, hunger. You just gotta die. Whoa. I have overstayed. - Here is a sword. - Guys you're supposed to be teaching me the game not having a civil war. - Okay. Okay. Oh, the spider, there is so many things. - When will the night end, oh hey a pickax. - Jack he needs help - Coming. - There's a giant spider. Oh, I'm dead. - Jack you made all these signs to subscribe and use the love. They can't subscribe to a dead man. - Mikey you're in a sandbox where you can do every, anything, everything. What, what do you want to do and we will tell you how to do it. - Not suffer through the night. - I don't... like make a house hide somewhere. - I don't know. Just like make myself not completely useless in battle. - Oh, so get armor. Oh, there's armor in this game? - Yes. Okay. Well what do I do? - We have to mine. We have to go on an expedition. - Oh, also we can, we can, I'm gonna kill this villager and steal his bed. - Wait, that seems immoral - Wait, is that the one that killed me as a zombie? - Come back here you piece of crap. - Yeah. Let's get him. Get him. Get him. - He's dead. - Are you sure this game is for... no, he's not. - No, that is the monocle one. - No, don't attack them. - The... John, there's an iron golem right there. - Oh, wait, Whoa what is that thing? - I'm gonna kill it. (screaming and laughing) - Run Mikey, run. - Okay. So this is, this is our home base, Mikey. - This is our new little... - Wow this is a... this is a base? This is a closet. - Harry Potter started in a closet and he went on to share it. - So once it's nighttime, we're sleeping in the bed. 'Cause this is our home and I refuse to hear anything else. - All right. Can we all fit in that one bed though? It's going to get kind of cuddly. - Are we putting our Minecraft beds next to each other? - No, we're just sharing one. - This is a Christian Minecraft server. No bed sharing until marriage. I'm getting a, what am I even getting? What is this? All right. - Don't worry guys. I'm making a cobblestone. - I... am the snow white of bovine. - What! - They call me Ronald McDonald. - Oh hi there. - John that is the ugliest hut I've ever seen. - Humble beginnings, Jack. - Oh, we have a lovely overhang. - Yeah. - John, your house looks like a McDonald's play place from the 90's. I have a prettier house than yours. - That is a hillside jail. - Hi. Welcome to Wendy's. (laughing) - Thank you. I will have the nap. - I've got mutton and raw beef. - How do we cook? - What would you like? You, you give me back my bed. - Oh My God. He didn't even have it you fool. Are you dumb or stupid? - Did you kill him? - I didn't even have his bed I think you have it. - Wait, I, how could I have it? - Did you steal it? Wait, what the hell? - I need to murder two people. - No, I don't know where I got this bed. - Wait guys it's nighttime. The whole point of the beds is to get rid of this you fool. - Okay? Here's your bed, here's your bed. Have it back. - Wait, how do I, where do I, where do I put the bed? - Back at the Wendy's? - If you want to put it in the Wendy's you could put it in the Wendy's. - Back in the back in the Wendy's. (inaudible / crosstalk) - Wait, can we put our Minecraft beds together? - Oh, you're killing me. - How do I, what do I do? Right click. Oh, I'm on the bed. Bam. Wait time. - Now sit. Get out of my hut. There we go. - John, why are you breaking my house? - Well, this is now the mining house. - Oh my God. - You weren't helping enough so now I've commandeered your house. It's now a tutorial place. - That is kind of the point of of this.(laughing) - Oh, golden rule number one of Minecraft, never dig straight down. - Oh yeah I've seen videos of people digging straight down and then plummeting to their doom. - So that's the first thing you've said where it's like, Oh yeah, I know that. What other things do you know about this game? - I know larva hurts. - Okay. Okay. Okay. That's good. - Wait there's some torches right here. - Wait, what? - Where, what? Just sitt'n outside my... Oh my God, we could just steal them from the village. - Well, we steal... - How do we steal them?ú I stole it. - Oh no. John get to the Wendy's. - Why? What's that noise? - It's a cave. And there are a lot of zombies. - I'm running back up the stairs. - Wait, what should I, what should I do? I need more explicit instruction. - Yeah. I'm coming over. Mikey. Actually can you get some wood? Mikey? Can you just like collect? Like just beat up some trees. Hey Jack, how angry would you be? If I made a, a tunnel from the Wendy's to the terrible shack. - Not mad at all. Let's do it. Nice. - Okay. I'm stuck. I've stolen this person's roof. - There we go Mikey. - Let's go. That's what we like to hear. Minecraft is about pillaging. - The sun. The sun is starting to set. The sun is starting to set. - Come back to our home, we're making a tunnel. ♪ Secret tunnel through the mountain, ♪ ♪ through the Wendy's ♪ - Mikey, do you have the wood that I asked you? Yeah, I've got quite a lot of wood. - Oh, nice. All right. So we're going to teach you how to make... - Woo. - We're going to teach you how to make a ladder so we can get Jack back 'cause we made a, a tunnel. - Wait, what? Where's the tunnel? - Hello? Hi I'm the Underminer - Underminer, jump down here with me. - Is that a good idea? Yes. - Do you have ladders? I, I made some ladders. - All right. This is our, this is the secret tunnel. - Okay. - ♪Secret tunnel ♪ Secret tunnel through the Wendy's. Hey, why are there not more signs that say secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel? - I do not have enough ladders. - Jack. I want a, I want a window. - I need to get sand, but it's very scary outside. - John come here. - Okay. ♪Three lovers, forbidden from one another. ♪ ♪Secret tunnel, secret tunnel through the Wendy's secrets. ♪ ♪ Secret tunnel. ♪ - Tunnel. - Oh, wait, what are you doing? (inaudible / crosstalk) - Yeah. Why don't we have a secret tunnel and we leave our doors open and we're literally right next door. - Okay. Now I eat. - Excuse you. - Wait, what did I do? - You smacked me with a baguette. - I was just trying to eat it. - We, we ... Are we stupid? - I completely forgot that Mikey was famous. - One second. - Wait - What? - Mikey? I'm sorry, man. I, I thought I was giving you the, you know, the Minecraft welcome you deserved, but I completely forgot that you were famous and you had a bunch of kids watching your stuff. - Wait, where is this going? where are you John? Oh my go... wait how did you make that? - It's an MandJTV skin. - No, wait, wait, hold on. Is that just in the game? - No someone made it. One of your fans made it. - Wait how did you find it? (inaudible / crosstalk) - There's multiple. Yeah. - Wait, can I put one on? - You're Steve. - You're Steve. - I live in JTV today. - You're Steve. - Oh. - And you'll see yourself. Yeah. - I look like... I am looking rough with this arrow in my neck. - What the hell is that? What is that? There's like a tall, like, it looks like venom. - Don't look at him. - What do you mean don't look at him? - Don't Look at him! Oh wait. No, no. Mikey, where are you doing? - I don't know. - Don't do it. - Those are Endermen based off of slender man. If you look at them, they murder you. Do you know what slender man is? Yes I know slender man is... why are there so many things in this cute block game that can kill you. They also teleport into your home, - Oh they also teleport in your homes steal your blocks and run away. Wait, do we wanna on the Wendy's mining adventure? - What? We need to get food, Jack. God Jack focus. (laughing) - Brandon. Oh, I need three wheats and I only have two. I've got lots of wheat seeds though. How do I, how do I use those? - Would you like to become a farmer? - I'm... sure. - So you can make a, like a hoe and then you can like, come on, hey. (laughing) - Rule number two of Minecraft. Never use your diamonds on a hoe. - Don't listen. - It's every... everyone knows that. - That, that took me longer than I care to admit, to understand. - That's a legitimately, a famous Minecraft thing because a hoe is the most useless tool . - Okay. (laughing) - So... you don't want to use diamonds on it. You want to use iris. Oh boy. - Wait, hold on, hold on . Oh... I think I understand. - Where's the skeleton. I hear it. Is there a cave underneath us? There is. Wait I'm I'm breaking the rule. I'm digging down. Oh no. - What is happening? Why are you? What are you doing? Why are you climbing? - I have the high ground. - Oh, my brand does not go that far. - Why are you not watering your crops? - I don't know how! I didn't... I was about to die. - Jack get some advice you fool. - You guys are supposed to teach me how to play this game. - I thought, I thought that was John's farm. I'm sorry. - No, this is Mikey's humble farm. - Well, we can't, we can't build a farm without water buckets. - Well I could reroute the water from this waterfall to it? - Oh, well I could have made you a bucket, but I made a crown instead. - Thanks Jack. - Okay. Now down another one. Wait, we've got this. This is a system. This is how Rome was built in a day. We're good at this. - Yes. I'm contributing so much. - All right. I'm going watch... - Mikey, Mikey, do you have a weapon on you? - Yes. I have a wooden sword. - Alright follow me. We're gonna go kill Woodland critters. - Oh, no. - All right. I'm good with that. - We kind of failed at an Aqua duct, but it's a pretty cool water slide. - Okay. - I love how you say water - Okay. Everyone makes fun of me. - Wait, but how do I even find you? How do you... - I see you, Steve. Steve over here, Steve. - Oh my God. This view. It's beautiful. It is majestic. Is that a pig out here? Oh, pigs. Mikey, kill one of the pigs. I'm going, I'm going to smack the little... What's up? - Wait. No. Don't... - what is that? It's a cat. - Can we eat cat? - Oh my God. I hope not. - I would not want to eat cat. - Who, who was shooting a bow and arrow at us. Is that Jack? Yes, it was 'coz I picked up the arrows. Jack is somewhere. - Robin hood is out there. Run! Run King John. Run. - This is like those movies where it's like hunting people for sport? I might get that one. Wait no, come back. Where'd you go? Oh my God, these trees. It's so weird. A cow. - Mikey.so you can make leather armor out of the leather you get, and then you can dye it different colors. This is not as exciting as it sounds. - You made that sounds so hyped. - Nikki gets really excited about the leather armor. - Alright. I think we should go back. I've killed a lot of animals, - Wait, there's wheat seeds raining upon me. - I'd imagine that means Jack is behind you. - More. Ooh. Ooh. I'm like a, I'm like a pigeon. You're feeding me in the park. - Mikey. - Yeah. - Don't worry. When you come back, I have a present for you. - Okay I'm here. Where are you? - Oh, don't worry. I'll come through the tunnel, Mikey... - Yeah... What is that. - Right click and put it on King. Yeah! - I've got swag now at five. Oh, how you doing? It's me with a yellowish hat. Yellow and Brown. It's a hoop hoop hippie hat. - Wait a minute. We can show him bone meal down the water slide. So all of the mobs drop some useful things like the, skeletons drop bones, so if you take that bone and... oh - Did I get the bone? - Well, the bone flew down the water slide Mark 10. (laughing) - Wait. Let's see. Does he do it again? Oh, Yup. So you can break bones into bone meal, and use bone meal to instantly grow your wheat. - This is a really slow, worse. - So take the bone meal and throw it in your crafting thing and it will make three bone meals. And then right-click the bone meal onto your crops. You have to use multiple bone meal to get them to full. There you go. Well, now you have full wheat. - Money in the bank. - John, Did you not just yell at me for making a Water slide and you now, are making a water slide? - I have a boat though. (laughing) - Wait, I wanna get in. Come here, come here! Wait, you just you're just... - Off to Nolan. - You're just, Now you're boating on the ground. - And this is a wild MNJ in his habitat. If you look to the left of the Safari. - Okay. Let's go mining. (laughing) - Are you ready to rumble? - Wait, do we have torches? - No. No, I am not. I have no idea what I am doing. I have nine pieces of bread, a stone sore. - Oh Mikey, no no, we have all this stuff at the, the burger King. - The Burger King? Excuse you! - First it's Reese's Pieces, now it's burger King? John! - Until they sponsor me, I can't say these things right. okay? - Oh yeah, we should say undisclosed burger restaurant. - I have I've called them Reese's pieces bef... (screaming) - First order of business is to make sure that the cameras... - No! Run. (inaudible / crosstalk) - There's so many. (screaming) Mickey help me. - Oh no! You told me to run. - Do you guys need me? - Yes. There were seven zombies. - For Narnia. - Okay guys I'm here, guys I'm here. - Oh Sean! After we did all the work, man yelled for Narnia, like he was someone was awkwardly holding the door open for him. (laughing) - He had to like slowly speed up. (scream) - That didn't sound good. I need more instructions. - I am digging Straight down. - No, no Jack no. You have so many valuable items. - Wait, It is safe down here. - You're just looking down. - How am I supposed to get down there though? - I have an idea. - Wait, I see it now it's glowing. - Aim for the boat. - Are you kidding me? But how do we get back up? - You have to just right click as you're falling down, right click the boat, and you won't take any damage. - This seems like a large risk dude. - But, but think of all the views. If you do hit it. - He's asking you to do like a professional, like fancy thing in Minecraft without telling you that is what it is. - Oh! He did it! What! (laughing) - Now we need John to do it. John. - You're going to get rid of it. If I grab it. - John, John, come on, come here. - But I hear a cave. I'm almost getting... - Yeah, but we are, we are at diamond level right now. - It's not diamonds, but I found a cave at diamond level. Over here, Mikey. - Oh, that's very big. Oh it's a big one too. There might be diamonds. I don't want to explore without you. - The boat's not even there anymore. John, I'm gonna put the boat down, you count down from three and I'll catch you. Just trust me. Okay? - I don't trust you. - I'm going to catch you, John. - I know part of me trusts you, - John. I'm going to catch you. I pr... John. I pinky promise, I will put the boat down. - Wait, no, I have an idea, Mikey. - No, John, for the views. John. - Mikey, this might be the last thing I ever said, - Okay, oh he has his own boat! He has his own boat. - Oh, Oh. - I was hoping that I killed you. Okay. - So we're just supposed to poke around and try and find, oh, that's lava. That seems dangerous. - We can just go put a boat and ride across it. - Define dangerous. - I don't believe you that boats work. - No, they don't. No, they don't. (laughter) - Are we going to have a bet to see who gets diamonds first? Who's the luckiest? - Okay. - It's not me. - Wait, is it this blue thing? - No way. - Did he find it? - No way. - Oh my God. He just found diamonds! The second I said it. Okay, let's not have a bet about who finds.... Oh my God! He literally found an eight diamond vein! - Oh my God. - Thank you. (laughing) - Wait no, give him back, c'mon give it back. - So a little bit of a break in the, the immersion, we are going to turn that diamond thing into a tik-tok for Mikey. Oh, absolutely. - Do you want, do you want the golden crown Mikey? - Yeah. - There. You go. - Oh, my pickax broke. John. - Jack. Where are you? I need to throw this pick-ark- guy. Pick, pick ax at... - You'll get there. - You. - I'm right here. Give me a pickax. There's a creeper behind you! - There's what? (screaming) (laughing) - What the hell! - Oh - I have to take out my sweatshirt. I'm sweating. (laughing) - Let's get in the boat. Let's ride off to the sunset. - Oh my God. (laughing) - Wait... reverse. - What is happening? - Wait, I have the boat. How did I end up with the boat? - Oh, it's fine. I've got another one. - Always have a backup boat. Rule number three of Minecraft. - Don't listen to that one. - Diamonds! I got two, I can make a hoe. - Wait, you only got two? - Okay. Listen here, mr.Privillege, not everybody finds eight! (laughing) - Did I spoil... Did I inadvertently spoil myself forever? - Yes, eight is the maximum amount of diamonds that you can find. (inaudible / crosstalk) - Oh, that's John. - John stop it, right now. - He's gonna shoot maybe. - Hey you fool, I have so many materials. Mikey, Mikey! You need to stop it. - Mikey you need to stop it. - Jack stop. - Thank you. (inaudible / crosstalk) - Should I go back to the surface and unload My diamonds? - Yes. So it's nighttime up here. - Yeah. I think if you two sleep, we should be fine. - Alight, guys remember fondly, I have an important mission. - What are you doing? - I'm going to work on our sleeping slide. - Oh My God I put decorations up on the side of it. - Wait, should I sleep though? - Oh, I guess we could sleep. Yeah, let's go to bed. (screaming) (laughs) - Where is it? Where is it? - Get inside, he can't attack us inside. - How many times I have to hit this enderman for it to die? - His head just came flying through the window. He's dead. - I have an ender pearl. - Should we have Mikey use it? - Yes. Yeah. - Oh, there's an enderman. (screaming) He is chasing me. - I have half a heart! - We're safe in here. I have half of a heart. What is..., why are they all angry at me? - He has a red band at the YMCA. He can't get the, I did it. Okay. I have an ender pearl now too, so I can show you how to do it. - Mikey, come up, come with me. We got to go to the top of this Hill. - So what we're gonna do is we're gonna look over there and you throw these things, but we're not going to throw it yet. So hold the ender pearl in your hand, look off into the distance at like a 45 degree angle, yell, hail ye and then right click. - Hail ye! - Ye. Boom! - Whoa, Whoa. - Yeah. They teleport you to wherever you, wherever you throw it. - It kind of hurt though. - Yeah, they hurt a little bit. Wait, there's a larva man. Whoa! Who is this? Whoa! - Who are you? - Whoa, what? - Can I kill him? - Wait, why did you do that, John? - Oh, they're spitting at you. - It doesn't hurt. - No, it does hurt. I saw you turn red. - Oh. - I'm back from the secret tunnel. - I'm really worried about what he's making, Jack doesn't always seem like a force for good - Watch out for a pressure plate. - Well, I told you he's making TNT Mikey. - I solemnly swear I have not crafted TNT yet. - The yet it is what really worries me. Also Mikey, what are you doing? - I was working on the farm. - You keep stalking me. Leave me alone. - I'm not stalking you. - No stop. Don't do it. - Wait no, I have to see it. - No stop! You don't... - TOP SECRET by Purplecliffe the Original. - Wait, can I read this book? - What's going to happen when I leave? - You die. - Wait, are you breaking my place? - No. - What are you doing? I'm.... - The consequences. - Wait, wait... Oh my God. Water! - Drown. - Wait, no! What are you doing? - Jackie? The conseque... I spelled, I spelled it conquest senses. - Why can't I mine anything? - You're getting killed by someone who's illiterate. (laughs) - Why couldn't I mine anything? - It's because I was drowning you. - He was murdering you. - What are those things? They're really staring at me. They're like gray faced men. - Oh no. That literally those are the ville.. The pillagers. Those are the guys that come to assassinate you with crossbows and war cries. I'm coming back. I'm already on my way. - Jack, It's, it's time. - I'm on my way, John. - There, they're not shooting at me. - They have a flag and I want it. I'm going to hang it. - I'm on my way. - I killed them. - No, John died. - Oh, well I killed them. - You have a house on this hill. - I'm working on it. - You're building a secret house without us? - Wow. Imagine having a secret area. - It's not a secret. It's very in the open. - We, we have a very important moment wrap. Please come to Wendy's. - Why did you want us to come to Wendy's? I'm here at Wendy's and nothing has happened. - I'm here, all right? Come down to the secret tunnel. You may have noticed, there is a addition to our secret tunnel. - What is this? - Reading! I want to spend my vacation at the library. - We have an enchanting table. We can enchant our stuff now with Lapis lazuli. - Okay. I have an enchanted diamond pickax. - I'm coming back. This is important. We have a journey to go on immediately after a day breaks. - We have two main objectives for this. All right? We're going to go to this new place, We may ransack it. It, it all depends. But our main goal is we want to bring two cows back. So I'm going to give you a thing and I'm going to have one and we're going to go over this way. - But you want to sharpen The sword. - Hit me once. - Oh my God. Okay. Yup. All right. You are the damage dealer. - Okay. - Sorry. - Here we are, another village where we're looking to see if they have any cows so we can steal them. - I see a cow. - So between our wheat farm and our future cow farm, we should never need food again. Hey, can you break a fence? One of those, fences and then put the fence right here? - Oh, thanks, I just need one. - Wait, we don't have to build an entire enclosure. - No. We just need one and then I can put him on the fence like that. - Oh, this seems inhumane. - Here we go. You do it, so you get the experience. Take the two week and then right-click the two cows. - Ah shoot I gotta... - look away. - Right click the two cows. - Yes. - You have to look away. - You don't want to watch them do the nasty. Okay. Look away. - Wait. You didn't look away. - Oh Mikey, Mikey! - Is that a chicken? I caught the chicken. I'm bringing it back to camp. Are you about to shoot my chicken? - No, - you're sick. - What's the chicken's name? - He just laid an egg! - What? Oh my God. - His first child! - Wait. Here. So there's a one in 10 chance, by throwing the egg at John, It'll make a baby chicken. - Oh, there's a baby cow. - Yeah. That's the, you didn't see that? You literally watched them. - Yeah. I saw them like making out. I didn't see the baby cow show up. - They weren't making out. - Well, can we breed them again? Let's see. Get two more wheat. - Don't let him watch Jack. - Yeah, don't look this time - What do I do with the chicken now? - Absolutely disgusting. - Don't look. Look away. - You looked again. - I love that boy. - Well, that's just push him in. There we go. - So what's the name of our whole chicken or is it just whole chicken? - I think it should be Jack. - Jack? - Oh no, the chicken got iron armor. - The chicken got out. How did the chicken get out? (upbeat music) - All right. Now you push them in. Oh, well that was easy. - I didn't even have to do that. - So we are looking for a desert temple. I think an even rare thing would be like an abandoned portal. Actually. Wait, let's do this. We can Tokyo drift. - Let me get to land. Let me get in. - This is so fun. - Do you guys think this is going to become.. Oh , wait! - Wait, - I can't see past your giant head. - Excuse you. - Oh, sorry. - Look, how, what, what is that? - It's a piece of the nether leaking into the overworld. - That doesn't seem safe. - We haven't found the pillagers yet though. - We killed them. We killed the three. - No, they have, they have a base. There's always one pillager based 500 blocks away from a village. - Oh. Whoa, Jack, what is that? - What is what? Wait, I just jumped off the cliff. - Look at where I'm facing. - Okay, one second. Ooh. It just loaded in. That's the pillagers. - Wait What? We found the pillagers? - What if it becomes nighttime? - Oh... - The sun's going down. - This this is war. - I think this might be a good time to fight them though. - Why? We don't have John's help? There's going to be monsters. - I found a Savannah. - Okay. I have angered one of them by accident. - God dang it. I see you a long way away. - I'm going for it. Fight me. Oh, I killed him. Let's go. - Wait, where are you? Oh, there you are. - Right here. Right here. - I found a village. - We've got bottles of enchantment. I got a crossbow. - Oh, there are potatoes too. - Reinforcements are here boys. - You snipe them, John and I will go fight. - Okay. - Wait, that's copyright DMCI. - What's the We shop Music? - No that's Mario. - I think we just stop with the music. - Yeah. - Dude. These creepers keep popping up behind me. - Check behind you. - Oh, you guys are really far away. - Oh no. Jack died - Oh, I'm here. I'm dying. Well, I will see you guys back at home bye. - What? - Oh, well, - John, what happened to the base? - So that was gonna be a surprise, but then things happened. All right, Mikey, we're making a daring escape okay? - Okay. - Run for your life. Every man for himself. - What? - Oh my God. There's like... There's eight of them! - Dude, should I come back and help? - You know what, no! - Oh my God. He's gonna go for it. Oh my God. He did it. He's a madman. - My, my gift to you remember the hut? - Yeah, the hut on the top of the Hill. - Yeah. That's that's yours. - Oh, there it is. - Here you go. - Okay, - I put a lot of blood, sweat and tears into this. - Okay. - You know, how we wanted, uhmm - Oh my God - There is a... - Oh there's a photo, - A framed diamond. It's a photo of a diamond. I did not steal a diamond. It's just, it's just a photo. I don't have a bed though. - Mikey, let's go down. - I have a bed. No buggy. Don't go. Don't go, I have a bed. (crosstalk) That was fun. - Let's do it again - Let's do it again. - Hold on. All three of us need to race. I call left. - Oh, wait, come back. - I corrected my course. No wait, now I'm stuck up here. (inaudible/ crosstalk) - Look at him (laughing) - Mike, are you doing man? - You fell of the water slide. - You're going backwards - I will make sure that... Wait, is it time to go to bed. Should I go to bed in my, in your new home? - Yeah, you absolutely can. - There's even a bunch of random items I've just left here for you. - All right. We're going to try the race one more time. - Oh my God. - Oh, it's going. (inaudible / crosstalk) - kill Joe that's cheating. - This is the worst. I can't control it at all. - Don't let it get there. - Oh, that's right. - It blew up. That was my pride and joy. - You can't let the creeper get into your head. You can't let the creeper get into your head. - Okay. I think it's time to go to bed everyone. - Yup. - All right.
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Length: 39min 41sec (2381 seconds)
Published: Wed Nov 18 2020
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