- [John] Hi, Mikey. Now you're gonna have to-
- I have it. - [John] Light the portal. And so we are not
gonna tell you how, So good luck. - Light the portal? - [John] Yep. (everyone laughing) Greetings, Poke Fans or
I guess Mine fans now. I don't know. I'm back with the
more Minecraft. My second time playing. You guys loved my
first time playing. So I'm back for more. Once again with John AKA PokeMEN7 and
Jack, AKA Purplecliffe. And the goal for today's video is to
reach the Nether regions, which isn't that
everyone's goal in life? Sorry. Why didn't either of
you laugh at that? (John and Jack laughing) - [Jack] Okay, I'll
request that $20 you said you would give me for laughing. - I hate you so much, Jack. - [John] Jack to the Discord. Jack to the Discord, he's
not going to pay now. Where are you? - Yeah, where are you?
- He hasn't seen it yet. - [Jack] Wait... - Seen what? - [Jack] Why do you
guys look the same? - Oh yeah, that's
right I ... ow. - [John] Wait, did
you steal my skin? - Yeah, I did that
off camera last night. - Wow.
- Dude that's mine. - [Jack] Mikey, Why
did you steal his skin? - [John] That's my identity. - [Jack] This is-
- [John] Well... - I forgot, okay?
- Finders, keepers. - All right, all right. - [Jack] You have
an M on the hat... - Is that a flag? - [Jack] ...and
an M on the back. That's the M in Pokemen. (John gasping) - [John] That is true. - All right, all right,
all right, all right. Remind me how to get
a new skin, I forgot. - [John] Wait a minute. How'd that get there? - Oh, my... It's beautiful. - [Jack] John, did
you build this? - [John] No, did you build this? Oh god, Mikey. What did you do? - [Jack] Yo Mikey,
did you build this? - Obviously. (Jack laughing) - [John] One of
you goobers did it. - [Jack] No, you
just said obviously. clearly stating you did this. - [John] Is that an
upside down W for Wendy's? - [Jack] Wumbo? (laughing) - Oh, how nice. Why is there one
purple dot there? - [Jack] Hey, listen,
let me have my moment. Yeah, I want one purple
thing on it to represent me. Wait, why is this here? That's weird. - [John] What? - [Jack] Dude, what's this? - Oh?
- Wait. Secrets, secret... Wait, how do I go
down the ladder again? God, dang it. Wait... Whoa, wait. This goes so deep. - [Jack] That's what she said. (laughing) - How am I still falling? I've been falling
for 30 minutes. - [Jack] Subscribe. Hit the sub button. - [John] Okay, yeah. Now you gotta go
all the way back up. - [Jack] No, is John
breaking the ladder? - I don't have any of my stuff. I left it all in my house. - [Jack] John, Let us out. - [John] You have
the ladder pieces. - I'm coming for Jack's booty. - [John] Did you get the ladder? Are we stuck? - John? Please let us out. - [John] You guys
have the ladder? - No, I don't. - [Jack] Oh. - [John] I hid it down
there to you guys. - [Jack] I had the ladder. - [John] It's a team
building exercise. - Wait, you just... Jack. Jack. - [Jack] Alright,
lesson one today. Get out of the hole. (John laughing) - I have no... God, god... - [Jack] Oh my god, there's a... (laughing) - Hey, he did it.
- I got it. (everyone cheering) - Yeah. - [John] Dude, come on. - Okay. I'll change my skin. Remind me how to do that. So I updated my skin. Do I have to disconnect
from the game to update it? - [John] Yes. - It worked. - Oh.
- It worked. - [Jack] Hey, John's
smarter than I am. - Look at me. Wait, where are either of you? - [Jack] Oh, we're mining. - But I need to show you myself. - [John] Jack, I found-
- Oh, sh... - [John] What? - I tried to eat my bread
and I broke a window. (laughing) - [Jack] Hey, that's when you hit me with
your baguette last time. - How do you-
- You gotta right click. - [John] What window? - It was a window, like,
in the house you made me. (John gasping) - Michael. - I'm sorry I... It's hard to remember
how to use my hands. I was just trying to
eat because I'm hungry. What button do you click to eat? You left the game? (John laughing) - Right click,
that's the problem. Wait, they left the call? I'm so alone. Hi, welcome back douche canoes. (Jack laughing) - [Jack] Douche canoe? Oh, gone... - And it left it again. This is a giant disaster. I just wanted to show them
my fun skin that I acquired. (Jack laughing) - [Jack] I'm crying. - Why are you crying? - [John] Because you're
hurting my feelings. - [Jack] He's hurting
our feelings... okay. The joke's over,
the joke's over. - The vid is dead. (Jack laughing) - [Jack] Jesus Christ. I found eight diamonds. - [John] Oh, let's go. - [Jack] This is the
best day of my life. - [John] Oh boy. - Wait to go Jack. Welcome to the club. - [Jack] I'm so... - Yeah.
This is a dead end. - Oh, no it's not. - [Jack] Okay, I'm coming back. - Where are you guys? (Jack screaming) (laughing) - [John] Jack. - [Jack] My diamonds. - Wait, you fell in the
lava and lost your diamonds. - [Jack] No. (Jack wailing) - [John] I told you we
shouldn't have invited him. (laughing) - [John] I broke a block and it was lava underneath. Lesson number four of Minecraft, don't go near lava
with your diamonds. - Oh, wait. There's Jack. Wait, Jack. You wanna see my skin? - [Jack] Oh, oh, oh... Look down, look down. - What? Why do I
have to look down? - [Jack] Don't move. - What do I do? - [Jack] Okay, there
you go. There you go. - Oh, thank you. Can you see my skin? It's dark now. It's me. Hell yeah, boys. - [John] Oh, that's... Oh, it's so good. - But I also-
- That's a word for it, John. - [Jack] Oh, more diamonds. This is the best day of my life. (laughing) Hi, there's diamonds over here. Marvel in their majesty. - [John] Dude, you gotta
be way more excited about the diamonds. - [Jack] Diamonds, diamonds. Don't dig down. (John laughing) - [John] Again. - [Jack] Oh, Redstone, when you punch it, it glows. - [John] Do you
glow if I punch you? - [Jack] Okay,
John, listen here. Bullying is a serious thing. - [John] But I
didn't say bullying. I said bullying you. - [Jack] Michael,
he's being mean to me. - John, there's no bullying in this Christian
Minecraft server. - [John] Jack says
he's gotten banned from multiple Christian
Minecraft servers. - [Jack] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Just airing out the dirty
laundry here, aren't we? - [Jack] Okay. - More iron. - [Jack] John liked to peg girls in the face with dodge balls. I said it. - That is not where I thought
that sentence was going. - [John] Yeah, I was so upset. I was like, my god, Jack,
what is happening here? - What is that stuff? That stuff's really hard. - [Jack] Is it... (laughing) - [John] Is it black? (laughing) It's like a... Very, yeah... I mean it's not quite black. It's like a variety
of dark gray colors. - [Jack] Oh, he went
down to bedrock. - Oh. - [Jack] I thought he was
talking about obsidian. - [Jack] Yeah, bedrock
you can't break. - Oh, this is just like- - [Jack] That's the
bottom of the world. - Oh, I have reached the Nether. Look at me. I'm incredible. You guys said this would be bad. This is fine. - [Jack] Can we take that clip and play it once we
get into the Nether? - [John] Oh yeah,
that should be- (Jack laughing) - [John] Go back in time. - [Jack] This is the
intro of our video. This won't be bad. Cuts to us going, ahhh in the middle of getting
chased by flying monsters. Guys, I had Hot Cheetos for breakfast and my
fingers were still orange when I recorded my video today and people noticed
it in the comments. (laughing) - [John] Jack, I don't know if I can
associate with you. - [Jack] Hello? - Hello? - [Jack] Right here.
- Yeah. - [Jack] So what we're gonna do, you pick a side, we're
gonna mine four blocks and if someone finds
diamonds, they win. All right? Pick a side. Right or left? - I'll take my left. - [Jack] Okay,
I'll take my right. Wait... - No. - [Jack] No, no, no. Okay. I'll go... You go your right,
I'll go my right. No.
- Okay. - [Jack] Wait. - [John] Jack, are you okay? - [Jack] Go. I'm trying to... Ohhhh. - Mikey?
- What? - [Jack] I broke one block. - Where? Which
block did you break? - [Jack] This one. - Oh, my god. - [Jack] This is the
best day of my life. - Your diamonds are
off the chain today. - [Jack] I hear
lava and I'm scared. - Can lava come
rushing down tunnels at a rapid rate? - [John] Only in the Nether. It moves like 20 times
faster in the Nether. - That should be illegal. - [John] Do you see the
little green number? - Wait-
- Hot stuff. - Oh, what... crap. I tried to pour water on the lava and I scooped
it up into my bucket. - Okay, now-
- So do you have a bucket? - [Jack] Yeah, now you
have the power of lava and- - What does that do? - Ow. (screaming) what the hell was that? (Jack screaming) - [Jack] Your scream... - I was trying to figure
out this lava thing and then a skeleton is
just right next to me. - [John] It wasn't my fault. - Did you lead him to me? - [Jack] Now I'm
starting to think it might've been your fault. - [John] What a totally non
suspicious thing to say. We need to find diamonds. - [Jack] I found diamond. - [Jack] Okay, John, we
heard you the first time. You don't need to rub it in. Imagine rubbing it
in every time... (screaming) - [Jack] Mikey,
there's diamonds. - I saw you it, yeah. - [Jack] This is the
best day of our lives. - Wait, how did you
get so much water? - [Jack] I am a living legend. - That doesn't
answer my question. - [John] He's the
son of Poseidon. - [Jack] It was one diamond. It was one single diamond. This is the worst
day of my life. - [John] Are we gonna have
Mikey go in full diamond? - [Jack] It's gonna be
protect the president. (everyone laughing) We get him full and
chant the diamond. And then John and I are
just here in leather armor. - You guys are gonna
be the Secret Service. It'll be great. - [Jack] I'm gonna
set this up right now. I'm gonna get our
pickaxe portal. So come over here
with your pickaxe. - Okay. - [Jack] What you need
to do is look at this, press Q with your pickaxe out and then pick up the pickaxe
that jumps out of the hole. - Can I test this with a not
enchanted diamond pickaxe? - [Jack] It only
works with pickaxes. It gives you a Nether pickax. - [John] I dunno
what's happening- - [Jack] Oh, wait,
wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry, sorry. Don't do it yet. I have to finish the circle. That was almost bad. Okay. - That's why I was gonna test
it with a regular pickaxe and not my diamond one. - [John] Mikey, are you
okay? What's happening? - [Jack] One second, one second. - Jack's trying to
get me to throw... - [Jack] No, no,
no, no, no, no, no. - ... a pickaxe
into a lava hole. - [Jack] Whenever
the line turns red is when it's good to go. And.... okay. We're good.
We're good. We're good. Throw it in there. It can only be diamond though. - You just-
- Don't. - [Jack] Don't
lose your iron one. It'll lose your iron one. - Why don't you do this? Something's on fire. - [Jack] All right, I'll do it. Here we go. There we go. Okay, I got my pickaxe. - Wait, you did? Wait, can I see it? - [Jack] Creeper. - John, I'm afraid
Jack is lying to me. - [John] I don't... I
have not played Minecraft- - [Jack] I'm trying to get
him his netherite pickaxe. I set up the Redstone
circle and everything. - [John] Oh, okay. Netherite's a new thing
with the Nether update. So... - Was the Nether
update... is that in .4 because we're playing .3. - [Jack] No, no, no, no. That was in 1.6. So we're in 1.6.3. - So just throw my
pickaxe into the lava? - [Jack] It only works
with diamond pickaxes. So what you do-
- Will it stay enchanted? - [Jack] It should keep
the same enchantments. - [John] I don't think it
really matters either way. - If I throw this
in and it goes away, you are constructing
me a new pickaxe. - [Jack] It's not gonna go away. - Is this line
sufficiently glowing? - [Jack] One, two, three, four. Yep. It's four by three. - [John] Oh, I'm so lost. - All right. - [Jack] Run, run. (laughing) John, we may need rescuing, neither of us have pickaxes now. - [John] Wait, I don't
even know where I am. - So you did trick me. (Jack laughing) He has a sword, run. - [John] Is Jack
our sworn enemy now? - Jack tricked me after I
was so fricking hesitant and this skeleton's
about to kill me. - [John] Why am I so lost? - God damn it. - [Jack] He's never
gonna find me. I'm hiding. - [John] Lost in the sauce. - [Jack] No. - I'm dead. I'm dead, Jack. You made me burn my
enchanted diamond pickaxe. - [Jack] Hey, I found... John, there's an enchanted
sword just laying on the ground here. (laughing) - It's just a game, Mikey. - [John] I have no
idea what's going on. - It's just a game. It's just a stupid game that you're playing with evil, twisted,
son of a (beep). - [Jack] Hey Mikey, I
found a golden helmet. Do you want it? - Jack. (Jack laughing) - I hope you get 0% For You page for the rest of your life. (John and Jack
laughing hysterically) - [Jack] No. - [John] Mikey. - I'm so upset. I'm following John from now on. John's not gonna betray me and confuse me
with my inventory. And now I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm even doing. - [Jack] Egg. Mikey, I got you a present. - What is the present? Also, how do I get out of here? I have no idea where I am. - [Jack] Head down the big line. Mikey? - Yeah? - I made you a present 'cause I felt bad. Let's see. - Yay. Diamond armor? Let's go. - [Jack] Mikey, do you like
medieval castles and things? - I wouldn't say I have a
strong affinity for them but I think they're like,
Oh yeah, that's you know? - [Jack] Do you wanna
make one of those cool Rampart watchtowers with me? - Sure. Whoa, what is this
you've put over here? It looks so nice. Ow, what the hell is that? - [Jack] Whoa, what just hit me? - Jack, you're so annoying. - [Jack] Dude something came
out of the sky and hit me. Did it hit you too? - [John] Is he shooting
you with arrows? - He did something to me. Where are you John? I'm tired of
interacting with Jack. (Jack and John laughing) - [John] All right, so one of
the reasons I'm making this... Last time, when I
made the waterfall, that was just for giggles. - [Jack] Giggles? - [John] Yeah, this... Like the reason for this is
I feel like we definitely need a place to store like our actual useful stuff. So I'm just gonna have this
be a place where we store like our weapons and all that. And I do not remember-
- This looks dope, John. - [John] Oh, cool. I'm glad you like it. Now that we're men, doo doo doo. - [Jack] Oh, I bought underwear and they come in
the mail tomorrow. Sorry-
- Thank you, Jack. - [Jack] I was way too
excited for that one. Other YouTubers might
be buying fancy cars but no, non Walmart brand. - What the hell? What... - [John] Are you dying?
What's happening? - The spider scaled
the side of our thing. - [Jack] We're under attack. Sound the alarms. - I mean, I was fine. It just like... just
slowly levitated like a fricking vampire. What the hell was that? How? - [John] there's
so many bad things. - [Jack] Oh, John... - [John] What up dude? - [Jack] I found a Notch apple. - [John] Oh, wow, okay. It feels like you definitely
should have that... Give that to Mikey
when we go in. - [Jack] Yeah. - What is a Notch apple? - [Jack] Pretty much an apple where if you're in an
"oh, hell, no" situation, you eat it and you're good. - Is it like an invincibility
star in Mario Kart? - [Jack] The closest thing
that you can get to it. If I kill a baby cow,
does it give me leather? - Please don't.
- I don't think so. - [Jack] No, it doesn't. - You sick, sick man. - [Jack] Well, I mean,
if we're gonna yell at me for things I've
done to the environment, it's not those cows. Every forest I walk past,
I'm lighting it all on fire. That way I know that
I've been this way. - [John] What? - The spider, it's up
on the side of the tree. Wait, you're burning
down forests? - [John] Mikey, what
are your thoughts on having a chicken
farm in a wall? - In a wall? - [John] Hell yeah. - That sounds like
a cage to me, John. - [John] Well, I mean... - We will not be able to
label any eggs as cage free. - [John] Well, I mean we can, but we would just be liars
and maybe bad people. - [Jack] So how do you
want a chicken farm? One time I made a really
stupid chicken farm that was in the sky for some reason. - [John] Okay? - [Jack] Are you
hoping for a smart regular chicken farm
or something stupid? - Let's do smart, regular 'cause I'm still
kind of overwhelmed by the game as a whole. - [John] Okay. - All right, fine. We
can do something stupid. You know what?
- Woohoo. - It's on camera. Let's do something stupid. - [John] Well,
actually we could... So we have our ramparts, right? We could make it connect
to a floating chicken coop. - All right. What do I do? - [John] The stone
that I've made, right? So you put regular cobblestone in a furnace and it
becomes smooth cobblestone or just stone. And then if you put
those in a little square, it turns into the really
pretty cobblestone. - The really pretty is the
one that's this, right? - [John] Yeah. Unless you don't
think it's pretty. - Okay. Stone bricks? - [John] Does it look like
the blocks that I have? - Yeah. - [John] Okay. So you are now in charge
of how you want it to look. We just need it to go out and then I'm gonna
put fences around it, so the chickens can't get out. Then however you want
it to look, captain. - What's the thing
where you edge walk? - [John] Shift. - Oh, I fell off. (John laughing) - [John] I was not quick enough. That's my bad. - How big should this be? - It's really up to you. It doesn't have to
be super, super big. - I've made a good
balcony for them. - All right, Mikey. I like this. All right, now put a
fence... here you go. Put a fence all around it. - All right, John,
it's enclosed now. There's gaps at the bottom. Can they fall through those? - [John] No, no,
no, no. They cannot. Mikey. This is a big day
for our operation. We don't have many things
to hang our hat on. We have a giant slide. We have a Wendy's and now this, the beginning of our business. - Okay. - [John] Oh boy. Oh, geez. (imitating Star Wars theme song) - Did you just yeet our
eggs out of existence? - [John] Yeah. (laughing) Are we not sleeping tonight? - [John] No, this
is your practice for The Nether. Go out, Mikey. Kill. Kill or be killed. I mean unless me and
Mikey are gonna try and get more eggs, we should probably
just go to The Nether. I think me and Mikey will
probably both need a pee break if I know anything about him and me. - [Jack] Mikey, do you
still have your crossbow? - Yes. - [Jack] Would you like
an enchanted crossbow that does a lot of damage? - Sure. I'm not super
accurate with them though. - [Jack] That's fine. - Why are these
creepers blowing up? - [John] Because
you're just too good. - [Jack] I came back to why are these green
creepers blowing up? - Oh my god. That opened such a huge ravine. - [John] Did you
make a creeper hole? - Oh my god. That's so deep. - [John] Wait, you
found just a ravine? - I blew a creeper up and it
opened up an enormous chasm. - [John] Just a portal to hell? - Not all the way down. I mean, I can see the bottom, but it's deep enough that it would hurt really badly. - Like I think it's
deep enough to kill. - [Jack] Mikey, behind you. Behind you, Mikey. Ohhhh... - Oh my god. - [John] Oh my god. I just saved you from- - [Jack] You almost just fell. - I got hit. - [John] With full diamond. Oh my god, Mikey. I just saved you. I need a diamond pickaxe. I have 18 levels. But Mikey, I have eggs. Mikey, I have eggs. (Mikey gasping) Why does it disappear by you? Mikey, do you have a block? Place a block down
in the middle. - Uh... - [John] Okay. Up, up. Up. - What are the chances of a- - [John] Up. Jack, they keep going
through the stone. Like it just disappears. Mikey, I've sunk... Mikey, I've put all the
savings into this business. Mikey, this needs to work. - Did you at least
have insurance? - [John] No, there's
no alternative. This needs to work. - Oh my gosh. What is- - [John] Hey. - Hey, Jack.
- What are you doing? - [John] Hey buddy. - [Jack] Hey. - Hay.
- Hay. - [John] So... - [Jack] Oh, I thought we
were talking about this hay. - [John] No, we're running
a little low on funds. - Oh, hay-ll yeah. - [John] Yeah... Hay, but what would you- - Oh my god.
- We can't just... - [Jack] We're not just
moving past that joke. He just said hay-ll yeah. That is... (laughing) - What is going on
with these cows? - [John] They're multiplying. - Mikey, I'm gonna-
- This is deeply inhumane. - [John] Hey, are
you shooting me? - [Jack] No, I don't have a bow. - [John] Who shot me? Was it a skeleton? - I think it was probably Jack. He has a bow. He's lying. - [Jack] I have a
boat in my hand. What are you talking about? - I just saw you shoot him. - [Jack] What... It wasn't me. Where's the skeleton?
- Jack... - [Jack] How many
levels do you have John? - [John] 18. So you can't kill me. You can kill me. Mikey's gonna get...oh. (Jack laughing) Mikey, he got rid
of the 18 levels. - Jack, why are you
the way that you are? (Jack laughing) - [John] Make him
go in the hole. Make him sit with the cows. - [Jack] Mikey, I got
you a special bow. I just wanted show you on
John how strong it was. Here you go. There's some arrows. - Cool. - [John] All right Jack, go enchant me a pickax now. - Subscribe to Purplecliffe? (John and Jack laughing) - [Jack] What do you mean? - You named it Subscribe
to Purplecliffe? Gosh dang it. (Jack laughing) - [Jack] It's a good bow. - [John] Mikey, burn it. - I don't wanna burn it, it actually seems really useful. - [Jack] It's Power
Two, Punch One, John. - Are we sleeping now? - [Jack] Yes, we should. And then we're ready
to go to The Nether. - [John] Wouldn't it be
better to do The Nether with the darkness? The darkness. - [Jack] What do you
mean the darkness? - [John] What's daytime
going to do for us when we make a portal to go into The Nether? - [Jack] Health and safety. - I feel like doing
things at night in this game is a bunch
of OSHA violations. (Jack laughing) - [Jack] Come with me.... ♪ and you'll be ♪ ♪ in a world of
OSHA violations ♪ (everyone laughing) Practice the bow on me. - On you?
- Yeah. - [Jack] Oh, Jesus. So Punch One makes it
knock me back really far. Power Two makes you do
five hearts with that bow. So right now that bow is better than any of our
weapons or swords. - All right, I will try
not to die and lose it. - [Jack] John, you need gold? - Why would I need gold? I had a bunch of gold. What happened to it? - [Jack] You have to
have gold on your body. You have to have one
piece of gold armor. - [John] Oh, okay.
I'll just make a crown. - Why is that necessary? - [Jack] Um... - It's just like required
to get into The Nether or something? - [Jack] No, a bunch of
evil, mutated pig people will attack you if you
don't have gold on. - [John] They'll call you poor. They'll point and laugh
and call you a poor. - How do you learn
anything in this game? How could I have ever known that without you telling me? - [Jack] Dying many times. - [John] All right Mikey, now you're gonna have to- - [Jack] I have it, I have it. - [John] ---light the portal. And we are not gonna tell
you how, so good luck. - Light the portal? - [Jack] Yep. (John and Jack laughing) - Is that not it? (both laughing) - [Jack] He did...
he went and did... (Jack laughing) - What else was I... You said light the portal. - [John] All right
Mikey, try again. Mikey, look in your inventory. - I have... Oh, when
did that get there? How do you guys keep phantom
adding me flint and stuff and gosh.... Geez. All right. - [John] Right click. - Bow.
- Oh, oh, oh. What I ... - [Jack] Wait... - It's going the
wrong direction. - [John] Jack, did you think
at all when you made this? - [Jack] What do you mean? - It's sucking out
from the other- - [John] No, that's
not how that works. It's you just you
can fall through. - [Jack] All right,
stop pushing me. I will... - [John] Go into the portal. - [Jack] But you
knocked me off, John. (laughing) - [John] Okay. - [Jack] I'm going in.
- Don't step on- - [Jack] I'm going in. - [John] Oh, this
is a nightmare. - [Jack] Uh-oh. Okay, Mikey? - I'm warping in,
I'm warping in. - All right, here we are.
- I'm here. - I'm here in The Nether. - Oh.
- Where do I go? - There's skeletons.
- Bone block? - [Jack] They're skeletons. - [John] These are
blocks of bone. Jack, when did they
become bone blocks? - [Jack] I'm gonna die, I'm low. I'm low, I'm low, I'm low. - [John] How? - [Jack] Okay... - What do we do here? - [Jack] I hear a ghast. Oh god, there's a ghast. - Who's that? Who's a ghast? - [Jack] That's a ghast. - [John] What is this place? - What is that? - A ghast.
- What is that? - [Jack] Oh god. - Run-
- Do you have your- - [Jack] Every man for himself. - [John] Do you have your bow? - You guys are supposed
to be my Secret Service. - [John] Mikey, do
you have your bow? - Come here.
- Yeah. - [John] We need
you to use your bow. (screaming) - [John] Oh, he did it. - Oh. - [Jack] Okay, so this is soul sand. We walk slow on it. - What do I do? I just killed a giant
skeleton octopus. - [John] Mikey, we're
gonna make a chicken farm out of quartz. It's going to be glorious. - [Jack] John, that's not what we're here for. Okay so, our next goal
is to find a Bastion or a Nether fortress. - Hi, what do I do? - [John] I don't know.
Follow me, let's go. - Okay yeah, Please don't run off. I do not want to be alone
in at any point in time. - [John] All right Mikey, you
see this white in The Nether? - Yeah. - [John] We are mining that and don't tell Jack. - What? - [John] It's for our business. We're going to make
beautiful Roman columns. And we're gonna have the
fanciest chicken farm. Wait, he's gonna kill me again. Mikey... - Don't kill anyone
down here, Jack. It's not funny down here. - [John] Yeah. - [Jack] Hey, let's go explore. - We don't want to get lost. - [Jack] Just
watch, follow my.... My bridge. - [John] That's actually smart. Yeah. - There's so many
things around us. (Mikey whimpering) There's a really
nasty looking things. - [John] Come on, Mikey. - Sir, I bow to you. I'm bowing to him. - [John] Oh, okay. Mikey. So- - [Jack] I have a plan. I have a plan. - [John] If any of
us hit any of them, all of them will attack us. - Yeah, I figured. I'm more worried about Jack
doing something like that than you. - [John] Oh, that's an enderman. I didn't even know they
were in The Nether now. (screaming) - [John] Kill him. Mikey help him. Help Jack. Help Jack. - [Jack] Oh, you shot me Mikey. I have half a
heart, half a heart. I'm trying. He shot me now. Mikey. Why did we give you the bow? - I'm sorry, I'm
new to the game. (Jack screaming) - [John] Why did you name it
Subscribe to Purplecliffe? You're selfish. - [Jack] I wanted the views. (groaning) - I'm not very good at this. Do you realize how hard
it is to hit something when everybody else is running- - [John] Jack also was
supposed to be protecting you. So, I mean, come on Jack. - [Jack] I don't know why
the thing came after me. - You guys are supposed to
be teaching me the game. Not begging for my help. - [John] Yeah, Jack. - Where did you go? Wait, where did you go? Oh, there's Jack. Where's John?
- I'm over here. - I told you not to leave. - [John] I thought
you were watching. - What does that even mean? Watching who? - [John] Hey, aren't
you following me? - [Jack] Watching you... ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ (laughing) John, hit up. ♪ Bum, bum, bum. ♪ (Jack laughing) - [Jack] We got a
pretty good spawn. This is not a scary
part of The Nether. - [John] No, but it's very
frustrating to traverse. - [Jack] Yeah. - I'm mining something that
takes a really long time to mine.
- The pigs are... - [Jack] Wait, netherite? - No.
- I think it's quartz. - I got a.... Ancient debris.
- Oh my god. - [Jack] He found netherite? - No.
- What? - I got an ancient debris. - [Jack] Mikey, that's the
rarest thing in Minecraft now. - [John] That is 20 times
harder than diamonds. And you literally break
one block and you find... I need to go pee. - [Jack] We couldn't even
script that if we wanted. - [John] Oh my god. I've never found netherite. - It's not called that, it's called an ancient debris. - [Jack] Ancient debris
cooks into netherite scraps and then you turn the netherite
scraps into netherite. - [John] And then you
have the strongest like- - [Jack] It's better
than diamonds. - [John] Oh my god. - [Jack] You only need one. One piece of netherite makes
an entire netherite thing. John-
- We should leave. - [Jack] No, we don't because
I just found a Bastion. We should do the Bastion. - No, we should leave. We can come back to the Bastion. John escort me out at once. - [Jack] The bastion
can have more netherite. - Yeah, that's great.
We can go back to it. - [Jack] But we don't have the
materials to make netherite just yet. - I know, but I can store
it and then come back. I don't see why I can't
just store it and come back. - [Jack] That's fair. - [John] I cannot believe he
actually found that, Jack. - I found two ancient debris. - [Jack] God dang it. I'm so angry that he
did that with diamonds and then immediately
afterwards with netherite. - [John] The worst part
is I don't even know if it looks believable. - [Jack] Yeah no, people
are going to think this is scripted. Oh my god. - [John] Wait... So
Jack, where are you? - I see you, but
you don't see me. - [John] So you're up? - [Jack] Yeah. I was waiting for you
to cross that bridge. Mikey, behind you. Mikey hit the fireball back at the ghast by punching
it at the perfect time. - [John] Jack wait, I found one of those guys with
the crossbow, Jack. - [Jack] Yeah. I've
been trading with them. That's how I got my
soul speed boots. - You trade with them? - [Jack] Yeah, you
can throw gold at them and then they trade you
some item in return. - Oh, I didn't bring any gold. Oh, I have golden nuggets. Where did those come from? - [John] Mikey, do you want
gold blocks to give them? - Oh, it has to be
blocks not nuggets? - [John] Oh guys, I also
have fire resistance as a potion, so... - [Jack] Oh. - Wait, it has to
be... I have nuggets. I don't have... - [Jack] Okay. Wait,
wait, wait, wait. The bastion is over here. - [John] Wait, are we gonna
try and trade with them more? - [Jack] We can
trade at the Bastion 'cause there's gonna be
like 10 billion of them. We can get a trap in there. All right. - What's a Bastion? - [John] All right
Mikey, follow. (whistling) - Wait, where'd you go? - [Jack] Come on, Mikey. - There's a ring
sitting on the ground. Oh, it's an empty bottle. - Come on. Come on buddy.
- There we go. - Thank you for that
demeaning whistling. (Jack laughing) - [Jack] It worked. - [John] All right. - This seems really precarious. - [Jack] I saw Dream do
this in a video once. - I can't wait. Wait,
don't do it yet. I can't see you on camera. - [John] He also
didn't give us boats. - [Jack] Am I doing it? I did it. Okay. Now you guys come down. - [John] Mikey,
shoot and kill him. - [Jack] No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. - Wait, where is he? - [John] He left you. He left you like a peasant. - [Jack] Why are
you saying that? - How are you all
the way down there? - [John] Because he left you. - What the hell, Jack? - [John] Now he's
shooting arrows at us. - [Jack] I'm not
shooting arrows. - I saw you shoot
multiple arrows. - [Jack] God dang it. - Where was the Bastion? - [Jack] it's over here.
- Whatever that is. - [Jack] It's the big building. The castle behind me. - [John] You're gonna have to
figure out how to get down. I just kind of fell
and almost died. Jack, are they the...
are the pigmen- (Jack screaming) - [Jack] John, help. - [John] What did you do? - [Jack] I accidentally
hit a gas bomb into them. Okay. Mikey, if you dig,
move back a little bit and then dig straight
down and you'll be good. I've gotta kill them, John. I'm sorry. - The pigmen? - [Jack] Yeah. I angered
them which angers all of them and it cues a zombie invasion. - Why did you do that? - [Jack] It was an accident. - [John] This is the one time
he actually did an accident. - [Jack] I was aiming at John. - [John] Oh, nevermind.
It wasn't an accident. I no longer will defend him. - Should I come down? - [Jack] Yeah,
you can come down. The babies. They're the strong ones. - [John] There's so many. - [Jack] Why are there... (screaming) - [John] Jack, they're
trying to kill me. (Jack screaming) - Oh my god.
- Is Mikey here? - Yeah, I just got here. - [Jack] I'm dead. - [John] Mikey, run. Build straight up,
build straight up. Make a tower. - [Jack] Did you
guys get my stuff? - [John] Your stuff
is still there. I'm trying to
survive the babies. - [Jack] Oh my god. - [John] Okay. I
think we're good. - Is it safe? I'm hiding in a hole. - [Jack] I think it's safe now. Where's your hole? - [John] All right, Jack. So what have we learned
from this situation? - [Jack] Hi. Don't accidentally
bat gassed dodge balls towards the John's face. And if you do, be accurate. Are we ready for the Bastion? - What do I expect? I don't know if I'm ready. - [Jack] I don't know
what to expect either. I've never been in one. - [John] I've never been either. - [Jack] I see golden
blocks up there. Mikey, you lead the way. - Wait... What is it? I still
don't even see it. - [Jack] It's a castle and I'm told there's
a lot of chests in it. - [John] I won't gold
blocks, I want gold blocks. I want gold blocks. - Oh, I see it now. (Jack screaming) - [Jack] Don't break
it, don't break it. - Watch out, watch out. I broke it and lava
started pouring out. - [Jack] Oh my god. Get up here and look. There's a ghast behind us. Mikey, can you shoot it? - [John] Jack, there's someone
guarding the gold blocks. - [Jack] Someone?
Is there a boss? Whoa. No. Oh my god. (laughing) Oh, the flying flame
thrower's shooting Mikey. Oh, I'm out of arrows. Okay. Mikey, if you
run out of arrows, you can punch the flame
balls back at his face. - Wait, I'm burning.
I'm burning. - [Jack] Okay. I'll
do it. I'll do it. Mikey, come to me. Come to me, come to me. - I have to hide and eat. - [Jack] You're running away
and it's making it harder. Okay. I need him to get angry
at me so I can kill him. Hey, nincompoop. Yeah, you with the eight legs. Hey.
- All right. - I'm healthy now. What do I do? - [Jack] Your mom packed you
Lunchables at middle school. Yeah. I said it. Okay. He's not
getting angry at me. I don't know what's happening. - Do you want me to kill him? - [Jack] Do you have arrows? - Yeah. - [Jack] Oh.
- I was just missing. (Jack laughing) - [Jack] Well then yeah. Ooh.
- There we go. - [Jack] Hey, thank you. - [John] You guys got my stuff? - Jesus. - [Jack] Oh yeah, your
stuff's still here. - Wait, John, did you die? - [Jack] Oh, John's over here. - [John] How do you guys
not notice these things? - Because I was in the
middle of being on fire. - [Jack] Yeah. He was
getting attacked by a ghast. So they're protecting? I'm going in there to check. Were you not wearing gold, John? - [John] I was Jack. And they get angry
at you anyways? - [John] Jack,
use context clues. - [Jack] I'm still confused. - I go up, Mean thing go grr, it try kill. I die. - [Jack] Okay. Well
I'm in the Bastion. - [John] Mikey, we really
need the golden blocks for our business. This is kind of non-negotiable. - [Jack] Oh, I
took them already. - So what should I do now? - [John] Mikey, he
took the golden block. Mikey, we are- - [Jack] There's more.
There's like 10 down here. Oh my god. - Mikey, we are so in the red.
- Where are you? - [Jack] I'm in the Bastion. - I thought he got attacked
when he came into the Bastion. - [Jack] I didn't,
John's just bad. - [John] No, no. Mikey, the
monster's clearly not there. - [Jack] Oh. Oh Jesus. Oh my god. Oh my god. - [John] Yup. There it is. - [Jack] We can't go in there. - [John] Remember what he said? John's just bad. - [Jack] John's just bad. One second. I can't hear you. I have to go pee. - [John] Oh, Mikey.
I just found ... I got a lantern. I've stolen a lantern from them. This is cool. - That's nice, John. - [Jack] So there's
a special pigman that does a lot of damage. - I think we found that one. - [John] Yeah. I think both
of us have met him, Jack. So there's a lot
of scary noises. So I need you ready to run. Okay, there's a bad guy in here. Okay. - [Jack] It's the gray one. I had to be very careful
with my words there. - [John] Okay. Oh god. - [Jack] Uh-oh. - [John] Mikey, are you safe? - I'm like right
around the corner from where John died
and I haven't moved and I inadvertently
collected some of his stuff. - [John] That's probably good. - [Jack] Mikey do you
have the gilded gold? - What? - [John] What's gilded gold? - [Jack] It's called
Gilded Blackstone. It's sick. - Yes I do. - [John] Alright,
Mikey, we need that for our chicken farm. - [Jack] Why are you
using that on chickens? - Okay, you know what? I am gonna try to get
the hell out of here. - [John] Mikey, I'm going
to meet you halfway. - By myself. Oh crap. - [John] Also, the thing
is me and Jack now, like once we get to
where we just were, me and Jack have as much
knowledge as you do. - [Jack] Oh. Hey, you did it. - What did I do? - [Jack] You knocked a
fireball back at a ghast. - Oh, I didn't... I was just trying
to shoot at him. - [John] I don't know. Oh wow. - [Jack] And it inadvertently
hit a sick shot. - I don't know how to get up. - [Jack] They make
medicine for that. - This is one of the
most intense things I think I've ever done. - [Jack] Mission Impossible
music playing in the background. Mikey, how you doing? - I'm having trouble
figuring out where I go next. - [John] Rescue mission? - [Jack] This sounds
like a job for PokeMEN7. ♪ Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ - Oh wait, I found some
more of our indicators. - [Jack] I see you. Captain. - I see you. - [John] Okay. Go,
go across the bridge. I will protect you. - I will protect me. - [John] Good night, sweet Prince. - [Jack] Jesus Christ, John. - [John] All right, Mikey. - [Jack] Diamonds are a myth. - [John] Are you close, sir? - Getting there.
- Captain? - Thank god for this bow. - [Jack] Yeah, right? - All right. There's the portal. Almost there. - [Jack] You know, I'm
honestly not that sad that I lost all my armor. I'm more sad that I lost my
Subscribe to Purplecliffe axe. - [John] Oh, he's back. - I'm back. - [John] Captain. - Yes. Oh, you shot
yourself with arrows. - [John] A warrior's welcome. - [Jack] How was your
first Nether experience? - Oh. I didn't die. - [John] You have
the goods, yeah? - I have the goods, John. - [John] Oh. - [Jack] Did you get my stuff? - [John] No, screw you. Mikey, place them wherever. We'll be out of
the red in no time. We're gonna have the
greatest chicken farm. See the thing that stinks
the most is we lost our food. - [Jack] Ooooh. - I didn't lose my food. - Oh, that's good.
- Then it must be nice. - I never died. - [John] Mikey's
biggest flex yet. - Yeah. I survived my first trip to the Nether. (fans applauding) And I found an ancient debris. Look at me, wow. - [John] Me too. - Thank you for... Well, to be perfectly honest abandoning me in the Nether. - [Jack] Hey, you're welcome. - Supposed Secret Service. - [Jack] Yeah, it's what we do. - All right guys. I would say my first trip to The Nether was an
emotionally scarring yet successful trip. I was the only one who survived which clearly means I'm
the best Minecraft player which I can accept. But thank you guys
so much for watching. Thanks so much to Jack and
John for being really helpful, I guess. If you guys want to see
more Minecraft content, make sure you like this one, commenting on it, share
it, all that jazz. And that is all I have for now. Til the next time, Pokefans,
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