MST3k 702 - The Brute Man

now keep in mind I can't control begin over try to keep his sanity with the help of robot friends to yourself is just in the show I should really just relax did I tell you my mother's here well that's great sherry let's do it points does any good well sure I'll take a few why not okay I'll hold hi guys what's up Honeywell servos buying a duplex in Philadelphia it's a real drive-by cutie wow that's a terrific idea I'll tell you why because you can take party wait a minute how that's easy Mike turns out you can purchase one of these beauties with no cash with no cash call the no cash method old-world charm galore ah that's great time but you know just a cursory glance that this shows me that you're gonna be losing $2,000 a month Google's of curb appeal she's it's a paper loss Mike try to relax I write it off my income you don't have any income my income average Jase you'll be doing this too if you had any cojones such a drive-by cutie you're going to prison for sure we'll be right back sure he's been Jerry good let's lock it you're a cutie you are you're a drag bye Judy yes my homies locked into a 30-year fixed then I sign the papers and boom I'm a homeowner I'm actually making money in the world really hard to reach I got a mortgage whoa whoa whoa there's your smell look and don't you dare kill this boyfriend like you did the last one Clayton Yes Mother uh hi guys mom has a date tonight Clayton be a dear get that sure there's nothing else I need to do personal slave that's probably why you had me it's open hi uh hi uh mom that guy is here I'm sandy you must be pearls boy ha ha what are you doing I'm sewing the head of a piglet onto a fish oh yeah hobbies are great I do model trains yeah I'm sure you do excuse me your mother is one fine woman clay just between you and me I wouldn't be expecting her home tonight mother hi Sandy pearl you are looking ah well looks like you two have had a chance to get to know each other okay listen up people mother is going out with her friend sandy tonight so art you're in charge crow mom sure pearl now you have yourself a good time and don't worry about a thing yeah man so what art says goes people and that means you two Clayton okay you big babies hear the rules go to bed now and don't get up or I'll put your hands in a garbage disposal oh shut up kid look crow there's no way I'm bigger than you and I'm older than you there's no way you're my babysitter just for that you wash my feet bro shut up bro shut up bro shut up bro what a bad bro you shall live thank you shut up bye bye sweetie I'll be back whenever I feel like it and there's no number where you can reach me ciao ooh mother no oh well he's not the first oily man that's taken mom to the mat it's your experiment this week is Rondo Hatton vehicle called brute mat and there's also a short aren't you supposed to be in bed by now get back into bed you but you know what what have you done let's Jack asking thing the Bell Clinton story the chicken of tomorrow in a deadly battle against the chicken of today dedicated to the chickens who lost their lives in the great chicken war a man at men and women breeding better poultry what kind of sick experiment is going on here you know this music helps chickens breed it's kind of like the Luther Vandross of chickens Oh baby chickens are dining in front of a Susan Rothstein marrow after all these years whether the chicken or the egg came first is still the subject of a lot of good natured debate no it was one thing there's no argument about chickens and eggs are the most widely grown farm products in the country there's not a single County in the United States that does braid them daddy must you sing in dinner this poultry business has been a fair moneymaker for farmers three billion dollars a year and it's second only to dairy and beef cattle raising we're going on a trip hey where we going chickens are shipped to the set of Oklahoma I think the felon white really likes a Susan just to give you an idea of the size of this poultry business Americans eat a hundred and forty million eggs a day that's one for every man woman and child in the nation these are your chickens on drugs chickens well per capita consumption is 25 pounds a year hell babies just about everybody must eat chicken at least once a week yes indeed chickens and eggs are babies come on the tickles and like big business there's a serious effort to improve the product removing meal word a three-year program to breed a better chicken is now being carried on fellow poultry men our cherished freedoms are threatened from all sides I don't think I've got what it takes to be the chicken of tomorrow I'd like to be the chicken of tomorrow but how can I be more the man of today and on large and small farms everywhere the search for a better chicken goes on there it is sweet no fair come with us on a visit to one of the large breeding farms see how the old-time barnyard clock has grown up nice hooked up to the milking machine of course they have to be hatched before they can grow up so let's start at the beginning in the incubator I didn't eat you datin a good chicks come from good egg thank you young man fertile eggs from hens with a pedigree oh pardon me is important because in the search for a better chicken its breeding that counts hey can I go to the bathroom I'll stay in there oh come on guy go home oh the doors lock I've seen the episode where the eggs come too fast and she starts putting them in her mouth some eggs are sent to solitary it's a far cry from the warm breasts of a broody hen to a modern incubator but actually the conditions are very much the same the temperature is held at 99 degrees to approximate the body heat of the hens and this fellow then a force draft is plenty of ventilation this one unit holds 85,000 a one bathroom oh did you ever notice the old hand turning the eggs over occasionally as she says oh yeah who hasn't hear the same thing you've done automatically ride the wild mouse and now we'll wait 21 days for things to happen oh you can't wait for things to happen young man you've got to make them happen but thanks to some very special photography we can see what's happening this can be Fox hot by the end of the third day the embryo and the egg had begun to form more crawling awesome and trying to sleep in here another three days and the heart has started to be they can have a bigger egg that is one bloodshot eye after 10 days you can see the chick itself beginning to take shape oh wait that's my silly putty a few more days and that mass has some resemblance to a baby chick kind of squint I'll try and finally the fully developed shake is ready to start breaking out of it's shell sticks of time and I've arranged carefully here on the permit at this stage mother nature gives it a sharp spike on the end of its beak sharp enough to poke a hole through the shell I'll help me out in it little by little the chick works its way around the shell hole then I'll be out in a minute did we do it I mean everybody finally the end of the shell is weakened enough so the kick can push it out right you push it out oh Jesus is heart hidden people tape their own deliveries aren't there supposed to be pantyhose in there make them comment after a lot of struggling it's humbled out exhausted but freeze Oh what did I do last several hours and then get up on shaky legs and begin to live for a few weeks only to be eaten old-time poultry menina business for many years say they still get a mighty kick out of the miracle of the birth of a baby chick hey guys it's God the ratio of bullets and [ __ ] rolls among chicks is about representing ray oh you may order straight run chicks then again you may order all pull it life is great it stretches out in front of me like an eternity sexing the chicks or separating the males from the females is a highly specialized trade for pervs Oh Milton Berle there you go for long experience in training there may be experts seldom miss they can't afford to miss because when you order bullets you want all bullets not a few cockerels mix then see where we screeching growl good will save the kids it's nice you know it's small walls are neutral oh hi Cindy I'm so glad I'm in your group it's gonna be fun for teepees chicken nuggets to go oh wait a minute you may be saying why am I watching this kick just out of the shell be sent without food on trips of a day to day even three you that indeed they can nature's thought about that too the baby chick has within its little body enough unabsorbed yolk to nourish it for 72 hours three days and nights of travel with each chick carrying its own lunch and they turn on each other nevertheless speed is essential and it's here that the motor truck plays such a big part in poultry race I said speed is essential the industry couldn't exist as it does today without motor transportation and the petroleum industry that supplies the quality fuel and lubricants that make this high-speed transportation possible the only alliance between big oil and big chickens guys escaping disguises a chicken chickens but to get back to our baby chicks I've followed a cute picture but it's really not the scientific way to handle cake how many are you singing little nuts this Easter their immediate destination after leaving the incubator Broadway the brooder house designed by Frank Lloyd Wright IRRI stove is needed to keep the temperature up around 95 degrees for the first week almost any kind of stove will do one of the most common being a kerosene stove they mingle get to know each other a little butter cooler guard is to keep the chicks near the heat and prevent floor draft there are concerts at the Gazebo a few days the litter should be covered with paper so the chicks can't eat it they need plenty of food and lots and lots of water individual counseling is providing now on their main job in life is to eat and grow after the first few days the paper can be removed except for the sports section the floor should be covered with litter to keep the floor warm and absorb the dropping peat moss fine cut straw peanut shell ground corn cobs or anything that will pack rather closely is good for litter sea rat pots hair your toons after the chicks are 2 or 3 weeks old they can be allowed out of doors at the weather do it and if they've completed their lessons after eight to 10 weeks the pullets being rid for egg production are ready to be transferred from the brooder house to the rain and you know what that means range life is good for chickens but they're really pleased oh but what are you rain shelter should be fairly small holding not more than 100 Birds or migrant workers the shelter protects them from the Sun gives them a safe place to roost out of the way of rodents proper diet a body of water are required heavens I'm so fat I just look at chicken feed my game wait does this taste funny to you a good grass sod is a must to give the birds an abundant supply of fresh tender leaves a seduction of ciders and spring water should be kept Mead in Normandy rain shelters ought to be spaced about 75 to 100 feet apart so the hens won't go wandering off to gossip with other flocks you know how chickens are yeah they own everything oh it's a fine life this life on the range but like all good things it must come to an end I'm dying and when they're about six months old the pullets are ready to move to the lane house to fulfill one of their main function supplies beans got a tiny headache remember the old handout form of the rats it's now a hotel a bullet hotel rooms by the hour every room with an outside exposure Joey the cockscomb Tortelli ricky the bathroom Giavotella Jimmy crazy [ __ ] cuchini or prefer the bungalow type we've got that too 400 feet of it altogether room for thousands of guests or chickens too but seriously housing your chickens is important whether they're egg or meat producers they ought to have three or four square feet per bird depending on the breed when your hymnals to number 325 they gotta have roosts too but I huddled pretty close together two or three birds can perch on one foot of space everybody southern cream is made from chickens one of the most important advances ever made in poultry raising is the trap nest the bird can enter the nest easily could later egg but she can't get out again until you let her out there's no voice is funny this simple device permits you to know which birds lay which age and to keep a record of each hen egg production which seems excessively anal-retentive the whole secret of profitable chicken raising is to make them produce more than they cost the feed I think I can wear these pants out tonight a hen that lays 210 eggs a year and eats 70 pounds of feed is giving you three eggs for every pound you feed her she was in keep that one she's with millions but if she eats 70 pounds of feed and only lays 70 eggs a year you better send her to the market or to your dinner table or put a warning slip on her desk and it's the trap nest that lets you keep a record of how well each handed lay 11 egg tomorrow man I swear to that help and developing the chicken of tomorrow ergo a little fun you can't take it for granted that every hen is earning your keep even though laying an egg ought to be easy for any chicken that's what you think thank you thought that was beer yeah well anyhow the trap nest the answer to discovering which of the lazy hens and this is a good place to point out a few facts about eight stop throwing them at my car the temperature of an egg when laid is over 100 degrees oh it's true every minute it left in a hot nest in a hot henhouse takes away some of its moisture and fresh to put your mouth under a chicken gather your eggs often three or four times a day make sure to put them all in one basket yeah they'll cool out twice as fast in a wire basket as an appeal these are headed for the driving range clean eggs bring a better price than dirty ones and when you gather them often they don't get a chance to get dirty this filthy Fred their collection the secret of profitable eggs is to cool them quickly and keep them cool a blue vivid and keep them clean lick your eggs or have a friend like them when you've got as many birds to look after as this hatchery you're pretty receptive to labor-saving devices like dragons and this carrier system is one of the best it runs the length of the building and is used to carry feed to the different pens it can be used also for gathering up manure saves a lot of back-breaking work I'll feed you then filling up my poops as your appetizers I'll be back to get your drink orders ladies another labor saber is the automatic watering trough it makes certain there's always fresh water for the birds to drink wearing Rembrandt acts still another handy gadget is this grading mini grading the eggs in machine separates them by weight oh that one's clean like exocomp they should cost $100 each the first group will average 24 ounces to the Dozen throw the most profitable time all next twenty three and a half ounces the next twenty three and so on some mates don't even exist so you can see why egg farming so fascinating well besides being a good egg layer the chicken of tomorrow will be an improved meat producers goofus and gallant here's an example of the progress that's been made already this could be a drumstick this is the number to call notice how breeding has increased the amount of meat on the breath Hey look at that drumstick all Salmonella this bird was fattened in the same length of time hey clean your fingers same amount of heat is the other one make your own guess as to which is the more profitable to raise our chickens with good self-esteem equally important and when the chicken of tomorrow gets to the dinner table its advantages are still more about these chickens were smoking in bed I have a piece of my own white meat please oh thanks for the generous helping sheep yeah if you could carve a little faster kind of hungry yes chicken slice to the width of one electron we must be models portions here miss moss and for you miss Taylor yes it's chicken glorious American chicken slice the American Way cheering - Wallace but it's your pocketbook that profits most when you send this bird to market we bring you now to mark our unique method of marketing chickens and eggs that's grown in popularity in recent years is the option such as here at Sotheby's the first one is said to have been the hundred and County auction at Flemington New Jersey that's an urban myth the idea has spread to all parts of the country chicken shoulders of 1937 the farmers bring their crates of eggs to market the day before the auction alternatively they may bring their eggs early the day of the auction on auction day the buyers gather to purchase eggs and all various prices openly arrived at - to - or there's food the bid it's some news across 17 quart and a half it's something I have rather that this one one's a bigger one than caught I believe me every one last two rows he quality - Tuesday bid not doing a quarter yeah - in a corner all at least drunk - in a corner here's some needs a bid believe me believe me I haven't something to have the record to bid water ones a bit on the quarter one the ham one half 155 that's over there - go head 170 and after the eggs and poultry are sold once again the motor truck plays its big all right come on singing sang ro ro you're not singing live chickens can be speeded on their way to the dressing plan dressing plant sounds like fun I want to do that one truck can handle thousands of eggs and take them anywhere there's a market even to the Texaco station speed flexibility that's what the industry must have in its transportation you and that's exactly what the motor drug-fueled and lubricated with quality petroleum products offers ask any poultry learner he'll tell you that the industry could not flourish as it's doing today without the efficient fleets of trucks that whisk baby chicks to waiting farmers to be killed chickens to the grocers and butchers shell to be killed and speed fresh eggs to jump to your breakfast table did America really need to be sold on the automotive industry at this point there's no driver the chickens are taking over humble should I be sitting astride you with my warm and nurturing hindquarters or anything no no I'm just fine howdy-do crow hey you seen Tom around anywhere Oh Mike I've been here Tom how you do it you okay in there Oh more than okay Mike I'm floating in a sea of warm nutrients and I'm all set to begin my 21-day gestation period I want to experience the miracle of chicken birth Mike yeah plus there's a huge market for them egg hatch in movies so we got that cam by filming the whole thing yeah yeah that's that's great you know it really is beautiful too Tom but you know I wish you told me about it before you did this really why well you're the the only one that hello yeah go on with your story well I was gonna stay you know three weeks without you I mean you're the only one I depend on for any kind of Rebane conversation well I understand Mike but it's too late now just put me in a warm place Sophie in some enzymes now you know what I gotta get you out of there I can't oh my god Mike I'm not ready whoa what a mess we'll be right back I'll go get a whole bunch of paper towels all right oh boy they was this movie called man is called the brute man they're the two brute man in me I'm being followed by a brotherhood shadows Randy Brewer as Rondo Hatton has the Brutes working up a Rondo thirst boys and Mummenschanz Rondo we're just doing the credits here could you just run Rondo he's ruined isn't of a tall dwarf he hasn't done anything brutish at all so far mom I want the light on in the hall attention all cars it's a lot of cars sanshin all cars general alarm kill your owners car 22 go to 733 spring Avenue it's a 341 that is all with r22 we'll go screw it let's go to the Skyway alone 41 yeah the man says murder I may have to use my Lodge fees on him take our word for it a police car a festive decorative lighting adorns the Downton I got a pass some Rondo some kind of bleeds over everybody talk me can't your words say Pete Sampras Wow imagine this movie in a driver deck it's not a tuition it's a cover charge hey does anybody know where the victory dance is I can't stop I am drawn to dance 1 & 2 2 & 3 what then left and shift by him and his college buddies went bobbing forehand I gotta give me some crayons hey one of the long riders is here huh do you have our bio grades I forget it looks like there's a wait ah see it's College Allegiance why those no brute man laws are really starting to pinch well you just can't get enough around Oh walking down well he headed straight to Thelma Lou's house doing all right for himself in nights colonial laughing assumable I did not bring any Everclear to pour into WAPA too late thanks y'all just like old times and good ol Hampton still on the winning side oh yes one o'clock at the cards and I'll be there oh I don't need any help by the way I just gotta go scrape pate off everything in the house you pigs bye don't do you have my pencil who is it it's me Satchmo el Marvin how love it she's laced up tighter than a catcher's mitt hello yo what do you know just got back from the Broadway show tada you're not howl off it yes you didn't sit on a tuffet objects on my face may appear closer than they really are stay away from me I won't hurt you lift up weird along oh I get it no we don't do the way well should be room at the restaurant by now chiropractor on rampage professor Cushman was laid to rest in a tiny battery powered car hello this thing on can you hear me alone be on the lookout for Rondo he's slightly carbonated so you can slam him down fast attention all cars district 17 all cars district 17 the 341 suspect mentioned in broadcast number nine you'll recall it surrounded in wood L Street 700 block move in today's lunch menu this brute man sounds horrible where can I hide oh wait I am prove me on it myself and no one's even chasing me exit the stage left even the smell of us so the sound of a siren beckon men from the sea girl tippy tippy tippy toe I just have a very strong feeling he's here can you trust my instincts for a minute please you know if this is where a planet where apes evolved from men this is how you'd probably get in your house I'll keep everybody back all right everybody facts well I could have done that all right let's get back at me so I face the final good boy this mall didn't work bit late for my lesson I'll be right there mrs. glass or the police are after me now look up do not attempt to look up good wig Bella Abzug is here is that a my smell kind of chilly Nicholas shut this window is this the best use of manpower are you you want to hold that firm Otto the longer the left-hander Grady's in Van Cliburn apartment it looks like an Easter Island statue I'm gonna take a nap so if you could keep it down out there honey we really need to get a duplicate key oh we need a bigger place you know brutes trying to work on his place she's in there women are drawn to me I still got it who is it it's the plumber I've come to fix the sink don't turn on the light you should be very well what do you want get quiet if you're a burglar I'm afraid there isn't much here for you to steal I'll see if I can find something I'm not a burglar I'm a hot dog what do you want sounds like you're not afraid of me well I'm a little nervous I guess but why should I be afraid of you there they are Clark dancers are you in trouble yes they're after me he's in here go into the bedroom Wow do as I say yes ma'am order me around I escaped to the right apartment just a minute go into the bedroom yes have you seen a matter on there well no I haven't seen anyone take a look in there oh this is so legal she is too much woman for me me all right shows over nothing for me to see here I'll just be about my business then thinking there's no one in there you sure you haven't seen anybody yes I'm sure come on Jerry Lee Lewis moved in upstairs amazing I haven't spoken to another human for years and now this Wow oh right in this store let's see where was I oh holy stars hmm the typewriters making weird noises everybody says he looks like me 1996 got a snag piece of Jimmy hats crowd just drop off my prescription you don't know those weird guys when hangs around a college scene long every graduate yeah welcome back to 1910 a woman was murdered in the same way as the other four victims authorities have issued a warning to all citizens to be on the lookout for this fiend Toby please know he only appears at night he is a large heavyset man usually wearing a black coat and hat descriptions of the creeper have been submitted to headquarters but these vary to such an extent that it's hard to give an accurate picture of the man's face come on what the twins do Dean he was on a tenement rooftop near the waterfront he was tanning and now turning to the other news of the day Jimmy good morning mr. Haskins leave that radio alone sweep up the base you getting paid to work not to entertain yourself okay that peeper guy murdered somebody again last night murderers detective gangsters that's all you think about get the broom I think about sex too yeah eat me a hateful old fossil sign Jimmy hey the brew does nice fourth grade cursive signed not the brute yeah I didn't say anything these come from somebody stuck it under the door hmm ain't customers don't you think it's kind of funny note under the door no go to hell don't go trying to make a mystery out of it piss off somebody probably too busy to pick up the tub could be the creeper creeper creeper creeper you give me the creep dingdong it could be that'd be a swell reason why I wouldn't want to see you about here come out cept at night we just got to deliver these groceries and don't forget the money another reporter why'd you hire me if you hate me so okay but I still think it migraine oh so he'd the creeper or you'll get creeped along with that I mean hurry up with that stuff and then get back here and do the rest of your work dears god I hate you I hope you die crusty little bastard family those somebodies well before hey you pony keg alright it's just magnificent when the Tall Ships come into the harbor meanwhile on el trovador eh okay let me see twenty-three pestilence way leave it outside hello Jolly's how much a dollar and a quarter here's a toenail go away have a nice day rocks I guess no one likes me today is it me am i sending off hostile vibes I really shouldn't do this from him on the crapper but man Smitty is hard to read let's see Lobster 24 bucks Wow knock ray an o'clock coffee you forgot my fruit brute cereal the Shroud of Turin don't say you might want to check the freshness on that mayonnaise I got it out of the back and hey I've tipped him he's big head Todd and the monster hey take two okay okay okay don't blow it I got a real possibility of a free back break here member to breathe a scene from brother's keeper all right relaxed not something he haven't done a whole lot of times before he's it okay you're there there stay out of your own head now hands up to ten and two into the creepin position a promising delivery career comes to an end it's very little chance he playing to me I can't imagine him doing that did that get your hand smells like pennies and some prune juice Metamucil correct all fibercon goes--and that Thank You mr. wethered [ __ ] any boy you know by itself that doesn't establish much you'll send Jimmy over with the rest of that alder what - mr. Haskins yes I will be everything's back from my dare and they said - mom you've been gone nearly two hours now that's the boy for you these days they can't seem to keep their minds on their work good day mr. Haskins reading image heart let's go out be crotchety jumped ass oh man she's a fine piece of woman god is dead god back me fifth freedom huh we have philanthropist laid it's always a philanthropist rock stars and philanthropist Wow Irma Bombeck has a good point how about captain flash or captain rocket captain empty donnelly doesn't do it for a superhero our things in homicide good morning captain what makes you think it's good you does that beaming purse of yours means you have some good news ah us bad news it's on the way I just saw Commissioner Salisbury parking his car outside the mayor secretary is with it just thought I'd let you know give you at least two minutes to think up a good story yeah yeah come back here move me yeah you who put the cookie in the cookie jar after all I assigned you to the creeper murders and I need a partner in this little game of buck-passing hmm by the way just what have you done taught up a handing the murderer are you kidding you know what we've done we're operating the biggest dragnet in the history of crime in this city well it isn't big enough you haven't caught the creepy yet uh I want every available man of the Homicide Bureau put to work on this case immediate now where they don't want excuses I let the creeper in jail within 24 hours or there'll be some changes made around here da midgets good morning commissioner good morning mr. Parkington come on in captain darling hi you're looking fine commissioner how's the missus I trust she's feeling as good as you look she's not she's scared to death like every other woman in town since wholesale murder has the peace department stymied I presume you refer to the creeper murders you presume right I've come here to find out why a killer can terrorize an entire city while the police department twiddles its thumbs oh no I wouldn't exactly call what we were doing thumb twiddling Roger Stan just what would you call it captain thumb rest honor the mayor would like to know now if you gentlemen will please sit down I'll try to bring you up to date on the creeper we are up to date on the creeper hmm we know that you haven't arrested him and his honor the mayor delivered an ultimatum to Commissioner Salisbury this morning he demanded action within 24 hours if none is forthcoming he will ask for the commissioners resignation and I'm telling you Dudley if you don't turn up something to play a public opinion before tomorrow your job won't be what up get his puffer sorry what I was telling you telling gates when you kid in wasn't I lieutenant yes you were and I'll pass the but the word right on down the line to every man dock at all you can depend on me gentlemen very well shall we go Commissioner Sam how'd I do great we're still a good team that was a long dull scene congratulations Oh homicide captain Donnelly speaking huh oh you're lucky for armed robbery okay okay we'll look into it everybody in towns got creeper itis was it some grocer down near the waterfront thinks the creeper might have knocked off his delivery boys so kiss me I stroke every eye cream just that time to get out there before lunch 10:00 whoa how long you gonna be on that phone there tax cuz I'm expecting an important phone call from sherry my realtor about the duplex and all yeah that's great but listen Tom I had the idea hey we have a phone why not call someone like my old girlfriend Carla but she could help us get down from here that's a cute idea to Mike but I keep it around 30 seconds wait cuz Sherry's probably trying to get a hold me yeah whatever fine hello oh hi Carla hey it's me Mike Nelson how are you I'm good hey listen very carefully this is gonna sound weird but I'm trapped up in space my little boy Matthew wants to say I do well no this is very bad Mike hi Matt hi hi hey hi hi hi give the phone back that's great Matt that's terrific sounds like fun hey could you give the phone back to your mom now all right uh-huh give the phone give the phone back man right ma'am you turn back here let me take care of this man can you hear me oh listen son hang up the phone I'm trying to get ahold of my realtor sherry okay I don't hang up man oh great now if you're done Cleveland creeper oh I do the best stir-fry or in for a treat my little delivery boyfriend hey wake up sunshine we use the last set of clean sheets Oh No Apaches it's a noisy apartment here's number $23 but be quiet we have to sneak up on him so I got time to snag a sturgeon and then your boy we forgot about the realtor coming over just push the body under the rug and give it a lickin promise here to leave my boards behind ya door knocked out here for bail stone once hey it's Katie me hey wow you need deep beep alert intruder alert intruder mmm a really good plant house now the crawlspace is a little wet but there's a sump pump I hate these shared bathrooms look can it wait I'm fixing eggs does this body mean anything okay I looked happy The Creeper again oh yeah the looks of that coffee party can't be far away never leaves half a bad man it's not coming the navel and I'll have a look around here okay where are those filters oh god the creepers bedpan yeah yep that doesn't my investigations complete say you're one good-looking man who loves you baby was it there hi guy got all these Lancome products these three saw popular trio recently popular trio is still under investigation oh man yeah they were popular so full of life it's great to be around him well look for more clues make sure his into coupons look at this he puts applesauce in his meatloaf that's a terrific yeah sure it's creeping there Oh Dan where's that northern I had to chained up right here no I won't talk to you anymore well looks like we've combed the area I'm gonna call headquarters for more men will give the whole district a house-to-house canvass that'll take a very large canvas sir say anybody know where the AJ fisken some sausage company is hmm and who is walking on my bridge boss delighted where is olive low people demand boy you know murder Clues may lead to creeper yeah meanwhile The Thin Man arrives at the White House and his brother nice knockers huh laughs love that joke trick or treat for UNICEF gave me good eating are you mr. clever Scott yes captain Donnelly Homicide Bureau and lieutenant gates why did we come in we're not at all come right in thank you we were wondering why you weren't wearing hat I'll do we at home what can I do for you gentlemen I believe you can give us some important information if you will I don't know what this is all about but I'll be glad to help any way that I can shall we go into the living room thank you it's just this way about a mile what is it Clifford I don't know yet dear he's gentlemen from the police department they say they'd like to ask me some questions captain darling lieutenant gates my wife how do you do you can help us to mrs. Scott uh yes I take it you've read about the murders committed by a character the newspapers call the creeper why yes we stumbled onto something this morning we stubbed our toe leads me to believe you can help us identify it you mean that someone we know I think so what was your class at Hampton University 1930 you were in that class too aren't you mrs. Scott yes and you had a classmate named Hal Moffet remember him he was a good friend of ours he sat on a tuffet we have an idea that how Moffatt is the creeper how no he couldn't be we found this in a shack among some of his other things apparently you've been keeping it for some time you see here I'm Hal Moffet I'm the creeper you know I remember when this was taken was right after a football game yes it was the day how almost won the game single-handed yeah two people from that college were killed by the creeper professor Cushman a woman named Joan Bemis we knew Joan quite well I thought you might have when did you last see how Moffatt he was eating curds and whey in three years no he just disappeared disappeared well none of us has seen him since his last year in college see something happened to hell what he graduated it was probably our best friend if I'm thinking of the right guy his last year at Hampton it was kept on the football team there we go in the final game of the season we're planning wins with a conference championship sports writers if they had any doubt about it the game we played against Brentford one of the boards okay not a quick but it certainly paid off on the football tsehai it was all over the place blocking backing up his line passing once let dizzy and up to the fourth quarter had scored three touchdowns and billion broken field runs 14 RBIs and three assists three times he converted for extra points scores good Hampton 21 runs for seven are you great right there don't move it no you move it not right uh hang on I'm having a private flashback right now I'll get back to you open it Elston bird made him a lot of enemies but this year everyone was his friend it was one of the best players Hampton ever produced and we were proud of him sir those really neat look can we get back to the murder case al and I were very close friends it was only one catch to it we were both in love with Virginia and to complicate matters Joan Bemis was madly in love with Hal football we're going to celebrate that night the forum's each had patty melts I had a date with Virginia but Hal did little conniving he picked her up in his car and didn't arrive until the evening was half over leaving Joan and me to amuse ourselves by staring each other across the table big pickle Sun of course he had a story ready when they did get there he always had a story and knowing his temper I seldom challenge to know what you mean by that hi we're late folks but I had some car trouble and couldn't seem to find out what it was all of a sudden it started just like that you know how it is cliff oh boy how did the screwing again just like he did on the field that afternoon so tell me about this cat poster apparently the cat's hanging on a stick yeah jagoff sure Hal and I were roommates he was the athlete and I was a scholar let's make lots of money help him a lot with his studies it's an old college custom keeping football stars eligible to play wasn't because hell was dumb but he was it was just too impatient to study hard on the football field he got action quick hmm you can't stiff on your way through a flock of chemistry problems yep I got a very heavy date with Virginia right after chemistry class and boy have I got plans did I ask did some boasting I did some things then he made the mistake of asking me to check his chemistry answers I saw a chance to keep him from having that date with Virginia his answers were right but I fixed that I gave him a set of wrong ones he memorized them very carefully for the verbal quiz scheduled for the next day so you're a big fat jerk hydrochloric acid sulfuric acid and nitric acid are all catalytic agents very good mr. Scott but I didn't ask mr. Moffatt sit on my topic sulfuric acid when combined with H four and seven will form a solution of hydrochloric acid mr. Moffet I have never spanked a senior before you know you'd better remain after class mr. Moffet you seem to have everything wrong today class dismissed they'll never suspect me he'll realize that I had crossed him up he was accustomed to being a winner never a loser it was plenty angry because I'd outsmarted him when he showed it I'm gonna grow an ugly face and kill you though as a coachman put hell to work on a difficult experiment that would keep him busy the rest of the afternoon and just to needle him I walked Virginia past the laboratory wonderful your good friend the look he gave us told me I'd better get away from that quick he could never tell what he'd do when his temper flare come on let's go throw cigarette butts at the monkeys ha ha out vile jelly my okay yeah I think I am this time it brought tragedy do you want the lab no this is him in the hospital and tried to talk to him but he wouldn't answer hmm just lay there stirring up in dat the doctors told us the chemicals might affect certain glands and nerves and if they did his features would never be normal again and you haven't seen him since then no he left the hospital up to several weeks and just dropped out of sight did the doctors tell you anything else about him I mean about his mental state oh yes he wants math one of them did say that how was pretty bitter when he left yeah winter walking like that could very easily have affected his mind and if he is the creeper I guess that's what happened you mean he may have killed professor Cushman just because he kept him after class that day possibly I'm not telling metal quick can develop into an extreme case of paranoia so quit looking at me you say he was in love a deal well I don't know I never took her very seriously because Clifford and I were in love with each other it's over now I see you well thank you very much for the information you've given as long-winded and pointless but thank you so do you have a statue I could borrow oh I'm going to have your place what day a night for a while mr. Scott you mean you might come here well you never can tell what a man will do when his mind's affected better to be on the safe side he might hold you responsible for what happened after all you gave him the wrong answers yes I did when I don't let it upset you we won't let anything happen and you will explain to mrs. Scott about my men covering the place you might think their problems truly good night good night is there anything I could have done differently often walk downstream he'd save need pavement before how streetwear live I thought I'd look up and it did remind me of something but knew yes I'll join band evening creeper hi person River wider Wow the Joan Rivers collection and how those things get off the ground I'm going to get a big facial now how do you put when it's this whip but Oh dorm be right but gotta leave some cable have a bra fit or on tonight see something you like mister yeah but it's not on menu hmm I'm looking for a rig to make my hand look date to the that's a very fine taste my friend a very reasonable you can have it for 35 uglies I mean dollar what your murder nothing we're just gonna say that you can buy it for practically nothing yeah how much fella to you $12 and a half I'll tell you I'll pay you for work tomorrow I'm sorry I don't do business that way you don't drugs me no and my business is it's too expensive see Dvorak put it back I'll call the police okay tomorrow you a man creeper the world sure wasn't in G back well well I won't where we will just like touch Stillman Rondo Hatton in barefoot in the park wonder what the odds are that I live here it's me mr. creeper gross no I think that bag come in no boy or today I've had I gotta say I'm all creeped out I was worried about you I mean those men and we're after you thanks for helping me I brought you something oh thank you what is it why don't you look at it you see I'm blind lemon Jefferson dried lead me on thought you might have guessed it last night what did you bring me here it's a viewmaster hmm did you keep the receipt beautiful I can tell he's like Oh does he drink krill through his mouth big Bailey whoa so do we make out now why were those men chasing you they thought I'd done something that it wasn't my fault oh I'm sure it wasn't creepy may I call you creep I don't know if I should accept this from you you haven't even told me your name it's how mine's Helen we're engaged now right last night you seemed surprised because I wasn't afraid of you what's wrong hell should I be afraid might be a good idea what else is well now I am I can't tell you it's a surprise do you want to be friends with me gee I don't know I have so many well okay you're you're nice to me and no one else is is that it the coy Rondo hadn't I think I understand you're a hideous murderer when you've been blind as long as I have you learn to see through your senses I sense through my sweat glands I can't explain it exactly but you get a feeling about people when you meet them you see a picture of them in your mind picturing their glutton just what they look like but what they really are and what size hat they wear you see them much more clearly than you do with your eyes no you don't maybe that's why they say looks are deceptive no they're not do you know what I mean you're smothering me yes I know I'd like to help you if you'd let me you can oh just let me go to see you of course I want you to I'm alone most of the time except when I get piano lessons or when I'm at umpire school I have such a good idea of you now but if I could touch your face then No don't do that I know I don't want you to I'm breaking out okay oh you're wearing Drakkar Noir aren't you hello open the pod bay door Hal hmm Miss Helen creeper refuse to use articles a police wrong pour your money back a mountain creeper theme come on I didn't mean to break it I thought it was in park well good morning commissioner good morning mr. Parkington I thought you'd be dropping by about this time so you're sitting here playing gin rummy with another creeper murderer on the front page of the newspapers I think better when I'm enjoying my hobby our pigeon fancier sure what does I see me Donnelly we told you I know I know you told me already that you wanted the creeper arrested within 24 hours well gentlemen he's still at large now I suppose the bear yourself have decided to take over personally no doubt you'll have the killer in custody in ten minutes flat I'll just let the newspapers know that is in your lap just a minute captain let's not be hasty about this you don't mean that his honor the mayor wouldn't relish the job that you wouldn't like to take over that's beside the point the entire city is up in arms and the creeper goes on killing people now I'm a reasonable man darling I'm glad to hear it commissioner it's uncle Charlie all that the pressures off I can let you know that we have the first definite clues to the identity of the creeper who is it yes who who is it I said clue gentlemen when I'm certain I'll give you the lowdown and I believe it'll resume that's all I can tell you is moment now if you will excuse me I have gates on a triple blade I'm beginning to lose my trust in government it's nice to know that noël Coward's in charge of the police force why don't you let him know about the newspaper clippings all right I'll have those publicity hounds filling the front pages with a lot of stuff have it scare the creeper right out of town well that sex was very serviceable and reliable thank you oh hello creeper hi creeper why those take place in Alaska there's no daylight can't believe she makes me go outside to smoke a cigarette I better go drop off the instructions for the brooch welcome to The Creeper Arms Apartments one three and four she's not a very good singer a she songs got something other two four and one and two and three at 410 that's fine Dorothy just buy it'll be $600 I'm going very nicely mr. sovereignty you'll be playing the classics before you know it I don't want to play that stuff I want to play Moony Mughal yeah you can play that too as a hobby but first you must master the things that I solid but bully will be inside really simple hush dear but your music away we're going home now to get that from her father he plays hot chocolate in the firemen's band oh come along dear I do not open door next week at the same time I'll see that she practices like I told her to miss Helen I'll be right in the groove Oh Dorothy good night good night hey fella why the long face now I'm sorry I thank you not to do that no that hurts I am err oh you want to use a different fingering not to break up the phrasing look Helen other girls in the sorority asked me to talk to you about your incessant piano playing she can't hear him she's the most inefficient blind person I've ever seen boys you think you're God's gift to pianos don't you who is it oh oh it's you hell I didn't hear you come in I did not a creeped hollows mid-afternoon again no I was listening outside when those people left I just walked in see please sit down I'm going to call the police we make our living teaching kids to play oh yes I managed to get along how do you get into that kind of thing so during that you'd be like you are I love music and I like teaching it to others I don't find my blindness to much of a handicap yeah me you killer won't you ever be able to see no now lay off the doctor told me a year ago that there might be a chance if I had an operation why don't you do it it would be very expensive and the insurance company considers it cosmowright earn a lot of money so much that I don't even think about it anymore if you could see you'd I'm nothing I can't take anything right now I'm going to say hell no this where's your little boy's room what's wrong yeah why don't you want me to see you are you afraid yeah I'm afraid why you'd know if you could see me if I'm not afraid of you now why would I be if I could see you sure you would be everybody else is good but it's probably just as well that I'm blind don't you have any idea how much that operation would cost oh the doctor said it would be two or three thousand dollars at least but I'd rather have a car know how yeah if you just let me touch your face I'm sure that why it feels like air man he must really be a woofer I like myself I am beautiful I like myself I am beautiful what this is it hey you must know how he feels I serve oh hey yeah it's pretty good yep sorry about all this mrs. lot Leah shame in it creepers branched off into stalking mm-hmm The Creeper must approach the house cautiously so as not to startle the house save the coupon sir how do you think I got this great house I love that I think the movie stuck hear me and hydrangea bush Rondo Hatton in True Lies showing the same great form that allowed him to rush 200 yards against Yale dad I don't think she's gonna come out and give me that goodnight kiss they're gonna those stick of the male slack Wow what a great set of lamps jeez I keep smoking the same cigarette why can't burn it real do you have a normal open hose again it's the cheyenne social club he can't decide if he's a creeper or peeper a stalker or Walker a backbreaker in today's job market you can't afford not to diversify we're into some deep creep in here well no one showed up for my 1870s party I insisted on separate bedrooms there is no reason why my husband needs to be anywhere near me I could have swore I had an appointment to show her a vacuum cleaner now I'm an old friend why don't I just go to the front door creeper creeper well it's not a name and what I've chosen for myself but it seems to fit how these cigarettes are really addicting I wonder if they know about that disgusting habit I mean I got my own battles but geez her hair looks like something it pound meat with me oh sure I can kill a guy with my bare hands but I can't open a Pella window no way this has got to be by far as long as Crete it's like one of those all days super endurance ultra creeps [ __ ] rigo's they should get kids going on these things ah man I should have bought at least eight more cartons for the creepin part of this job and I get quite tedious come on creeper get off the pot man I just love these things I love six I got to get a carton of these for my pregnant wife well this isn't my normal nazca creeping sometimes you gotta improvise Rilo really is it they're so good for you hey that guy's not a bad creeper himself I don't just want to be known as a creeper I want to be known as the creeper well no he's gonna steal the camp pizza for the State Fair Queen creeper creeper bacon okay this is gonna be great Mike I'm gonna need your help see that monitor down there could you lift that up on the desk no oh hey there is a mono and cambot if you could zip ahead in the experiment to that part we talked about with a guy and that no no no not that guy but not well you know a little forward forward like that that guy that guy that guy now as I believe we've mentioned already this guy looks quite a bit like former Republican presidential candidate Thomas Dewey again he looks like Thomas I'm doing Dewey right got it yeah right grains like brown bully that Mike if you could lift that picture see this picture back here just lift that picture of Thomas Dewey I'm in here yeah time to do either yo mmm-hmm all right okay now listen here's what got me going there's this old song called the crimes of Tom Dooley huh hang down your head Tom Dooley yeah yeah senator you know how that goes all right yeah yeah I think I see where you're headed with it maybe hmm this is gonna be fun so what got me to thinking was what would happen if instead of singing hang down your head Tom Dooley you thing you were to go ahead and sing do it hang down your head I'm doing I'm doing Dewey yeah run down your head and cry run down your head Tom do we poor boy you're bound to die there you see let's make sure you make a real interesting point I think we can all see what let's go ahead and do it then huh well I I think you just did well Tom if you would sing the name if you want and Mike I believe it helps if you point to the picture Edie you're probably right okay great aim down our head took Tom Dewey we hang down and cry thing down your head Tom Dewey Crowe what is your point here well come on use your imagination why would Thomas do we have to hang down his head huh what why would he be bound to die huh see it's the juxtaposition of our names and there's endless examples of this sort of fun hey here's another one hang on Snoopy Snoopy hanging knots loopy no it's hey cambot join me Snoopy Snoopy hang on be central you know a creeper with decent manners with a phone to edit this one moved along much faster if he'd been called a Jaguar the cheetah icepad but I prefer my River Shack mrs. Bates can Norman come out and play no no as creepy as is turning to wandering rocks moved faster than this guy come on Anna now is she and chips room or Robbie's doors you mock me you know I've never been able to run you she's using a harmonica on her nails Joan hi say do you have those chem notes hello Virginia I'm hunting wabbits the who are you you don't remember me no what oh right you're my husband of course you're not how yeah I've changed the loom since all rice are you at me Hey yeah like you're a total Fox it frightens you doesn't it believe this is what you encrypted to me but we never knew so friends yeah you played on me just like all the other and even got a detective outside now good thank you for me they insisted on guarding the house they told us you with a creeper but you'd killed all those people Joe and professor Cushman and the others I need some care mix now I need some money a lot of money please see the bursar I'll do anything I can to help you but we don't keep very much money in the house Chris doing all right for himself you've got me got a lot of jewels good evening miss Scott hello I'm sorry up stay out here that's all right sir it's my job good night you know by the way you mind if I smoke out here right keep quiet Virginia there's cliff tell him come on up he's not keeping quiet I'm up here Claire okay dear ma'am she's in the bedroom I can't believe it I haven't had anything in weeks Wow hello dolly I defeated Truman today what's the matter hello crab it's how he a the creeper aka the problem yeah it's been a long time creek yeah I don't blame you for not recognizing me cliff they were right he is the creeper he killed those people isn't it exciting why he'll what happened to you look at my face yes but that's what happened to me thanks to you awkward I'm here I need money I told him he'd be glad to do anything we could to help him yes of course get those jewels of mine on the wall safe but all right they're in here no all right you know my gallery mags are in here so what else have you been up to you've been creeping a lot you know one one I'm not giving you my whitey Ford rookie card it's locked I keep the key in the desk drawer I won't need a key but he'll has personal papers in it things have no value to you but very value to me I'd like to keep the P don't mind okay I'm not watching ah the flexible burglar so he'll you go to the reunion next month hear the gangs get met together John Bemis is bringing banjo she's fun it's chemistry answers you won't need that here's a jewelry put up your hands you oh man right in the mess I'm sorry hell but I had to I know you're mad aren't you just like when I deformed your face you're mad kiss me you brute man Scott mr. Scott do you have a cigarette our poor fellow pal did you see his bathrobe what's going on I heard a shot it's how Moffat he's upstairs my husband shot it be honest offered at the time ma'am stop it's really gonna cut into my smoking time well maybe I can't take his last cigarette no well good luck however turns out calling cars 41 and 53 district 5 yes 41 in 53 district 5 proceed at once to 500 block Cottage Grove Avenue investigate a 3 for 1 register receipt with caution this job is by the creeper hubcaps are alerted it was right around the corner so this is a Persian rug little oh yeah oh mama yeah head all right whoo baby maybe he's been hurt badly enough to slow him up captain dolly yeah we just got a flash on the radio they've traced him to the tenement district over by Grant Avenue well maybe you know what I think yeah I know you're a large pink smelly man oh boy this could mean an early and unexpected end to his creeping career yeah that creeper is on the 15-day DL Matthew justice oh look the hell did you ever get a piano up here okay once I get to her I have to ask her to move to the first floor oh they're going to visit mr. Kotter hello hello anybody there is it dark hello you know one thing you have to say for this creeper he really opened the door for other creepers ladies and gentlemen in the center ring the creeper will now attempt the high thing should have called her told her to me beat the truck star man such a nightmare for all creepers a blow out a knee or get shot like this so he's in pain and it's taking him a long time so mostly like before them geez I wish I wore my gym clothes dog got the trick groin when he said several injuries that don't really help his chances with women Oh Oh feels good just to not creep uh-huh and that's significant because Oh bet I look like hell honey my face is as big as ever and someone shot my sister off Helen that don't do that startled me you came in by the fire escape are you in trouble again no I've got something for you a transformer I got with my happy meal Stevie's this stuff will bring enough for that operation you mean my calf implants where did you get these how your hurt I hear blood I'm alright now you have that operation right away and can it wait till morning how wait I'd like an appraisal of these jewels so they came from a wounded guy with a hole in his groin who wouldn't let me touch his face and this is a daredevil lure yes ma'am it'll take a few minutes you care to wait yes I'll wait hey go ahead and wait then start meeting right over there stuff is hotter than a Pasadena tennis courts Wow he got his name legally change standing Lea little detail in this robbery detail and one rock and I pian agate that's an odd recipe well mrs. Robinson uh I got the room give me the police what did you say when he gave you these jewels he told me to sell them and use the money for an operation on my eyes didn't you think that was a little funny hmm I started to ask him about them but he left before I had a chance don't you realize you can get yourself into a lot of trouble protecting a criminal let me put it this way have you ever seen Jade heeds well I think you can call him bad mmm back me up on this Roy believe it didn't you know the police were after him no not even that first night when they came to your room I thought they were just some man with badges and guns never told me oh well I guess he wouldn't I knew he was in some sort of trouble but I didn't realize it was with the police I thought he was pregnant what has he done he has crept murder that wholesale good prices on murder happens to be the creeper not my creeper creeper oh maybe you'd better sit down by the way am i showing too much cleavage he was so nice to me he gave me a cheap brooch and everything I just can't believe this about him well believe this sister get these things decided cannot sells rights to Universal the friendship of the boy or the killer whales my girl confessed his friendship with creeper killer read all about it blind girl confessed he just told the whole story extra meat alright now I gotta buy up every paper in town next to extra get your in addition here blind girl tells all Rick Astley is selling newspapers oh we all about it get your paper ahead get you later Reaper needs a clipping service let's hear when other Giants did oh my god blind girl tells all about creeper none of this would have happened if chemistry work required well it looks like the creepers back in the game let's see what he can do with that new plastic groins black hole alley of the entire movie once again what light window break that was our song whatever the hell it is still hasn't gotten that phrasing right hey maybe he's gonna do ask in the can no never before has the screen sizzled with such intense fire escape action I really hope he doesn't accidentally sneak in and kill Alicia dealer OSHA right now she's probably having coffee and sharing stories with Terry give and Diane shirt why don't they just call this movie the creeper man gotta be really awkward if he walked in on her she was entertaining another big ugly murderer guy she at least owes me an explanation it happens every time was the preacher from the right stuff she can't resist the great smell of Brut man well if you kind of morphed Joe Namath's features you'd have this guy flex all baby how this movie comes full circle again I gap excuse me I'm from downstairs could you play through the headphones now she's really gene Hackman dressed as a woman to trap him does he got that himself let's just hop out into the sides here at the mom do you have any eyes get her are there people here is something happening oh we don't know we changed our plan at the last minute and decided not to let him strangle you tothis sucks oh come on let's not make a federal case I would get up that was a fine thing you did miss paid helping us trap to kill it I wonder how he feels about it he trusted me wanted to help me don't let her get you his mind it snapped after all he was a psychopathic killer and by the way I have some news for you your new eyeballs are here I've been talking to certain people and we they think you're going to get that operation one of our sergeants does a part-time wonderful you look tired why don't me I see you home mmm oh thank you uh thanks but I've been getting up from chairs for years now she's gonna find out how ugly he is oh there goes my pigeon serial killers are wacky producers releasing corporation reminding you dog fare doc Reaper so is a smart French hey anybody thinks servo no nope yeah but if you take okay that's great alright well I want to read a letter here got a knife hi everybody sorry I'm late just closing on my duplex oh hey you closed from here sure sherry took care of everything she's a super sharp Gail what's it closing well all I know is you sign a lot of papers and you're write a lot of checks now you're a landlord yes siree Martha oh I'll get that probably for me hello landlord servo here what can I do you for guys going to jail you know none of my concern here is a letter from Krista and Dana hey Dina put this up on still store you see the nice silhouette there drew down there it says hi Mike Tom crow gypsy a samba how are you guys doing over there we are cute hmm yeah we are so glad you brought MST back to midnight our 70 year old grandmother works all day but she makes sure to stay up for MST 3000 I don't know just don't flush the toilets I want you absolutely that picture of Nana up there on Nana you can see she's given the big thumbs up hey yeah hey do you know one they need the water Ron I mean they must have shut it off for a good reason all right and got another one here from Cara Lee bailiff she says thank you for helping me to discover that good things did not vanish with the Reagan presidency what do you mean I'm on the Village Voice top 10 worst landlords list I just bought the place it's in Pennsylvania for crying out loud yeah Philly hi mom and her new guys sandy are just pulling up outside I'm not really that upset about sandy anymore I just needed to figure a few things out and for you My Damn Oh Clayton you're still up hmm well I'm gonna go freshen up don't you go anywhere Sandra so did you have a good time oh sure clay let me tell you my boy next time you got a little chicky on the line just take her to Chili's set the hook and oh I will do that drink sandy sure I don't think I'm driving anymore tonight what do you look like I'm Ben oh hi ton yes mommy did you turn sandy into the chicken of tomorrow hey I guess I did lady if you well if you don't watch out for me who will Oh mother I love you I feel quite strongly toward you as well you creeper creeper creeper you give me the creep this has been a presentation from Comedy Central

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Published: Thu Jun 09 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/LittleBlueBox10]

One of my favorite line from this episode. "Creeper. Creeper. Creeper. You give ME the creeps!"

[u/adamav]

Any excuse to post this:

https://youtu.be/jsy62rUB0lQ?t=73

[u/jaoblia]

"They forgot my Fruit Brute cereal!"

[u/pjabrony]

"Hi creeper."

"Hi person."

[u/slaterj117]

This is one of things really missing in the Netflix seasons. Part of the joy was listening to Mike, Joel, or the bots lose it while riffing a movie. I always felt like Jonah and the new bots were more concerned with rapid delivery of jokes (maybe I'm wrong. I would be interested in seeing some examples).

[u/malachilenomade]

Honey, my face is as big as ever and someone shot my sizzler off.

[u/manbearpig923]

I love the parts with the shopkeeper. This is one of my favorite episodes!

[u/Hot_Wheels_guy]

("Why are people afraid of you?")

"I can't tell you. It's a surprise."

[u/Lembach_Is_Staying]

My favorite MST3K scene. :-)