Michael Scott's Problematic Energy | The Office U.S. | Comedy Bites

michael no don't don't make it harder than it has to be holly thinks that this relationship is over well you know what i am not going to give up that easy i'm going to make this way harder than it needs to be okay kids you all have been so good and unbelievably patient so i think you are gonna get some candy [Applause] kids just remember suicide is never the answer all right why is christmas the only holiday that can have a message it is the easy way out you are not alone what the hell is wrong with you who wants candy okay do you want me to stop dating your mom is that how we're gonna get past this cause i will yes well that is not gonna happen then why'd you even offer because i assumed that you want me to be happy because i want you to be happy michael let me make this very easy for you i could give it about your happiness stop dating my mother you know what i'm gonna start dating her even harder what's that supposed to mean you know what it means hey shut it yep i don't need to be friends with pam i have plenty of female friends my mom pam's mom my aunt although she just blocked me on i am what's her face from quiznos i see her four times a week what did you guys do oh there he is thought you had gone home already why don't you go home and come back for the party well we still have to do the exit interview yes we do i'll let you in on a little secret i've been very much looking forward to this moment very very much i i have been steeped in anticipation toby has been cruisin for bruisin for 12 years and i am now his cruise director and my name is captain bruisin wow thanks michael can i just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds you stand alone my friend hello hey hi good to see you here i'm just having a little extra interview yeah i know that's why i'm here um no no no this is very boring stuff why don't you take a tour have you seen the baler no no i'll lick it later it's part of my job okay did you need me to take notes hey fam stay okay yeah um all right well then i will proceed i just have some questions that i was gonna ask um who do you think you are toby yeah correct um what gives what what gives you the right um i i brought the binder do you want to take a little look sure you know what that sounds good i'll take a little look-see here we go thank you what would you improve about dunder mifflin about this play um no i'm not asking it i'm just reading it out loud oh i'd like to hear the answer well let me see i would um i guess everything's okay i made it this far right what's the point toby why don't you open your present no no no no no no no no this hey hey hey hey this might not be what i think that i don't even know is in there because there are a lot of presents in my car and i don't know which is which suck on this what the hell is that michael that's what do you mean michael that's not even my handwriting hey what the hell is going on here who thought it would be hysterical to give toby a rock for his going away gift you did no you made me wrap it no i thought it was over the line and i just is there someone there who's there i hear voices is somebody there yeah is someone here i can't see you because i'm blind it's jim and pam michael it is they're back oh oh oh pam nope oh jim hi michael oh i haven't seen you since my accident that i had when i fell i fell into the pool of acid eyes first blind guy like i'm a squeezy how do i describe it is a character i've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble the women in my improv class absolutely hate him there's somebody i'd like you to meet somebody else who has been to prison who can tell you what it is really like i'm prison mike you know why they call me prison mike do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall [ __ ] all right hey hey hey that's just the way we talk in the clink so uh corporate just said that i don't want to oh thank you pam pam can you come in here for a sec just have a seat i was gonna call you in anyway um you know ryan um as you know there is going to be downsizing and uh you have made my life so much easier in that i am going to have to let you go first what why why well theft and stealing stealing um what am i supposed to have stolen post-it notes post-it notes yeah okay what are those worth like 50 cents 50 cents yeah you steal a thousand post-it notes at 50 cents a piece and you know you've made a profit margin you know go run us out of business pam are you serious yeah i am um i can't believe this i mean i've never even stolen as much as a paper clip and now you're firing me but the best thing about it is that uh we're not gonna have to give you any severance pay because that is gross misconduct and uh i just clean out your desk i'm sorry hey dude just got back from jamaica big whoop i was in hotlanta that whole town is waxed yeah that sounds amazing but you know what the lady jan levinson wanted to go to montego bay you took the ice clean i don't buy it well i'm looking at a photo right now and i'm telling you it could be in maxim they wouldn't give you a subscription to maxim oh no no okay well check this out i am sending you some email you got it no i got nothing check it again hit refresh yeah mike still nothing okay wait a second i sent it to you at packer dunder mifflin.com wait i just got it from somebody else wow this is hot damn how do i get you out of this picture we don't need to yes we do what oh i did it thank you thank you thank you see i'm still here we're all still here oh come on dwight you

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Id: tZaNy9vMTD8

Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 18 2022