MST3k 912 - The Screaming Skull

five one welcome to the satellite of love as you can see there's been some changes in Tom it's a little difficult to explain not difficult at all Mike acting on some ancient urge imprinted in my very genes a few days ago I rigged my way onto a twig and began squeezing a thin stream of liquid from my spinneret which I turned into a soft button of silk then using wave-like movements of my body I rolled my skin off toward my rear exposing the soft front parts of the pupa okay okay alright the point is I'm a butterfly and a glorious one at that right so the Tom servo we've all known and loved oh nothing but a larvae Mike and it was a surprise to me too hell I didn't even know I had a spinner right until I began squeezing that thin stream of liquid you know okay enough for the thin stream now the colorings is that a camouflage is some sort yeah well unfortunately I blend in only with myself Mike makes me incredibly susceptible to being eaten by a barn swallow I tend to survive only a day or two yeah well until that happens I whipped up a little nectar for you here you go hmm hey my proboscis doubles as a party favor yeah neat we'll be right back hey servo what happened here I'm still a beautiful butterfly Mike I've had a few unfortunate happenstance as such as my wings being torn off in an industrial accident well that depressed me so I ate a lot of mallomars and gained all the weight back but I was soon feeling better and went back to work but alas someone turned on the extruder while I was cleaning it and my bottom two pairs of delicate butterfly legs were ripped from me again depressed I hit the pecan Sandies hard and gained my remaining weight back in my remaining arms my arms by now in a metabolic frenzy started to leech fats from my antennae which made them so thin as to be invisible but I am still a beautiful butterfly Mike and butterflies are free to fly fly away highway bye bye well makes sense and I still have my proboscis right oh pearls call it and it seems urgent yes mrs. Forrester me have you penguin costumes on yet we would meet here at ten o'clock with their penguin costumes on already hey it's not our fault it's it's Mike's yeah why didn't you tell us Mike and that's great Mike didn't tell us yeah yeah yeah you couldn't even have left us a note on the refrigerator door I got you we don't have a refrigerator exactly Mike we don't have a refrigerator cuz you don't make enough money to get one cuz your job stinks cuz you never stayed in school cause you were too lazy to get proper post-secondary school training so we have to suffer for exactly that's why it's your fault we don't have our costumes on Mike's fault Birds too late it's good and decent gentlemen what are your penguin costumes sorry all these uh these old costumes were all we could come up with sorry anyone as gullible as you poor dopes to be bullied by such a simple thing like this all we have to do is call fifty three costume shops to find one that had three penguin costumes reserved him eight months in advance with a huge cash deposit then paying the balance of eight hundred ninety nine dollars per costume to run them for an hour then put them on then wait till you guys woke up and finish breakfast then call you may believe we enjoyed an appointment up when you know where penguin costumes in then actually it was a teaching aesthetic of us I'm afraid whoa well you guys should be even more humiliated Nelson you have a dog costume on you all have ridiculous-looking penguin costumes on and you're at a lot of money and time I hereby decree that you are more burns than us your humiliation is at least 1% higher we win to celebrate we're sending you a horrible smelly movie it's called the screaming skull eat it stupid boy they look stupid yeah at least we maintained our dignity yep Oh way better than theirs go back romp around hoping to be about robot romp stance on Saturdays Gumby used toy robots to do his chores so that he and his pal pokey could relax but on this day something unexpected happened Gumby was nude me we both have a glass of milk you certainly made one of my classmates died in the kill today mother amazing thing about Gumby is that you can use them as window caulk are you getting your work done all right look out the window mother's folk you left a big surprise in your begonias well I declare that was a clever idea this way we don't have to hire illegal immigrants but remember to return the robots when we're through with them sure don't you worry your squishy little head about it don't that's wallace and gromit yard hey that's old girls play habitats against humanity 16-ton what he gets play figures go home Rahm clever boys certainly deserves some crackers with their milk crackers Wow maybe they can have a white rice later close-ups reveal the weakness of the whole friend damn I need more pig's blood this is gonna be a stat I want you to yeah I'll have to take this down to the shop now you use one of those older Philips analog chips in your robot you gonna get this we just goes to work starkers fire department oh right away dear I'll use the company car it's a fair - partly cotton a day no both sentence to where permanent bell-bottoms are you alright dear you came just in time what's that yeah you're kind of slacking off on the house shaking here Ron I'm gonna set you on Don Knotts strength Oh in the name of all that is clay but in all of the shag carpeting that squares my breasts but no but but go to the garage quickly mom threatened to make me into a bowl look Gumby your father didn't stop that one wonder where the Gumby's never had any other children oh my tail is lifting gotta move his body back upstate look at my flower bed I'm gonna glaze your backside young man buuut bad move robots do not fight clean you know that by car half see what you get thank goodness for the internal genitalia pay for my head bump surgery and I'll get you down son I'll need a can of play-doh to replace my but there's only one way to stop that robot now on CNN Stumbo a matador I think someone just sold in a bad rug he death robot hey you can throw things through dad I'm gonna get an anvil he's extremely high crouched I bought this but the royalties from an earlier short now when did Gumby get a class a slice Wow look at that robot oh that's disgusting Davey and Goliath are moving in next door there goes the neighborhood she's got a sweater wrapped onto her head I poked again a seventh day with no food or water please have mercy now I'm ready for years of powerful Adlerian therapy Mike this is worse than seven hey his pump is on the other side thank you and good night happy under a pile of Chinese food what a lovely arrangement of popcorn balls route I hate it when people die they make such a big deal assets you know it's a it's like a dead person won the Kentucky Derby al Lewis is one-man show how this reminds me Mike we're out of embalming fluid yeah the screaming skull is a motion picture that reaches its climax in shocking horror but we cut that its impact is so terrifying that it may have an unforeseen effect it may kill you if you watch in front of a moving bus therefore its producers feel they must assure free burial services to anyone who dies of fright while seeing the screaming skull offer void in Utah Florida and Arizona taxes an acquisition fee not included must take delivery of dealer stock hey guys I'm gonna get a free coffin put some ice in it fill with beer have a great theme party that's that's what I'm doing what are you gonna do with your free coffin you take those off don't ya yep shocking horror Rekha tacacs coax coax you guys might be tempted to make a smoke on the water joke here but I urge you to refrain okay okay who turned up the heat in the hot tub my Sharona yep when you think shocking Hari you think German oompah band music mouse hola good news assistant director more release for Kamino pakkun unit photography can do I can do a canoe Bowl one time thank you Betty Jane Lane I I knew a Peggy Sue Turnpike one time thank you thank you well I I knew an Alex Kristy McNichol one time thank you very much good night yes shocking horror arrives in style in your 1953 Mercedes damn key out of ya Oh ah Davenport just need to adjust you there you go welcome mrs. Whitlock lovelier you look disappointed for a moment did not a truly lovely Oh out of my way help us NBC is after us hide us but that's the Denman that's right their bedroom it could be yes it is gonna be ours he'll leave some fixing firsts her room yes come on along I'll share the rest of the house we then pleasant but I have issues quire's late no blacks old shoes please it's rather forbidding now I suppose empty like this but it was usually this way coated with filth shortly after Marian and I were married she removed all the furniture of parents had left it this is our home and she was the same and we must choose everything carefully it's he reading from a report didn't get very far before she died but now that you were here it's gonna be lovely again but that ends my narration so best of luck with our marriage hope to see you again soon I'll take care of that too you have candles the crisis from that Manek i invite you to join me in marital intercourse clapton look life had died out and this confirms it look gross want to go hunt for bugs here have a stick honey oh that's where Mickey keeps his gardening things who's Mickey the gardener has previously implied he's kept it up the two years I've been away by yourself that's right just work awfully hard oh he and Marion would spend hours on end working here in the gardens and up in the greenhouse back there what does Mickey do he loved it very much sometimes I used to wonder who she was my wife Mickey's nursemaid mm-hmm you know I don't think he quite believes she's gone I think he expected to show up one of these mornings and ask older for neglecting the gardens you still love her don't you hey look you're second choice accepted hmm how I'm not jealous you're grateful - I think your loved ones really love to learn how to love always learning it from her you give again to me look I made a mustache with your hair I love you deceased wife I mean Jenny I don't know they're driving around the back what's the robots I hired to do the yard work come on get in the shop before the jump cut occurs we stopped by to meet you know why and you forgot your baby to see you Eric Jenny this is mrs. snow I'm very happy to meet you Jenny this is a lovely surprise and I Reverend mr. snow hello my dear I know I happen to be going into town I ran into mr. Mauer he told me you were getting back today and we thought we'd just drop by and bring you something for your dinner the modern should stay for dinner oh no not tonight no we wouldn't think of that oh no please say yes it would be like old times all right on the condition that I do the cooking you don't have to you know I know that but I'd love to I'll bring fill dirt or there's Mickey excuse me honey Vicky hey it's Mickey and he's wearing pants today hey Mickey poor Mickey he's so fine he blows my mind or America keeps this place up like a shrine my husband loves me mostly though right Eric told me how he loved Mary Mickey's father was a gardener here when Marian's mother was alive so lay off Mickey and Marian grew up together here Jenny this is Mickey Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare how do you do I hope we'll be good friends well Mickey give her your paw that's a good boy we all go inside it's a good idea Nick you remember you promised me some of those rows cutting all right I sing you'll get Mickey okay I'm gonna have to get you down with a barbershop one day well what should we do with our knotty miscreants I think we should give them milk and cookies hooray okay ah hi Mike you're just in time to enter our wonderful clay-based world of whimsy and wonder we're under the surface looks a rat's nest of seething violence and hatred we meet you want to unpack that for me ah sure Mike welcome to the land of our two little clay figures bolus and horse flop what do they do well mostly together lint hair and animal dander but they share an impassioned hatred of robots I move the robots up there will you Mike and this colorful story are two pranksters hire some well-meaning unsuspecting robots who want nothing more than to serve humanity to the best of their abilities and the two wretched lumps of filth carry out a campaign of terror and savagery on the handsome helpful robot okay I think I see where you're going with this you guys good you work the lumps we'll do the voices Oh guys come on I know you're hurting please Mike just work the lumps okay all right fine it originated does it today okay now Mike make the lump sets match the robots go ahead go ahead come on put yourself through this no Mike this is what happens in the real world horrid lumps of discharge destroy beautiful innocent robots with impunity calm down I'll tell you what I'll make a note to pearl to go easy on the Gumby shorts all right can you get some dizzy Grizzlies there Mike we need them for the trauma we're experiencing dizzy Grizzlies for trauma there in spirit we'll be right back soon you'll be munching dizzy Grizzlies come on Larry you know I have people wised up to hiring guys like this come on Mike how was he any different than you really I'll just grab a goldfish for lunch nothing like a bath to perk me right up well I better go rotate the hostages this all gunk that's left off Mickey children love to hang drapes you know you've got to admit it does make the room look better you can come and help me with dinner now come on Ed would you keep Jenny company yes dear my wife and I have an understanding oh man it's like a buffet of victims I don't even know where to start van Gaal's howdy way exit stage left and I'm so ass tree and my husband doesn't even know it for the best I went someplace and I'm sad you know so many men when they lose the wife they try so hard to deny the last they marry someone exactly like the first wife seems fair using the living to bring back the dead does it no I suppose it doesn't we make a prison for ourselves out of the past at least our sentimental wished for a past mrs. snow yes dude shut up there's something I must tell you in the Reverend well of course Eric what is it you see jenny has not had a very happy pass oh and talking about it or about something that might strongly remind her of it she's very impressionable is there something wrong no not really you see I by locating she lost her parents many years ago in a very tragic way and talking about unhappy past only she's very impressionable see I wanted to be happy mrs. snow of course you do and so do we all mm-hmm now how did she lose them no she set them on top of the Karen then drove off well I'm not trying to it's just that mr. snow and I can help better if we know something about it they drowned in an accident hi Debbie Jenny saw it all well thank you for the hand grenade mr. Mauer boy he's a lawyer in town why no I knew we were coming you said you heard from mr. Mauer why Eric wrote him why he takes care of the estate Oh what's left of it oh that's right Eric has to see him tomorrow why why well Eric's call executor of the estate along with mr. Mauer you see Marion's death was so sudden that well all it was left to Eric was the house and these grounds mr. Mauer told me that Eric had found someone very sweet and very kind and with whom he was very much in love he didn't say enough unfortunately that all fell through I still got it how did I didn't Eric tell you he sat on her head I think the subjects rather painful to me I'd like to make him talk about it let's just say she was riddled with bullets I'd like to know it was a rainy day and he shot her she and Mickey had been working up there in the greenhouse she left him to go back to the house for a few minutes then a lion jumped out and shot her at least that's what Eric said the way we pieced it together after the accident is if he/she got shot while she was coming down this path apparently it began to rain very hard then she got dead she must have run along here we don't know of course what happened then we should have called the police perhaps she slipped on a leaf face of her skull was smashed anyway how are you it was thought that she hit her head on the edge of the cement wall where we're sitting no and she fell in there she died in the water that's where Eric found her 10 minutes later Dave Brunner searches for his ball here's the Mickey Wayne here I'm going down to the house then you went away in the rain it's growing pot hope get a box and don't forget the view and Erica coming for lunch day after tomorrow you will do better than that we'll come to church on Sunday as well oh okay church is like moving a mountain go come come along my dear it's getting late yes you hot stuff thank you very much for bringing Jenny into our lives thank you for the dinner what the hell was that very wealthy oh yes mister mom told me in town today she's not at all like Mary no she's so gentle and timid as it was if she were afraid of something I did have a gun in her ribs during dinner but I knew you'd like my friends do you know that hey nice Patty's got there shut up I'm going to start my own pond well I could read Paul Reiser's autobiography over and over again I have a headache it was either the clown wallpaper the flat gray paint avoiding the old goat by Ann Landers it was called beast in the jungle it's about what to expect in my honeymoon how about a man waited all of his life for something great wonderful to happen time then he gets me he had only one good friend hmm it's a woman confide mm-hmm and she died it's really hilarious at her grave suddenly realized that she was the great wonderful thing that he'd waited for all of his life there's too late Wow too bad so some his memories like beast on a jungle rise up out of the past overwhelming now let me tell you about norman schwarzkopf book flat drab passion meanders across the screen so anyway in the second chapter this fellow finds out that what he looked for was moving Wow that was great with a skeet shooting in the Lido deck she's got mosquito netting protecting her bosoms oh he's down there on the teeter-totter again Erik turns out he's setting up tables for a card party just beheading rats down here honey yeah I think she's nude now oh come on much she's nude can you at least give me that I have a papal decree to read okay I think they've set enough mood we can move on to plot now yeah micki crawled in our bed again it's likely have two servings of tension that they're trying to stretch out for seven people windows 58 the only thing banging in this house lately I'll tell you the film broke and it was horrible someday she'll look back on this and worry about it turned out to be deney Terrio funny joke throw up no it's my marinated rear view mirror now you waterlilies come down out there I don't think Mikey looks for in the pond Kenny I'll stop it I can't help it Eric that bad games come back I've been you to talk about die die die I've been diagnosed cuckoo you're just talking yourself into those same old fears did you talk about it you're under arrest just that with you beside me I'm alive again I don't want to be sick anymore honey thank you mustn't get one thing like this you'll burn out your head besides how could have poorly done no portrait upset you so much hey folks this is my trick come back here look I got it wait now and they're gone I know it's only my own fear it's my own guilt and I can't get away from mm-hmm Eric I'm scar I got snot on your bathrobe I want you to listen I want you to believe and I want you to sit on this candle yeah I you were sick once yes but you were cured maple cured and smoked Mickey caused this you may as well know he does look for Marion night after night down by that pond and he probably comes here afterwards mm-hmm I'm gonna speak to Mickey in the morning with a series of grunts and whistles see simply it's all explained away if I was greedy married before when I went to the hospital I was hearing things I'm hearing them again what did you hear what's that a gunshot or more of a stabbing sound come here come on I want you to unclog the toilet can I interest you in some defenestration okay now my dead wife will scream listen to the difference sound like that it's all very very real feeling better now I'm so bipolar sometimes okay go to dead bed micki manufactures his own ammonia to clean the greenhouse like to go to bed but there's a victim strapped to it right now people trying to study night club we won't be bothered with any of Mickey's not any visits anymore I forbid him to the house just nervous last night I wish he wouldn't take it out on me now he's a child must be disciplined mm I'd like him to feel I'm his friend won't you do some gardening with him while I'm in town if he sees you're interested you wouldn't move it quickly enough what do you make he gave me an ear I wonder if you knew whose it was could you quit prove my suicide note are you sure you don't want to come in with say no say no say no say no gotta see about the lights fall in the bank and the warehouse people about that furniture you know that costs just about broken my back don't forget to see mr. Mauer I have to see him this evening it's a bore but I'll have to see him where'd you be home in time for dinner I'll wait for you know if I'm not don't you worry darling getting outta Morrow's clutches sometimes requires an act of God I love you with a really deep passion madly do I love you dear Mickey don't chase the car this time Miki how about I just give you my underwear drawer thermitic ah Bonjour my sweet how you see you got a new stain on your jacket cut him the handsome one isn't he so cuddly and warm when I was little girl I used to want to be a caterpillar I wanted that too and it worked out sir very little girl I'm gonna go stare at things in my shed Marion must have loved her garden we'll keep them lovely for her always you know what I'd like to do Mickey do you I'd like to pick some of the nicest flowers and take them to her did you like that I like mice yes Eric tell me she was near here would you show me where well she's kind of all over boy this is fun her favorite symbol a pyramid balanced on oranges it's the irene ryan monument your mental aren't you good all right I'm sure it was a great loss to all of you but we need to get that sod in today she cries cross in the knife dead people don't cry Mickey I heard her observed her revenge heard now maybe it wasn't her anyway I had a victim in the oven Nikki it's too bad Tom quiet Mike we're trying to scam a free coffin out of those morons who made today's Phil yeah free coffin if you die afraid I'm gonna say I died of fright even though I haven't yet then I'll just sit back and wait for my free coffin yes um Phil releasing companies there so yeah I died while watching your film screaming skull I'd like to get my free coffin out of the deal please okay there should be a code number on that film can you read that off to me code number three okay that's a stock reorder number the number I need begins with an L and is followed by three digits okay um all three three three I guess okay is this Tom servo what yeah yeah okay I have you listed as a viewer of screaming skull and you say you died during the viewing of this yeah no well my friend did sir please know how sorry we are for your loss we'll try to make this as easy as possible which style of coffin would you like for your dear friend the Imperial or the rest ever it doesn't matter look let's just forget the whole thing okay I know how hard this must be for you but if you'll bear with us we'll get through it imperial arrest every style I don't know Imperial I guess baton or velvet lining hang up hang up no they've got my name hey a lady it looks like my friend is moving I guess he's not dead why don't you just cancel that order for me I don't understand your friend isn't dead I know I thought he was dead but he's not well look he's up now he's moving around a lot oh look now he's in the triathlon oh boy he's finishing second it looks like he's gonna be just fine the orders already gone through the shipping you're going to have to receive it return it and pay shipping both ways yeah fine fine goodbye bike hang up quick yeah no you guys should try pulling pranks that don't involve lying about the dead oh right Mike you come up with one then does she have a ham halo CS Lewis funhouse I want all chest is covered up his mind I'm sorry Walt stepped on my toe pinch lady at severe knee that's her bikini should probably request my dental records just in case well I've had a big day that scene brought to you by the superfluous foundation well might as well start that smut movie I've been talking about she's wearing a man's ear hmm advanced face pinching I was like doing Oh Chuck my shirt off yeah I'm titillating the audience that's right well I better get those lemons out and start rubbing them on my body and the bra fairy queen appeared that is a power bra under wires over wires [ __ ] hey whoa check it out man a hog-calling contest right next door I don't think he quite expects she's gone she cries she cries tonight Miki CNN Atlanta I think he expects her to show up one of these morning he died in the water I forgot something scoffs man subway just pull in or a dandelion I'm gonna go down and do some puting how could my snake charmers here at least some oboe player got a paycheck out all this horse hockey we're just messing with you hi I'm Carol your realtor Mary Tyler Moore smile though your heart is breaking no great Ebola I've got to get to the bactine oh my bout with Holyfield was tougher than I thought I threw a body part up on the roof can you help me something staying crunchy even in milk this camera still on me are we still going here um oh we are okay can I come in it's Airy out here can we help you movie lady do you need a push or something I think there's some of that bean dip left good thing she's able to see that with a remote camera attached the flexible hose if this turns out to be her husband I'm just gonna return the unused portion of this movie I'm scared yeah but I'm getting a little bug this is taking forever you know they weren't really expecting anybody to watch this everybody was supposed to be necking by this point so Mike remember folks if you die of boredom you do not get a free coffin sorry I'm gonna go put on my turtleneck pen wha she kept the aurora borealis in her living room there you know all this time we could have been watching an Apple Brown the movie that dares to graphically depict sometimes seeing peacocks and sometimes not seeing peacocks the last four yarek she threw him well settled in a divot let's call probably laid eggs already so that doesn't do any good well got the skull thrown so that's done anyway probably should put out the raging fire in the den Hey oh why did my husband and I agree to sleep in different movies I guess it grew little skull legs Jones stole smelly well maybe he hired a cat to walk him around alright I guess I'll just go around back and use the pet door I'm guessing Donna Reed still in there waiting like an idiot [ __ ] Donna breathe good stupid well we have skull tosses remorse oh not gonna be able to reach the doorbell damn I should get one of those Russian mail-order husbands so they put a tiny bit of movie in a box and then just fill the rest with a bunch of foam peanuts yeah there this for example this scene is a foam peanut and it may be too please let it be Fabio and expect the Cutco guy to come at 2 a.m. the skull got a pack of squirrels to knock on the door and run could she do something like react or decide or or even just infer maybe we've heard a pudgy little 13-year old a noodle on his tuba too hates me the skull we need to talk about a certain me tossing incident knocking I forget what you're supposed to do when you hear that sound and off southside scratching things on the door I think this is what Pat Nixon's life was like you think hey do me a favor open the door let him in doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo come today okay Martin Luther's nailing each thesis individually she had one nostril enlarged for the role trick-or-treat for calcium the school has been perfectly civil to all this I have to say oh that was expertly done play the brake just right very nice well here I am I'm gonna get over here is there a bush I haven't marked yet Jenny Jenny you're in my car why are there scuffs all over my prized skull what do you mean what else let's go Jenny I know there's Mexico of course that there is my friend Bob skal did I mention him earlier Mickey says Marian crazy they both heard the peacocks he out of his love for Mary enriches the cry to be from her I had a nice thickness know we've been all through that nonsense last night oh there you are I've never imagined seeing these things before to just stand there and see it have it turned out to be nice have you a barked at the moon lately honey Eric do you like mayonnaise I want you to call dr. Rand tomorrow in New York okay where'd you take me back no Jenny now it may sound selfish but I want everything for me don't you see having you to love I'm happy too I don't want to lose that now in the morning mr. snow will be and we'll tell him her he's very company yeah mr. snow and then mr. horse and then mr. Mary Jane oh you see he hated me from the first where's she taking her away from it and now that she's dead taken away from them forever I suppose in that childish mind of his I'm responsible for that yeah now well into your dimension and now because you're my wife and in Marian's house he hates you too damn he's a good gardener I don't think Mickey's responsible he's not quick enough for Claire Burnham and hope myself it's all in my own mind mm-hmm we do need somebody else darling we need somebody outside of the confusions of our love for each other so I've hired Richard Crenna the Reverend snow will be here in the morning you are a lifesaver I can't believe I ran out of holy water okay I'll climb in and you confess through the little hole a place to put your gum see this is how you got your hand you say it through the skull down here where Eric is looking yeah did you find anything Eric nothing yet I'll slap the straightjacket on your wife Shirley Jenny you must agree with me that anything as fragile as a skull but been smashed to bits down there and Eric has found nothing and to assume that the skull move of its own all the way from there the driveway door Jenny there's no reason for that there's other skulls you could play with dinner Kelly I spent over a year in a sanitarium Oh Eric told mrs. snow that you were very impressionable but that's all you're actually not son I know lots of people needing a rest go to sanitary especially crazy people this wasn't quite that kind of sanitarium it was staffed by clowns I grew up loving my father and hating my mother mmm she never knew what something I kept myself she was very beautiful for an ugly person very gay liked her very much I knew she resented that I was more like nice to lie awake at night wish she would did you know the gospel speaks of losers like you well that isn't very unusual I understand many children go through such a period I was no longer a child oh well it's hell for you then I stood by a chifforobe and borrowed a priest to death I got my wish they were both drowned enough to dryclean my cassock don't I I can still hear her scream I was all alone on a little beach and all I could see was the overturned boat on the top of the waves and I kept trying to read as I held them under the way she's throwing me back have you tried talking to your Minister about this hours later men keep searching for the body you never have yeah deaths hired anus that's when this bad feeling started was feeling that if I really wanted to I could have saved them but I didn't know why didn't you but I really killed no Jenny have you tried you tried your very best gonna make this feeling go away look what do you want from me that's when I took music Hospital yeah look I got bingo they told me I was cured they told me I was cured I found a screaming hipbone if that helps Becky I'm rendering let's see it's Tuesday who was he stalking Tuesday's Vicki it's time for our discussions along all right you go on I'll be there in time for lunch what more do you think he's gone off to Eric who knows about Mickey who might be hiding if you looked at Marian's grave hmm nice wife man my marriage went down the crapper fast yes free I'm gonna strip down to my shorts and watch golf well let's see how my poison IDs doing I think I'll slip down to Cambodia for a minute no I love my new jogging suit st. Francis boxing pose I'm gonna okay she's buried underneath a small changing tent okay Megan okay having his own three-legged race McGee yeah blood yeah come on bring it in tough guy come on wait here Francis ah so he checks Mickey's villa in the South of France Mary did you find him no where's Jenny she's with mrs. snow on the patio Eric I think I should tell you that jenny has been feed-in me about the sanitarium you didn't you did your wife no we're not married I told her jenny was impressionable but not that cool mr. snow you can do both Jenny and me of great favor by forgetting she ever told you that but airy if it helps explain it explains nothing if I were you Eric no honey go away if she's still unbel in that house frightens her so much why subjected to it look I can't do a thing like that be the worst thing for mr. snow it would be admitting she was sick again me I wanted to be happy mr. slush we'll stay here perhaps you know best Eric yeah I've got a simple and old-fashioned piece of philosophy the only cure for her fears the teachers he's loved I mean really loved I mean really really I love her so much god bless you for that it she's a very fortunate woman having someone like you to care for her but if you ever need to swap wives is let me know the night soon Jenny Jenny what it'll be night soon Donna you've got to believe it will not happen again ever why did you call me Donna Becky okay all right don't touch Mickey you don't know where he's been Mickey's trying to lead him away from his eggs I'll take care of this Jenny I know you like me Mickey I know you do wanting to get us to leave here this idiotic attempt to scare us as if we were children me it was you wasn't it wasn't it not me and I don't know should I consider that my employee review I'm gonna go back and work for Leona Helmsley I wish you'd apologize joy you know as well as I do it's not his fault all in my own mind Jenny I've got your number I'm gonna do something and you're gonna help me do it make canapes portrait upstairs reminds me of your mother chair made by Gateway computers yeah you were fine until you saw it down as you all preoccupied with memories of the past there's nuttier than a cheese log we're gonna burn it it's precious to you the picture means nothing to me I want you to be happy and dead we can't be until his fear is out of our lives hi I'm head of Harper now we'll just brush it with a little olive oil first see we get this done we've got the day to chase Mickey okay honey now lay against the painting and light it alright Jenny come on Jenny throw the m80 if you imagine it's a Leroy Nieman the scene plays a lot better please don't do this hang me in a Comfort Inn Oh someone radial saw went through a nail tell me the peacock rather machining some tools out back and always carry tuba music hello Pepe LePew walked by fires almost out yeah we'll have to put you in to keep it going yes we can't let those ashes stand overnight and the brush in these hills irregular tinderbox so I'm going pole-vaulting is what I'm saying you want to help me oh I've been waiting for you to ask me to rake ashes with you you're getting better yeah you read me like a book honey if I destroyed her with my own hands we'll have to advance to my burning small animals therapy she'll come back she'll come back darling if you go on talking that way you destroy the whole purpose other thing is part of the house let's mover you just give it half a chance you'll begin to forget it okay you set you got the plan down well I think so I'm a skull yep I sit here and be a skull right yeah I think I got it yeah and then to cap it all off my clogs in like a sip and oh wait here he comes man that guy is spooky huh he was really hitting me with those things yeah I think it was really oh no oh no croelick Isaac on yeah I think so I think he might be out of no forgot like mighty know what I has is not a skull this is bro Mike this is pretty nifty you understand me Mike no Mike no please it's grow there put it down oh no Mike don't hit him with the driver that let me see this at a 10.5 law it's row row is pro screaming is a psychologist yes ring row screamed and I screamed Mike it's CRO it's all in fun hahaha good time just me screaming later now listen yeah 11:00 p.m. Eastern I'll let you just spread those ashes out a little for me I'll get the water cooler come on rake what do I pay you for therapy counseling bunch of hooey this is a real way to mental health my name's not Eric man no skull there there's no skull there darling there is no skull there Jenny's no skull there the skull it worked hey thanks skull come on inside I'll write you up that check nothing better than fresh roasted skull I'll give you something to scream about young skull night share this with no one it's scare Mickey with it but he's got a pile of them under his bed already I'll cover this with candle wax and get it back to that hippie all right here's the plan you run a short pattern into the flat the skull emits a steady stream of chlorine all day keeping your swamps sanitary okay fetch boy oh wait I don't have a dog look a large biped squirrel I'm fertilizing the bushes as we speak want to go downstairs let me get into town I would call Miss tomorrow he'll arrange a midnight plane more time time for so many wonderful thing it's gonna be all right we have our volunteer clowning at the Children's Hospital it's just me brought some cool ranch-flavored hosts it's gonna be all right first year of marriage is always the most psychotic good evening my dear mrs. snows hens thought you might like some fresh eggs for your breakfast in the morning they're hers surprise those hens labored mightily as you can see fine I'll take them come on I got the stuff out back come here you old excuse me there what is it hurry her parents drowned in a tub full of eggs I've got to take Jimmy away at the hospital she was in before it happened again I thought it would help her if we got rid of that portrait you know the one yeah dogs playing poker yes we burned it she saw a skull in the ashes are you with him I saw nothing of course of course and I thought I was Mickey but when I was there myself and I saw Anna Felder Pete hmm mr. snow there's something I never told you I've never told anybody I married HEC Ramsey when jenny was put away in that hospital I'd steal her jello she tried to do away with herself I'm terribly afraid you think she might try it again I know she will unless I get her back to that Hospital what are you going tonight we shall miss you mr. snow and I've grown very fond of jetting yes she of you I don't suppose you'll be coming back here again Eric no never meanwhile inside the reference head a fire raged on his wife he's very kind yeah never sky pilot anyway I said goodbye to him just now he tried to talk me on for herself oh he said he thought skull was real it brings men in the morning to search this day where he's doing Juan Epstein just talking Charlie Kai I suppose yep I suppose I'll go upstairs and pack I'll leave room for your body honey you want to come with me remember tonight's our monkey love night although I can just make it to the compost heap lows from the Fred Rogers collection Wow now on I'm gonna keep my skull an easy store it is a rock I crushed my first wife's collar that brings back memories yuck Nikki goes in there those are you Gleaner holding the skull behind his back laughing this is where Evian bottles all its water hey come on I just want to borrow a towel Mickey's theme Mickey's theme Mickey's theme Mickey's theme 15 killed the spirals you bastard you saw me put it in a pond you must have or is it no no don't hit me mouth well that went better than I thought it would and this is almost as bad as when I garden for Jackson Browne Sara you wanna borrow one of mine hmm maybe I'm too formal when I swim it's mr. McFeely's music busy day busy day this movie sponsored by the wicker basket counselor of the Union for dangerous urine-stained gardeners is gonna hear about this spork spark spark spark spark spark spark spark and I suppose you screwed up the murder of your second wife - I told you never amount to anything why can't you kill properly like the other husband's mouths music by the mutants from beneath the Planet of the AIDS you see make it eat this for a quarter and I get a hire a wife killing service it's cheaper in the long run really don't you make that skull face at me Missy William s Burroughs but Eric said that he didn't see it when genocide oh no oh my Eric lie like that Mickey those other times with the skull did you do it no Mickey you've never lied to me before lying is a sin you understand that no you must not lie to me now did you do what Mickey all those other times no I simply do not understand that it wasn't Mickey and it wasn't her imagination but firewood Eric do such a thing hmm I don't know I just don't know what do you think we should do about it we're going back there to that house Mickey get in the trunk well I'll go hunting for night crawlers that always makes me feel better hmm let's see if I worried about everything I should have worried about today have I worried about the grass no no in the trees have I worried about the trees and in the air I forgot to worry about the air well his original title was looking for Mickey step in the bear trap come on step in the bear trap she's strolling by wife's call Lake if Edie would have directed rules of the game I love stalking my wife I think it's normal and healthy we have a pretty good marriage been three days I haven't killed her yet Mickey Eric and I are leaving Niki we left you a bowl of kibbles I'd like to say goodbye and I like to say celery I'd like to leave as your friend Mickey but you're extremely creepy and have very dangerous Bo every time they leave Mickey crawls under the basement steps what are you doing here I'll dip gallon was so tacky I'm actually frightened whoa nice move she was like Gale Sayers man well apparently you killed a cross-dressing beekeeper as well prairie dog Kiri Te Kanawa is drunk again mo last me that chipmunk Oh Popeye nice straight on that goes Kathy's trying on another bathing suit pack the furniture still has no right now it's a subplot that just hasn't gone anywhere yeah great she's playing her Yoko Ono albums I think the title was supposed to be screaming semicolons skull Oh relax honey here let me massage your epiglottis this is generally regarded as a less than healthy form of expression in a marriage hmm it's the Society for unn strangled wives oh I'll get it I guess now Mike you gotta be fair this movie is more than people looking for Mickey at least a third of it is doors being knocked on and not answer what's your point you know what my new wife is early I need some sofa size art on that wall so this movie is kind of a combination of tell-tale heart live speared and well a piece of lint I guess it's the show us your live wife and win a million dollars people pant timing can I borrow some flesh friends are visiting from hell man he just scooped its tool right up and throw it at her it's a hard stool he should at least use some stool softener okay okay everyone knows it's linked skull further that up ah the Tibetan freedom concert starting you know I'd prefer occasional outburst skull when he's caught in a run-down tech buy a pack of skulls that's tough yeah there's one skull assigned to bite his nose and just bring him down Bugs Bunny sneaking up music now it is skull season down south you know party I forgot to tell the scarlet ah never mind like a scary Benny Hill scam see that's a real deadhead oh my god is he's being compelled to hold a skull against his neck oh he's playing with his beach skull bye Beach call now and receive free beach clavicle Romano we'll never know when it's going to strike that man he never finishes anything I'll just tell people that I accidentally strangled myself against the coffee table and the moral of the story never get close to anyone ever thanks for the spontaneous tonsillectomy honey I should have married that nice mr. von Bulow you know if she take the dress out a little she could breathe I don't know how to put this dent up this tragedy could have been prevented with furniture more skulls arrive in a cab we brought a night basket Jenny are you alright you missed evensong Jenny I was gonna do the dance of the Seven Veils but I only have four let the length of my face comfort you uncle lady will take care of you uncle lady is here your wife's gone mental again very cry oh come on you son of a [ __ ] I mean my son listen Eric I just want our basket backs and I'll leave you're wearing that Mary good riddens you stinking atheist you know Jenny this really is your fault your money the question is now did Marianne died in an accident mm-hmm I suppose we'll never know I want to be the next White Rock girl I get into the anti-sex 'mobile here when I nab the collection plate so dinners on me um should we call the cops we didn't last time and it seemed to work out mmm live frogs are the best they gone yes this is your colon on pork any questions the only end my friend yeah yeah and the children are all insane yeah hi are you Tom servo um no I have a package here for Tom servo from coffins etc could you sign for please no hey hey hey servo your coffin is here you locked no oh hey Tom looks like a coffin finally arrived huh what oh oh yeah it did didn't it yeah I'll sign for that there oh hey this looks like a great place to work yeah oh thanks yeah but good luck yeah thanks a lot Mike now I'm just gonna have to return the thing and really they stick you for the shipping it's like 750 bucks each way really ouch huh tell me about it I had to max out your Optima card I'm feeling you're gonna get a lot of use out of it oh my goodness micro servo why aren't you in your monkey costumes it's getting late and you're supposed to be in your monkey costumes now cuz remember we agreed this is the time when you should be in your monkey costumes at this time say who it's me Bobo I'm kidding you I really had you going there for a while you thought I was an ape I totally fried you losers a green guy would you mind no I couldn't possibly all right hey you guys produced in association with the sci-fi channel testing me like some kind of lab animal I found out they killed my wife so now I hunt one by one I do to them what they did to me because if I don't stop them who will they think we're ghetto they're taking over our planet is gonna be easy I'm gonna prove them wrong dead wrong first wait Sundays at 10:00 p.m. on Syfy I'll say no last a parade is pretty dour this year kid you want to speed it up I got three of these today no I can barely keep my head cake on on ceremony else set up her obsequies have been as far and large as we have warranty her death was doubtful well shouldn't we check then I'll say no more be done no more gee your tunic smells terrific with the legs we do not have time to take a Beefeater to the hospital how man I was invited to this I forgot wow that's really an all-purpose dress I hope those shoes have been my Hamlet's wife I thought thy bride-bed thank babe I wonder what her scholars like hold on figure a while stop the world i Walter get off even in death he just goes in her room I'll pile your dust upon the quick and dead till this flatten to your top no the sky blue only what is he whose grief bears such an emphasis whose phrase of sorrow conjures the wandering stars and makes them stand like one the wounded heroes with his high Hamlet the Dane devil take my soul I pretty take that penis for my throat Oh them asunder good my lord be quiet it's must be an Irish funeral they're both drunken fighting with all the quantity of love make up my son fifty thousand maybe what would I do for her weep whatever I had will treat the by the crocodile I do it let's now come here to whine throughout face we were sleeping in that grave he's getting German er be buried quick with her so alike and out mouth I rant as well as thou it is mere madness oh my son loser tease crapola to you sir what is the reason that you used meet us I love to ever okay was it her or me but it does not matter cat will Mew and dog will have his day Pomeranian day dachshund a Lhasa Apso day wait wait I'm supposed to be in front of you hold up daily Artie's leaned on a headstone it's fine will you be ruled by me well I've got an attractive offer from the king of Flanders by my daughter so you will not alter rule me to a piece that they don't beat you listen I got some Cuban cigars man I went work him to an exploit under the wig I shall not choose but fall and for his death no wind of blame shall breathe but even his mother shall in charge the practice and call it accident wide rule or college rule survivor if you could advise it so that I might be the organ it falls right yes what would you undertake to show yourself indeed your father's son more than in words cut a throat in a church now see that's a little over the top no place indeed should murder sank your eyes ravine you should have no bowels but the layout is we put on those shall praise your excellence what about my church idea I'm set a double varnish on the fame bring you in fine together and wager on your head he being free from all contriving will not peruse the foils or with heed or with a little shuffling you may choose a sword unbated that in the passive practice requite him for your father I will do it I'll cut his throat in a church and for that purpose I'll anoint my sword well that's up to you important unction of a mountebank I've touched the point with this contagion that if yes I call him just like Terry yes

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Length: 95min 6sec (5706 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 09 2011

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[u/spook327]

This is a classic! Between the mickey-bashing and the free coffin offer, what more do you need?