MICROWAVING A GOD With 10,000,000 Megawatts in People Playground

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oh hey everybody i'm blitz and this guy right here he's my very best friend in the entire world his name is kevin and he says hi hi everyone so glad you're excited to be here like i am today now you have two jobs there's a button right down here you have to hit that button yes this one the one that has subscribed if you haven't already if you don't do it very bad things might happen to kevin also there's a button over here called like it would be a very good idea for you to drop these buttons yes hit them so kevin gets lots of happy things in his life he'll just walk back stop kevin stop stop clear there you go stand there i know you have big bright ideas i know the world is looking good yes the world is your oyster ow don't hit those might get hot i wonder if they can get hot and burn kevin now i know what you're saying you're saying blitzy probably wouldn't kill anyone i know you wouldn't do it you wouldn't get rid of kevin he's your very best friend in the entire world but the truth of the matter is if you guys don't hit the like button bad things happen to him oh and the light bulb burnt now kevin's on fire it's kind of sad i feel bad for him a little bit i mean i mean i don't because if you didn't hit subscribe if you're an unsubscribed viewer then very bad things might happen to the rest of kevin's body uh-oh um what's going on oh okay yeah that makes sense oh okay uh we just uh don't mind don't mind what's happened don't mind what's happening over there wasn't that offensive um yeah this game i just love this game and i like to take a game called world of tanks for sponsoring this video if you guys haven't heard of world of tanks before it's one of my favorite free to play pc games where you take control of historically inspired tanks artillery and even tank destroyers to use them to become the ultimate tank commander now many of you guys might not know that this is a game that i've been playing for a long time it's actually a game that i've played since before i started doing youtube and there's a ton of different ways that you can play the game with over 550 historically inspired vehicles to master and more than 40 different maps and arenas to explore feel free to fire your artillery all the way across the map or even sneak through the forest with a sneaky tank to destroy your enemies and as i said before this is a free online game that's accessible to everyone you can download the game now and join over a hundred million players from all over the globe so if you want to join me in these epic tank battles make sure you click on that link in the video description to download the game for yourself new players that use the code tank maniac will get a free heavy british tank called the excelsior 250 000 free credits and seven days premium access and you'll also be able to test out three other premium tanks as well so make sure you do click on that link and we'll see you in the battle now i do get a lot of people that ask me how i do my intros it's actually pretty simple you make up a couple machines just with little levers the light bulbs flow down those are the ideas you have to hit the like button and the subscribe and over on this side there's just a very very simple machine that allows you to hit this key and turns the lasers on you can also turn them off right away and then over on this side there's a half track and the half track drives you can also laser the half track if things go right usually things don't go right though okay that was good oh man that's great wow it reminds me we should probably make it so kevin doesn't die so there is this mod where we can give him like god tears like tier a to the artificial god it's kevin god kevin he's sounds pretty dense but he's so happy to be here there's also a piece of zothra's soul i don't even know what that means [Music] i like that also i can throw fireballs ready watch this he's gonna enjoy this wow he's uh still alive that was really cool i need to do that more often now he is on fire but he's still alive because he's literally a god can i hit him with lightning yep that doesn't do anything or lift him where'd he go kevin he'll be all right he'll just pull him back down to the earth and slap him right in the ground oh my word this dude is unkillable i think we should figure out a some way to kill him i can't say that out loud though can i we're not supposed to say that so kevin here my very best friend in the entire world he's gonna go ride on this rocket he likes rockets he's he's a rocket scientist in his spare time if you didn't know that so we'll just like put him right here on the side i'll get the duct tape out and we'll just kind of strap them in nicely yeah there's no safety procedures here we don't need safety no not in this world and also there's just this one i don't i don't really want that one we're gonna go ahead and uh switch it up a little bit that's that's an adam yeah oh sorry kim um we just have to miniaturize it just resize it a little bit and then it'll fit directly in here we'll make it a little there perfect see see how nice that is he's so excited to get to ride on nuclear missile i also have to duct tape this for science purposes there everything should be perfect ready for takeoff oh it worked we'll just follow that nuke there we go oh he's enjoying his ride look how happy he is and we'll even turn it around nice it's like i'm playing kerbal all over again oh oh oh oh oh oh it's starting to fall apart it would be a shame if we quickly ran into a wall oh here we go boom yay the new quirk looks so excited i wonder if he lived oh what was that i see shards of things that's like the thruster the door oh wait here he is is that him kevin wait he's still alive oh is he still alive um okay if i hold up if i give him an adrenaline syringe if i give him oh i didn't do it whoa whoa he's regenerating ha dang i didn't do anything uh huh okay then we have to do signs for experiments let's see if i can i turn him into a zombie i just need to know no he's he's impenetrable then he right through him really uh kevin that's actually kind of fun okay the next thing we can do is we can shoot that on the ground and if we do that then it'll blow up and he breathes in the gas does that turn him into a zombie i don't know what this does but i feel like he needs to use it i need one of these in real life he's still he's still alive was this one a flamethrower would you stop dancing kevin okay flamethrower is not nearly as cool is there anything else what is this a grenade launcher it's french oh a stormbot handheld tesla coil weapon oh that looks fun okay i feel like if we just leave this on for a little bit it'll work no he he's hardly even took damage and he he's using it as a pillow now as he recovers from his spoons next step is an industrial size hydraulic press nice still got green bars all right at least we held him in position what if i put her like a regular tesla that's exciting um okay he's he's just leaving his prison and he's healing here try that again he's he's pushing it up he's pushing it back up oh he just left where'd you go bud oh there he is he's like i am more powerful than a tesla coil ion cannon emits bouncy balls of energy and that was oh i just blew up my own gun all right i got an idea maybe if i summoned in a death star wait what did that work um he's still alive but some of his because extremities are missing huh okay he's coming back to life oh that's new i feel like i have to just patch him back together a little bit like that nope so mama's head doesn't work anymore so i'm thinking we can do something creating toggleable mirrors because if i use the lasers on the mirror it kind of works and amir bounces things back right yeah that's looking good so first things first i need a wheel not a traditional wheel i need to blow this thing up super big until it's actually rounded shape not some weird sort of shape you know what we don't want that one because it's not round this one the metal wheel and we'll drop that right on his head he doesn't care but maybe through the powers of technology i can figure out how to make a sphere in this game that look pretty good nah bigger then what we'll do is we'll take toggleable mirrors and we'll make a circle all the way around it so we can focus the energy back into one solid beam now if it was a true circle anywhere we fired in here would just send out like it would it would focus it it's not it's not focusing properly though so what i'll do instead is i will make a targeting chamber that'll reflect everything so kevin what do you think about that is it nice and warm inside there it looks kind of exciting we have to do a few tests though just a few of them all right kevin god how's it feel to be cooked he's still alive somehow okay how about if we increase the threshold i don't remember okay let's just try turning everything off there we go he's is he still okay he's still got green which means he's still alive we'll just crank everything on right now maybe he'll maybe he's maybe if we just cook him with enough radiation it'll work i know he broke all of his limbs but technically he's still alive i don't know how though i have no idea how he's still alive and that is actually really pretty it's like a laser light show like if you go to a concert or something like dj blitz split and spin in the tunes i still don't really know how he's green and he's gaining stuff back how do you how do you deconstruct him more i have an idea we need more let's go with the industrial generators we'll shrink them down a little bit so they fit stop resizing them and hook them up properly to the things they're supposed to be hooked up to okay so technically everything's hooked up all i need to do is just like gently push the buttons and our friend down here might get evaporated you know what i think let's give him a new one we'll just get a new kevin in here because that last one actually front facing kevin he wouldn't last very long want to see i don't want to see there we go yeah he's dead but kevin god on the other hand oh that was actually pretty good let's see what happens when these things totally get going and activated okay it goes white and then purple when it's full on oh that's really bright yes yes cook him woohoo did we do it i feel like we're we're making some sort of black hole anomaly it's actually i didn't know this was gonna happen like i did not plan for the entire world to shake apart we still have a problem though unkillable god kevin is still alive maybe i should do the enemy of humanity he died instantly i don't know what that means but uh he's dead and then dewayne the fallen i i don't even i don't understand these words whoa oh no ah it's alive whatever it is and only two of these oh it's a reflecting beam you just destroyed my machine bro didn't even have that saved i'd have to rebuild that so if frying kevin with 500 bajillion mega gigawatts i just made up a word uh it doesn't do it maybe this will some of you guys we might remember our time portal here let's just activate it slowly yes there we go time portal do your thing and are you ready for this we're finally gonna rid ourselves of god kevin in three two one bow did it work i hope it worked i hope it worked it should work it really shouldn't work i want it to work is he gone now and yes yes we got rid of him well we finally did we got rid of kevin i'm i'm excited that kevin is gone i hope you are too i hope you enjoyed this video if you did like it make sure you do click on that link down below in the video description to download world of tanks on your own and i'd like to thank them again for sponsoring this video so keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagan dickie james apollo bunny auto dave eagle arc whippet good seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarland deacon paul longstone and raul and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a youtube channel member
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Channel: Blitz
Views: 564,291
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Keywords: people playground, people playground game, people playground gameplay, people playground war, people playground new update, slow motion, funny ragdoll, people playground mods, people playground ragdolls, godzilla, kong vs godzilla
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Length: 13min 13sec (793 seconds)
Published: Thu Apr 29 2021
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