- Wait, I see now it's
glowing down there. - [Purplecliffe]
Aim for the boat. - Are you kidding me?
But how do I get back up? - [Purplecliffe]
You have to just right click as
you're falling down. Right click the boat and
you won't take any damage. - This seems like
a large risk, dude. - [Purplecliffe] But
think of all the views if you do hit it. [PokeMEN7] He's asking you
to do like a professional, like fancy thing in Minecraft without telling you
that is what it is. - [Purplecliffe]
Oh! He did it! What. (laughing) - Greetings, Pokefans. Michael here and
I am 25 years old and have been making
gaming-related videos for the last seven years, yet I have never played
Minecraft until today. I am joined by my
lovely friends, John AKA PokeMEN7 and
Jack AKA Purplecliffe, and today they're gonna teach
me how to play Minecraft. Say hello. - Hey, we're playing Minecraft. - God, you could've done
so much better than that. - But I could've done worse. - That's true. - I messed it up, sorry. (laughing) - What are you guys? Is that as Sceptile? - [John] Yeah. - Well, I'm so honored. - [John] You like it? - I do like it. - [John] Really? - Yeah, are you wearing
headphones, though? - [John] Yeah, of course.
Do you wear headphones? - I mean, yes-
- Right. - Sceptile doesn't - But I just want you
to feel more at home. - He's a monstrosity. (laughing) - Ouch! What the hell was that! - Why did you do that? - I, my bad - I saw that was you. - Why are you looking at me. Oh, no! - I have a bone.
Don't make me use it. - Wait, what's that
say right there? - That a bone? That
looks like a wrench. - What does that say? - I'm getting far away
from you before I read it. If you read this. - Hit the notification hit the
notification bell. (laughing) - Wait - Wait, wait John left the game? - Wait, no, wait, wait. No, this is important. Wait, alright wait. Jack. I can do this. (laughing) - Destroy the tree. (laughing) - Wait, what! Oh no. - What are you? Oh My God. It's it's almost as if you're
telling people to subscribe to my channel because less than
half of my viewers are not subscribed. I mean, no more than
half are not subscribed. - Mikey, if I could be, you
know, if you could paint me like one of your
French girls, what would. you want me to look like? - A giraffe. So I'm..... wow,
this is slow as heck it floats. Wait, why am I now
holding the tree block? Is that a village?
We have my God. - We have phase two of
stone. We took too long. It's turning nighttime. - Is nighttime bad? - Yeah! So surviving your first night
of Minecraft is always every nine-year-old's challenge. - We don't have any weapons. - I have weapons - I've got us crafting table. - Wait, you do have weapons. Wait, craft? What? Oh, it's a box. Well, they're all boxes. - John. Why are you.... Why are you a giraffe
with a Santa Claus hat? - He told me to
become a giraffe. - Yeah, but I never
specified the Santa hat. So that's just going above and
beyond. Do you have a tie?. - What is that blue
down your front? - It's drool. - Wait, wait. Did he just kill you? - Yeah, I thought it
was protecting Mikey. Hey, I found...
- Why did you kill me? - I found this wooden sword
on the ground near dead, John's dead body. - Oh, but how do I pick it up? Oh, wait, it's gone. Hello sheep. Ha ha. I killed a sheep. My first murder. - You've Won Minecraft.
There you go. - This may jinx us, but like it's nighttime
and we're doing fine. - Oh God you did
not just say that. Our, our main goal
right now is to not die. Cause it's like you. - Wait, if you go
down to the village will the village be safe? Oh. - Yes. They have a protector
and there's a giant iron golem. - How did you get here so
much faster? Is there a, is there a sprint
button? Oh it is... - Oh no! What! - They are after us. - What is that? - Oh God, its a zombie invasion. - I can do this. I can make
up for all of my bad skins. - I killed something. - Where's the iron
Golem. Mikey.. - Escape. Oh I hit
escape. This is a creeper. - Oh! - What was that? - That was a creeper. - John, I need help. - Oh my God. Wait
there's a lot of 'em. - There's two of
them, John help. - Wait should we? (laughing) - Jack? - Jack is no more. - It's just us. - Oh God, what is
after you Mikey? No Mikey, no! No! - I respond I'm alive again.
I don't have anything. Wait, I don't even
know where I am. Whoa, wait, how did
I get back up here? - What is that? Oh, that's like spider
with a glowing face. - It's fine. I'll save you. ♪ Nobody told me Minecraft
was a horror game ♪ - Yeah, it's a horror game. - Could somebody
explain to me what the turkey legs are on the right? Oh! That's your food bar. - There's an easier
way to get food. - Food, hunger. You just gotta die. Whoa. I have overstayed. - Here is a sword. - Guys you're supposed to
be teaching me the game not having a civil war. - Okay. Okay. Oh, the spider, there is so many things. - When will the night
end, oh hey a pickax. - Jack he needs help - Coming. - There's a giant spider. Oh, I'm dead. - Jack you made all
these signs to subscribe and use the love. They can't subscribe
to a dead man. - Mikey you're in a sandbox
where you can do every, anything, everything. What,
what do you want to do and we will tell
you how to do it. - Not suffer through the night. - I don't... like make
a house hide somewhere. - I don't know. Just like make myself not
completely useless in battle. - Oh, so get armor. Oh, there's armor in this game? - Yes. Okay. Well what do I do? - We have to mine. We have
to go on an expedition. - Oh, also we can, we can, I'm gonna kill this
villager and steal his bed. - Wait, that seems immoral - Wait, is that the one
that killed me as a zombie? - Come back here
you piece of crap. - Yeah. Let's get
him. Get him. Get him. - He's dead. - Are you sure this game
is for... no, he's not. - No, that is the monocle one. - No, don't attack them. - The... John, there's an
iron golem right there. - Oh, wait, Whoa
what is that thing? - I'm gonna kill it. (screaming and laughing) - Run Mikey, run. - Okay. So this is, this
is our home base, Mikey. - This is our new little... - Wow this is a...
this is a base? This is a closet. - Harry Potter
started in a closet and he went on to share it. - So once it's nighttime,
we're sleeping in the bed. 'Cause this is our home and I
refuse to hear anything else. - All right. Can we all
fit in that one bed though? It's going to get
kind of cuddly. - Are we putting our Minecraft
beds next to each other? - No, we're just sharing one. - This is a Christian
Minecraft server. No bed sharing until marriage. I'm getting a, what
am I even getting? What is this? All right. - Don't worry guys. I'm
making a cobblestone. - I... am the snow white of bovine. - What! - They call me Ronald McDonald. - Oh hi there. - John that is the ugliest
hut I've ever seen. - Humble beginnings, Jack. - Oh, we have a lovely overhang. - Yeah. - John, your house
looks like a McDonald's play place from the 90's. I have a prettier
house than yours. - That is a hillside jail. - Hi. Welcome to Wendy's. (laughing) - Thank you. I
will have the nap. - I've got mutton and raw beef. - How do we cook? - What would you like? You,
you give me back my bed. - Oh My God. He didn't
even have it you fool. Are you dumb or stupid? - Did you kill him? - I didn't even have his
bed I think you have it. - Wait, I, how could I have it? - Did you steal it? Wait, what the hell? - I need to murder two people. - No, I don't know where
I got this bed. - Wait guys it's nighttime. The whole point of the beds is
to get rid of this you fool. - Okay? Here's your bed,
here's your bed. Have it back. - Wait, how do I, where do
I, where do I put the bed? - Back at the Wendy's? - If you want to put it
in the Wendy's you could put it in the Wendy's. - Back in the back
in the Wendy's. (inaudible / crosstalk) - Wait, can we put our
Minecraft beds together? - Oh, you're killing me. - How do I, what do I do? Right click. Oh, I'm on the bed. Bam. Wait time. - Now sit. Get out of my hut. There we go. - John, why are you
breaking my house? - Well, this is now
the mining house. - Oh my God. - You weren't helping enough so now I've
commandeered your house. It's now a tutorial place. - That is kind of the
point of of this.(laughing) - Oh, golden rule
number one of Minecraft, never dig straight down. - Oh yeah I've seen
videos of people digging straight down and then plummeting to their doom. - So that's the first thing
you've said where it's like, Oh yeah, I know that. What other things do you
know about this game? - I know larva hurts. - Okay. Okay. Okay. That's good. - Wait there's some
torches right here. - Wait, what? - Where, what? Just sitt'n outside my... Oh my God, we could just
steal them from the village. - Well, we steal...
- How do we steal them?ú I stole it. - Oh no. John get
to the Wendy's. - Why? What's that noise? - It's a cave. And there
are a lot of zombies. - I'm running back
up the stairs. - Wait, what should
I, what should I do? I need more explicit
instruction. - Yeah. I'm coming over. Mikey. Actually can you get
some wood? Mikey? Can you just like collect? Like just beat up
some trees. Hey Jack, how angry would you
be? If I made a, a tunnel from the Wendy's
to the terrible shack. - Not mad at all. Let's do it. Nice. - Okay. I'm stuck. I've
stolen this person's roof. - There we go Mikey. - Let's go. That's
what we like to hear. Minecraft is about pillaging. - The sun. The sun
is starting to set. The sun is starting to set. - Come back to our home,
we're making a tunnel. ♪ Secret tunnel
through the mountain, ♪ ♪ through the Wendy's ♪ - Mikey, do you have the
wood that I asked you? Yeah, I've got
quite a lot of wood. - Oh, nice. All right. So we're going
to teach you how to make... - Woo. - We're going to teach
you how to make a ladder so we can get Jack back
'cause we made a, a tunnel. - Wait, what?
Where's the tunnel? - Hello? Hi I'm the Underminer - Underminer, jump down here with me. - Is that a good idea? Yes. - Do you have ladders?
I, I made some ladders. - All right. This is our,
this is the secret tunnel. - Okay. - ♪Secret tunnel ♪ Secret tunnel
through the Wendy's. Hey, why are there not more
signs that say secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel? - I do not have enough ladders. - Jack. I want a,
I want a window. - I need to get sand, but
it's very scary outside. - John come here. - Okay. ♪Three lovers, forbidden
from one another. ♪ ♪Secret tunnel, secret tunnel
through the Wendy's secrets. ♪ ♪ Secret tunnel. ♪ - Tunnel. - Oh, wait, what are you doing? (inaudible / crosstalk) - Yeah. Why don't we
have a secret tunnel and we leave our doors open and we're literally
right next door. - Okay. Now I eat. - Excuse you. - Wait, what did I do? - You smacked me
with a baguette. - I was just trying to eat it. - We, we ... Are we stupid? - I completely forgot
that Mikey was famous. - One second. - Wait - What? - Mikey? I'm sorry, man. I, I thought I was
giving you the, you know, the Minecraft
welcome you deserved, but I completely forgot that
you were famous and you had a bunch of kids
watching your stuff. - Wait, where is this
going? where are you John? Oh my go... wait how
did you make that? - It's an MandJTV skin. - No, wait, wait, hold on. Is that just in the game? - No someone made it.
One of your fans made it. - Wait how did you find
it? (inaudible / crosstalk) - There's multiple. Yeah. - Wait, can I put one on? - You're Steve. - You're Steve. - I live in JTV today. - You're Steve. - Oh. - And you'll see yourself. Yeah. - I look like... I am looking rough with
this arrow in my neck. - What the hell is that? What is that? There's
like a tall, like, it looks like venom. - Don't look at him. - What do you mean
don't look at him? - Don't Look at him! Oh wait. No, no. Mikey,
where are you doing? - I don't know.
- Don't do it. - Those are Endermen
based off of slender man. If you look at them,
they murder you. Do you know what slender man is? Yes I know slender man is... why are there so many things
in this cute block game that can kill you. They also teleport
into your home, - Oh they also
teleport in your homes steal your blocks and run away. Wait, do we wanna on the
Wendy's mining adventure? - What? We need
to get food, Jack. God Jack focus. (laughing) - Brandon. Oh, I need three
wheats and I only have two. I've got lots of wheat
seeds though. How do I, how do I use those? - Would you like
to become a farmer? - I'm... sure. - So you can make a, like a hoe and then you can like, come on, hey. (laughing) - Rule number two of Minecraft. Never use your
diamonds on a hoe. - Don't listen. - It's every...
everyone knows that. - That, that took me longer
than I care to admit, to understand. - That's a legitimately, a famous Minecraft thing because
a hoe is the most useless tool . - Okay. (laughing) - So... you don't want
to use diamonds on it. You want to use iris. Oh boy. - Wait, hold on, hold on . Oh... I think I understand. - Where's the skeleton. I hear it. Is there a cave underneath us? There is. Wait I'm I'm breaking the rule. I'm digging down. Oh no. - What is happening?
Why are you? What are you doing?
Why are you climbing? - I have the high ground. - Oh, my brand does
not go that far. - Why are you not
watering your crops? - I don't know how! I
didn't... I was about to die. - Jack get some advice you fool. - You guys are supposed to
teach me how to play this game. - I thought, I thought
that was John's farm. I'm sorry. - No, this is
Mikey's humble farm. - Well, we can't, we
can't build a farm without water buckets. - Well I could reroute the
water from this waterfall to it? - Oh, well I could
have made you a bucket, but I made a crown instead. - Thanks Jack. - Okay. Now down another
one. Wait, we've got this. This is a system. This is
how Rome was built in a day. We're good at this. - Yes. I'm contributing so much. - All right. I'm going watch... - Mikey, Mikey, do you
have a weapon on you? - Yes. I have a wooden sword. - Alright follow
me. We're gonna go kill Woodland critters. - Oh, no. - All right. I'm good with that. - We kind of failed
at an Aqua duct, but it's a pretty
cool water slide. - Okay. - I love how you say water - Okay. Everyone makes fun of me. - Wait, but how do
I even find you? How do you... - I see you, Steve. Steve over here, Steve. - Oh my God. This
view. It's beautiful. It is majestic. Is
that a pig out here? Oh, pigs. Mikey,
kill one of the pigs. I'm going, I'm going to smack the little... What's up? - Wait. No. Don't... - what is that? It's a cat. - Can we eat cat? - Oh my God. I hope not. - I would not want to eat cat. - Who, who was shooting
a bow and arrow at us. Is that Jack? Yes, it was 'coz I
picked up the arrows. Jack is somewhere. - Robin hood is out there. Run! Run King John. Run. - This is like those
movies where it's like hunting people for sport? I might get that one. Wait no, come back. Where'd you go? Oh my God, these trees.
It's so weird. A cow. - Mikey.so you can
make leather armor out of the leather you get, and then you can dye
it different colors. This is not as
exciting as it sounds. - You made that sounds so hyped. - Nikki gets really excited
about the leather armor. - Alright. I think
we should go back. I've killed a lot of animals, - Wait, there's wheat
seeds raining upon me. - I'd imagine that means
Jack is behind you. - More. Ooh. Ooh. I'm like a, I'm like a pigeon. You're feeding me in the park. - Mikey. - Yeah. - Don't worry.
When you come back, I have a present for you. - Okay I'm here. Where are you? - Oh, don't worry. I'll
come through the tunnel, Mikey... - Yeah... What is that. - Right click and
put it on King. Yeah! - I've got swag now at five. Oh, how you doing? It's me with a yellowish hat. Yellow and Brown. It's a hoop hoop hippie hat. - Wait a minute. We can show him bone meal
down the water slide. So all of the mobs
drop some useful things like the, skeletons drop bones, so if you take
that bone and... oh - Did I get the bone? - Well, the bone flew down
the water slide Mark 10. (laughing) - Wait. Let's see.
Does he do it again? Oh, Yup. So you can break
bones into bone meal, and use bone meal to
instantly grow your wheat. - This is a really slow, worse. - So take the bone meal and
throw it in your crafting thing and it will make
three bone meals. And then right-click the
bone meal onto your crops. You have to use multiple bone
meal to get them to full. There you go. Well, now
you have full wheat. - Money in the bank. - John, Did you
not just yell at me for making a Water slide and you now, are
making a water slide? - I have a boat though. (laughing)
- Wait, I wanna get in. Come here, come here! Wait, you just you're just... - Off to Nolan. - You're just, Now you're boating
on the ground. - And this is a wild
MNJ in his habitat. If you look to the
left of the Safari. - Okay. Let's go mining. (laughing) - Are you ready to rumble?
- Wait, do we have torches? - No. No, I am not. I have
no idea what I am doing. I have nine pieces of bread, a stone sore. - Oh Mikey, no no, we have
all this stuff at the, the burger King. - The Burger King? Excuse you! - First it's Reese's Pieces,
now it's burger King? John! - Until they sponsor me, I
can't say these things right. okay? - Oh yeah, we should say
undisclosed burger restaurant. - I have I've called them
Reese's pieces bef... (screaming) - First order of business is to make sure that the cameras... - No! Run. (inaudible / crosstalk) - There's so many. (screaming) Mickey help me. - Oh no! You told me to run. - Do you guys need me? - Yes. There were seven zombies. - For Narnia. - Okay guys I'm here, guys I'm here. - Oh Sean! After we
did all the work, man yelled for Narnia, like he was someone
was awkwardly holding the door open for him. (laughing) - He had to like
slowly speed up. (scream) - That didn't sound good.
I need more instructions. - I am digging Straight down. - No, no Jack no. You have so many valuable items. - Wait, It is safe down here. - You're just looking down. - How am I supposed to
get down there though? - I have an idea. - Wait, I see it
now it's glowing. - Aim for the boat. - Are you kidding me? But
how do we get back up? - You have to just right click as you're falling down,
right click the boat, and you won't take any damage. - This seems like
a large risk dude. - But, but think of all the
views. If you do hit it. - He's asking you to
do like a professional, like fancy thing in Minecraft without telling you
that is what it is. - Oh! He did it! What! (laughing) - Now we need John
to do it. John. - You're going to get
rid of it. If I grab it. - John, John, come
on, come here. - But I hear a cave.
I'm almost getting... - Yeah, but we are, we are
at diamond level right now. - It's not diamonds, but I found a cave
at diamond level. Over here, Mikey. - Oh, that's very big.
Oh it's a big one too. There might be diamonds. I don't want to
explore without you. - The boat's not
even there anymore. John, I'm gonna
put the boat down, you count down from
three and I'll catch you. Just trust me. Okay? - I don't trust you. - I'm going to catch you, John. - I know part of me trusts you, - John. I'm going to catch you. I pr... John. I pinky promise, I will put the boat down. - Wait, no, I have
an idea, Mikey. - No, John, for the views. John. - Mikey, this might be the
last thing I ever said, - Okay, oh he has his own
boat! He has his own boat. - Oh, Oh. - I was hoping
that I killed you. Okay. - So we're just supposed to
poke around and try and find, oh, that's lava. That seems dangerous. - We can just go put a
boat and ride across it. - Define dangerous. - I don't believe
you that boats work. - No, they don't.
No, they don't. (laughter) - Are we going to have a bet
to see who gets diamonds first? Who's the luckiest? - Okay. - It's not me. - Wait, is it this blue thing? - No way. - Did he find it? - No way. - Oh my God. He
just found diamonds! The second I said it. Okay, let's not have a
bet about who finds.... Oh my God! He literally
found an eight diamond vein! - Oh my God. - Thank you. (laughing) - Wait no, give him
back, c'mon give it back. - So a little bit
of a break in the, the immersion, we are going
to turn that diamond thing into a tik-tok for Mikey. Oh, absolutely. - Do you want, do you want
the golden crown Mikey? - Yeah. - There. You go. - Oh, my pickax broke. John. - Jack. Where are you? I need to throw
this pick-ark- guy. Pick, pick ax at... - You'll get there. - You. - I'm right here. Give me a pickax. There's a creeper behind you! - There's what? (screaming) (laughing) - What the hell! - Oh - I have to take out my
sweatshirt. I'm sweating. (laughing) - Let's get in the boat.
Let's ride off to the sunset. - Oh my God. (laughing) - Wait... reverse. - What is happening? - Wait, I have the boat. How did I end up with the boat? - Oh, it's fine.
I've got another one. - Always have a backup boat. Rule number three of Minecraft. - Don't listen to that one. - Diamonds! I got two, I can make a hoe. - Wait, you only got two? - Okay. Listen
here, mr.Privillege, not everybody finds eight! (laughing) - Did I spoil...
Did I inadvertently
spoil myself forever? - Yes, eight is
the maximum amount of diamonds that you can find. (inaudible / crosstalk) - Oh, that's John. - John stop it, right now. - He's gonna shoot maybe. - Hey you fool, I have
so many materials. Mikey, Mikey! You need to stop it. - Mikey you need to stop it. - Jack stop. - Thank you. (inaudible / crosstalk) - Should I go back to the
surface and unload My diamonds? - Yes. So it's
nighttime up here. - Yeah. I think if you two
sleep, we should be fine. - Alight, guys remember fondly,
I have an important mission. - What are you doing? - I'm going to work
on our sleeping slide. - Oh My God I put decorations
up on the side of it. - Wait, should I sleep though? - Oh, I guess we could sleep. Yeah, let's go to bed. (screaming) (laughs) - Where is it? Where is it? - Get inside, he can't
attack us inside. - How many times I have to hit
this enderman for it to die? - His head just came
flying through the window. He's dead. - I have an ender pearl. - Should we have Mikey use it? - Yes. Yeah. - Oh, there's an enderman. (screaming) He is chasing me. - I have half a heart! - We're safe in here. I have half of a heart. What is..., why are
they all angry at me? - He has a red band at the
YMCA. He can't get the, I did it. Okay. I have an
ender pearl now too, so I can show you how to do it. - Mikey, come up, come with me. We got to go to the
top of this Hill. - So what we're gonna do is we're gonna look over there
and you throw these things, but we're not going
to throw it yet. So hold the ender
pearl in your hand, look off into the distance
at like a 45 degree angle, yell, hail ye and
then right click. - Hail ye! - Ye. Boom! - Whoa, Whoa. - Yeah. They teleport you to wherever you,
wherever you throw it. - It kind of hurt though. - Yeah, they hurt a little bit. Wait, there's a larva man. Whoa! Who is this? Whoa! - Who are you? - Whoa, what? - Can I kill him? - Wait, why did
you do that, John? - Oh, they're spitting at you. - It doesn't hurt. - No, it does hurt.
I saw you turn red. - Oh. - I'm back from
the secret tunnel. - I'm really worried
about what he's making, Jack doesn't always seem
like a force for good - Watch out for
a pressure plate. - Well, I told you
he's making TNT Mikey. - I solemnly swear I
have not crafted TNT yet. - The yet it is what
really worries me. Also Mikey, what are you doing? - I was working on the farm. - You keep stalking me. Leave me alone. - I'm not stalking you. - No stop. Don't do it. - Wait no, I have to see it. - No stop! You don't... - TOP SECRET by
Purplecliffe the Original. - Wait, can I read this book? - What's going to
happen when I leave? - You die. - Wait, are you
breaking my place? - No. - What are you doing? I'm.... - The consequences. - Wait, wait... Oh my God. Water! - Drown. - Wait, no! What are you doing? - Jackie? The conseque... I spelled, I spelled
it conquest senses. - Why can't I mine anything? - You're getting killed by
someone who's illiterate. (laughs) - Why couldn't I mine anything? - It's because I
was drowning you. - He was murdering you. - What are those things? They're really staring at me. They're like gray faced men. - Oh no. That literally
those are the ville.. The pillagers. Those are the guys that
come to assassinate you with crossbows and war cries. I'm coming back. I'm
already on my way. - Jack, It's, it's time. - I'm on my way, John. - There, they're
not shooting at me. - They have a flag
and I want it. I'm going to hang it. - I'm on my way. - I killed them. - No, John died. - Oh, well I killed them. - You have a house on this hill. - I'm working on it. - You're building a
secret house without us? - Wow. Imagine
having a secret area. - It's not a secret.
It's very in the open. - We, we have a very
important moment wrap. Please come to Wendy's. - Why did you want us
to come to Wendy's? I'm here at Wendy's and
nothing has happened. - I'm here, all right? Come down to the secret tunnel. You may have noticed, there is a addition to our secret tunnel. - What is this? - Reading! I want to spend my
vacation at the library. - We have an enchanting table. We can enchant our stuff
now with Lapis lazuli. - Okay. I have an
enchanted diamond pickax. - I'm coming back. This is important. We have a journey to go on
immediately after a day breaks. - We have two main
objectives for this. All right? We're going
to go to this new place, We may ransack it.
It, it all depends. But our main goal is we
want to bring two cows back. So I'm going to give you a thing and I'm going to have
one and we're going to go over this way. - But you want to
sharpen The sword. - Hit me once. - Oh my God. Okay.
Yup. All right. You are the damage dealer. - Okay. - Sorry. - Here we are, another village where we're looking to
see if they have any cows so we can steal them. - I see a cow. - So between our wheat farm
and our future cow farm, we should never need food again. Hey, can you break a fence? One of those, fences and then
put the fence right here? - Oh, thanks, I just need one. - Wait, we don't have to
build an entire enclosure. - No. We just need one and
then I can put him on the fence like that. - Oh, this seems inhumane. - Here we go. You do it,
so you get the experience. Take the two week and then
right-click the two cows. - Ah shoot I gotta... - look away. - Right click the two cows. - Yes.
- You have to look away. - You don't want to
watch them do the nasty. Okay. Look away. - Wait. You didn't look away. - Oh Mikey, Mikey! - Is that a chicken?
I caught the chicken. I'm bringing it back to camp. Are you about to
shoot my chicken? - No, - you're sick. - What's the chicken's name? - He just laid an egg! - What? Oh my God. - His first child! - Wait. Here. So there's a
one in 10 chance, by throwing the egg at John, It'll make a baby chicken. - Oh, there's a baby cow. - Yeah. That's the,
you didn't see that? You literally watched them. - Yeah. I saw them
like making out. I didn't see the
baby cow show up. - They weren't making out. - Well, can we breed
them again? Let's see. Get two more wheat. - Don't let him watch Jack. - Yeah, don't look this time - What do I do with
the chicken now? - Absolutely disgusting. - Don't look. Look away. - You looked again. - I love that boy. - Well, that's just push him in. There we go. - So what's the name
of our whole chicken or is it just whole chicken? - I think it should be Jack. - Jack? - Oh no, the chicken
got iron armor. - The chicken got out. How
did the chicken get out? (upbeat music) - All right. Now you push them
in. Oh, well that was easy. - I didn't even have to do that. - So we are looking
for a desert temple. I think an even rare
thing would be like an abandoned portal. Actually. Wait, let's do this. We can Tokyo drift. - Let me get to
land. Let me get in. - This is so fun. - Do you guys think this
is going to become.. Oh , wait! - Wait, - I can't see past
your giant head. - Excuse you. - Oh, sorry. - Look, how, what, what is that? - It's a piece of the nether
leaking into the overworld. - That doesn't seem safe. - We haven't found the
pillagers yet though. - We killed them.
We killed the three. - No, they have,
they have a base. There's always one pillager
based 500 blocks away from a village. - Oh. Whoa, Jack, what is that? - What is what? Wait, I just jumped
off the cliff. - Look at where I'm facing. - Okay, one second.
Ooh. It just loaded in. That's the pillagers. - Wait What? We found the pillagers? - What if it becomes nighttime? - Oh... - The sun's going down. - This this is war. - I think this might be a good
time to fight them though. - Why? We don't have John's help? There's going to be monsters. - I found a Savannah. - Okay. I have angered one
of them by accident. - God dang it. I see you a long way away. - I'm going for it. Fight me. Oh, I killed him. Let's go. - Wait, where are you? Oh, there you are. - Right here. Right here. - I found a village. - We've got bottles
of enchantment. I got a crossbow. - Oh, there are potatoes too. - Reinforcements are here boys. - You snipe them, John and I will go fight. - Okay. - Wait, that's copyright DMCI. - What's the We shop Music? - No that's Mario. - I think we just
stop with the music. - Yeah. - Dude. These creepers
keep popping up behind me. - Check behind you. - Oh, you guys are
really far away. - Oh no. Jack died - Oh, I'm here. I'm dying. Well, I will see you
guys back at home bye. - What? - Oh, well, - John, what
happened to the base? - So that was gonna
be a surprise, but then things happened. All right, Mikey, we're making a
daring escape okay? - Okay. - Run for your life. Every man for himself. - What? - Oh my God. There's like... There's eight of them! - Dude, should I
come back and help? - You know what, no! - Oh my God. He's
gonna go for it. Oh my God. He did
it. He's a madman. - My, my gift to you
remember the hut? - Yeah, the hut on
the top of the Hill. - Yeah. That's that's yours. - Oh, there it is. - Here you go. - Okay, - I put a lot of blood,
sweat and tears into this. - Okay. - You know, how we wanted, uhmm - Oh my God - There is a... - Oh there's a photo, - A framed diamond. It's a photo of a diamond. I did not steal a diamond. It's just, it's just a photo. I don't have a bed though. - Mikey, let's go down. - I have a bed. No buggy. Don't go. Don't go, I have a bed. (crosstalk) That was fun. - Let's do it again - Let's do it again. - Hold on. All three
of us need to race. I call left. - Oh, wait, come back. - I corrected my course. No wait, now I'm stuck up here. (inaudible/ crosstalk) - Look at him (laughing) - Mike, are you doing man? - You fell of the water slide. - You're going backwards - I will make sure that...
Wait, is it time to go to bed. Should I go to bed in my, in your new home? - Yeah, you absolutely can. - There's even a
bunch of random items I've just left here for you. - All right. We're going to
try the race one more time. - Oh my God. - Oh, it's going. (inaudible / crosstalk) - kill Joe that's cheating. - This is the worst. I can't control it at all. - Don't let it get there. - Oh, that's right. - It blew up. That
was my pride and joy. - You can't let the
creeper get into your head. You can't let the creeper
get into your head. - Okay. I think it's time
to go to bed everyone. - Yup. - All right.
The first time he was like "wait why are we killing them isn't that a bit unethical" "oh wait THAT'S THE VILLAGER THAT KILLED ME AS A ZOMBIE KILL HIM" bruh it's so sad
Michael can be a cruel man
Let's tell him how to really play.