Michael Negotiates Salary In Women's Clothing - The Office US

okay I want you to be Darrell and ask me for a raise because I need to try out some of these negotiation tactics on you where'd you get that Wikipedia Wikipedia is the best thing ever anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information okay Darrell asked me for a raise hey Mike since Roy left I've been doing a lot more working with race mm-hmm well that's interesting Darrell I think what I'm saying is that okay see what I did know by leaning back and by whispering I established a dominant physical position okay let's try another one I'm walking out of the room unexpectedly and what happens in this one that's a surprise okay go ahead can I have a raise sex do you Martin Terry answer what what no what'd you say I didn't see you I was waiting to see what happened it's interesting well you're again yeah you ready for me yes yeah absolutely have a seat you know what actually let's go into the conference room no you know let's stay here let's go yeah let's go tactic number six changed the location of the meeting at the last second totally throws them off number fourteen declining to speak first makes them feel uncomfortable puts you in control I am declining to speak first okay I'll start it's pretty simple really I um I think I deserve a raise I'm scheduled to get one or six months but I like that to be moved up to now Darryl you are good worker and a good man I just you know times are tight now I just don't think corporates going to go for this right now are you wearing lady clothes what are you wearing lady clothes those look like lady pants no this is a power suit that there's a woman suit I do not buy women's clothes would not make that mistake again okay Pam would you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman suit oh my god that's a woman suit you're wearing a woman suit no I do I I wear men's suits okay I got this out of a pimp who makes it mysterious it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side that's the mystery okay would you stop it please Oh none of that tipped you off it's your PIN okay it's a European cut Michael the pants don't have any pockets no they don't see Italians don't wear pockets it's been a really rough couple of days this helps a little hey maybe you want to come over and read my closet no I don't want to do that because I'm twice your size anyway yeah you look like Hillary Clinton um let's just do this in 15 ok can you stay like that for one second I got some emails negotiations are all about controlling things about being in the driver's seat and make one tiny mistake you're dead I made one tiny mistake I wore woman's clothes [Music]

Channel: The Office

Views: 2,281,267

Rating: 4.9376254 out of 5

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Length: 5min 7sec (307 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 24 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/ironstrife]

It's European, okay?

[u/tha_dank]

I seriously just got done with the finale like 2 hours ago. This is all still too soon.