The Dumbest IRS Scammer Script I've Ever Heard - The Hoax Hotel

that's something that everybody can learn from the hoax Hotel a cheers future mmm is tax scammer season here in the lobby of the hoax hotel these degenerates need to be messed with more than ever right now and I'm gonna go see if I can resolve my pesky tax situation let's listen in shall we crime investigations unit IRS bitches officer John how may I help you John I'm Ellen I got a message here all right the reason that you are getting a call from the crime is a crime in this federal crime investigations you need IRS is because we wanted to know that there's a case being filing claims under your name and there's errors one has been issued under your name Oh mom before I post further I want to let you know that this is a federal recorded calls in a three-way conference call with Homeland Security oh I'm sorry interact we also do further those lists yeah and if you have any questions I'll be more than happy to answer I'm recorded with a conference call with Homeland Security okay Jerris one has been issued on to your name hmm the city's tax evasions and it text deviations where you have been found as a primary subject deviation is that like one standard deviation I was aware well but more than a handful so I like one standard deviation of alarm Raymond if your tax evasion is in the text deviations where you have been found as the crime is subjecting identified by the Texas in a wrong way deviation I compliment I asked if I will get within one standard deviation away from the norm not one Oh so waiting I've been waiting up you can you find by a chances in a wrong way and the government is filed three allocation seconds you which have been resolved at us and long tail Apple heiress Warren the case Tarot which we call with the stage that you have been found suspicious and reaching the clean water laws of the United States constitutions which goes on while uses of the Internal Revenue Service and relations of the engine United States citizen service and willful miss presentation some informations to the problem in life as a citizen service oh yes United States citizen service having heard of that before you never you never heard about United States citizen service well how that means you are not as citizens of the United States it must be in cahoots with Homeland Security than right the reasons of the three allocation fall against you by the IRS is desirous is contacted statuary architects which concluded to the Texas has been underpaid by you and and also do a miniature approach conflict another miscalculations which resulted to an outstanding amount of six thousand nine hundred and ninety four dollars which you all two irons and tires oh dear so that I was alone logistics level or three thousand nine hundred and eighty four dollars the I are sisters published strong evidence that this was not a result of any notion mr. Grady it was a willful like dummy the intention to defraud key iris wellö percent as for my job is to text and for my job is to out it your tax and return and look for any unusual activities and I'm helpful to find anything I need to tell with it escort highlining particles of the IRS in the US Treasury Oh Ella home I live I live event service phone alarm you errors warnings and activations motor officers with investigation team cares waiting for our promising to arrive activation swallow so once they come they are gone you can give you and then detain you for the coming 72 hours which means we will integrate you inside the jail and this is not again if we ask you in this case your passport traveling mansions to all property switching to to paying it down and house automobiles is share certificate on any complement private bump it will be Kajin permanently by the Homeland Security now I don't drive in the automobiles I just take an uber everywhere you know I'm talking about any passport Randy wrenches all your properties okay properties it will Tiki can't if you have an automobile it will be defense if you I don't have a lot uh I guess uh yes yeah see if you don't have in we're from where it will comment it Kenny right so if you don't have then you do not be coming up correct but I'm okay you want to solve this change in a courthouse or you want to solve cheesecake outside ex-partner outside how do I do that have to go on the home applicator and do it or something so you have to pay back all over your amount of which you owe to the IRS is 2009 how much over six hundred and ninety four dollars I never said 600 I just six thousand and nine hundred and eighty four dollars of six thousand one do I have to pay that fine s next able or whatever is my business no no this is this fish takes that you all do IRS if it come up with many deliberate and conflict and other miscalculations and like I said your errors warnings and accusations from of my error warnings but some of my computer yoga I said your errors you will be arrested I will be arrest okay all that make sense now and it's on activations mode activations Madoka and the offices with investigation DMT are just waiting for our permission your permission to what you've assigned your pepper you'll be everything that's layer well how do you want the salty how do you want to solve the problem how do you wanna cook you want to go to the app you want to go to the courthouse want to solve this case outside at the courthouse the courthouse for I live in the mountains I don't have a courthouse with a nearby I could take my own waste my time I could take the snow melt away lying around but you know wishing my time are you playing with me no you said I have to go to the courthouse yes so you want to solve this unicode house or you want to solve this outside of the courthouse well I don't know what's the quickest way to do it I don't know what I have to do is your air furnace activation smoke and honed an activation code revelation activation angel and it seems like you're not taking this case in a serious way of course I am I don't know it's an activation mode though I explained you for the three times you didn't have to egg so much if you want to pay pay if you don't want to be go and enjoy the five years of errors in jail and enjoy your time I stay in jail for five years or do I get transferred to prison eventually okay you will be staying in a jail for five years and then you will be charged at the 87 as a penalty impose you with judge eighty seven thousand four hundred and ninety dollars in a courthouse oh I can pay that in jail right wherever for in prison there's a distinction and you'll be facing five years of imprisonment five years when prisoner is that five years of imprisonment or five years of in gentlemen it doesn't make anything and be dead and whole anything if you are going to a jail for five years that's it doesn't hold anything whether you will be in a prison or jail whatever well there's a difference almost everything is same okay so you will be in five years arrested so if you are not sure about this case I'm just gonna sign your paper I'm going to send in either I'm hanging up the call you're gonna war though what's gonna happen I don't we're gonna prove you that we are they realize the real IRS what does the IRS stand for again can you tell me are you attacking it back okay what what is the I already knew service general Revenue Service never heard about Internal Revenue Service you never heard about it no I've only heard it he I've only heard of the Canada Revenue Agency you're not that today you're the IRS today are you wasting my time are you there are Revenue Canada how can happen the Internal Revenue Canada Internal Revenue Service to see some future excuse me can I help you yeah where's my return all right where's my tax return she's in your face it's a much hello why are you giving us a call back why are you giving you a call that yes because I want to pay my taxes you want to pay attacks yeah you never be in you text not for like the past 60 years now my best experience you never paid attention no not want to huge you should have been kicked out from the United State I'm nothing that you know it's that you know wasting my time that's exactly what I'm doing thank you guys a call back I'll be calling you all day don't worry about it you get arrested by you or someone else you can you cannot talk to you now you think us anyway we have to call and yourself all right Internal Revenue Service tokenized 50 hey there's a sitting here win for the police where are they okay the policy will be coming soon you just wait when one more are okay when one more our Renata yeah you just read to me I can't wait that long too risky I can't wait that long you check yes okay so are you going to it the metabolic account to your disposable because you can ask it exactly it won't be crazy and sick of it you should remain an 8 month it since you fell here we are will be test locations where is my location where's my location thank you yeah basically patient to ask you uh-huh is education and whereas my location I waited for a good chunk of time but unfortunately no cops arrived to help me resolve my absolute buffet of evasion and deviation delinquency the IRS does not operate this way all these people are scammers thanks for watching everyone if you enjoyed me wasting these assholes time please leave a like and I'll be seeing you next time outside the courthouse Cheers [Music]

Channel: The Hoax Hotel

Views: 1,111,020

Rating: 4.9408021 out of 5

Keywords: prank call, scammers, scam, irs scam, irs, trolling scammers, trolling, hoax, the hoax hotel, hoax hotel, scamming scammers, animation, owned, funny scammer, angry scammer, internal revenue service scam, online scams, phone scam, scambaiting, india scam, us treasury scam, taxes

Id: hoBaMQcsHK0

Length: 11min 24sec (684 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 02 2017