Minecraft Dad Jokes that Go too Far

i almost broke in the last episode of this literally went insane and you guys demanded more so here we are 20 more minecraft crafting recipes made from dad jokes here we go this is dad jokes the best jokes i don't know about the best jokes take supplies okay thank you very much ah that's actually very nice of you uh are you prepared no no i'm not prepared here we go winky face the last one legit broke me almost rage quit at the end our first recipe is a bat it is a bat made into a a bat made by three sticks oh fantastic so what does this bad bat boy do you thought the dad jokes were only for the recipes it's a bat made from a bat a bat bat all batters should start with using bat bats or you can mix it into like a cake a batter that way they'll become badder at baseball oh those these jokes are getting badder by the second so if i spawn in our little husk here and then i smack them what happens nothing oh is it just literally like a weapon oh i thought it would like hit him into outer space or something come on man get with the picture and there we go our second dad joke is a hey bail bail is spelled differently here it is a hay bale okay it is uh iron bars and a hay makes a hay bale i'm not getting this one just yet here hey bale no this is a hay bale you have to save him what he was jailed for heinous crime he did not commit i was framed oh man the impostor this is the last straw you have to break him out of jail oh no hey hey help him throw the brick at it the brick what do you mean oh is there bricks in here if i throw the brick at it oh yeah yeah thank you says the hay bale here take this as a reward wow re it just says re reward no caleb no dude caleb blame caleb in the comments he's the one that made all of these jokes uh hashtag blame caleb and hashtag say save parker reward oh man this is too much caleb i think you've gone too far number three we have a trident this one so far seems pretty [Laughter] normal uh it looks like trident gum of some kind this is made by pink tie slime balls and a trident that seems like it would not be healthy to be chewing on is a full on trident not the thing you throw but the thing that you chew eat this to blow a bubble float up and drop tridents great all right yeah that sounds like a a great thing to try out so we are getting hungry here let me just chew on my on my gum oh that's why why why what is going what oh my word next up we have bam boom so it's scary man uh so far so normal looking made by four skeleton skulls and a bamboo to make a bam boom it's like regular bamboo but marginally scarier just a tad bit i just shoved four human skulls into it so just like a tiny bit scary get too close to it you may just find yourself bamboozled how hard can i facepalm myself until i go blind for all the bad puns this is your pun ishmant yes i think so too i just inching close inch in just a little bit oh it's boo oh like the little friendly ghost hey cat casper oh that's so cute oh i broke it you okay i i let you escape he's a cute little ghost man i love it are all you guys gonna turn into oh i like it that's very cute well i'm i'm letting you guys go you guys can go off in the world and uh and you don't have to be haunting these bamboo sticks anymore there you go enjoy your life or afterlife i should say i like that last one the last one was cute number five we've got brewing sit a brewing sit do you get it brewing sit instead of a brewing stand it is oak stairs red carpet and brewing stand makes a brewing sit unlike the brewing stand you must be sitting in it in order to you to use it oh wow place it on the gold block okay well place it right here very nice and uh so i can't use it but then if i sit in a boat then i can use it just fine wow that is the literal it's a pointless thing you have to you have to craft it and spend extra time with extra extra things just why does a brewing stand need a chair to sit on at what point did it complain that it was standing for too much uh i'm overthinking this i'm overthinking this i gotta move on my blood pressure's going too high okay all right yeah this is already getting to me number six we've got a zombie that's it looks like what alex would type out a zombie as the zombie oh oh like a honeycomb and rotten flesh make a zombie yeah sure man sure man a zombie bee as a zombie b it attacks you on sight guess you could say this mob miss b hives oh drops rotten honey when killed drops rotten honey so if we spawn a zombie oh those are sweet ow ow is it attacking with his butt what's going on here hey zombie come back here come back here you green looking freak come here i mean i'm a big fan of saving the bees but i think i want to kill him um so we got rotten honey bottles gross i don't even think honey can go rotten this honey feels your hunger bar for a quick fix but also leaves you with uh excuse me excuse me you're uh interrupting my my sign reading thank you very much but it also leaves you with a hungering effect sounds like a sticky situation so if i drink the rotten honey bar ah it fills up my hunger but also gives me it gives me hunger in a weird way well that's good to know it is two minutes of hunger oh my goodness yeah that's too much hunger that's crazy bring your favorite crewmate skins to life with some sweet new head gear captain hats hunks of cheese soul-sucking aliens the usual or maybe just a suspicious block of dirt get ready because among us are hats out now in the minecraft marketplace next we have a prismarine chrystal a cr a prismarine oh is it like a cr it's a crying prismarine shard is that what it is a bunch of music discs water and prismarine uh makes a crying prismarine tp to the safe area why do i gotta go to a safe area these marine crystals are so sad that they cry try throwing it to see what i mean bad sign bad that was a bad joke real really come on impenetrable uh whatever i'm just whatever whatever i spent way too long trying to crush that sign it just broke the anvil all right so let's throw our prismarine chrystal and then oh my word it just spawns water everywhere oh no what are we gonna go to the safe area it just keeps going oh my gosh it just it just keeps going this is the saddest little crystal ever our poor guy somebody give this little guy a hug next we have gobble give gobble stone cobblestone is made with dispenser and cobblestone makes a gobble stone gobble stones up any item thrown in it oh my gosh no and then can you right click to see oh you don't even keep the item it just eats it ew it like burps and everything that's cool that'd be the coolest looking trash can ever cobblestone i like it just don't eat me dude ouch farmland um okey dokey farmland is made with a skeleton skull and dirt makes farmland i don't trust anything going on here uh hurts when you stand on it of course it does and of course it destroys any crops you try to place on it so if i just stand on her how oh my goodness so if i try to place any kind of crop on it just breaks it that's so funny farmland all right i'll give it to you i like that one i still hate you caleb but uh pretty good our next dad joke is a polar bear pretty cool pretty cool looking polar bear you got there it is a raw cod red and blue concrete makes a polar bear this mob pulls in nearby items this bear's magnetic-ness may be claws for alarm polar bear because there are two poles or is it like polar bear is like polar bear man i'm not smart enough for this joke dude i don't get it does it pull any item oh sick that's awesome actually i like this idea how far does it pull it from whoa oh my gosh if i do it all the way over here okay so it has like a magnetic field essentially like the poles the north and south pole have a magnetic field i get it i get it don't worry caleb i'm gonna pause my applause i wish that was caleb dark just kayla just kidding caleb i love you number 11 we have a librarian now i have an idea where this one's gonna be a librarian lilac oh well maybe not lilac paper and leather makes a librarian oh this might be just kind of like a cute librarian when it comes to telling the truth oh no it is what i thought this guy doesn't go by the book speak with him and he'll tell you nothing but lies place in the pen okay oh hey what's up man i hear that digging straight down leads to great treasure really can't wait to finally get my treasure once i reach the bottom of wherever this treasure is how excit you lied to me man librarian more like lie bruh oh i see what he did with that i see i see what he did now enderman love being stared at especially in the eyes no i don't think that's true at all all right well uh i kill anything that lies so um yep here lies the librarian our next dad joke we've got tipped arrows do they give you tips whenever you shoot it at stuff if they did oh are they actually no i was joking oh no unlike the librarian these provide good tips i was joking no put them in the hand and shoot a bow to get nice tips well let's try it out so i'm going to miss this probably but if i shoot this it says before adventuring out make sure you're prepared with supplies oh thank you tipderos very kind of you to say ascend quickly by jumping and placing a block beneath you this is called a nerd pole is it really is that why am i actually getting benefited from this i'm like actually learning make sure to shelter during the night oh i thought you'd just die from mobs is my favorite way to spend my nights don't listen to the librarian now that's the best advice you've given me oh gosh next we've got a k a k we got a cake oh it's just a cake it's a it's a cake made out of it's a keg egg oh you get it cake a cake except it's shaped like the letter k thusly we have the cake genius it can be placed and eaten like a normal cake there's nothing different about it it just happens to be shaped like a cake i don't even know what it is now that was just normal cake yum nope nope see you later they're still going there's still more number 14 ink sack what could be weird about an ink sack why is it on fire an ink sac is blaze powder and an ink sac uh what right click near a villager to take away their job and fire them ink sack like when you fire someone it's called like i got sacked i don't know that's an old saying sack fire losing their job get it yes i do get it caleb i do in fact get it so if they get a job oh man we have a lot of opportunities careful don't step in the buzz saw man and i just ink sack them oh gosh i fire them and i i literally fire them [Applause] i get it caleb i fired no dude go in the water get in the water oh gosh he's not moving he's not moving get in the water hey you're fired wow i feel very bad i feel very bad idea idea if only i had this thing when we dealt with the librarian next we have a slim um well we've got a villager over here hey buddy you want to get fired wait do we need him actually a very thin slime so it's a slim okay made by slime balls in a line makes a slim ew very gross it's like green paper i already hate it so much also it drops slim balls uh slim balls so if i put down a slim ew oh it's like a 2d it's like 2d minecraft oh gross okay can you hurt me you can't even hurt me you are you were in a different dimensional plane my friend let me just kill i can't kill him where's your hit box there it is oh gosh i already know this one's gonna be bad we've got the weighted pressure plate the weighted pressure plate i can see it it's a clock you make it by two clocks and two golden ingots makes a weighted pressure plate when pressed it doesn't emit a redstone signal for 10 seconds okay good i thought it's going to be like 10 minutes you have to oh no wait are these puns too much don't want to put you under pressure or put too much on your plate if it's too much just give me give me a sign place here okay so we place our weighted pressure plate here and then we stand on it and then 10 seconds later it's gonna activate just gonna sit here very patiently are you trolling me that seems like it's been way longer than 10 seconds man did i miss it do i just do i gotta stand on it the whole time oh my gosh it probably doesn't even work it probably does he's just trolling me right now uh once upon a time oh there it goes okay wow that was that was so worth the wait why would that ever be useful how long how many more do we have number 17 we have a wandering trader a wandering trader emerald and iron sword makes a wandering traitor not this guy again wait this one's different ah sweetie sells diamonds wait wait he does oh hey buddy mischievous though i don't know if i trust you i trade him dirt and he gives me what oh oh he gives me dirt for diamonds oh ow he killed me and he took my dirt excuse me sir that was very rude of you he literally just killed you oh never mind that was the wandering traitor my bad yep yep he's a traitor two can play this game buddy boy next we have a chorus a chorus fruit ah and it's got some music notes it's it sings to you uh jukebox and chorus fruits makes a it's a chorus fruit eating this play some music okay so get hungry this joke could have also worked with the beetroot yeah i really dropped those beets so i eat a chorus here and nothing it didn't it didn't play any music what happened oh nice okay it's music here and i taste the song the music speaks to me oh yeah get it get it oh this is i think one of my favorites right here yeah that's cool man well that was weird next we have stag style lag tights stalactites uh oh gosh do you get it all right let's make ourselves uh uh it's the lag tights stalactites made into pants or tights uh-huh uh-huh jump on mobs to hurt them oh oh yeah i love that i i got like spiky chaps going on here that looks sick did you get the point of the joke yes caleb i did get the point of the joke i think you stalag might no i didn't get the joke i was really lagging behind with that one summon pigs to stomp hey piggy boys so now i come up here and then i just jump on them oh what a horrible way to go down give me some bacon boys that's it i didn't kill you i just okay well let's go again shall we this is the hardest i've ever worked for breakfast ever okay well i got a couple pieces of bacon so i call this a success i'm working so hard i'm really uh panting because because i'm wearing pants and i was working hard panting you get it number 20 these just keep going they just keep going is glazed terracotta one of my favorite looking uh oh gosh terra cotta milk bucket and sugar make a glazed terracotta terracotta it's just it's just glazed terracotta it's like a it's like a little bun like a little honey bun or something little little cinnamon little cinnamon sugar looking looking good glazed terracotta terracotta with some lovely frosting on top can be eaten to restore hunger oh no way but since it's still just hardened clay it also hurts you ah that seems very bad so it's very sweet and delicious but also very painful dentists love it and so i just eat it and then oh i was fine apparently my teeth are rock solid you did it no i didn't did i really you did it it says you made through the map and now you're free that item was the last one or should i say last pun we've done it we beat it we have completed the puns oh we've made it out totally intact our sanity is totally fine thanks for watching we'll see you guys in the next episode of comments to crafting [Music] you

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Length: 19min 59sec (1199 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 07 2021