Clueless Annoyed Scammer Thinks I'm Scared - The Hoax Hotel

just want to make some sounds that many people might not hear the rest of the day here I was minding my own business taste testing some motor oil when who should call me but the White House chief of staff mr. John Francis Kelly now as you may or may not know I'm no stranger to John Francis Kelly's and there has been a serious uptick in different email scammers using his name as of late all who want to give you and me millions of dollars from the government just for existing well I was more than happy to chat with this new and improved mr. Kelly and after he sent me not one but two fantastic looking official ID cards my trust was further cemented that this was indeed the man himself and not a pathetic imposter trying to scam me let's listen in shall we [Music] how are we doing this year le iene phone oh yes hello mr. Kelly how are you doing today row I'm doing all right yeah this is Martha okay my dear I hope you got my email yes yes your hope is correct okay I hope you understand everything on the image because I believe I explain everything to you understand you yeah you explained it pretty well but I stole a few questions pertaining to the email on the email I sent to you not really I mean it all looks pretty good very standard boilerplate for JFK and why not you know what oh yes of course okay if you okay well how's everything going in the offices there I hope you're doing well everything going well already right after that that's good I have only you know currently I have three days left for me to stay here and my lord and you're living off your phone where are you heading after the lodge I hope we can I hope we can get this taken care of before you have to leave the lodge okay that's me on picked me on the phone the network is working done your voice is partying on you oh yeah I can hear you fine how long are you gonna be at the lodge for you said just three more days I need to test me on my phone I can't equally yeah I'm in a better connection now here I can hear you fine now so I have the better connection now you know you're in the lodge are you getting the mass satellites at the lodge there sir because I can hear you just fine it's coming through it about hello hi this is Marva yen the connection seems to be doing better now this mr. John Francis Kelly input into how the simplest that's okay I can hear you fine sir it sounds like you can hear me okay sir so that's okay can we get this taken care of today okay so can we do this today sir yes the legal document the legal documents you said sir how could I have forgotten yes of course look at that customs fee taken care of today if that's just $500 yes oh the certificate do they already have that printed out sir or will they be making a new one personally for me I want to make sure that it's all although I am at the International Monetary Fund that's taking it out of yeah that sounds fun I'm not not too worried about that I just want to make sure that it's personalized to me the document because I don't want anyone else to be a routing around in that you know my yes sir I'm listening but I'm clear here sir ah yes yes I'm ready today on this Saturday of 2018 but yes that's for the legal documents I've set that aside $500 sir you have other deliveries to take care of well I hope mine will be able to within the next week however long it takes sir oh yes we need to get that all taken care of persons take care of and whatnot sir so proceed yes petition I think you start with the $500 and send the footage of because to meet you oh you wanted on a card asked I have physical cash sir if that's better for you hello yes this is Marvin sir I think we got cut off there mr. John Francis Kelly we'll just concentrate on the call and put your mind to it I'm sure you can do it mr. Kelly hello stop calling me and offended is this mr. Kelly here sir yeah this is mark hopscotch again here sir I just want to be able to send that five hundred dollars today and you and you assured me that you assured me that the IMF was able to produce those documents right today I want to thank you again personally you don't have to thank me more is my okay sir well why don't I go ahead and hop scotch on down to the money gram then and I will give you a call when I arrive is that is that okay sir because I do have a prior obligation and I do have a prior obligation at 2:30 this you know I might do with me tonight no this is Marv here yes oh hello mr. Kelly I was trying to reach you yesterday but I couldn't get through to you yeah yeah lay down to the money Graham was asking a passerby and whatnot but couldn't get a hold of you sir what happened yesterday of course yes go ahead sir kay let me explain to you okay you know the IMF Department receiving payment they have many met or they have all their very souls yes spread the message out you know don't want to put all your eggs in one basket so to speak now I want to ask me try to untie me in one oh yes sir please say yes sir okay yeah being one what danger yes or no can you go about the money B yes but which one do I need to go to the Banshee boardwalk location sir of the MoneyGram if I put it on like 150 CC I should be able to get there the quickest right yeah hello yeah I'm trying to reach mr. Kelly this is marmots Katya yeah hello [Music] hello hello this is mr. Kelly yeah oh great just been trying to get a hold of you actually you know you took me and we're going to the oh yes the other day are you still in the lodge you said you're gonna be only there for three days sir yeah oh you prolong your stay listen okay you've prolonged it I know you I know you've been busy sir and I want to thank you again for taking care of everything yes okay and when when I break up the satellite connections sketch you there sir yeah the tables have turned initially I was breaking up right according to you but now you're breaking up hello sir tender is sending the what when demand inter why the nose demanded now I thought it was just kind of a suggested fee that I have to pay for the customs right say yeah but we kind of acts that right through it there's I'm sure there's one around the lodge sir especially fills our log cabin what I don't know why you either in my instructions I don't know is just here well a little I don't want it to get lost I know I think they can just do away with that fee considering the amount I'm getting from them you know multiple millions so they can just go ahead and absorb that cost that customs right what sir no no you won't get fired if you can just hello is this mr. Kelly here oh great I've been trying to reach you sir are you in the lodge there yes the simple instructions I've been trying to follow those but you're in the lodge down so you can propel this forward I I have up sir yes sir turn reach Oh mr. Kelly this is Marva hello what do you have you don't put them this is just Mars hello mr. Kelly I I told you what I told you what to do you know that oh yes I'd like I'd like to receive those funds here can I receive those funds mr. Kelly would soon stop answering and retire to the loft in his Lodge texting to let me know just exactly what my stubbornness had cost me a damn shame I usually have about 15 to 20 text conversations going with various scammers at any one time six currently of which are with different John Francis Kelly it's so I'm entirely confident at least one of them will finally be able to bring me that airplane full of money thanks for watching if you enjoyed me messing with this please leave a like and perhaps a comment and I'll see you in the lodge Cheers [Music]

Channel: The Hoax Hotel

Views: 315,977

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Id: uib-SKzHC4c

Length: 14min 45sec (885 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 15 2018