Anger Management - The Office US

okay who put my calculator in jello good one but uh seriously guys who did this seriously guys who did this i need to know who put my calculator in jello or i'm gonna lose my freaking mind did you forget something what happened to you guys give it back the gift basket give it back what is this it's real simple if you don't appreciate what we do then give us back our basket maybe you should leave yeah maybe we should maybe you should leave come on let's leave but before we leave my wet friend and i are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches can you call us a cab please i'm gonna oh sorry look my clothes are so wet wet nice leather oh my shoes are so muddy all right here you go take it there it's been opened yeah it was mine what's missing the turtles where are the turtles where are the turtles come on guys get out of here where are the turtles where are they excuse me i have an announcement to make we seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them hand over the turtles now i ate them okay i ate the turtles they're gone i think something a little fishy is going on a little fishy that little girl is a child i don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon do you understand boy have you lost your mind cause i'll help you find it what you're looking for ain't nobody gonna help you out there jesus can come through that door that's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child okay stanley yelled at me today that was one of the most frightening experiences of my life and i have a mission to accomplish make sure this party gets rolling and i will be back shortly ew where are you going you want me to come with oh he says listen i forgot to tell you the plan for this saturday you me bar beers buzzed wings shots drunk waitress is hot football cornell hofstra slaughter then quick nap at my place and we hit the t sound no i don't want to do any of that duh which is why i was joking about doing it just stop stop just stop doing it you're going to drive me crazy fine i'll just go sit at my desk and be quiet sorry i annoyed you with my friendship [Music] and i'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them here's a little news flash it's not funny in fact it's pretty freaking unfunny that was an overreaction gonna hit the break room does anybody want anything man you good yeah sure okay i made a mess i forced dwight to resign prematurely and i replaced him with andy who loves this place so much he punched a hole in it it's a mess big mess so do you want to see it or not i don't know they're like friday night crowds oh my god you're like agoraphobic agoraphobic yeah really yeah you would rather sit on your couch and watch a philly's game than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend absolutely correct later gem kev have a good weekend yeah okay bye okay so this is what's gonna happen you're gonna suck it up here we go and we're gonna go to dinner okay and then we're gonna go to the movies hey help her hey right right pam please call security every day for eight years i have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees and every day for eight years people have laughed at me well who's laughing now luke is going to use his laser pointer to point to account setup you click on that first then a whole new knot no no no luke come on come on not on oscar's head all right luke come on stop it why i'm stopping it that's what you said give me the pointer so you just want me to move it that's you're being totally unclear here i'm just going to go ahead and move it no just power it down no no no no no not on angela's boob come on come on luke seriously all right fine fine i'll just go okay i'm going all right okay good job okay email accounts so we're starting with account setup oh my god is it in my eyeball yes i think he's burning my eye michael do something shack up you have to stop that lou can i have that no okay i am going to count down from five five four i'm not kidding three two one okay all right you are going to learn to be more professional luke that's what you're going to do luke what the hell was that i had to do that scroll it all right are we good so how are we going to energize our office i mean i haven't done anything since christmas pam clearly has just given up trying so what we need to do is we need to get things going we need to get percolating a little bit anybody have any ideas what we could do any suggestions yes andy what if we changed our outgoing answering machine message so it just had a little more zing and a little more pep zing and pep see that's those are the kind of words we're looking for yes jim what about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pet now we're cooking i like this maybe a whole theme like a wrap a wrap rhyme urban thing an urban yeah stanley you want to help us out with that stanley earth is stanley not me yes you come on stanley put your little game down and and join the group no stanley we're do have a little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little leaves down in a brainstorm session dip a stutter good this is good i'm going to grab a glass of water dad don't think of it as a demotion just think of it as a promotion to a lower level i don't think you have to tell your friends anything it hasn't been decided yet erin on phone memos you're writing the date american style month day year i prefer it day month year small bigger biggest oh sexual innuendo not intentional shut up shut up liar sexual innuendo not intentional i am sick of your dumb opinions and if you don't like the way that i take phone messages here take them yourself our sex life is none of anyone's business and andy is the manager not nelly stop protecting me i'm a man i can protect myself this is misdirected anger and i'm sorry i don't mean to lash out at you there's a lot coming up right now all at once dad go to hell i'm taller than you okay just calm down you are not the manager i earned that job i was personally chosen after robert was chosen and quit andy why don't you just take a seat take a seat idiot why don't you take all your stupid memos and your stupid friends he does not like that wall what are you sorry for so many things i don't know it's hard to choose how about for dating my mom maybe that and dumping her on her birthday yes okay just don't ever date a member of my family again okay i promise for the record your mom came on to me holy crap are you okay no [Music] you're okay [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Length: 10min 30sec (630 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 19 2021