MST3k 317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent

Oh special hey hi welcome to the satellite of love I'm Joel Robinson these are my robots I want you to consider the lowly waffle Joel it's lunch time buddy you know I'd rather have a man with your abalone Sam ho nonsense Tom any time is the right time for waffles Joel I think the butter slipped off your stack of waffles buddy are you feeling okay in 15 seconds what do you mean I'm making waffles and save room magic voice I made plenty also consider the waffle is a fine and suitable alternative to stuffing our potatoes because after all what our waffles but batter and what's batter but chopped up grain you know there's tons of stuff you can do with waffles you know take some peanut butter and syrup make a waffle sandwich or wrap the hotdog in a waffle garnish well I like to put chili on mine for real sounds of mortar truth no and if you're really into it take some waffle batter mix it with milk and you've got a waffle shake but don't tell the kids it's good for love or a delicious spinach waffle with zhongli ricotta cheese all the mad scientists are calling I've got one for them too but I'll get it well on Jemima this time you've really stepped off the deep end Frank how do you shred the Swiss cheese or just slice it really thin Frank this time I'm really going to hurt you I understand why don't you go and get this week's invention exchange all right yes sir thank you sir you've been very kind to me Frank you have no clue well Aunt Jemima our invention exchange this week has to do with meet Frank well you know recently I've become a vegetarian and it worked it's worked out great really uh you know the other day Mike Cole and looked up at me and said Frank thank you I said no thank you but now what am I gonna do with all the meat I have stored in freezers I figured hey why not bring the meat back to life that's right that's why we've invented the meat reanimate er hook it up Frank clear it's alive alive my corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive no I thought this was a good idea but this is one weird mama JAMA what do you think garrick utley chicken waffles Oh you're weird which results in creativity which results in my latest invention exchange it's a very literal interpretation of the old waffle iron let's say you love traditional waffles but you like the classic simplistic styling of the old pancake no problem just douse it with little Mrs Butterworth spray starch that okay cover with a cloth to avoid burns and iron hey gia turns an ordinary waffle into a flat waffle and cleanups a breeze what do you think sirs ancient Chinese secret huh what the heck is going on up there hey Frank well these work on waffles yeah I think so well Joe today's experiment is a little piece of slime from Roger Corman called Viking women in the sea serpent but first a little lesson in home economics for you scarecrow I just like waffles that's all titles by Frederick's Hollywood Iowa State College the high school after high school Carroll got me Chevy's I was boring until I got my Tony pearl before I could joined the FFA my life would be complete I tell the Sinai Bale some hay and make a hairdo on that gal in the middle he probably can't remember the day or the date all she remembers is that she was sitting in the study hall with a load of jealous was really going to town on her physics assign go Ellis gold and Freck well he was busy with his regular routine mm-hmm it was just the usual sort of days I think I'll get a tattoo was it she was eating cubes of mescal for an assembly like Pavlov's dogs they salivate at the sound of a bell this one was for the girls only about that well Chippendales were in town okay found a seat her favorite right next the aisles in case she barfs she's got a tender tummy oh yeah your period and mine a lecture hmm hello am I on is this thing on want to look at that Helen today I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well and why are being fired I took several heavy clothes to the tune of the fighting just as you are but they would do after completing high school let's start with Evelyn who went on to college where she took a course in home economics now she's at a low-noise and thousands of people who eat out are her daily customers you might see her talking to the hostess and never guess she's really the boss shut up grandma you're lucky to have a job behind the scene she's the one who makes the final check and adds that extra ton of Salmonella they thought she would like that sort of work Kaye was wrong she could see herself at the center of a world made up of large ovens and a widely professional cooks Jay what would mom think of a grocery list like this she'd laugh for anyone when training an institution management though it's just like planning the fast that's right I said a full case of vodka that one day k filled with accounts payable took a long drive up in the country and got cabinet the bins in high school she always to help decorate for the parties she liked it she still decorates for bows all of pay now for doing it an applied art major in home economics helped her develop this ability kay couldn't resist daydreaming herself into this kind of job folks would look to her to help them make a wise choice well she would be asked to go out on appointments to help people plan lovelier homes hmm ah the swatches for the Poncho's I ordered the speaker told of other girls she knew every girls in real jobs good jobs interesting jobs well paid too and everyone had taken our training in home economics including chair summit specialized in foods and nutrition others in education and clothing also the slowdown child applied our institution management say my journalism Home Economics is all of this and more - damn for instance Carol who is now mrs. Bill Johnson took a general Home Economics course I don't want my wife working it with empirical employment but one which fitted her for that very important career of being mrs. Johnson Kay's home would be like this a dungeon hmm now what the hell is that time she was glad that her college training had prepared her so well for her home life how much of that cost won't bring it back you must let me dress you can I have a thief anytime she didn't even realize that she was using some of the knowledge she had gained and that her knowledge meant so much to her family that's her husband Jerry with his new car escape escape it wasn't hard for Alice to return to reality you just went cold turkey well making a dream come true often depends on a very little thing windowpane hmm let's see day after day the bell jar whoever doesn't hello a kiddo fully exploited in future of course there were things she would have to do don't fly in for admission study the courses and drinking oh yes what would mom and dad say who knows they only speak - it was only one way to find out ask them this was important she realized that now even before they said anything you cease all any mom and dad knew that it was important to college for K would mean sacrifices for you willing sacrifices would it be worth the sacrifice she consulted Robert McNamara and and ran do it sis dear team shots and I couldn't really begin this was the important day in Kay's life and it was late at night when she finally recopied the letter like letter at the touch off shore you got a real thrill out of dropping that letter in the box be cool just oh that's good now let's get out of here it's here already oh shoot I mailed it to myself hold waiting for a reply was harder every bus from admin and it says I already may be a winner she had must ago but you just wait to get out of that stifling HomeLife father's things so this is common so this is fine sir hotel homey look now it was a bit bewildering wonder where the tennis courts are where would a room be us who would be her friend who would be her blood enemies wonder if he'd ever know her way or secret societies what she joined her what her what she smoked thin black cigarettes and reject the triune God well here's the dorm mother affectionately known as horse face you lost the draw you'll be rooming with the ice queen at first it looks they're not very friendly who our roommate ooh hmm smells like high-grade weed in here well we'll make a loft out some railroad ties under the bed a special export light in the window but with new curtains and bedspread it doesn't take long to give it a homey feeling and a bit of college yep I've got a feeling mom majored in home economics that I was staying or you know it it's time for the folks to lead in all our dreams of our College kay had never included the moment when dad and mom said goodbye when she would be on her own I see in four years don't call a friend always love dead thank God there was no physical contact just leave them forget you I never loved you poor kid now she'll race down in the jean-luc godard festival at the campus theater finally could you and I go out of focus why does she have a picture of John Carradine in her nightstand will you ever accept my Marxist ways just when she did and while they were talking to the right this tomatoes in town strolled in hi you get a bond for girls K and Jean Ellen and Louise the group for the next four years they will see a lot of each other come on they just met most of their experiences will be shared with each other kids will be tapped men will be used they're strangely drawn to the semester without control with its first impressions thank goodness for head and shoulders they stop to the same places three coins and I thought they looked at the same scenes they did the same things that many had done before they're saying this with its new friendships its own traditions by the end of freshman week they've begun to feel that this college was their very old yeah taking over the administration building early October headed for an 8 o'clock class in a home a whole tragedy struck a lone gunman the a young it helped to build up a knowledge of the view don't sit down surprising how everyone can make such interesting original designs while case struggles with basic motor skills and this study of design and color wasn't all Theory Jane and Helen learned to apply it in their class on costume design and selection is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho what's those all the classes seem to fit together I love this one physics class was what a girl would in the home this course helps you to understand just what makes things run then in household equipment you could study the practical side the use of an apply treated like an appliance in turn there were courses in foods and nutrition where you also learn the fly this is phlegm as well as the how it says mucus hey it's the Woodstock of the 50 is dictaphones I'm actually with the clothes afternoon football time I'm a q-tip what are you you were there with all the spirits go your high school team look at my crush look look look at my crotch and afterwards you meant the game and you really got slammed and apologized all day Monday that's off to raise their works ago lab Shane after such an occasion the girls got together for their usual gab session we're time they talked to the events of the day but then k came up with that all important equation how do pop-tarts work what are you going to major in Helen oh you know me best cook to come out of foods two or four I'm going to take foods and nutrition really I am not a dietitian Yeah right you're gonna be a short-order cook for truckers in two years wish I could make up my mind that easy what are you gonna take jeans I'm gonna take Bob for everything is gone I like to work with fabrics beautiful clothes hello address department stores I'd like to go along with you but I don't know yet whether I want to work for a household appliance company or or where they're going with my artwork oh these are the kind of problems you'll wanna have do you know what I'm going to do I'm going to teach cuz I can't do he went to chat with her advisor she learned about opportunities things she'd never thought of before sweet sacred ice-cream teaching nursery school work for those who like very small children and for medium sized kids go to middle school team a part of families would teaching be her career or would it be the business world with its glamorous commercial job and low-paying temp jobs would it be public service field perhaps the hospital dietitian or research with us look to the future yes there would be all sorts of interesting careers and better look it's Prince that's his real badness when he was ugly little white kid no that's a reach sorry Kaiser's is a timeless period one year passes into another very quickly soon you da good at the beginning of your junior year things seem pretty much the same but this is the year the national guardsmen where i campaigns in their chosen field helen learning to be a hospital dietitian must be able to plan and serve inviting meals plenty of butter pilot i have enough to fit a doctor's orders and serve them attractable please don't like that daisies square root she'll also have the problem of eating large numbers of people and their brothers walls for quantity cookery so you'll find her in classes in institution management so quality cook reused the maker e bakery louise who has her eye on a commercial career in household equipment is rapidly becoming a technician in her own field wiring bombs the technical comparison is what she is making no completely automated firsthand advice on the selection of home appliances her knowledge of efficient operation will be passed along he could never be an engineer don't make me laugh now cough jean was just as busy in textiles in a very attractive awning the world of fabrics and of fashions will be hers he or she designs paths for chuckles the clone perhaps you will be designing the clothing you see pictured in fashion magazines oh I don't know perhaps she'll be the person who has thought up the patterns you will buy at the store it's possible to have she will show you how you can create beautiful clothes for yourself or help you choose them at the store oh hi opal Jane may even find another use for her talents by combining her knowledge of art and textiles she make star heroine follow a career in textile design let's face it Jean would do anything for a buck huh the days are filled with other interesting classes too you would expect to find Kay whether interest in keep going but Jean is there to the study children's clothing requirements well yes but more than that home economics means much why isn't it clear to be subjugated to men it's a study of everything that makes up a home including those who live there the girls learn a lot from the children are the kids learning anything all habits and attitudes learned at this age are so important in later life after all we live in a world where people are more important than think oh I don't know yes College is a relying on the wall whether you tell mom and dad about the little events one little boy is just darling I really like that clown keep the important stuff to yourself and the big ones too Oh tonight is the big prom I'm wearing everyone will die I will dump pig's blood on Carrie you know she's gonna look like an unmade bed in that dress each good time that you had mingled with the memories of other good makes it delicious great you'll never forget them they were the glittering threads woven through the very pattern College sample of each rep victims being a senior wasn't much different from being a junior student teaching was in line for K but K was out of line with student teaching and Jean was busier than ever in her advanced courses in textiles and clothing she hasn't left this room in years Helen was deep in Studies on food by Manship getting her shot that is one of the many things she will be doing next year in her he is this raw refined and Legree's wouldn't you know she'd be in a household equipment laboratory home economics starring Efrem Zimbalist jr. what is home economics why I think they would have told us by now is it the technical knowledge of the equipment in a home I don't think so or the understanding of how to create beautiful clothes is it the skill to prepare an attractive nourishing meal people or the ability to teach others these many things is it for all time this feeling of strong economic is all these and more to who to put it another way each girl is it's a three or two careers while you're gonna carry that one her chosen specialty the other is a career in home making here we come and so there's a special part of their training the senior girls actually they're almost six singles first of all all the girls met their advisor and decided how they were going to take turns at managing all the households here Carol Bly explains her principles this was no make-believe situation with eight hungry persons to feed Jean would have to draw on the knowledge he gained in basic courses in foods and in equipment she had to steal from every grocery store in town who's part of her hazing as for planning an attractive meal that should be easy for a girl with special talent in color and design but no not for this woman Katie would draw on her knowledge of household equipment it takes a mom take care of her turn in the law no you put the laundry in the composting toilet Louise for a few days would have the most envied task in the house sooner or later everything and anything you would learn in your home economics courses would prove useful that's a good let me call you sweetheart management house is very homely somehow you wish it would never end and some of the Havanese you will never forget the five pound party that Beth had to announce octopod shared a big breakfast it's a wonderful world when you're married when you have a family the day's rolled by and even before school is out you have a new topic of conversation getting your first job to the placement meeting with Helen Gurley Brown well yes k the teacher placement office tells me they're getting requests every day Gina I think losing job and as you change are very interesting to you come in telling us that you've been accepted for your hospital in turn she'll be emptying bedpans soon yes Louise will be happy to accept the position her Kiba graduation hot and saucy Texas style that mom and dad were there of course they didn't say much but you knew they were pleased it's Kefauver did that make some remark about he sure had earned his diploma just doesn't get it Jane and Louise we're leaving at once for their jobs in the city so you all drove down to the train to see them all and to reenact the last scene from Anna Karenina as you stood there on the platform wishing each other the very best of good fortune you know you didn't be somehow the talk got around to that very he's gonna wish them farewell what's rule and then you said that this was the end of one chapter in your life chapter spicy common outcomes whether to Oahu Zoo wouldn't have missed take it easy what I've done was reprogram the robots to lump bow waffles as much as I do and PhD and what we're gonna do is name some important new uses for waffles during this segment okay who's count one easy to read waffles with enlarged squares for the flavour in Paris let's go come out buckwheat waffles make an excellent leading your car anyway careful these are just for demonstration it would be too bad if the robots got too into it you know me so we should really be working on the assignment yes it would be too bad if you robots were unable to complete your task because you were in love with this big juicy secrets where waffles like sweet for us you are that's okay Tom can you just give me one okay acoustic tiles go ahead called falafel never did anything for you look all my Vikings oh and it's my old high school yearbook Eric small cigars you know what people have leather-bound books they never read under the saga of Viking women and their voyage to the waters of the gray suit serpent is brought to you by a grant from the Mobil Corporation and Dalton Trumbo has Eric the Red put the June Kenny dancers Plus Wilfred hi Dwight as the uncredited cameo appearance brother while the tailor wasn't she at sweet Mudhoney oh and here's a couple of guys from a hardy Norwegian stock from a story by the writer's block look the grades Monro p oskins all the smoothies are on this page some sounds like the Missoula classer paging Albert Glasser Jack Raven foams at the mouth a lot core man the pop area corpsman the employer in the days when the world was young thrown out and the gods had not yet abandoned the race of men killed or and Strider took the throne to Rivendell the great and stalwart behind smoking rituals and forbidding mountains could no longer yield them a livelihood they bad farewell to their women bad and ventured fearlessly into the unknown but like most men they got lost or three years a band of brave women gathered to decide whether they should embark on a search for their men class their votes in typical Viking fashion we stay I'll stand yes oh I hope they start wrestling here's Martina watch out for that forehand whoa be careful that rotator cuff the gods have been offended it's an omen of disaster it's a calamity enough I'm ashamed of Daniel this was your proposal disease where's all my favorite you wish to die and loved Kai Celica we cannot go against our faith the gods are angry the gods are angry only at those who cower in fear Vikings make their own fate and their own applesauce Oh Vikings always fail in a second yes how long has it been since our men sailed across the sea not two pounds ago waited on the cold clips for a sight of their returning sail in vain let's put it this way you're starting to look pretty good to me is it too much to ask the maidens of Staniel to help their people is that so wrong if you need an omen let's see omen home and where'd I put it that's a cloud it looks like a bunny they need us as we need them like a fish needs a bicycle now we do lawn darts Tara you vote to go yet you have no lover overseas am I likely to find one here can I vote again I want to vote again wouldn't a short hands be easier you must decide for yourself little sister little sister don't you do what your big sister done [ __ ] - triple 19 that's a game to please her sister Asheville will destroy us all mmm her sisters kind of spooky isn't she maybe not she was casting the deciding spear it skate course how do you think I dr. priestess will vote how do you handle a hungry monster she hates to ziran wants her man well the southpaw never trust a lefty it's Olivia that gentleman where she's not coming in my car did you try to do that thank you for making us laugh again I want no thanks the decisions made Tom there's work to be done jeepers I guess we know who turns the screws nice hey Todd nice button collection thank you yes but why did you do it you're always so suspicious you must be for a swim and mystical Wanda's here I'm going with you no tom there's no need for you to take the risk anyway you never pass the physical I spoke brave words but so I know we face great danger repaint well it's a strange day when Ingrid the Dark Age the cause of disease what's that supposed to mean she had a good idea on paper come my dear don't tell me you'd do anything to help deserve I think I understand if at the end of the voyage vedric pulls out his arms and his flaxen hair beauty is not there to enfold in them perhaps the chief will look elsewhere for comfort was that an allegory or an extended metaphor maybe your thoughts doctor it's very much so the Vikings gave us the underwear hey I just had this dream you know these new prefab Viking ships are great after having won the spirit jug development board competition and the skit mate the Bucky girls now moved into the pub competition just like Iwo Jima Maria Doria break out the hot dish I got bars what about the christening now if this were reality they'd still be waiting for each other to get ready this is going well so far you don't have an oar in water if you know what I mean come here dump you come on get in dummy dizzy this is hopeless we can't handle this boat with just an oar we've got to well no sense woman playing keep back to get it I've got a wild idea let's put on a show so they've got that dragon in Tijuana Albert Glasser is best say look at the prow on that steamer its climb aboard it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean what would I do without you well you could wear a coat go to sleep do you really think we'll ever find the men of course we will as well that's what these cruises are for dear then vedric will ask you to marry him yes he will what is it like to to love a man as you love Dedrick no right not right someday you'll know we'll give me a ring of betrothal and claim me forever as soon as a tax deduction you know this is getting weird you guys there's a silhouette of theatre suits in front of that movie what are you doing here can you wearing my thing starving and you got any extra food don't tell the others I'm here please still so close to shore they might decide to take me back Todd hey he's looking up her dress hi how you doing you know I caveman don't you isn't had just a church something bothering you Tara oh I was just fixing these robes oh I thought I heard you're talking to yourself I guess I do that sometimes well see that it stops just wanted another firm well why don't you take this weenies is still wet from the spray I told you to hang out further how long have you been a Viking hey got any ride crisps I'm starved the creeps both where's the food who can I get you a beer to settle you men think about ya it's Todd not so The Reluctant place is good Oh Todd why did you steal away mm-hmm somebody has to protect you women it's ridiculous not to have a man along in a dangerous voyage or at least a patron of the Arts any other it's not to have a man Tara mm-hmm this kipper stinks I saw you I thought it was over for me lucky I recognized you in time I've had my dagger in your throat mm-hmm I didn't mean that it's just that I I didn't think you'd protect me from anger the way that you did you've always seemed so forbidding I've almost been afraid to talk to you kind of like mom it's nothing to be afraid of come on Kenny its asleep right we didn't call me a bad boy please well can't breathe okay fight of bears living these things through go to sleep my sweet toffee wait a minute the women of Greenpeace women you think they never let you out of your skin have a no Tom not everyone is as well-traveled as you where's what oh it's polished still always must board capacity nevertheless someday you'll be glad I came along why must they laugh at my mighty sword two years before the mast I'm voguing hmm it's a big ship nobody will see me doing this we think the choke will be on side yard the line must have slipped this couldn't have slipped I made it fast myself that's why I did slip never mind but there's a sale at pennies and hot I turned myself on this looks like a job for Superman wait to take the belt off but leaves those heavy chains that'll sink her to the bottom for sure well hit first person overboard Diana Nyad is attempting to swim the channel again oh look it says SS Minnow wanna flipper No it's okay just do what honey the case says swim with the sharks that's not a shark it's a rock lobster we're gonna get a bigger babe right it's a movie roof look there oh no it's the red cycle yeah I always thought it was just a sailor's tale it's true make attention and that brochure said old-world charm twilly her job is to look rabbit call me Ishmael Todd Ishmael this is actually pretty extravagant performing look at their hair you can tell the wind's really blowing I'm coming baby boy it can sense fear so stay calm gas tank ah cram and he went crappy day well at least it's not raining hey wipe the shoebox and throw it in the toilet then 11:15 the old cook came on deck and said women it's been good to know ya don't flush by the shores of gitche gumee by the shining big-sea-water meanwhile in From Here to Eternity I feel gritty I'll never drink vodka from a watermelon again I don't know where we are but I got a feeling we're near the Kennedy compound good oh great it's a private beach base again tough surface matter if we dance with your dates thanks Todd good athlete oh I think he means to follow him easy whipping that Foley guys just like way off script isn't oh good they've washed up in Monument Valley Todd now get back in line quit clownin the story is right out of home and Jethro I hate these dudes I chose you mm-hmm I'm too numb to be afraid did capture it off a little liver out here yes all they can do is kill me or make a slave of me either ones fine by me I'd like to see you try Douglas in the Viking which one one of us like I'm almost sure this place bites these are the guys that gave us a Mongolian stir-fry they can be handled Halim it Oh Gloria Steinem looks like the pump feels like the slicker yeah yonder lights to cancel on my father okay when I got the lines to map a me to cancel of my father we're just for fun those are for me I was way off script don't know I love these walking scenes and speaking of walking again yep hey forget that guy he's not in that movie he can do such good things with walking swings waffles hi okay I just did a really nutty thing with kampot about waffles are they meeting their mothers already he's got a sweaty back well he's been sitting in the saddle all day you're gonna stay at the Red Roof Inn whether you like it or not they're being forced to attend the Renaissance Festival to look at the prices in here just for a continental breakfast there's a very impressive building for these heaters to have built maybe they didn't what do you mean they're renting Vikings built this not those savages hmm Vikings had never been in this land we diverted sang in the sagas only if they came back to Brylcreem hello I'm the concierge sorry about the costume carbon poodle died and he doesn't like a waste and you think Leatherman spectacle is so deceptive or does he turn you're gonna quake out over that breakup with Sonny and Cher hello girls you what's the fifth General Order Oh oh dear dear spit and clip those and try a hot oil treatment you well nevermind filthy hands off of her you big slobbering dog these animals if you only understood a civilized tongue I tell you some things you big slob and what would you tell me I would say that you're actually a nice slob but for a language few words I learned from some of your countrymen were they men of stein you old did their craft brother Dragon shield I really don't know and I don't really care this happens to all crap that into our waters swallowed by the vortex hmm destroyed by the Great Beast yeah oh god your hair someone saved a handful who who was safe what would they know let's see a guy named Jeff Emory oh and a really fun guy named chopper ah send you my son ah Freddie Mercury the Hans of son of the bottom twice already when are you coming so soon same 3 York we're elite I see we have visitors and these the new slaves guests guests my boy they'll ride with us on the boar hunt oh but they're women don't hate me because I'm beautiful amen I know someone who can use a little hostility talents they Viking women my boy not like other women they make great waffles that's great sports mm-hmm girl oh look at his arm that's bed Rick's bracelet visitors don't come to our shores very often in the offseason we'd be happy to have your company on our boar hunt but perhaps you're too tired from your long journey Vikings are never tired we rule when do we start immediately if not sooner we accept with pleasure do I bring you pleasure a lot of the horses of course in Saco nice going Todd over there I like that why and a name it'll be much easier to find out what's going on inside that cave with them busy at the hunt unleash the dogs both of them bring the forest over man coming around the clubhouse turn its apartment house with money a Roman girdle in the stretch bird poop on the trick and come up the rear of beetle bomb hey it's the dogs from teenage caveman Vince Bronco Todd to the rescue hi oh whoa how appropriate a boar in a Corman film it's Arnold run Arnold looks like mr. simple got drunken upheaval Oh oh my bad daddy I don't wanna hunt I want to be a poet a singer a dancer an actor oh it's on my butt you're one frame well Fame costs there's restart man I thought that little piggy come on squeal like Ned Beatty Herrmann got his shot catered the crew and got a costume for teenage caveman all in one little warrior forgive me would you rather been killed by the boar besides what's so terrible about a girl being a good hunter what you don't understand I'm a prince be alive Prince no going to grim allah be banished from my country in complete disgrace how did you mind your own business Tara teeny lovely pantsuit you're wearing all right here you killed the ball with that spear oh wait what about the spear that's in the board continuity in job where did you get this bracelet from the yellow hair I'm sensitive why where is he is he alive either more than one someone's coming me alone all harm you Prince repays his gratitude all right come to my room later and I'll tell you as much as I can but don't get caught or we'll both be in trouble forbids me to talk to people thanks Pam your real pimp are you alright I'm fine fine fabulous did you expect Oh sent you kill the poor we I did do that thing my son is a mighty hunter to the victor three cheers for Captain Spaulding oh it's a Theta Chi party centuries where's Tony Martin Pepe run it Isadora Duncan tonight did the Viking Lodge self at the rocky show music but senator no you know I really envy women how they can dance by themselves or with each other at a party and no one gives it a second thought you know I've spent half the night working up the courage to ask your girl to dance and then if she rejects me I have to make that shameful walk back across the room then I get so depressed there get a grip I have a waffle or something for crying out loud can I get the next red dressing I ordered baby food over here your people like Fritos got a great knack really knows how to work a table now dessert thanks can I enjoy the buff side carry out come on over here Travel up my big tank in a beer come on try a potato skin they're great you have decaf right not the scenes making me hungry for me to excuse me strength of the great Viking women me too I think it is a fraud here girl set this down isn't that the pot calling the kettle black you can't even now you're on your own I am sprite of the forest friend to Oberon merle oberon Xing it's blaze versus weenie man on American Gladiators it's actually over the top with Sly Stallone okay this one's for waffles I'm shooting style Jewish everybody did you're harming me you know you were adopted there's no need for any contest with these women they all are slaves to do with as we please whoa can we discuss certain literature with them you young man or going on a Robert live weekend flourish floor show started great choreography he likes to hop how about a little fire scarecrow this is Todd recreating the role of Biff from West Side Story very much escape to the fitting room Joe what does this have anything to do with waffle foot I don't get it beats me Michael my tango that's what has to do with Walter gah bottom dribble spit in his face here's dessert cream caca little man Boop you seem to have a taste for fighting I'll show you some Vikings who have lost that desire like Tarkenton he's kind of old and Rashad he's got a broadcasting career now and I looked like they're on a class field trip oh I used to love class field trips you know when I was a kid you know one time I got sick and I couldn't go the biggest day of school of the year and I couldn't go they went up to the gardener soft twist Rhett bread factory and then there toward Joel I saw have a waffle we'll see gooey you okay let's just be collected let's go but we missed the Dead concert we try to amuse our guests but they're not always grateful for our efforts fortunately there's not more good people he was with the Donner Party the Richard Donner Party through a bash for the lethal weapon cast Oh what sculpture class look i'ma do my studies there you are Azir a real brassiere only a dream Mary Mary don't you know me oh it's lace but they do have to shave look it's a reunion hey how about a little sugar for the Todd monster mm-hmm come on I'm raven-haired and bitter I'm darling what have they done to you doesn't matter you're here or Jeezy's a nice will groomed young man quite touching coming through one pile and whites in the other cold water wash holidays come on conjugal visits over come on hey she's the friend we talked on the phone and stop it I smell a rat a big Viking rat so you scorn me get your softness in the arms of a slave he's not a slave it's a really nice guy but it is a warrior leader of the Staniel am I offended me by the great servant of the vortex are mine remember that's mine thank you damn dirty ape it's a pity many do not live long the men that is but the women now they're quite different they live as long as their pubie pleases me enough time wasted come on people breaks over you're on the clock I belong with the men to our evil of anomie see it no that's only for 50 a month plus damage deposit no it's uncommon Viking women and others tomorrow we'll talk further but don't feel neglected already my men are fighting amongst themselves for the prizes you will never submit to savages once you've known a grim old warrior you'll never go back to the other kind forgive a Viking slave what for tonight we're going to let you rest so you'll be where they mates for my men oh oh and there's some cold chicken and cold beer in the fridge want some seafood salad two bodies eat that up it's going to spoil I like to talk gangly one my men were forced to heal what can we do we'd better think of something I'd rather die than let one of those men touch me speak for yourself we wrote our chef I went to such lengths to prove himself a man we're not beaten yet we know that our men are alive and somehow we'll be together again don't know where don't you must find a way to get to them and help breed them but how I don't know but we've got to find a way let's put on a show window Oh does hear nobody can get through there I can get through let me try okay Mary Ann oh come on gopher can fit through their window oh my pelvis is locked since that day they saved us from the vortex we haven't even seen the light of the Sun hmm it tried to escape now the Grimaldi's captured us when we were exhausted from the battle of the great circuit when we regained our strength we tried to escape but the Sun was an artist for every attempt stark put two of a number to the sword and he mercilessly shaved them two chosen by lot and then won't risk the light of his companions just to save his own we must try again we can't leave our women in the hands of those beasts we must escape somehow Gilligan Gilligan do you think she'll make her she will down nothing we're under what anything well it's the three witches from draw bring up the barn school Viking girls have well you swing your partner swing your fists poor here and break a wrist prominent well did anybody get the key in any of that man what do we have to do to get fed around a wrestle a fat hag how could you make a little bit more noise later later oh look they're gonna play croquet let's go take these clown a Murs and follow me I'll take your spear you know mind oh yeah thank you not a chest hair among them hello clean one and it stopped by Janet on sand cheese she wants to go out okey that's another great Roger Carmen will walking segi scout ahead yeah you trying to impress my girl go ahead and see if they can hit the Bell hey does anybody got a shirt boys in the hood you know it is exciting right after Kerman action seems make me hungry for let me guess no no let me say nobody's getting along actually I'm more in the mood for some french toast oh what the heck does I have to do with french toast really what does it have to do in waffles do with anything Wow that daddy knock me down and hurt stub if I eat it that's okay well the Vikings really stink this year huh yeah every time they make it to the bowl Late Show so well what do you think of your noble Vikings now well we're in denial we think they're great oh dear what have I done it's not your fault you did your best but I guess your best just wasn't good enough we all be trolls to these men hmm we've come across the sea for love of them such courage speaks of great love indeed mm-hmm I wonder how great it really is so how would you know you're dressed like snow do you actually do for love beware of him does hear anything he says would be a trick I'm not afraid of him my love for you is equal to any test even an SAT I wonder tomorrow we'll see idiots they thought they could escape why are you wearing a tiara my son don't you know that all grown ups are under the protection of the Great Serpent god of the vortex Wow oh it's all right I guess we'll just have to take your word for it we turned up to the caves but for Fran talking tynin the Minnesota Vikings there would come another day oh what a damn I beat I'm flat-out tired let's still have to stay up and work on my novel hmm is this my reward for warning you of their pens no but we do have some lovely parting gifts tell her about it Johnny not keeping your promise you said I could stay up and watch the love American style you really want to kill no I really want to direct actually I he's very desirable no more than I surely what she finds herself more desirable what gives you're indeed beautiful and you're really hairy but you don't deceive me it's the pale skin giant you want mr. clean Larry Bird true I want him but any port in the storm only for a whim a crazy madcap whirlwind spring but he won't have you he loves to sear and I like to pan fry she's gone he'll forget time for the Jerry Lucas Harry Lorayne memory system and a strange woman dark one oh you're wearing a shag rockin do you think she's dreamed useful to you great stuck I can be useful again coochie-coo mm-hmm check me for nits would be great sport to see him tempted by the fruit of another tell you what let's go get a rug doctor and a couple of bottles of wine what do you say class ring does this mean we're going steady I'm gonna go tell the Pep Squad senior girls can be achieved Roger this is God pick up the pace why don't they just fire this guy yeah well looks okay backstage pass access all areas okay with the band you know I think she way over-accessorize now here's another great walking scene yeah oh it's raining man well he looks okay this one's kind of small oh look at this one it's pretty dress for you to be here perhaps it doesn't matter I would dare more for you what huh Cedric I can help you we can go back just James Arness Peter Graves oh yeah and the others it would be too difficult best of it he's gonna stow it for a sweet isn't he telling people I couldn't leave without vedric your chief of stone you want I know people are less risky we can start a new life in Argentina we together come with me bedroom my dawn will be far far away no see finger every member here was a child I like you better than always he were headstrong and impatient unless you had your own way especially if you drink coke in the morning sugar I've grown in many ways insert comment here and a woman know that I know beautiful woman hey you're preaching to the converted honey true and someday I hope you will choose a worthy warrior alright happy why we are I've already chosen one My Luck belongs to another you know that Dedrick I'm offering you you my name is Hershel well busier there is no life without a brassiere smart Vikings foolish choices today I'm Geraldo brave words to say we'll see what they would be tomorrow well I gotta get back to the dorm before curfew oh boy my fault I ate too much I'm beginning to think the world would be a better place without waffles no waffles who are you why I'm Willie the waffle the wonderful whimsical wisecracking waffles huh can I ask you one question sure who the hell are you to decide who lives and who dies did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people most of them named Chad thang hi welcome to Jojo waffle berries our waffle special today's game with Forks waffle with jack sauce we also have sorry Chad we have to let you off no waffles Little League baseball would also be impossible without waffles mom Little League practice is in an hour cats and waffles - no waffles nice read their drawings really but most importantly do you think I mean is I'm in the Soviet Union would ever have been dismantled if it weren't for waffle hey the COO is a success all we do now is all no borders Shelton in the crowd in Red Square are eating waffles them never crush them now that's right the Russian people maple syrup stain on Gorbachev's forehead spells one thing freedom oh come on you guys please I was just being ironic you guys love waffles so much here have some of mine I got plenty ah that's okay I'm I'm kind of fall I'm not really into waffles come on we got a party to go to the spares no place to sit no movie sorry you might turning down those torches my electric bills sky-high killed kill them both didn't go well did it I want to see them die you are one freaky chick grab me this great stock you'll never regret it it's like buying a good wall code how about a little hair of the dog that bit you you guys know how to put on the dog cover me and afterwards now that you proved your gratitude you can send me one of those cute little of my cards once like they're about to become a Swedish casserole hot dish all right well it's festival seating I hate good I'm curious to test the strength of this noble love I'm curious as to why a dress like Sonia Mario you have the honor of lighting the holy sacrificial fire to appease the store and our preference as for the lovers themselves are grim old gods are compassionate demand no more than one sacrifice which of you will it be let it be me no no take me one of you will come out of the fiery choice alive whoever begs for life first will go unharmed sounds fair other one dies pretty much Senya light the fire dad I'm so hot I don't need a match thanks for nice minds a God of hellfire Matt I've never confide in you again as long as you're gonna die ignite your earrings so yeah well she did pull up a thorn from my paw no what the heck oh it's the opening for Mission Impossible hello still time the first deplete for life will go on ha okay no take me release her no no my life will only be meaningless more meaningless free him I will stay perhaps I should [ __ ] Nazeer I beg you speak to it save yourself without you Davis welcome my beloved what did she say speak gain your freedom I understand I swear it I couldn't he's all choked up even though my tongue be torn from its roots no gross couple Swedish meatballs coming right up oh and Imogene Coca reunion Todd makes his move if you love me speak Patrick please camera oh well you know crepes we need to rain you know good for the crop not good by both leaders and we'll be together forever yeah whatever I'm spunky don't worry oh boy and the top monster is one hyper kid he hurts others much sugar Oh Todd gets his but with every time you'd think you'd learn okay class let's review Carmen's technique once again okay here's a shot of the two kids shot of the creepy girl there's a shot of Hershel shot of a be dolphin another shot of the creepy gorilla and there's a shot with the kid and the creepy girl the creepy girl creepy girls you change rapidly dark one well that's my prerogative Oh once the sacrificial fires have been lighted the gods demand their victim see already the storm Catholics you slits in the coming feast your God that felt well your eyelashes are false I want a close-up dammit you know got to me mister hey it's the Land O'Lakes girl you know if your father listen to my priestess who's been led astray by the Spirit of the flesh correct me the serenity she resented almost like power she's got a real knack for this kind of thing the gods of the Vikings protect your children in your hour of need it's that us pretty much unleash that Thunderbolt honey Edison you know isn't that just it every time you try to have a barbecue it's either raining or your neighbors knowing the law here comes Pastor brandy savage unbelievers the curse of the Staniel make them have bad haircuts too let's call it a day Karl the tournament officials coming out he's checking the court conditions and the match is called good thing I reach Engel my hat come here you nasty old guard I'll harm you cripes I'm gonna need a new son now Senya Sneden a my son a of Dorothy that we can which is dead hail Dorothy hey could you guys be pallbearers kill them kill him their lives for the life of my son she really got under your skin didn't she mr. Kaplan Wachtel something extinct okay give me those moon boots they're mine get back Wow the classic Mannix disarm with a solo karate chop quickly kill me and be done with it I hate to smell what I will no desire to kill you start that would require emotion we wish to leave in peace it's dressed like cher again they killed HR pumice stone another classic walking scene this time uphill my son how long but dead gay sir the Farlander love Doug Enys world of illusion the sword would someone like to examine the sword it's an ordinary sword perfectly normal and everywhere remember to poke a few holes in him so he doesn't explode the woman talk to brother oh hey oh that's it I are gonna take back the nicest hey you put the wrong one in the fire you're supposed to put the dead one in there well son you've got a hot chick waiting for you in the after that will be avenged on your room I swear - he was just premiered over a bars and punctured the fellowship hall the 33 come on teen gang hmm oh no a dog man's gonna pull up feral armor let's go form the new Christy Minstrels yep teenage caveman set for sure is the way to the st. but I'm not sure a word is the law and the law maybe I can see it again wait here for me you're gonna trust a whipping boy come on that's the exact tree from teenage caveman is the word and the word he's bringing its way to the sea they're following our trail of thoughts quickly not too quickly they'll Corman still needs to pad the phone they're parking everybody's barking barking for crown oh geez oh it's got dog tags I just don't understand cross country she's lagging behind what Sarina got up her sleeve what she's leaving a trail of jewelry dogs cats notes what's the Sammy Davis is dark now to change into my Batgirl costume the nipples on the phone Ruth tell them longer boats are coming to Venus somatic or woman it will have to use Todd as a sea anchor it's where's Inga the wacky new company this fall on ABC no fluffy puffs no bad dog oh they licked her to death huh I know she gave her life to save us oh they evil things I've said about her taking last say about a 21 year old girl who died she loved Mozart shall they all all the Vikings pay for the life of my son Dee Snider but there's no time to lose there no time to figure out how we saw all that hey gang let's hit the beach and rent some canoes well I knew this would end up looking like a beach party over now tonight music - tonight's the right and cowboy suite by Albert Glasser it didn't it didn't it didn't it didn't it didn't it now this time don't lose the rudder tie you spoil everything you're the Gilligan of this trip well we're gonna be fancy that's another good one Todd oh it's just Deborah Karen Burt Lancaster all day love me hold on to the finish quit splashing I'm talking about this I hate you any to a oh sorry about your boss was he important to you wait we can't go in the water yeah we eat less than an hour ago who knows the Hawaii five-o zone yummy Digga Digga bought for us oh you can't make me flavour ourselves they'll never catch up there to soundstages away come on get it Darby God's the littlest Viking what you're doing and the film very real on three low-tech no-tech do you want to make more money sure we all do Thank You Sally don't rock the boat they come with a man we're throwing in rivers the wet head is dead I forget it I don't like white meat to whites to black Palmolive you're swimming in it our souls Gregory Peck Roisin well I'm glad we're not headed back towards work look at all the traffic over there move on clamp it Carter I believe the term is up a creek without a paddle not again are you kids quit splashing on the tub or is that faking I've had it with you kids I'm dead good night mcLaughlin I cannot stay I must be going a little pate eat and run oh it's to post a spelling team you know this Home Economics film really took a weird turn somewhere along the line I did kiss me by the matte painting got here now time to breed some after days we'll make some great tennis players someday the end everybody come on can I give me true W is more the many ways that your sir Hey for the admiration yodel flavor than a second to da l is for how light you are you melt in my mouth is fight off with runny cheese chili waffle should be fine watch me down with auntie mine yeah let's face it sticky fingers waffles are nothing more than a vehicle for butter and syrup I got you now Frank I want you to set this up so they get a high-voltage shock every time someone says waffle what someone been saying waffles what you don't understand I'm a prince this has been a presentation from Comedy Central

Channel: analogkid01

Views: 407,295

Rating: 4.8127379 out of 5

Keywords: MST3k, 317, The, Viking, Women, and, the, Sea, Serpent

Id: 1wJ5S8la-_c

Length: 120min 2sec (7202 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 05 2011