♪♪ >>COME ON FRANK! WHAT DOES IT SAY? >>I'M PREGNANT! >>WELL, WOW! >>I'VE NEVER FELT SO EMASCULATED IN ALL MY LIFE! >>NO! FRANK, THAT'S GREAT NEWS! >>OH YEAH, I REALLY WANT TO BE THE ONLY GUY AT THE FACTORY WHO'S TAKEN PRE-NATAL VITAMINS. >>NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! KENT JORGENSEN FROM ACCOUNTING IS A SEAHORSE. HE WAS PREGNANT LAST WINTER. >>SHELLEY, NOBODY WANTS TO BE KENT JORGENSEN. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN? HE SWIMS LIKE THIS: >>BABY, YOU SWIM LIKE THAT. >>OH. WAY TO KICK A MAN WHILE HE'S PREGNANT. [KNOCK ON THE DOOR] OH NO! IT'S THE GUYS! THEY CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS! THEY'LL NEVER LET ME LIVE IT DOWN! >>HONEY, YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH 2,000 BABIES. THEY'RE GOING TO FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER. >>YEAH, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO BE PREGNANT FOR TEN DAYS! THEN WE CAN TELL THEM THAT YOU BIRTHED THEM. >>SH. >>COME ON! [SIGHS] >>HEY SHELL! >>HEY! HOW'S IT GOING? >>FRANK! >>WHAT'S UP FRANK! >>HEY GUYS! >>HEY MAN, COME ON! WE GOT THE GUYS READY FOR A FOOTBALL GAME. >>YEAH. >>OH, UH, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN PLAY TONIGHT GUYS. >>WHAT? OH, YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS I'M GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU AGAIN, AREN'T YOU? >>OH! >>COME ON LET'S GO! >>OR WE COULD STAY AND TALK. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING LESS DANGEROUS. >>TALK? WHAT'S WITH YOU MAN? >>FRANK JUST FOUND OUT HE'S PREGNANT. >>SHELL! >>WHOA! >>JUST RIP THE BAND-AID OUT BABE! >>WHOA! >>WHAT? >>CAN YOUR BODY DO THAT? >>IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST- MALE SEAHORSES WE HAVE THIS POUCH. >>LIKE A PURSE. [LAUGHS] >>NO! NO! IT'S LIKE A EUROPEAN SHOULDER BAG. >>OH. YEAH. >>YEAH. >>OKAY, IT'S COOL. HEY LISTEN, IF WE CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL, WE'LL GO THE GYM. >>SOUNDS GREAT. >>HEY, HONEY, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT ANYTHING OVER FIVE OUNCES. >>[LAUGHS] >>DANG YOU, WOMAN! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS! >>I CAN'T LIFT THAT. >>AW! >>I CAN'T LIFT THAT. >>AW! >>DO THEY HAVE PILATES? OR- >>UH- I WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I'M A MAN! [LAUGHS] NO, NO, NO, BUT FOR REAL. WE'LL GO GRAB A BITE TO EAT, YOU KNOW? >>YEAH. >>YOU KNOW, I HAVE HAD SOME CRAVINGS LATELY FOR FISH STICKS AND BISQUE. >>YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. >>YEAH. WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BE TOO TIRED IN THE MORNING FOR YOUR LAMAZE CLASS! [LAUGHS] >>STOP! STOP! >>COME ON, YOU GUYS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS LIKE. I AM SICK ALL THE TIME. >>OH, POOR LITTLE BABY DADDY IS GOING TO GET THE SNIFFLES. >>[VOMITS] >>WHOA. >>[VOMITS] >>HEY, HEY, HEY! FRANK. YOU KNOW WE'RE JUST MESSING WITH YOU RIGHT? >>I'M SORRY, GUYS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. MY FINS ARE ALL SWOLLEN AND I GOT AT LEAST 50 KIDS PUSHING ON MY BLADDER. >>OH YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE CAN STAY HERE. >>YEAH. >>COULD YOU GUYS HELP ME COME UP WITH SOME BABY NAMES? >>SURE. >>I WANT THEM ALL TO START WITH "Q". >>THAT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT. >>YOU'RE RIGHT! IT'S A STUPID IDEA! MAN, I GOT BABY BRAIN TIMES 2,000. >>NO! >>SEAHORSES ARE THE WORST! >>NO MAN! HEY! HEY, COME ON! IT'S COOL. EVERYBODY'S GOT THEIR ISSUES. >>YEAH. >>I MEAN, MAN, LISTEN, I- SOMETIMES GO TO THE BATHROOM OUT MY ANTENNAE. >>YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING! AND YOU KNOW IF ALL MY SISTERS DIE, I CAN BECOME A GIRL. >>REALLY? >>SEA CREATURES ARE WEIRD. >>WEIRD. >>THANKS GUYS. >>YEAH, WE'LL JUST WATCH THE BIG GAME OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW? YEAH. >>YEAH. >>HEY FRANK! KENT JORGENSEN CAME BY AND GOT YOU SOME OF HIS MATERNITY CLOTHES. >>OH, COME ON! >>[LAUGHS] >>SHELL! >>WHAT? NO! IT'S GREAT! RIGHT? >>[LAUGHTER] >>HEY EVERYONE! THANKS FOR WATCHING. SEA YOU NEXT WEEK! >>[LAUGHS] ♪♪ >>THANKS FOR WATCHING. >>COMMENT BELOW ON SOME WEIRD ANIMAL FACTS THAT YOU KNOW. >>HEY, THEY'RE KICKING! >>WHAT? >>DO YOU GUYS WANT TO FEEL? >>I DON'T KNOW. >>YEAH. I DON'T- >>OH, COME ON GUYS! >>I- OKAY- WHOA! >>YEAH. >>THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF COOL! >>HEY! ANOTHER ONE JUST KICKED. >>OH. >>AND ANOTHER ONE- AND ANOTHER- >>OH BOY. >>OH, THEY'RE ALL KICKING AT ONCE! >>OKAY, ALL RIGHT. OKAY. >>OH! MAKE IT STOP! THEY'RE ALL KICKING! >>WHAT? NO! >>[SCREAMS] OH, IT HURTS SO BAD! >>WHAT? >>I'M GOING TO NEED A "SEA-SECTION". >>WHAT? >>NO PUN INTENDED. OH, THAT HURTS! OH! >>LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
