Microsoft Tech Support Scammer Loses His Sh*t - The Hoax Hotel

hi Cosmo yes Cosmo this is Cosmo oh hi cool Oh what this is Randy William saqqaq Account Manager how we doing today good are you ready I'm the gun riot Costner I cooks I got a message from my better customer care department you call it'll cost us over several times man what's going on here I think calling ray gets to your company I'm sorry what's that it's in regards to your company well you will you be my regards to your company you're calling our customer service several times I'm calling you to be on behalf of my company let me ask you what is the call in regards to you I want to know why you are harassing on my cost loss blinds because you're ready because you're running a scam you call and say let me find out oh yeah you say people are viruses on their computers and that you can fix it but you know that's a lie you know I'm saying random mm oh I understand were you talking about calm or what cause my wife and whether in many veil and much clearly I do and you say computers are infected with these viruses ops you say that you getting error messages on your servers somehow hold on unfolds oh no no no what I'm saying is you're talking I understand what you're talking about you do understand okay actually you guys aren't internal right listen to me I want them to me okay unless I'm a very small kid to me yeah you're a small kid to me I guess a very not good you exactly listen to me pretty far scam is very small and small-minded and you know us and to me brother listen to non listen you don't you eat you have to call them this number once again oh yeah recording the other thing on this right I'm recording too and I'm not a lot of money I'm going to find it o'clock sake with the egg recording whether I'm ready I'm ready to give you any what you took what do you want okay listen yeah let me some more about viruses but everything about how about you do that you do hi if you push the notification that means you did how to parse on the computer you know you damn well that this was again awesome oh I don't want it Google a me scam you don't live in Sunnyvale your company doesn't exist and it's the scam you understand i am i understand i don't you understand that your gam we're talking about okay so how much money do you make per day of your scam no I never I never said double your scam I said it because you are aren't totally curious man whatever you say it doesn't it's not necessary that I should believe whatever you say when I would been building in sunny where are you which which building in Sunnyvale I'm sorry you say you use all your companies on the 30th floor of a non-existent building in Sunnyvale there's no buildings at Tom Sunnyvale you do what are you what are you do you leave now what do you leave i : get a plot get a program called calling for this cosmo and god address understood why hold on demon wants to keep us - hold on hold on hold on okay get this number track down right now and get it i was like a track it down right now what's my no we're done it tell me what my number is from tell me what my number is hold on oh and don't don't go with me yeah oh wait i love me oh wait my father just tell me what my number is come on right you've got your fantasy tell me what it is it better be the FBI the father was an FBI you don't deal with me man what's your company name what's your company or everything but what is your company name or we don't I never said that via Microsoft said via Microsoft certified technician can together are you deaf or what hold on let them hold on Cosmo we I want you to track down this number right now and I want to see where this number is coming from I want to get this number track down right now itself get this address for track it down first of all we're tracking a rock quarry on Cosmo you idiot you don't you don't even know whom you're talking too much and I know your father is an FBI is like oh my god really which city I'm with that which city boy what city are you in which infinity is your company in you can't even if your headquarter in Bloomfield New Jersey you knock do you hear that oh not that not Sun evil New Jersey I said we are headquartered can you get that how come the other guys how come the other guys hope you were in Sunnyvale California how can we told me that I'm half early again we are located all over the fold okay all over the world trying to pick side can you now and quickly Google your company name though and you'll comically know that it's a scam I guess I'm talking to a very small kiddo listen Google is different and Amy is it's all bloody soft rail it's just a bloody software to come back to computer with the customers computer you understand that yeah you say there's a viruses on computers if there's fake viruses on computers that compromises the system and then you have to can earn you connect to the computers and getting try and get people to pay the money hold on Cosmo don't call in paralyzed any of my agents I will be coming together wanting if you don't do tickets right now I where you gonna do you and assurance what are you gonna do I give it a short god I keep insurance body it's doing what the gods they share and you'll see the result what I'm saying it's do it once again well again I'm I'm challenging to fight now he's challenging me what are you gonna do like now you do it 160 what are you gonna do you have any ideas are you up okay well I god I know it worry about what I'm going to do just admit that your sim and also all the old L know are you in front of a computer yes go to Google why should I go to google and type in miami i go to google and type in the a me admins damn and there's your answer yes yeah you're not aware of the of the one hand and an l1 hold on I guess you're not or you doing a involve I mean what do you say me what do you mean no Miami do you suck you suck what's on top Google result when you google that tell me hold on hold on are you go going it I think this was like okay what does it say I get this address from cracking on guys oh thanks you're checking I'm sorry what's up no no I have your have your I have you ever seen that information dude what is that we are racing the information I'm not going to talk to you not for a single man called you once again I'll be calling you many times well I know this is ham I'm challenging you enjoy Google is that man listen did you google Amy scam work holdout result I don't want to do that I have money you want to do that not my job first of all and listen to me a second while I don't know how to use Google oh it with Batman listen kiddo is small kiddo who just came out from the school and we don't know anything about reviewers just came about a that that man listen I want to talk to you anymore call me once I'm challenging you please call that number once please call that one well I don't want well wonder you call it not call we be directed to the Attorney General I have directed all my trophy numbers to a totally different clean up any general oh please just call him done and that's intense is not clean Wendy number that Oh any once you've been calling that number in as classic you know four hours right call the number once please I will Christie I beg you come on let's let's go ahead man let's go ahead you with the recording okay

Channel: The Hoax Hotel

Views: 1,055,504

Rating: 4.923491 out of 5

Keywords: prank, trolling, scammers, scamming scammers, owned, hilarious, funny, ownage, microsoft tech support scam, microsoft, Technical Support Scam, hoax hotel, Confidence Artist (Profession), scambaiting

Id: 7sOdqCW33fo

Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Thu May 28 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/kill-all-humans-]

the guy sounds like christopher walkens dude, had me in stiches