THE ANGRY ADVENTURES OF MICHAEL SCOTT | The Office | Comedy Bites

you might be surprised to learn that I have only been to one other wedding it's actually a very cute story my mom was marrying Jeff and they asked me to be ring bearer and I was understandably emotional and somehow my pants became wet long story short Jeff's dog ended up as a ring bearer and the irony is that after the ceremony that dog peed on everything [Music] that's way dress [Music] [Applause] [Music] me walking Phyllis down the aisle was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding and now the wedding has no highlight [Music] I can't believe I pushed that that guy's lazy ass around all day until he was ready to stand up and steal the show that's well I Got News for You Albert that's your real name shows not over [Music] [Applause] and now for my old hometown Scranton Pennsylvania my former boss Michael Scott hey I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer so take that out to forget something what happened to you guys give it back give it back what is this it's real simple if you don't appreciate what we do then give us back our basket maybe you should leave you should maybe you should leave come on let's leave but before we leave my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our nice I'm sorry look my clothes are so wet wet nice leather shoes are so muddy oh yeah it was mine what's missing Christmas ooh you've been a very naughty girl I see Michael we already have a Santa Phyllis what the hell is going on come on I need this come over here talking just sit down okay what you can't yell out I need this I need this as you pin down an employee on your lap okay you know what Jim two Santa's in the room things get ruthless you understand you forced my hand Michael it's Phyllis we want to assess Anna Oh do we do we is that what we want why don't we take a vote on it great Hey okay everybody the office is being pulled apart I realize that there are traditions at stake there who wants votes no no no wait no there are other choices there's information that we are you kidding me Kevin after you almost killed me Michael I had you I just want to try Phyllis and if you want Michael is Santa raise your hand I get you some punch yes just arrived from the dunder mifflin North Pole branch we don't have a North Pole branch idiot self a friend you've been very good this year yeah except for cheating on your wife doctors are sin look it up the Bible people what do you get God scented candles oh well that's appropriate a lot of fire where you're going better get used to it you're going to AG ll double hockey sticks going to hell Stanley and this brings us to you that a one I can't see from here people somebody shout it out don't make me get up it's fabric I really wanted this that's fantastic you make another dress that goes past your feet Andy is this you this is all right it was a severe that Michael you whoa they're not supposed to stay what turn it back on No that's at least four red chips to user all in bluffing is a key part of poker which is too bad because I'm not very good at bluffing did you believe me what art that's insane good cars well Toby I went all-in on the first hand so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards too so don't be stupid just take it back I'm sorry cancer is going on okay right whatever flip them you really [Music] yeah and now a man who deserves no introduction Michael Scott thank you very much thank you that was great great job some great laughs really really went after my intelligence there ah dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong but and my thing isn't tiny its average so get your facts straight um so when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor I thought froggy Mike I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people first up Phyllis Kevin [Music] well I'm sorry if it seems that way to you okay that might help if you said I'm sorry in front of everybody my front of me you made a bad call and I fixed it so I'm not apologizing so that's it that's it is it yes yeah can you vote for other pair hey it's cool man I work in the warehouse I'm cool I'm hip and I'm John but I don't care about nobody Do You Know Who I am happy Halloween jerk still don't know who I am I'll give you a hint I go over other people's heads Michael this is a bad idea what's a bad idea dressing up as somebody I mean when has that ever worked for you never okay you know what fine I'm not Darryl I thank God I'm not Darryl could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it a bet all your excuse you

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Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 26 2020