Minecraft but I Beat the Game Realistically

I'm stuck in a super realistic Minecraft world but it's not just the looks everything is realistic with the help of a guide super cool realistic items and a pinch of luck I'm gonna beat the game realistically ah yes the realistic world it is beautiful but cursed man there's not supposed to be circles in Minecraft all right realistic King Tut tell me what I gotta do my boy if you want to beat the game you better start exploring this realistic world and find some realistic items to help you out King Tut you're so cute buddy all right well first comes to first let's get ourselves some grub oh my gosh Pig what's wrong with you I I guess that's just what realistic pigs look like whoa holy cow this ain't no ordinary looking Village dude hello anyone home mmm smells delicious cake very modern very gorgeous hello anybody home with chest what do we got in here chest is locked Criminal come on crafty you can't just go around stealing for villagers no running here I'm out buddy I wasn't trying to steal from you man I just thought there's a chest you open it that's just how Minecraft works okay well looks like he thinks I'm a criminal and so he wants me to do some jobs for him to work off my payment I guess no problem he wants me first to clear out these cobwebs uh I don't have a sword hold on come here Mighty tree I can't punch trees down oh man this is too realistic all right guess I gotta do this the slow way come on no I hate touching cobwebs dude cobwebs are just liquefied spider tubes yeah I hate this and done cobwebs are completed oh and I got nine dollars not bad okay I did a decent job that's good next task is to clear out the dirt in front of the store uh with my hands oh I can trade him money all right I shall pay Seven dollars for a realistic sturdy shovel and I'll get some bread why not I like this dude I'm just doing odd jobs for Stuff No Stealing for me clearing up dirt doing a job yeah 14 oh man I'm making some moolah okay the trees in front of the shop are blocking your view what your view of beautiful green trees oh I can buy a realistic chainsaw all right oh this is so sad what do you mean it's blocking your view dog view of what the house over there are you spying on your neighbors all right let's take out these trees oh that's so cool all right we got ourselves some wood finally took long enough wow that is really satisfying no I'm sorry trees you're green beautiful but uh you're apparently not as beautiful as your neighbor alright buddy I did the job got twenty four dollars dude uh clear the stones from the village streets they're causing damage to the cards all right we can trade that for a jackhammer I got a realistic Jackhammer I should not be trusted with this okay let's uh clear out this Cobblestone shall we and oh gosh oh gosh this is okay okay that was quite brain jostling if I had one go go go go go yeah take that Cobblestone oh this is a really nice way to mine we did it 31 you're very generous my boy so looks like I have my realistic tools now pretty cool oh a realistic rage was not ready for this stand back foul monsters got a chainsaw we are here to raid the village surrender some money and we shall pass realistic or not these guys are trouble I wouldn't want to get in a fight right about now man I just worked hard for this cash I was ready to use the chainsaw and everything all right boys I don't negotiate with terrorists but thankfully I negotiate with you there you go boys there's my Thirty One dollars your payment is accepted consider yourself lucky this time I lost all my cash I got robbed just like the bullies from my high school but at least I got myself some realistic tools so we'll call this a win pacifist Mission completed you've got your tools and now it's time for a pickaxe there should be a realistic mine shaft here around the village you got it little buddy let's find this realistic mine shaft oh the water the water's so gorgeous if I was a mine shaft where would I hide I see a light at the end of that tunnel King Tuck I think I found it come on buddy let's get our Jackhammer and get ourselves some iron oh gosh wow oh no the mine shaft collapsed dude ah and I'm all alone oh hey King Tut what's up buddy can I mine through this come on Jackhammer no the Jackhammer doesn't work all right well nowhere to go but down going deeper in the mines oh look at me climb down the ladder I'm so impressed from the littlest things looks like the whole cave has collapsed I might be able to use my oh I heard something I heard a little villager buddy don't worry I'm coming I've got my shovel and I'm gonna dig you out of this mess where are you beautiful big-nosed man gosh I'm getting gravel in my nostrils there's a bed here hey what's up buddy you doing all right down here oh man sounds like this blacksmith's been here for a while he gave me a pickaxe though hey I'll take it but it's a little too flimsy to break the boulders at the top so my mission is to get some ore so he can reinforce the pickaxe alright let's look for some oars here oh we have some Cobblestone here let me Jack through this yeah hey hey we got some iron and let's start chipping away oh snap if I right click on the ore I get a bunch of extra ore as well thank you realistic pickaxe oh my gosh look how many orders I'm getting from this man that's a whole suit of armor yeah yeah oh gosh how do I get out all right well that works all right buddy I got some auras for you uh yes it'll do nicely okay he needs a few minutes to work on it well do your thing my man with your mind I guess oh snap look at this dude the reinforced pickaxe honestly it looks kind of fragile but apparently it's just what we need to get ourselves out of here come on blacksmith it's time to see the sun again oh this is nice dude I can just right click orus to break them I've been underground for so long I've forgotten what sunlight looks like fresh air I've been underground for many minutes I've missed you grass I've missed you tree well it's time for a little action oh that doesn't sound good take revenge of those pillagers oh now we're talking sneak into their camp and take back their stolen Loops all right all right I'm picking up what you're placing on the floor oh man I gotta sneak into a Pillager Camp I'm not the most sneaky of persons I am bright blue and very loud oh my gosh King Tut dude I wasn't prepared for a battle station oh man looks like they have a lookout on top I've got to avoid using the eye of Sauron over there we're waiting for the sun to set and we're going in stealth style oh man looks like there's a lot of pillagers around okay okay just gotta avoid their Spotlight and I should be good what the heck is that oh I see the pillagers are gonna look for me as well this is scary man oh there's a Pillager there to look at me with your giant red cone of Doom do all right all right I'm sneaking in oh the spotlight ah no no no no no no oh my gosh that was close all right all right all right run run run run run oh man oh he's coming for me uh just pretend to be a log I am made of wood okay I think he bought it okay okay we're past those guys oh oh there's a chest uh grab the emeralds grab the cash and a realistic torch hey come on King Tut let's get the heck out call this a victory hello Village friends oh gosh you're not Village friends yo hey chill dude dude float up after they explode wow what's up my old pal you once thought I was a criminal but now I'm Robin Hood there you go buddy I assume Pillager stole that from you earlier I hope our debt is paid from my adventure I got 20 bucks which I'm keeping that I earned that fair and square and I got this realistic torch looks like it lights up the ground but also lights candles Mr King Tut you have any idea what I do with that can you stop jumping on my head like a ballerina dude it looks fun but can you not are you up for a rescue mission always looks like a villager is in trouble in their mansion bring him to safety and I'm sure you'll be rewarded nicely you had me at Mansion you weren't kidding this is a mansion Dude Looks Like It's seen some better days oh gosh it's my task gonna be to scrub this place clean darker than the Mansions you're used to eh yeah even the owner is scared of his place uh you should have told me that man I'm a scaredy cat oh gosh it is pretty spooky in here what's up buddy you don't like the dark very much yeah well me neither so Scrooge over here is afraid of the dark and I gotta help him through to the laboratory uh do you mean like laboratory like the restroom you gotta pee pretty bad huh all right come on with me Scrooge oh I hear zombies light up these Candles there we go are you like me do you die a lot well then you need mob totems collect 75 totems with powerful abilities based on every mob in the game can you obtain all the totems and use them to beat the game find out now on the Minecraft Marketplace what the heck is that dude okay okay okay it's fine they're terrified of my life that works great stay back foul monsters yeah get out of here come on Scrooge it's safe for now oh he's as scared as I am oh this torch is really coming in handy about now light up these Candles there are so many ghosts here man why do you live here stand back from this delicious cake yeah that's what I thought there we go Scrooge come on in buddy oh watch out watch out I got you covered yo Scrooge you know if this cake is haunted cause I might need a slice of that when I get out of here back up monsters this guy's gotta pee really bad oh yo Scrooge light I think we made it dude is this the laboratory this is a pretty fancy bathroom oh no literally a laboratory thanks for guiding me you're very welcome buddy uh arguably too many ghosts oh he's giving me a Tesla coil I don't know what that is is this a weapon dude oh snap I got a weapon whoa I shoot lightning now yeah let's go dude King Tut check it out dude oh sorry sorry didn't mean to do that this is awesome well sir enjoy your science experiments and uh careful of those ghosts there buddy what the heck is this oh gosh Mr Scrooge I think I found where the Ghost came from it's time to get equipped to head to the end head into The Nether and take out the realistic Bastion weird so there's no nether Dimension it's just underground well technically the definition of nether is under wait if I get something to wear in the nether am I wearing underwear all right let's get exploring oh my goodness this place is massive oh hi little buddy how are you we're chill right we're friends okay he smells terrible oh my goodness yo guys now that's a Bastion dude it's no longer a giant Square anymore dude these piglens are not messing around oh man this might be tougher than usual dude oh hey oh my goodness yo dude those guys do a lot of damage ah yeah take my Tesla coil oh my word yeah that works out pretty well if I works Adam it explodes in a million pieces what the heck is that oh my goodness they've got ballistas dude oh my goodness I was not prepared for this yeah my Tesla coil doesn't make it that far oh shoot all right we gotta find a way in take this yeah okay okay I might have to break my way in oh or go through this giant hole in the wall well you guys learned how to make ballistas but no wall all right all right oh oh my goodness no don't die don't die this is terrifying take this Bastion yeah can I pick it up yes I can the realistic ballista is mine attack oh that's incredible the reinforced Bastion is taken out got myself some gold looks like there's a stronghold over here as well might need to get my blaze rods and Pearls that way hello boys oh man not good not good yeah might want to watch out crafty yep I get that King Tut grab that Shield grab the shield this guy oh my you scared me bro oh my goodness that was terrifying give me that Shield yeah I got a realistic shield now no more fire damage for me oh dude my shield has an attack if I squat It'll like charge at him and attack him oh now we're talking hello boys and charge yeah take this foul monsters you floating fiery fiends oh King Tut this is cool man yeah Tesla coil go Dodge the fire Dodge the fire yeah take him out the fire is no chance against my lightning check around the corner oh there's still some bad guys in here trusty shield attack stay alive stay alive yeah dude The Shield is so overpowered it is incredible yeah don't kill me don't kill me that's awesome good tip on the shield dude I was not prepared for that battle oh goodness jump scared me oh man King Tut hope you did your stretches this looks like a long staircase oh it's gotten dark and spooky my man King Tut how much longer dude sunlight yes we've made it back to the surface dude the dangers of the underwear are over oh man look at this Castle Man based on the blocks it looks like maybe the stronghold uh hello Mr Dragon did I get enough pearls yes uh I only got three blaze rods so I'm hoping that's enough yeah oh snap here we go oh it's windy and it smells a little moldy be careful King Tut we might have to lightning our way through this oh yep there's some bad guys yeah zombie you just get an extra head I mean two heads are better than one I guess yeah take that Tesla coil go oh the bad guys oh dude the Tesla coil is incredible smash them yeah shield attack that is satisfying I'm not gonna lie take me to the realistic Dragon not too shabby my upgrades have made this nice and easy hello boys headshot I'm incredible whoa look at this place Dude Looks Like There's the portal are there any potions I can take water I mean if it's realistic I do need to drink water to survive so yummy I mean it could have been toilet water but you know what works works it's time to end this go ahead crafty beat the game oh now we're talking I don't have any armor but I'm hoping this Tesla coils enough to take out the realistic Dragon Here We Go time for an epic battle yeah let's do this hello oh gosh it's so dark in here hello I don't see the dragon Boss Bar crafty dragons aren't real what oh well I guess that is a realistic ending just like life it leaves you unsatisfied and wanting to hit the Subscribe button bye

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Id: 14DtwCpxto8

Length: 15min 38sec (938 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 15 2023