Calling Scammers With Their Exact Script

hello hello thank you for calling the refund department my name is john smith how can i help you you call me i am not calling you okay i do believe that you remember that you made a payment to our company that is the geek squad for your computer service no oh well my database shows that we got an amount from your side providing you the computer service but right now we're unable to provide you the services to do some technical errors with the server of our company so that we are requesting you to cancel the services from your end and claim the compensation amount of 299 dollars [Music] so what i need to do you just turn on your laptop and let me know and i will be helping you out by providing you the cancellation form on your computer screen but why i am turn on my computer a laptop well uh sir because our automated banking server has to have a computer turned on would you like to claim your 299 dollar compensation refund today right now yes yes yes great well my name is john smith i'm here to help you with that process it's very easy it's it's almost as easy as making like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so there's just a couple quick steps that i need you to do the first one would be go to the fridge and get your supplies in this case your laptop are you in front of your laptop yes awesome well after that you'd have to select whether you want crunchy or smooth peanut butter which one would you choose yeah i'm sorry what you thought all right crunchy it is so are you using a windows or mac computer i'm using your mother okay i'm not familiar with that operating system is that um is that a linux computer hello scammers call me and read their script all the time so what if i called them and read the exact same script nope no no i think you've got this uh i think you've got this confused um maybe you called the wrong number this is john smith from the geek squad refund department you're john smith from geeksbud yes and according to our records you are entitled to a 299 dollar refund what 299 okay well unfortunately our business is shutting down because a satellite crashed and you previously paid our company 299 so would you like to go ahead and get the refund or would you like me to charge 299 dollars to your plastic card why are you going to charge me if your satellite got crashed well if you're shutting down the business then why are you going to charge me well it's a good thing you asked so according to united states law if you give us your plastic card and a satellite crashes we are eligible to make you help pay for our insurance fees technically but we're trying to be the better person here and give you a refund if you'd like it but that's totally up to you like it's your call no and that's i got it that you are going to refund my money just because you are setting down your business but if i'm not interested then why are you going to charge me 290 that's what i don't understand well because according to our agreement according to our agreement you have to pay me 299 so agreement which agreement what agreement are you talking about well according to my system here hold on a second ah yes the 21st night of september you signed an agreement to pay 299 dollars a year for our antivirus software we're here which year i'm here uh that was last year actually and you signed it last year i have your signature last month well i just got the cover last month listen sir you called me so are you trying to waste my time i'm trying to give you a refund i'm trying to give you 299 dollars back do you want it or not i know you're trying to give me the refund you're trying to help me out but you're not on the right track sir listen if i wanted to scam you i could have taken your money already i just got i just got the computer last month so how it's possible i paid last year how is possible i signed last year well maybe you had a difference if you think that i'm a scammer sir if i was a scammer i could have already taken all of your money if i wanted to right i'm just here doing my job so i really don't appreciate you wasting my time would you would you like your refund it takes five minutes it takes five minutes all you gotta do fill out a form you get 299 dollars back and then we can both go about our day but i i don't need you you know okay i i need an air indica i need i need 299 i'm your bob randy oh i'm sorry i i don't speak uh french expressing bishop deutsch it's popped up type the name of the program folders document or internet resource and windows will open it for you cool cool cool kids run cool cool all right that's exactly what you were supposed to do great job you are honestly you are crushing it right now you're doing great i'm really proud of you i have to download this software yep that's our that's our secure server that right there is going to reroute you through fresno yep yep it's going to be a secure server okay yes this is going to get you connected with our other satellite that actually does work and um we're going to be able to use the the robotic banking services satellite right yeah yeah absolutely absolutely it's what's going to get you your refund so then you can provide me my refund right yes sir how you can represent the money you can repent the money to give me the cash i just prepared to get the cash i can get you i can get your money in five minutes or less we just got to go through this process okay buckaroo this is this is the most secure bestest cheapest fastest way to get your money sent to you this is the most secure bestest fastest way right yeah okay so i got the id number of my disk id number i can see the id number i download this and i can see the id number wow okay so you're kind of familiar with this sort of thing that's great that'll make that'll make things a lot a lot easier so will you go ahead and give me the the id number of your desk please okay do you see an accept button it says uh you'll have to click accept uh hold on hold on i can see the warning message yeah it says do not give the permission to anybody what is this yup this is the this is just a warning that we give all of our customers uh you called me remember if someone ever calls you and says that they're with microsoft or something like that and they want to give you money never listen to them they are lying remember you called me right i i'm not here to scam you i'm just here to help you out so that's just a warning uh totally ignore that because obviously you and i are working together here and once you get connected to the secure server the robotic server will be able to process all of your money and get things taken care of really there's just no real need to read that at all frankly you could probably just ignore it if you wanted to because i can see this kind of warning messages i do i don't understand that why i'm getting this warning message i totally i i need to stay in the text company first now i'll let them know uh no that you're working with them sir sir i want you to know that you being worried about this is great that shows me that you care that shows me that you're smart and that shows me number one that you deserve this refund and our company only works with smart caring deserving people how how i can believe you that it is a robotic server i'll tell you what just so you know can i is this a robotic or you are a hacker you are trying to hack my computer oh sir if i was a hacker i'm actually really good friends with anonymous we could have hacked you already let's be what's cut to the chase if i wanted to hack you all of your files are below me that you are going to return me my money if i open my bank account in front of you you will take my money right you don't have to open your bank no no no i would never ask you to open up your bank account why would i ask you to do that this is a robotic server so how you are saying that you will save my money do you have my account numbers and where what is the name of your company where are you calling yeah the computer company that provided you with the security what name you don't have your company don't have any name it means you are calling me you are a hacker i know no sir we provide support for your computer i work with the world web wide tech support association of certified technological professionals send me a check you know send me a check in the mailing list fortunately we can't do that because uh it's 2020. it's not it's not the 1970s so we do need to connect to your computer with the secure banking name oh my name is daniel daniel daniel vote smith and do you do you do you know the name jim browning is that you yeah that's me are you kidding me no i'm not kidding you why why are you are you recording this right now dude i knew the whole time hey jim what's up man i watch all your videos i watch all your videos i'm your biggest subscriber yeah dude i'm a huge fan it's really nice to talk you know from the very start when you called me i was thinking to myself pretty sure this is jim browning and i was like you know what i'll just stay on the call for a couple of minutes because i got nothing better to do like nothing better to do and i would i would find out like if it was gym or not my name is josh asheville how you doing i'm doing well it's nice to meet you um so yeah he transferred to me i'm the manager we're just doing a quick survey of your computer and it looks like it's been infected with something called a trojan have you are you familiar with what that is okay yeah i know very well but let me uh let me tell you one okay what we're noticing is that it's spreading into your entire network so that means your televisions home like everything in your house your printer computer laptop oh my god it's unreal absolutely absolutely it's real there is no doubt in my mind that it is entirely possible that this is real and we're calling as a courtesy call oh my god i'm the reason you didn't do anything the reason you got that message on your screen is because you were doing something on your computer and you invited the virus in right so you basically you by going and watching those movies you told the internet hey put viruses in me like just fill up my computer full of viruses okay and what should i do i mean i don't want to get infected especially because i have a lot of things to do on my computer and um oh my god it's um i'm lit i'm getting later what about it no no don't worry don't be worried sir i'm a professional okay this is my job and what we can do we can go ahead and connect your computer and run a few diagnostic tools on the network just to see how badly it was infected and then i'll give you a refund for norton or whatever security you have because it's garbage and we'll install a state of state-of-the-art md5 network security tunnel socket layer proxy network scan device virus scan software and that will keep you completely protected for the lifetime of your computer so before before i continue though i just want to make sure why don't i walk you through a couple quick steps uh so you can diagnose this yourself are you in front of your computer right now really good you know uh yeah i'm sitting back to it but let me tell you okay why don't you go ahead and press the windows key are you familiar with the windows key yeah i know where it located okay can you press the windows key and the r button at the same time it says uh system conflict um and not giving me such options in a booth obviously instead of tools you know great you were doing you were doing great so far this is really complicated stuff but you're following along like a champ why don't you go ahead and click on the services tab for me uh yeah i click on it i click on service hey telling me uh a lot of things right yeah there's a lot on there application layer gateway service and application management and apps um hold on hold on yep brad i'm talking to microsoft corporation right now i didn't know suddenly my computer stopped hey who's this yeah hello who's this hi this is josh this is josh from the world wide web buy tech support association of certified technological professionals calling about a problem with your computer this is my computer what was he doing on my computer oh i don't know is that your brother or your colleague or something that's my that's my brother and this is my computer there a problem with my computer yes yeah so on your screen do you see something called uh the services it says here enable all yeah you could try that see if that works for you um we're gonna have to do a couple quick steps i was telling you it's not highlighted it's not highlighted oh no this is my work oh my god oh no i work stuff on here that's okay that's okay don't no no don't don't freak out this is okay i'm trained for this did he do something with it no no no unfortunately i don't know if you've seen in the news but there are hackers that are out there that have been infecting people with very infectious hacks and proxy layer uh um security malfunction drivers and so that's what we're working with right now so why don't we uh is there a charge for this uh sir there is no charge for for my services um i'm going to go ahead and just see if i can help you to the best of my ability uh though i do need to say it there could be uh there's some recommended securities or different things that i would say that you might need but on my there will be no how much would be the maximum amount how much would be the maximum amount well i mean worst case scenario you need a brand new computer right so worst case you would just need a brand new computer um but like i said my services are completely free so if we just go through and and i can help you over the phone see what kind of damage there is we'll assess the situation i'll give you one full load and you know how you can search for something if you just type uh like a letter so start typing quick right q-u-i-c-k q-u-i-c-k yeah quick what's after that um do you see something popping up called quick assist no i don't see quick assist ooh okay so that's what happened to quick launch toolbar that's okay it's possible that the hackers removed that but that's okay we have other ways that we can do this how long do you think it's going on how long do you think it's been going on for now you know give me just one quick second and i will find out sorry i'm just uh getting into our database here okay you're tapping a lot of stuff there i can hear your keys yeah yeah you know it's serious business um okay from what i see here for the past three days they've been trying to penetrate your network security and it was this afternoon when they first broke in so your brother actually did a great job responding that automated message that was on the computer if he had not done that your computer would likely be a goner so props to him i'm clapping for him right now he's doing a great work okay so have you pulled up any desk.com are you going to connect to my computer absolutely our secure server it's a robotic server it's going to connect your computer diagnose simplify dissect isolate remove and repair your computer that's a lot of english you just said in one sentence well uh we we pack a lot into our so let me ask you a question now sure absolutely how long have you been doing this how long have i been doing what i think i've been on the phone with you for all of 10 minutes no no no no no you know what i'm talking about how long have you been doing this oh oh how long have been helping people with computers so i've been a certified uh i've been a certified technician for about helping people you showing me command prompt you should have showed me a different command you showed me the wrong command man i mean netstat would work great or uh what do you call it what's the netstat with the word great you could have showed me the established connections that would have been all scarier i'm sorry that would have been scarier i think this is some kind of a joke or netstat space netstat space slash a it could have said listening you would have told me there are people in my computer that are listening to everything you could have showed me the established connections which would have made me a bit more scared oh i get i get what this is so you think you know about computers then huh what do you what are you how long have you been doing this i just want to know that i mean i've been doing this decent script i've been doing this for three years three years and how do you generate your calls by pop-ups yeah you just received our pop-up it's a it's a it's a automatic pop-up network the you know system manufacturer gave you so sir do you need help with your computer or i've been working for microsoft for 13 years i've been working with microsoft for 13. wait a second i'm not talking to microsoft right now come on why'd you call me if you work for microsoft no no you're not talking to microsoft i've been working with microsoft for 13 years my brother he is a network analyst let me connect with any desk run my tools just to check and see if things are okay and just for your peace of mind i don't want you to want to take my access to any desk of course sir i want to help you you think i believe i'm being hacked well do you i believe that the application identity is stopped on my computer and i'm being hacked you believe that you have a virus that is multiplying on your computer right now and if we do not get this fixed i it could be deadly for your computer i respect you i respect your your efforts i've did it why didn't i just take a quick look why don't i take a quick look i'll connect through any desk you'll be in complete control you can you can stop what i'm doing at any time and i will i will have you type the commands i won't even do anything hey i won't even do anything i know i'm just here let's try to be listen let's let's try to be honest for five minutes okay okay five minutes ah okay let's try to be honest can you hold down the windows on there and press the letter on then type in ms config and go to services you're going to see a bunch of services being stopped well yeah the i stopped mine on purpose mine on purpose uh command you told me the numbers who told me that is the same on everything i said i haven't i worked for microsoft for 13 years i i still work for microsoft i've worked for microsoft for 13 years right right sure you do right you work for microsoft you generate your calls uh by how do you do that and how do you take your payments uh paypal um i would accept payment if again i don't actually charge any money so just to be clear i don't charge any money at all this is completely free of service but if you do choose to sign up with us first i'm not trying to prank you here i understand what you're doing you're scamming people okay [Music] i am not scamming anybody i don't know i'm just here to help okay i'm just here to help you i'm not scamming anybody okay all right uh i i'm just here to go you're not scamming anybody do you want the access to my computer well i would like to have access to my computer i would like to try to i'll be able to find your location where you're exactly from okay well the computer you're going to connect to it is not a real computer it's a virtual computer okay why don't i run a couple from that virtual computer i'll be able to wear from let me see let me see if i can at least yes i do so you can see what are you looking for that way you can see what i do and you will know that i'm not a scammer okay i wanna know i wanna know which can you wanna run can you tell me one scan one command the malicious room the malicious removal tool is one thing mrt mrt yeah you want to you want me to do windows r and mrt are you do you think that you are very smart it sounds like you're trying to be over smart right now i thought you i thought you wanted to be honest damn windows or mrt are you going to let me connect to your computer yeah absolutely [ __ ] not no why would i do that are you afraid why would i let anybody inside my computer are you afraid absolutely not why would i be afraid but why would i give you then let me connect your computer it wouldn't make anything it's free of charge i'm here to help how my youtube channel i mean i do this uh every day are you kidding me i do this every single day of my life this is a prank i i do i do this every single day of my life i knew it is a prank i do the whole time and i know you are no no i knew the whole time i knew the whole time that you were pranking me dude i knew the whole time you want you want to know my youtube channel where this was going oh my lanta this is kid build up [Laughter] i guess that's one way to waste their time i never would have expected to run into kid boga though don't be afraid to take chances make mistakes and get messy because you matter and i'll see in the next video

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 1,043,664

Rating: 4.9653354 out of 5

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, social engineering, voice actor, tech support, prank

Id: meLlG2koMag

Length: 24min 26sec (1466 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021