Most Inappropriate Things Teachers Have Said In Class (r/AskReddit)

what is the craziest / most inappropriate thing a teacher has said to you the Battle of the Bulge was a hard-fought battle almost like the battle I fight with my bulge in the morning the best [ __ ] history teacher I've ever had I had an 11th grade English teacher large dude mid-40s say if any of you ever say that the thesis is what the papers about I will come to your house find something that you love and kill it right in front of you he also greeted us first day of school year by walking in and saying all right all you failed abortions let's get to it best class ever I was in Spanish class last year using my phone under my desk when my teacher noticed she stopped the lecture turned to me and said bath all of us there are two things you could be doing with your hands underneath the table like that and either one is appropriate for my class the class exploded my favorite teacher ever assigned us to go see a movie he jokingly stated if you take your grandmother with you I'll give you extra credit to which one of the stereotypical morbid gothic kid in class replied my grandma is dead my teachers response well then I'll give you devil extra credit not really all that inappropriate but still to this day the funniest thing I've ever heard her teacher say went to a high school with one black kid I know he didn't mean it but she picked up a paperweight or something off his desk he exclaims get your cotton-picking hands off my desk silence from the whole class followed by the both of them leaving not to me that I had a government teacher who would sexually harass most of the girls in my class for example when asked how a girl could get extra credit on a test he responded by saying I would say six but that would be illegal my health education teacher sophomore year of high school showed us footage of a woman giving birth she played it once then reversed the tape so it looked like a doctor was shoving a baby inside the woman and said oh the miracles of technology in seventh grade I was fat the first day of gym class the teacher told us all to stand on these numbered squares painted on the basketball court well this was a very old school and I couldn't find the number assigned to me as a lot of them were worn away he said to me very loudly so everyone could hear I bet if there was a stake on it you'd find your square I still hate him to this day ninth grade woodshop Albuquerque the teacher comes in on the first day of school looking disheveled and possibly hungover he surveys at class sits down at his desk and tells us gentlemen it's always the bitch's fault not exactly a comment that a teacher made but one of the support teachers at my school told me and my friend that if we looked at the sky and pretended to shake salt into our mouth that we could actually taste it me and my friend being naive at the time proceeded to act out this motion of looking to the sky and shaking salt into our mouths it took the support teacher breaking into a laughing fit for us to realize what the action really represented he then took out a piece of paper and added us to his tally of kids that had fallen for his joke male math teacher in sixth grade Halloween girl comes in as a hillbilly with a butt flap on her pants teacher asks if we can see a little booty she flashes him her ass he says all right during a random drug check in my high school a few years ago when the police brought dogs in my history teacher gleefully said hope you left your weed at home kids I know I did maybe he didn't teach her here something I said during student teaching that was highly inappropriate a kid came in singing Ring of Fire but using the lyrics it burns burns burns the gonorrhea my response kids named God horrea is nothing to clap about never have I seen a group of sixteen-year-old inner-city school kids laugh so hard college finance class the professor asks why the class was always quiet and disengaged one girl responded this subject is just so dry the professor responded well how can I make it moist I go to a private or girls school in theology class last week two of my friends were sitting on a heater to try to warm up and our eighty year old teacher told them to stop cuz it would dry out their vaginas I tried to give my hot English teacher a hug in high school after passing a test and she jokingly pushed me aside winked at me and said not till you're 18 all-male class carpentry teacher got mad because everyone got F sinfully our quiz and said instead of watching porn and masturbating all day how about you [ __ ] study love that teacher not me but a friend came in late to class and the teacher told a student to open the door for him doors are locked because security and before the door opened the teacher said to the class play along or something like that when my friend walked in the teacher said and that class is why you never mix marriage manner and Ritalin you can't be President because you're Catholic I was seven was in middle school and we had the coolest social studies teacher ever he knew I was crushing on this girl and she was crushing on me he would always sit us next to each other and we would always flirt hardcore she jumped on me and I should you not be M get out in the hallway and finish that business you know you both want he sparked a five-year relationship I love that man hope one day I can go back and thank him for wisdom he was a human bear but the coolest type of bear the day we were going to learn radicals in math class our math teacher comes in with a turban on his head and said today we are going to be radicals the best thing I've had in high school eighth grade science teacher made us watch a Discovery documentary on lions consistently row wound the segment of lands mating and loudly proclaimed put this into your mind my Bo teacher noticed hickeys on this kid's neck and asked him if he lost a fight with a vacuum cleaner hardness is a girl's best friend because diamonds have a hardness of 10 what were you thinking same day we learned about cleavage and streaking minerals are found a black student was singing in the back of my trigonometry class when my white teacher says quit singing Marvel were not on the fields class goes dead silent then everyone burst out laughing teacher turned red after realizing what he had just said our first day of grade seven health class which was co-ed for some reason the little old man teaching us starts off with girls never give a guy a [ __ ] because it makes you a sucker some of the kids in the class and to ask what a [ __ ] was female teacher to me a fourteen-year-old freshman you smell about standing asterisk asterisk I just wanna gobble you up trust me it's not as fun as it sounds when she's in her mid forties and you're friends with her son and just wanna learn math not my teacher but mild cheer coach who was a teacher at my high school my dad died very suddenly my freshman year and I missed a week of school and cheer practice because of it when I came back to school a following week I went to talk to my cheer coach and I told her I was sorry that I missed practice but my dad passed away her response was to tell me that that was no excuse I could have found time to call and that I couldn't share any games for the rest of the school year the head shear coach and principal of my school heard from my mom that night and my cheer coach was fired the next day probably the most ignorant anyone has ever been to me in my life in history class in eleventh grade our teacher showed a painting of the Virgin Mary with the baby Jesus one of the more popular girls in school said he WW that baby has boobs he was halfway across the road stops walks over to her and says jealous everyone busts out laughing the next day we had all forgot about it and then he starts off the class by bringing it up in order to apologize to her and just ends up reminding us about it all over again she said later that she wasn't embarrassed the first time but his apology made it much worse we had a physics lab about static electricity which involved rubbing first lash silk on various objects black plastic rods clear plastic rods and steel bowls to name a few Artur who has a Scottish accent kept making jokes about how we weren't robbing the rods properly vigorously enough and other jokes in that genre best lab ever well an hour ago my English teacher told us that gifted girls are [ __ ] than standard girls high school English teacher with an eye patch and a habit of dropping one leg up on a chair to reveal his bulge first day of class he's laying down the rules laters there is to be no mock hoop applied in my class for the pretty ones you don't need it for the ugly ones it won't help my biology teacher told us make sure you guys look up the homework after you are all finished with your porn my first grade teacher with 30 years of experience under her belt told me I was a big boot and then smacked my hand with a yardstick this was 1985 though so instead of suing the school my parents told me to stop acting like a booth we asked my teacher how it can just stand there with the projector light blasting in his eyes he replied I don't just stare at it it's like cleavage you take a quick look then move your eyes this one's not nearly as wildly inappropriate as the others but still something a teacher shouldered say last year in upper secondary school and the class is about to take the final exam in the philosophy course in Sweden at the time there were only three available grades G Pass VG passed in style and MVG about standing and in order to make the test more interesting our teacher had a plan everyone gathered in the classroom and the students aiming for G or VG was told to stay in the room and take the written exam which couldn't grant a great higher than VG even if every answer was spot-on correct the students who were aiming for mvg were to join the teacher in a nearby room for an oral exam a group discussion if you will to properly assess those aiming for higher grades fair enough I wanted that higher grade so me in five to six others went with a teacher halfway to the next room one of the girls in the group notice that the students left to take the written exam had no supervision since the teacher was walking with us to the other room and no other teacher was in there so are you just gonna leave them unattended she asks yup don't you think they are gonna cheat and without missing a beat our teacher drops the ball come on it's the G and V G students you could give them a month in there what the [ __ ] are they gonna accomplish [Music]

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Length: 11min 23sec (683 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 16 2019