The Office but it Gets Progressively More Inappropriate - The Office US

I'm so horny do you wear boxers briefs or pantaloons oh well you're very saucy there was a time when the only people who texted you were people you wanted to text you girls and they'd all say the same thing I'm coming over baby and I will text back b t b bring that booty when are you gonna boom me uh listen they're cracking down on us talking to the subjects it's a lame rule but you know I wanna I'll see you later got it and um but we're kind of keeping it quiet for now because it's still kind of a new thing it's a little delicate and we just don't want all the drama exactly yeah because when everyone knows what if Pam was a lesbian what if she brought her partner in to work would that be crossing the line no what if they made out in front of everybody well that would be at home and I told everybody everything about it I could see our kids facing obstacles being half black and half Indian but it's so worth it you guys there's just me here I am going to get him to buy me a prime rib tonight I think he left what oh is that his scarf no so guys I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here and I just think as an office we're better than that okay now I'm going to show you a picture of genitalia oh Andy was it because he's black nope it's because it's genitalia perfectly normal genitalia tuna ah [Music] one thing you need to know about me I don't quit until something tears or pops you look like you're getting a good workout can I feel your pulse no I'm good thanks Julie you want to try the other side hi Jan what's new nothing since the last time you asked two minutes ago oh you know what Kevin why don't you just go ahead and stare because you know that's it's fine with me I mean this is so natural and so beautiful and seriously you're okay with that of course I mean there's nothing erotic about this you know it's it's what these were made for you know I mean they're full of baby milk they're nourishing my baby so Michael you're messing with me about what you did not have sex with Pam's mom oh big time what kind of cars to drive she drives a green camera and the seats go all the way down all the way down oh my God oh my God what I'm not offended by homosexuality in the 60s I made love to many many women often Outdoors in the mud in the rain and it's possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing oh she's doing it again Phyllis has gotten into audiobooks and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Gray which if you don't know what it is it's a book about a um it's porn yeah seriously this is unacceptable it's officially a hostile work environment somebody just needs to get our attention tell us not okay to do this in public be care ful yes that's going to include behaviors such as hugging kissing uh booby honking yeah boobie hugging sure but honking butt honking yep all the hunkings the woman you start in a Crouch position then you lose sure basically there's no precise definition but you know it when you see it Dwight told me about it earlier Dwight what promise Dwight couldn't get it up for Nelly no no no no no no it's not me I'm gonna prove it right here and now stop that I think she is gorgeous I think she is an incredibly incredibly attractive person come here come here come on come on come on you don't have to worry I'm not reported I'm not worried HR you know what the only thing I am worried about I'm getting a boner Michael let me make this very easy for you I could give it about your happiness stop dating my mother you know what I'm gonna start dating her even harder what's that supposed to mean you know what it means everything cell phone charger yeah so sure you don't want breakfast that's the most important meal of the day it really is I'm not hungry I ate a whole bunch of sunflower seeds after you went to sleep and besides I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of a wedding she miss you Isabel that's really sweet Dwight um okay okay it's about damn time I haven't gone to the bathroom in a day and a half oh my God Dwight this room was a pit knocking boots hey kiddo how you holding up not great lion what great you know what's great about you a lot of girls would have just run out when they heard that news and hooked up in some cheap bar with the first random guy who bought him a drink I'm not gonna do that because where's the tenderness in some hookup with some random dude you're never gonna see again look Kelly is your best friend Kelly is my girlfriend I think I speak for both of us when I say we both want you to be happy you guys are such good friends the odds are always best for a three-way if one of the parties is extremely emotional or impulsive you look so good right now what oh Aaron I am so sorry yeah hey girl we're here for you okay cool cool you need a ride ah all right let's head out sounds good do you have a coat yeah oh what whoa I didn't forget my keys I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras you think they can hear us not if we turn these dials all the way down now they can't hear us at all oh good we're totally alone I've been doing some very interesting reading really tense of Bravery good stuff read it together sounds fun Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office no the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place besides we have something those other people don't have which is a home and a bed no no no we took a walk we took a walk empty mine too foreign okay okay then so where were we Boeing yep yep yeah we didn't need much there Jimbo um initially I did want some meat oh sure a little piece oh no mushroom though I forgot yeah put your forehead in their mind and see if you can read my thoughts seven one one nine no no not numbers no no okay I'm still getting number seven one one is anyone around here thinking the number seven one one please stop okay Dwight give me a key card to your room meet me in seven minutes for someone on one time wait the numbers oh see you in seven seven minutes okay fine no more PDA good okay you win but here's what we are going to do we are going to designate one of our closets as a hookup Zone anything goes just leave it Michael that's absurd what if two couples want to go at the same time no no we're gonna have three closets one for each base no homers yes and what is the hookup Zone policy on masturbation Pro yes what I for one enjoy watching them no because it's not happening and I finish is that okay I was saying I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny so what Phyllis is masturbating in the office right now as we speak can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy go out there and fire her he can't do that it turns out that she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal it doesn't become a violation until she physically acts on it why is Phyllis so aroused she's listening to 50 Shades of Gray well there you go that's my weekend okay you are useless I'll take care of this what the hell it's okay guys she's no longer horny excuse me dirty birdie you can have this back at the end of the day foreign [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Length: 13min 31sec (811 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 20 2023