MST3k 405 - Being From Another Planet

you due to another basin Red Jumpsuit we did a good job cleaning up the place the worst we can sit and watch them all the monitor is mine keep in mind Joel can't control him because he used those special parts robot me kappa see dumb cermony have the eats and breathes and other science facts it's just the show relax oh is it fueled by imagination should we be afraid be very afraid no and no hi everybody welcome to the satellite of love I'm Joel Robinson in the box and I are in the spirit of game 20 question it's it's a sassy brassy musical humdinger oh is it a new high in adventure when they go thrill deep in danger no wrong I'm wrong it is not the most exciting undersea Odyssey ever filmed and it is not 100% pure adrenaline ah then it's a bikini-clad romp through some respond Nona was in a shocking expose of souls and bondage babies info is it not only his nose that grows oh is it personal this time no no do we watched ugly bored juggle two women in the battle to see the sanity you made that uh oh no no okay here's a good one stop or guess who'll shoot my momma's babysitter and throw her from the Train Oh our hat and legs are called holding me hello is Dave home no there's no one named Dave here I think you have the wrong Oh knock it off you nitwits frat ah I can't believe you fell for that what have you been under a rock for the last ten years hello is this thing on paging dr. F hello right let's pretend I hurt you and move on done well Joel as the brilliant essayist and secret bigot HL Mencken once said no one ever went broke under estimating the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated or something like that the point is the point is is that someone is making a mint off those damn precious moments bisque figurines and dr. Clayton Stonewall Forrester wants a piece of the pie you dig I dig that's why we've come up with these brand new optional gifts for Grandma that we like to call tragic moments figurines sure grandma will cry when she sees her lovely gift but for very different reasons this first one is entitled Sparky's last romp and these beautiful handcrafted figurines depict little Billy's first hard lesson in life plus what happens when a dog teases a cow way past the breaking point thank you Frank this striking hand-painted lamp is titled by the fires glow and it depicts the tragic occurrence when you light off a roman candle in the rumpus room this little beauty here is the flagship of our collection it's entitled I'll get it and it depicts what should have been a really fun game of kickball gone tragically wrong others in the collection include he raises a hand in anger a world's dentist grandma and dad's liquid breakfast and Joel no one can predict the market on these things but a 1987 copy of who's that with mom recently sold for $400 your turn all lighten up and get on with your invention well sirs as you know charismatic actor Jack Palance can make anything he says sound horrifying or at the very least really interesting so we've came up with this Jack Palance impersonator KITT it makes anything you say worth listening to is now right I just purchased a new shovel today it's cost $15 believe it or not he or else you could go ahead and try to scare your friends uh excuse me is that Jack Palance or Jack Palance that would be a decision for you to make who's wise me well what do you think sirs ah don't do that your film today joel is a cinematic tranquilizer starring Ben Murphy called being from another planet and I hope you haven't made plans for dinner my little corn muffin oh shut up Oh Demetri Phil had an association with Wesker oh you know being from another planet I didn't have a lot to do with this film as Isis the God of love Isis aware these characters are so flat Oh Brophy that's when your brother with the trophy Zingo Ngozi ah they picked him out of nowhere James Karen boy he has an identity problem Sam Chu cuz that I thank you oh boy we're rolling I predict her career will go nowhere boy we get the credits and a tour through the art museum this is just like a guinea maggot one of my favorite films say could you introduce me to shari belafonte-harper no guys I just don't understand this modern art sounds like somebody's getting a haircut pretty good and there is addition of an if it did you propose something to pull a guy open a mic X Oh little Robby Greenberg its Thor number nine number nine we are standing still you know guys this sounds exactly like that see us for self yeah it's the Shroud of Turin north wall they must be in a trailer home during a tornado Tom Kennedy why the end of this decade you will host a game show all right I'm okay you're okay okay Leo this is a summer tomb that nobody talks about too much last tomb on the Left farm Hindi throw me the whip not you in here this be Jeff Brooks this a Hardy Boys Nancy Drew mystery ladies and gentlemen The Mirage Hotel proudly presents Siegfried and Roy smells like mummy meeting here Scooby Delia Smith stuff in a tough pile oh there's Pete duel Oh somebody been cooking veal in here yes I'm Leonard Nimoy in search of my career watermelons oh wait Newton insignia did ancient astronauts leave this rock read the book so far this movie looks like a dramatization of a movie Lovejoy on A&E fan early hopscotch bless this mess wait a minute what's this I heart my dog God hell I said could we go down yeah shut up your mug hi I'm at the ray the big mouth my boss mr. hot it felt a ball the jet plane Brackins world guests of King Tut's stay at the California Institute of the sciences I'm gonna need at least three on each side I mean it's only me up here carefully could you also Harry you accomplished cheerio Linda this is fairly heavy must we pose right now boss one wants a bunch of publicity stills for the press conference tomorrow tomorrow yeah seems we have no choice professor could you move over here smile up mommy hey Scott Baio hey here's a gay cousin the fella but I left a 3,000 year old childproof cap leave it alone damn you let's get out of the shower looks like Abba in college remember be good these are clearly the original seals [ __ ] the coffin we got what we need which means the fella inside hasn't seen the light of day in approximately three thousand years so we've gonna be criminal on each side lift it carefully you're about the end of the field of forensic medicine easy now I just toss it over there against the wall Oh her a shawl from tootin come not that great kind of a letdown in dish its cherry and anyone translate the name Oh then Horace no Joan van Ark literally a noble traveler meaning mark wouldn't work for me visiting dignitary why would they bury a foreigner in the tomb of King Tut hmm that's a good question they were wacky maybe we'll find the answer in a scroll the dedication let's go for the internet now carefully oh why would show me long and everyone working again goofy telling this summary break for the x-ray sir oh my son the idiot Oh light a match no peeling it oh they have on Parsons private tables the risk reasons I've been teary rated hasty burial minimum preparation cook it so it's kazillion years old maybe girl what is it green stuff well not really sure Michael why don't you collect some samples okay I'm collecting samples for the teacher professor why would he have been given a hasty burial well like I was there until we removed the wrappings Haysom Kabbani when it's clear but my guess is unfit Harris died from some kind of disease I just plague or smallpox or whatever it was it disfigured to kill his attendants that's great dad could you say my dropping me there tight container I want to seal this up until we call rubber cleaning Rubbermaid Tupperware oh not my color I've definitely a fall oh great the plague our date Michael just about data for all right now mix me up a picture of Jim Gibson's don't forget the onion yeah this is your pinky pen all right I think we're ready for the x-ray Comedy Central no I don't think so chance of fire high today Oh what are you doing you [ __ ] dad look at that my god sharp one of those damn kids must the knock that off the setting you've been x-raying this mummy with ten times the normal dose he could die okay so we'll start again let's not say we there's had enough radiation for one night just deliver those plates to my office why they send a mummy to find city boat tag medical accept in the end looks kind of like a van mural denial Trapper John MD what chap Trapper John MD lives right next door that Medical Center this guy's so negative good reason let's see you haven't flossed and you don't brush exposed these are terrible who took these I did well look at this steelies and Aggies dear aunt Nefertiti thanks for the socks oh oh let me turn on the light uh ladies and gentlemen the Aladdin Hotel proudly presents Kirby that person got the magic well these ZZ Top posters gonna look boss in here hmm well now mr. mommy we have some things to discuss I hope your business affairs are not alone do you have insurance and watching you tut-tut yeah I hate it when they paint over the outlets Victor Bordeaux finally the Warren Commission file I wonder oh no my mom found my stash that is so late he's rifling the mummy for change an ace award what's that doing in there Oh travel Yahtzee hole now I'm gonna look in the ado enjoy done and done hmm you know who they were they have a better pastor hey wrap that thing up it'll spoil Oh can I interest you in our mocha Mud Pie it is decadent now you can relax I'm just gonna check we can because that's the dose he's taunting a mummy hey God perfect match yeah it's too Matheson and he loves the ladies how do you tell someone you've been dead for a thousand years no no okay here's my headshots now all I need is some penile hmm what does it got in its pocketses got em got em time for a razzle candy or gum cold upload on Peters out hey keep an eye out here oh he's doing his paint-by-number clown ladies and gentlemen Jeff productions is proud to present the black Moses of soul hall monitor walking girl 1500 seein locker then everybody wears cleats in this film Lou Diamond Phillips in the fifth power here miss Mills hmm sorry missed your mom who are unable to reach your x-rays they'll be bad dark movie rqm production x-rays yeah it looks like a ground round in his office um just come over there I want to finish cleaning this girl just when I finish the eyes now teacher petting extra credit please honey now while I'm decoupaging trouble you could do magic you remember normal people I don't know Ken I'm impotent out of dormant mole okay that's one of your students should talk to him now Suzy run it over and thanks good my ta Ken Melrose and pathology can start analyzing it right away ok bring it over telling you mine of course not maybe I'll show me is no electron microscope okapi with that nothing believe me for you go what do you think of this what are you doing man magic symbols astrological diagram look at the material I never see anything like snot papyrus the leather cloth maybe you found the first civilization I just get out get out what is with us don't work too late doc all Rex is chasing rabbits again since bites Hey look an ancient swingline and a Rolodex now was I a Smith Oh Jones I can't remember it's been so long letup is no telly ah well man if we could see that I better be real staring I don't wanna hey babe you see movie the week I'm sorry did I startle you no that's why I wet myself Susie what time is it good on the course to knock van Haris at the press conference and you smell like Cheetos oh look at this notice a cranial structure line of the spinal column it's gonna need to be thinner with the x-ray machine no no here coffin came out perfectly hmm nice light mist is usually the internal organs are removed prepared separately but here they're only done Rose now get me a sandwich cheese foam he hasn't been preparedness standard matter what's this no idea I'm a complete phony probably hidden compartment a person jewelry is not unheard of yeah it's only hidden unless you look they had a track this stuff like a mummy don't touch it don't get Ken Melrose and tell him something has happened to the mold get in quick hurry come on go get clean Melrose he'll touch anything Riley lay mummy in this movie yeah what a royally lame creamy mami in this movie oh what a royally lame crusty crunchy crummy dummy mummy in this movie I'm the early Indian i watch this when Tom what a royally lame Billy Mumy in this movie Oh Julie money from lost and smash that is rich water it's bill mummy and I happen to be a fan oh well I'm sorry Joel you know the whole concept strikes me is absurd I mean what is Master mu be done for us since his portrayal of young Will Robinson on Irwin Allen's production of lost in space well lots of stuff Oh like why well it might surprise you to find out that he was even a younger child actor than when lost in space like remember the film dear Bridget where he played the little boy who wrote to Brigitte Bardot River and then there was that classic um Twilight Zone where he was the little boy you could wish people into the cornfield and then there was that one really great movie that I can't really remember the name of Roy play that super genius mathematician at one really great movie that I can't remember where he played the girl well let me rephrase that bill mummy hasn't done anything since he was 11 there Oh solid Ripley Oh contraire crawl down drat don't you remember he played Sterling north in the heartwarming tale rascal stir yeah and let's see what else did he do yeah he was the young rebel in that film bless the beasts and the children now I remember you know that's about the time he started showing up on the Merv Griffin Show with his electric guitar and the next thing you know he's a special guest Bachelorette Jim Lang's the dating game dare we forget the now classic lost in space reunion show on Family Feud I was especially fond of his work in the European mine troupe movie chance uh hmm shout bye beat us leave it no taste you know you know I understand that lately he's been spotted performing space plays live on stage as well as its work in introducing a comic book of course and you mean lost in space graphic novel let's not forget he's working the band Barnes and Barnes remember fish heads need i say more eat them up YUM you know didn't he play the part of Weaver in sunshine Christmas oh let's not forget his cameo appearance in the remake of The Twilight Zone movie did I say a billy movie I meant to say butch Patrick oh why didn't you say so you know I don't like The Phantom Tollbooth was so totally overrated excuse me hello Oh lids ville don't get me started now ah I thought I swear those people's real me don't care yes worthless worthless now your career that I do you mean worthless I mean they're not precious your precious 8,000 years old they're ancient man who told you that some hustler I read hustler forget it we're gonna find or strawberry Wow take that back or I'll square you with my flower it is the same fungus fungus but it's definitely no longer dormant Norman and you have no idea what it is he is until we find out don't let anyone near it fear is not gonna be easy Russ more scheduled a press conference for today once introduced on fin Harris to the public okay Doug I'll call Ross more and telling me simply must cancel thanks appreciate it okay well thanks solid pine nut a word out yeah Evening News came in to you this is the skip Michael see if you can find something to rope the coffin off with us like row yeah please be sure everyone stays clear of the coffin gotcha cluding you okay let that hot ball stop to you your prints every time Carol Merrill and Cyril shalt know for sure that it's dangerous well what are the savings hey lens cap look I'll get back to work on this probably anything I'll call you thanks again Thanks come on rockets on the flight after oh oh yeah his pen blew up Badfinger I'll say you want to come and get it get into the campus hospital to the emergency room Melrose as soon as you get there and don't touch his hand I get me two hard-boiled eggs make that three hard-boiled eggs settle down please Millman all part of the Act settle down George Linton that jerk doing here what is the meaning of all this commotion one of my students was just burned by this fungus it's a mungus come on you know damn well what I'm talking about I've seen your shower and to warn you about this I can you know I've really resent being blamed for the clumsiness of one of your students now if you're unwilling to accept the responsibility for this project perhaps who had fun someone who will like bottle right here hi I'm the soundtrack for this film you know music is a series of ones and zeroes well this looks more like spermies all vacation pictures hmm and that here's my psycho in Fort Lauderdale cheetah get away from that hmm super squad love man Ken Melrose ladies and gentlemen good morning my name is Wendell J Rossmore good morning today we are formally announcing the permanent acquisition of a major artifact from the tomb and the treasure of Tubbs uncommon we got his hot tub night you fix oh no there's a steady-cam of the boiler we have covered the mummy you're gonna notice that the wrappings have very deteriorated and covered with a green substance this may make him seem rather unattractive but please remember he's been in there for three thousand years and can't believe he gets a laugh with that you may remove the Internet mr. noble bar eyes let's put a chip dip that's good hey look I wasn't the only one in the lab that night don't you belong to a fraternity sharp yes so what ap I was a frat man I know what it's like slow night nothing to do have a couple of beers steal a mommy quarter ever clear the grave already Kevin try to prove it why you little listen live money as far away was that night I saw him leave that hare Club for Men to Rossmore Jack Parker is not a suspect the most important thing is we've got to find the mummy we've got to counteract the bad press generated by that disaster this morning sharp yes sir I want you to spread the word through the fraternity houses I am offering a 24-hour amnesty to get the mummy back now if he is not returned I am going to close every frat house and search every room on this campus now Sir Geoffrey under a drawn sorority Road all right sharp Oh ma'am Parker you may go my tongs closed in general I don't like this it's scary huh we can't take it this is a sign us headed mean hey you guys I think it's Copeland's expresso machine no idea was gonna be organizers of a nightmare watch this anymore Joel I can't it's too terrifying I think the city really should be brought on this absolutely not now come on this is an internal affair we don't need him you're overreacting Doug that mummy could be dangerous there's something on the wrappings he needs those things very strange there's already a boy in the hospital now I gotta hit a home run for mommy could end up the same way if that's so whoever has taken the mummy is going to end up in the hospital sooner or later and then I'll nab him and nobody has to know about it not the police not the press and certainly not the audience fine well better find it mummy before somebody else gets hurt I'm gonna find more loved it or put on my jacket take come on oh it's Mary come back scared not that bad come on okay come on boiler room system aboard Oh Naama Shawn I pity the dirt that gets in my way that spooky huh this guy I better get my biker magazines out of here I'm having dinner with Andre later well he has been working up a sweat as neat yeah darn clumsy mummy sounds kind of like John Cage's back there hey what's going on back here just eating a nutritious breakfast mom well there's no emotional attachment to me I can die we were doing a little bee I want you to search the campus and find me a decent tie-down if necessary but find that mummy so if I could happen to cut Stella you'll be got it hey Scrubbing Bubbles the structure is just crazy the nucleus is unstable a chromosomal pattern is mystifying and I'm totally balsa multiplying at a rate so fast I can hardly measure it and I still haven't figured out how many licks it takes to get to the tutsi center points on a fan mm-hmm we'll be right there it's whatever it is it's highly to the tropic it breaks down I'll take it you all gotta pitch you the business human flesh how about that old trick that movie you're soaking in it and I'm sorry screen at Michelle it's okay I get paid anyway you were upstaged by the disappearing act anyway when you find that guy kill him ought to be the first one in the house good unless you're dead mind if I take a look at that hand should I know one I guess slip out of that robe sure I dick wait it's my hand that hurts it's a honey-glazed hand hey it's Marie the cop which one herb Edelman or al Molinaro look geez I gotta pick up in here darn kids what for riffing hello Winchell's send a policeman over Prato dr. Serrano this is captain Willoughby yeah look I'm in the electrical supply room and I'm naked the president Ron smart told me to call you if I saw anything suspicious well I haven't so advise taking your request tonight so give me a call at six six to eight 200 and now to Brian from Sheila and to Christie from all the guys at Delta side here's the Banana Boat song by a guy like to call dad hey she's got a closet play so this is where you hide out we're gonna taking my picture huh she just run on campus right next to the reactor and she's funny too hi I'm Jamie realm and so am I now two on one it's not much Laura Lee gala for the Institute of the sciences they held a press conference to show off their new mummy but when they open the coffin guess what it wasn't a mummy it was a daddy Oh God who's freely anything the coffin was empty told you until oh I gotta get cable which they paid for that thing whatever it was it was too much Jamie I think the Institute is in grave trouble kill em at any rate it all started this morning when window J Rossmore the Institute called a press conference to show the world they're fine it's worth over a hundred bucks I could let you have it for saying 50 you were my gonna get 50 bucks come on Greg I know you got paid just imagine that Ellen's gonna think of you walk in with a president I guess she's gonna think you're a dork Greg it is shiny who's Ellen do but all right I got hard bodies of mannequin - Starsky and Hutch The Lost episodes on USA Network name your wrath drop baby sizzler so tell me seriously what do you think of the critique of pure reason Dollface oh they're reading an FBI yeah yeah yeah now eat your bread oh right back gotta go shake hands with a millionaire Robert Shaw yeah yes Vaseline is outrageously expensive restaurant with nine different kinds of forks yeah Timmy's it's a big thing around here it's hard to figure brother Vogel especially their mugs five bucks a piece Hey look come on I need that I just ordered the food it's okay we'll pay for it we'll eat it too look I'm here with shari belafonte-harper she's in this movie - food - hey listen I know we cannot share the food but listen we're not flip for the lady tale seems appropriate how would you guys like to double your money Wow my Motorola BIC zip huh what she am is trying to tell me something I never had to use a knife and a fork before Mall calling Austin law calling awesome can hear you yeah give that to a girl she'll never forget yeah Wow okay it's a deal due week the baby I thought you were the baby really quiet come on she has a certain Susan Saint James quality your kid is a belly chain for you enjoy hey I didn't know you liked DJ Thomas midnight oh so we got five minutes huh so Handley rocks the cradle' the spotlight on makeout really ball and chain by Panasonic a special message for those naughty boys and girls who took the Institute's mummy here's my in-studio guess our own professor Douglas McCadden Wow I shall thank you very much Linda to whom it may concern' give it back give it back you saw these wrappings is extremely dangerous you have come into contact with please seek medical attention at once wait come I became a skull unless he's really getting them in the nine of you not yet Wow call the police or the Institute or even this radio station Walton here's a boom ricky schroder no sure can't play your Jim Henson's baby babies it's like an escape act that's what it's meanwhile in Friday the 13th now listen I'm gonna break out of here say it nobody's gonna stop me be scared be very scared you know what happens to offers should put the record on a messy Donald aren't you my daddy I guess it must have fallen out of my pocket into the baby's crib huh he sure liked it I hope you do too Greg it's beautiful I wasn't glowing like that when I bought it oh so like me oh I love baby talk mm-hmm can't you let the kid clock go such a baby what mine look like the babysitter don't tell Mom the babysitter's hot asparagus monster that necklace didn't have a very good class now she's a Wallflower oh oh at least it's outdoors a fish fighter in a hospital mm-hmm can you treat her like a lady no lieutenant Plummer I believe you know pathologist Ken Melrose of course yeah he'll touch anything this is Professor Davis McCadden of the lizard I wrote lieutenant Plummer up-to-date on everything doctor what about it well I'm consulting by phone with dr. Cunningham Richard Hogan absurd only troubled disease Oh expecting an epidemic no but if anyone knows anything about unusual disorders its Atlanta how obsessions let's get out of here they have all of my daddy nice you ready to go the chart turkey nothing no I understand there was a witness to this accident involving the girl yeah her boyfriend a Greg Houser he's here in the hospital now - here it's a haunted boiler room with real scary janitor a lot of kids it just disappear down there well what am I doing here oh you're just a real dumb kid remember okay gotcha hi that'll be 25 cents Joe 24 25 cents for for a quarter or were you gonna go somewhere else tonight Joe are you ready for para yeah ready but remember I don't scare very easily Wow just ignore those bats crushing again will ya there aren't any bats brushing who will believe me they're coming very close first we're the eyeball of all the weird kids from mrs. Reidy Spanish club oh that's disgusting ah it's so thick you know we know we know now try the next bowl the next bowl it's the guts of mr. solder back from third our drivers end what follows is even more horrifying do you dare to go home sure not a quarter please holy violence alright okay Oh what is it it's gruesome worms of hate feels like this became oh but it's gruesome spaghetti of hate cooked in blood and out just a fool soul knows me so well I have to admit you guys done a really excellent job so far suddenly feeling like to give humanity chest and all this new doesn't corners home like you please move on all right I'm getting a young comprehension be caught off guard the brain of that big ninth grader great Snyder oh that is really authentic you guys have really done a great job I can't say enough about it Oh for that one yeah I guess it is pretty good what did you use anyway oh we couldn't find anything very good so we used the real brains brains human brain simple really people you know what I forgot to mention that I love real brain we don't let's scare you oh we do guys wasn't scared whose face hey whose face was it I had John today please he goes up Lansky's buting's I think I'd then take him under observation for a few hours great come with me oh hi Joe yeah we know we know you had jello today Rhonda had fruit in it yeah that's great let's go get your medicine Michael coaster michael goldstein michael goldstein what a beautiful name but i think they got it honey girl it looks like richie Cunningham's bed yes he can't read Wow VCRs laughs oh gosh doughnuts no it's that thing again the thing that's been driving the plot to nowhere it's in television intelligent television oh three Colangelo virus looks like the computer generated plaid you know only dogs can see that it's true go on stalagmites stalactites stalagmites here's that right but I have no idea what's going on your eyes if you had them you could close down their what they hit the button to scare kaisers nothing to be afraid of it's just this old house okay that's a curly alarm please playing one of those travel games moto rummy yeah daylight comes and you want to go home right we go yeah father what the heck is going on where is that space of people the mall is closed all right for today's crazy call we're gonna call Ben Murphy until we've got a good part for in heaven there is no beer that's why we drink huh hello mr. sumption you got two weeks to live as Ellen this way and dr. Hayworth wants to try a surgical laser just for fungus off this as soon as they make sure there are any broken bones I took a look at these x-ray descending they're real sexy you were right this capital structure is abnormal extended clavicle oversee sternum displace mastoid processing of oversized Stern oh stop I should get I want you to listen to this I think I'm on to something okay rotary Hills hair clippers what do you think scroll it basically tells a story of King Tutankhamen soldiers discovering a stranger in the desert mm-hmm the cause of his unusual appearance it's totally exclude via God set to advise her own God King only not digs this one kaintuck goes forth to greet this dear you know he calls unk 10 horas one of those Bob ferry girls listen to this he's a lot more interesting than the movie or all-knowing Tutankhamen reached out to touch the weary traveler and was sorely burned and afflicted with a disease that consumed his flesh page 2 likewise well servants who laid soothing hands hey I'm reading here this is my pitch all save only the strange traveler himself to lay near death and without strength but who would not pass everybody simply sealed him alive according to later along with all the afflicted service and the moral of the story is are you suggesting that our fungus he's a longer disease that killed tuck than his servants and it's been dormant for three thousand years and now it's not no haven't you been listening okay just suppose Moses supposes his toeses were rules of what what we have to do we'd have to figure out how it was stimulated out of dormancy then we might know how to stop it hmm yeah I guess you're right and out of that it's an unbelievable concept but it just might work damn it I hate Evans and Novak we look ridiculous we will seen on every channel you shouldn't have worn that dress look at this where is my mummy a fraternity party Saturday night please wear costumes that's all we need Lawrence will you put that down please caution snow angels in progress oh look at his hand you poor thought oh look you see the total of 33 feet go ahead you're on your chips will be up in just a minute and Carol I've proved a lot you know there's some cool stuff in here I got to get down here more often no it's lunchtime whoever stuffing instead of potatoes yeah two scoops of raisins my ass huh they're moving ooh no chocolaty cocoa wheats hate them we just invented shake a pudding she's pasting up nicely de literally new leader you time that trailing winners she's not very calm foreigners ice cream now if you can't stand the sight of pudding huh Oh get that we gotta get used to that do carry isn't very Jew uh how those things dizzy hot I talk to per minute not right now camera later brush what is it are you still going out with Professor McCadden I don't think that's any of your business Stanley now if you'll excuse me I've got a very busy schedule I've got a date with professor McCann I'm so oh this conversation hasn't gone as I'd hoped it would here take this you can't take this take this think of me maybe I'll see some family you want to help me to things right we now leave Medical Center to join Trapper John already in progress I feel so close by she it gets dark fast what's the CBS mystery movie it wasn't a CBS mystery movie I know but you won't let us say NBC ministry movie it's good doughnuts oh come on Joel I don't want to be the desert in your guest bed but that's really a hackneyed joke no I just need a cop to donuts now it's just hack Joe oh it's just something I know this kind of observation stop it doughnuts maybe if they turn down a light hey Steve there's a string section down here in George Winston's with them Willard no terra baap Oh King central it's the focus on the longus we almost saw the movie war let me go see mommy Binet well that's why they hate him the Mummy's a jerk I was only kidding huh so well hi yeah how do I look cheap why come on Papa would say see you later guy well I think she'd say why don't you cover those things so dinner why can't you dress like that honey did he hurt you they make you mean mad I'm alright thanks for being them fool fool things that stuck in the braces again here just grow up I swear you're such a dork sometime Oh Stella and mirror ladies and gentlemen welcome back oh yes oh he's at the airport it's im9 Khashoggi make your black mummy Queen a denial wayne gretzky what are you doing the girl got lost the kick touch - nine months later she was a mommy and stick the hockey way tough crowd cabinetry duck I feel like I'm in a beer commercial if you wear a costume that's funny cause you see he is wearing a Casio that's the fastest week introducing steam bath Oh still on first base don't let this crap now listen you pervert disappear I'm gonna kick your vantage button oh I'm sure gonna crew could rule some chicken frappe it's like that sculpture by Rodin the monster now the sculptor man kill Claude ow the sculptor no the monster oh hey t Peter meanwhile at the Kennedy compound this music is by the producers brother-in-law hey hey where the mummies your room hey come on use a beer pong oh they're spending eight thousand dollars a year for this yeah that it's not tuition it's a coverage yard boy oh no no no no this woman sprayed their whole body guy song yes that's not a better will a nice snake thank you you can you guts out the static contoured sheet is no this is Abraham he'll Stassi risers little progressed in the lease no Sarah is that you know she's not Sarah not sure is helling just want to get lost who dresses you John Fogerty eat it just eat it Jose Sarah Jackman bill Keene Deb Altman ready Sarah hey Sarah what is going on sorry buddy this is only a two seater mmm hey Sarah what happened what figure it out you look like Bea Arthur that's it I'm through with women I'm gonna be a priest who a priest we love please forgive me Father for I have sinned I'm about to return hey right back yeah I need a new gown this will complete my own song oh hey and a fine now ripken flies one on center field wall that'll be extra breakfast it's yours he can keep it home maíam trade I'm Clark them all and the winner is digi die it's an orange out gonna go over to my office and check this out now come on no no I'll be right back really I just want to see if there was some sort of power drain now I got to find the buttons for my shirt BK lock the door keep it locked don't let a good boy go bad looks like Tron here at DeVry you can work out computers from 1978 what you like to play a game well you see the last time we had a power drain like this it was back in his really dark corner back here yeah nice Matt Davis outfit yeah he's gonna stop and smell the boilers baby I'm gonna wash you it was brilliant oh sorry I won Adam 12 see the crowler corner of 5th and maple was on the wall write this whoever stole the money must have stashed them in here look who's here come to change a lightbulb Parker no actually I came to blow up the reactor but sarcasm huh what huh that's the original Broadway cast of Pippin give me a head with hair nobody respects and that addresses nice oh hey you need any help yeah teach me how to get girls ah gee this is the third pop star I've found to date bill I got the wedding bamboo stick well you were an alias Smith and Jones and then you're out of work for a while now you're here go figure it's definitely for the Mummy's wrappings looks like somebody's playing a very sick please stay away from the green stuff if there's any on it it's very dangerous and stay away from the red acid thank you all right what did 12 Beauty kill the geek impossible looks like every bone in that boy's body is broken it's not a mark on we figure you hit that wall with incredible force well Jack Parker's pretty strong nobody's that strong oh yeah my dad is tonight on the USA Network Swamp Thing vs. The Honeymooners no no no no you're not bringing a mammal in here I know you Ross Moore and this isn't the first time you tried to cover something up because you don't want to smell bad in the press I beg your pardon lieutenant you're addressing the president of an accredited university don't interfere with this investigation don't withhold information and don't wash a red towel in a white load what about the mummy well you looked for your mummy doctor and I'll look for mine for a murderer Susie and I have been researching dollies that suffers first of all I want to warn you it's gonna sound very unbelievable but please just bear with me okay I know it can't be proved but I'm Patti Page well I think we all agree it's like nothing else we've ever encountered I'd have to agree with that it's like top 20 only better posed it was because it didn't come from birth where else would have come from Paul water fire you see her x-rays of our mummy he said he was in the normal human being suppose he wasn't you dad I said would sound crazy remember squirrel yeah rocky the flying squirrel cocky let me try became afflicted and died except uncle Horace because he was immune because he wasn't human we all agree that we're dealing with something unknown but I can't myself take a quantum leap into the supernatural not in these clothes anyway I'm sorry professor but with all due respect we have to have some basis in fact I've got the best available equipment at my disposal I've been that I'm up with absolutely nothing I mean it simply does not exist look Doug the bottom line is this whatever it is mom I can't stand out who took it and where it is now otherwise more people are gonna get hurt thanks to McCadden we are in deep trouble two of our donors have withdrawn the requests $5.00 out the window uh maybe there's a way of turning this whole thing around how Bruce Oh what if he stole a mummy huh he wasn't ready to unveil that mummy so he had it stolen and hidden where he could work on it in private and then when he's ready to find it and unveil it he'll find it and come out a big hero no I don't think that scenario is going to hold water Bruce I hold water and I think I can prove it you don't think it's walking around on its own copper tubing everybody dies what Cory that put efficiency ladies and gentlemen the blackboard visible did I make you dress up like Misiones last night sleeping all day I'm feeling really tired you're brilliant thud look oh yeah that I got drunk and would burn my cabinet where's that coming from my bracelet hey that's my breakfast Josh will light show that looks exactly like a diagram that I found inside the scroll it can't be a coincidence Susie where'd you get this bracelet crappy dress well it was a present from this guy named Stanley we're uh um Frankie know so he can you call him no honey it's important that diagram and this crystal had the same pattern they've got to be related in G Ben put some pants on seeing that pattern beautiful I know I have or something like it anyway kinda sorta don't you write me about it in your office I couldn't remember but cuz I was dizzy with last I know my brother used to build radios and I think he had diagrams lying around it look like that your brother Marconi radios so what you're saying is that this film is going directly to radio cassette you know maybe Parker I'll know Parker Lewis can't lose this was in the coffin yeah it's amazing it looks like some kind of wiring schematic I love the velour tunic she's wearing right but what would it be doing in a 3000 year old cuff dude Egypt astronauts carry rabies do these have something to do with it your thumb maybe crystals could be used as transmitters Jack like this it's candor's Gerrish all protector what's going on dad there must be a connection it just did belong to - Horace what would he have used it for Oh party radios in ancient Egypt Susy shut up I want you to do this around me sinner see what else you can find on ancient phenomena okay but also check out does NASA information bulletins on ultra of long-range communication and get me a pound of goat cheese you don't fly anything come right back what if you do find something stay there what's it printed on this doesn't feel like paper it's ancient toilet paper in houses you know a blank brett somers matches no other material natural or synthetic like nothing else huh like that jacket like the fungus lemagas and aqua Doris oh boy here comes that evil as manic hey someone painted the Kennedy Center green it's analogous always with some other guard v-trigger they all went to the what's really really good yeah thanks gypsy no way we fully open yeah whatever I think I know what these two Nina what have you ah jeez even poor gypsy well you must remember Tom she has a life he'll come on I think I know a couple of gloomy gusses that can use a little cheering up oh just leave us along gypsy ready girl all right okay gamma quick cue up the sequencer for Joel's rainy day fun sketch and the hex filled viewscreen fun tom holla clowns can start the physic gypsy come on magic that's for fun you know when you take all the really fun stuff in the world and put it in one room it leaves you feeling kind of empty yeah surely what are you looking at oh we got commercial sign hey it's the love of library looking use the hearts a conspiracy yeah there's the important conundrum there's the slingshot concealment migraine contained man the crankshaft McNugget the whole thing poo poo poo liquid black lilulu the shri traffic a young guy mow ma mow mow mow the Grim Reaper Gregor Breck kilala Kalinga Lincoln through scrap rock rock rock the glass always tourette but that's a good [ __ ] ticket cheese look at the time I'm late they're on your heart light Oh pick from Bobby big who you bright lights big mummy no sir hey lady I just want my thing back the boss squad in the live green well come on he's just a homeowner he wants to see a path since the cream cheese what's got into you Susie you can run all you like but you'll never run away from yourself kid mummies laughing you Susie better hurry big leg crack down a completely different hallway handle yeah turn out [ __ ] sportswear please my elevator shaft don't do that liquid metal school's out forever Jan Brady like you've never seen her before Kelvin currents teens oh cool you guys she's gonna do elevated surfing this is like a Dick Van Dyke episode where Laura got stuck in the elevator with dick and so the moment would be the Don Rickles part different better oh don't worry Susie there's nothing funny in the butter to have you killed you know you're banging on the door enough times usually opens oh no I forgot my book I've gotta go back this is the worst library I've been in really strict on fines wait so so the library's on the top floor I don't get it look all I wanna spend Murphy's autograph already got Peter Newell's cuz he's Welsh did you check out Ludlum's Ming Ming but ding ding Suzy dear put the bracelet down it's like a two-way moon ring no here's your dump bracelet papa grant wait a minute I'll do it come in hey are we really small all of a sudden I'm tell by the way we you the walk where women spent no time huh look maybe we should have coffee somewhere a really old coffee look I think you just get it glum so wrapped up in yourself oh yeah oh she's going back into the library again boring boring people literally poet never not the deep end Susie Oh here's something will get us off the 10-meter yeah what's like a gator oh she missed the pool and that will affect her score ouch at thus the classic library chase scene comes to a close the next thing I remember is waking up here you are one lucky man a JAMA ok ok ok I appreciate your answering these questions miss fuller but you still get to see anything give me a call ok lieutenant Plummer you don't really still believe this is a fraternity joke do you oh you got a little law Shelly I know I think this is a very sick individual lieutenant it's trying to get some sleep ok you know whether that he Sables up a trip and get like two at a time triple word score thx now she's back yeah good man pong have you hate this film car is across America what this was what happened well Alicia gets a lot of visitors nice folks the hysterical type that was him it was on fan Horus now that's a great honey could we get her a sedative he's alive he didn't want to hurt me I just wanted my bracelet so I guess all that running this kind of Della Reese who's glowing and he he had a crystal just like it in his chest nice that's great first person's jewelry some kind of necklace yeah so is bill Vogel going to the coroner Susie do you know if there's any more of those crystals uh yeah sure it's ours I'm going back to my office and check out that schematic again alright go ahead it's okay you can check out the schematic thing I don't care that was I will did get well let's see while you're out the schematic thing called month Alfred how many times of that computer gonna do that it was here mummy scared look it's my headshot hey my skull oh these get here two three four five six seven eight nine ten crystals sharp well he's a little vbeaute all right hey would you get those crystals what crystals flavor crystals friends I got got him at the swap meet what about these have a nice skull but Ellen when there's a bill Vogel of dead cuz those crystals and Suzi photos in the hospital cuz of those crystals Luke I go back to my game I was up to the third level of Metroid I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt and I just don't want to look like Jackson Browne anymore there's one of my top two are there but don't touch my underwear gave the other one to my girlfriend sherry yeah oh my god she's Jenny's roommate hot child in the city um could you please turn down a fan I can't be exposed to moisture mashaallah before boil water husband hey I'm in here do not the mr. bumble bees not the shower Oh Hey dye gel you can't get that anymore let's be flushed this is Professor McCadden get your camera and come over to the reactor building then go down to the shower take a picture my girlfriend Jenny his wife did he touch you hey hey the leather the leather you know I've got the weirdest feeling someone's touching a girl right now hmm fella sure could get used to this you know big country here huh hey there's a heart back there I am the Great and Powerful Hajj pay no attention to the man behind the boil ah let's see it's Friday I have a look at the menu off fish sandwich and boring incidental music it's lyrical music moving bobbing it's a tendril music Sadako Thank You duck let's go what are you guys doing here we're staging the Hat party and everybody's invited proving my theory I knew all along that you taken that money and now I know where you've hidden it what oh come off it professor don't you realize what has been going on here yes as a matter of fact you've been getting away with murder well the game is over and as soon as I call lieutenant Plummer you'll be on your way to jail and I'll have what I deserve welcome to the enunciation seminar he's making the left-hand turn ah you'll have to sign in at the front desk that's around the other side of the building sir-sir they can't run this guy walks slower than Miss Jane Pittman the pride of this Jane Pittman amen you don't want to be doing that man the man wants you to do that man all this be going over here say oh it's just Dave Lennox you know there he's there to change the filter Oh my move that one goes there idiot ladies and gentlemen Shari Belafonte for to beam up someone's got their finger at a dx7 here smile say mummy need room for who is humming hmm okay we're all gonna join hands now and try to contact the script for open for little forth of open it's a fremming he's got an electric dance belt though they have a record of their electric dance belt those are some style and trousers well god I go now Oh buh-bye my god I'm never gonna do a feature film again you know I recall reading a video watchdog that the sequence set the film 50 dollars over budget oh yeah and turns out the mummy is a lame styrofoam headed so happen shoot it down shoot to kill what the hell are you shooting over there for he's across the room folks I apologize I had no control over the content of this film commuted Whitley's Freiburg did ancient astronauts wear Lee press-on nails see we just got to work together kick your heart that's a shame yet tenure too sad really no midterm tomorrow a crystal crystal game No big mistake and that's [ __ ] up your hand can't look at him always like that the craw this movie sucks this movie so you know I think this is the worst movie we've ever seen I really would've bought robot versus the Aztecs we're about sidehackers cave-dwelling worse Catalina caper hot people burgers Hellcats Oh word Satya no rocket attack USA earth vs. the spider definitely worth frigate air worse it conquered the world yet worse lost continent Oh worse zero to no worse women in the pre-start time every 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Length: 95min 6sec (5706 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 05 2011

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Time Walker (1982)

    a.k.a. Being from Another Planet (1982)

Horror, Sci-Fi [USA:PG, 1 h 23 min]

Ben Murphy, Nina Axelrod, Kevin Brophy, Robert Random
Director: Tom Kennedy
Writers: Tom Friedman, Tom Friedman, Karen Levitt, Jason Williams

IMDb rating: ★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 2.7/10 (890 votes)

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Professor Doug McCadden is in charge of opening his university's latest acquisition - a sealed Egyptian sarcophagus. Opening it reveals an ancient mummy and a mold substance which proves to eat the flesh of anyone touching it. Later, sneaky student Pete Sharpe finds five hidden jewels in the bottom of the casket and distributes them to various co-eds on campus, not realizing the mummy, recently revived with an overdose of x-rays, is bound and determined to reclaim them. McCadden, who has carefully analyzed x-rays taken of the mummy, comes to the reluctant conclusion that it is not what it seems. (IMDb)

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