MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS! 😂 - ALI SIDDIQ ANIMATED!!

yo his Ollie's deep man and this is Mexican got on boots big shot to my man is sketching sound hey y'all chickens animation everybody do it baby [Music] my story is about prison danger seeing that I look so menacing you know and I'm black so you know it's gonna be about crying go again let me tell you prison is an odd place because you do not know the rules no matter how many prison movies you watch the documentaries have locked up you still don't know the rules of what's gonna happen so I'm on my way to what they called necessities and the sense these is you know what your clothes you get your laundry and all that so I'm walking to necessities and a dude just walks by and say Mexican got on boots I'm like what the [ __ ] does that mean because it's like I've been in prison like the first day what you mean mixing got on boots everybody got on boots so I thought dude won't pass boats so I tell somebody else dude look down and say Mexican do have on boots and just take off running I'm Wayne was I supposed to run cuz the Mexicans at home boots so I asked the old dude I said hey besties got on poops he's saying alright they got on boots I said what that mean he said it's gonna be a riot I said you pretty calm about a riot I'd say how you know missus got on boots mean he's gonna have a ride say cuz Mexicans don't wear boots on the REC yard I said okay what they were on the REC yard he say sneakers they play handball all the time and are you looking you see Mexicans over there playing handball but they got on boots so I'm like does it still don't comprehend so I get back to my cell I say hey to my cellie I said you Mexican what miss gone boots me he said that mean we're gonna ride we're gonna stab a couple of black guys up and I ask this this when you imprison us dumbass questions I'm like does the ride happen in here like in this sale cuz me you just finish eating together what you mad to be about I don't know but this when you learned that you stick with your race in prison no matter what you stick with you're right I don't know why I can't have missing your friend he's in my cell I don't know what's going on missing got on boots and I gotta figure out what I'm supposed to do now and I still don't know I gotta still ask people find a black dude I'm like yo so what I do now the Mexican got on boots he say you gotta find you a knife I say I gotta find a knife ain't no you can't have no knife in prison he said you just got here huh I said yeah I just gotta say man look you're gonna need to find a dude named Cece and get you a knife it's 3,000 people on this unit how come supposed to find CeCe I don't know so I'm just walk around miss cuttle booth CC mix got on boots CC dude say hey you looking for CC I say yeah you must need a knife I say yeah you think why you need a knife I say you ain't hurt you see my herd I better wait we're gone de Mesquita boots he take off take off ask them only because he never told me what CC world i catching me say man go on the REC yard CC gonna be on the REC yard I like I wanna go on the record I just left the REC yard it's how I found out Mexican Hat on boots so I'm sitting on the REC yard looking around for somebody who may look like a dude named CeCe so I'm asking I'm looking I'm waiting I said somebody gonna speak to Cece got to do walk what up CeCe say that's who I'm looking for right I see Cece I'm not he not back I say Youngblood I get over there I say hey CeCe Mexican got on boots he say I heard I say I need a knife he said we'll come to myself in a couple of minutes i'ma hook you up I get to the sail I say Cece I need a knight he said what type of knife I don't know I just got here he said what type of knife you look if I say something sharp some of the Pokemon but I don't know so he put up a town and saying hold on let me show you some knives now it's eight knives in front of me it's like I'm a [ __ ] may see something like wait you know what kind of knife you won't I said well you know what kind of knife I'm a far riding up in the ride before you say we're gonna need something where you can stick multiple people and he break off I say that right here only thing say now these a personal not what kind what you want your knife made out of I say this too many choices man I just need a knife to protect myself he said well god damn it listen to me man do you want it made out of wood plastic metal or what I say Cece listen to I don't know cuz I've never been to ride before what's gonna protect me he say new ass mother like it's wrong to be just getting the prison I don't want to be here from the beginning so calling me new don't mean to me as I said so man what would you suggest I suggest something personal like a pen top wicked with that stand with a riot you say now to say that ain't right knives that's just personal walk around I said most I need a knife for the riot cuz Mexican got on boots I said no how much is a personal knife gonna cost me two bags of coffee come back a little later on the day I say cool CC so I wait three or four hours and I knew he was working on my knife because I was down the said I heard on the ground say yeah my knife gonna be sharp in a month cuz I'm hearing I'm like I'm like gee I can't wait I'm practicing in my cell how am i use my knife so then this dude named Mitch say hey you getting you a knife I said yeah see see parking on my knife he say man you need more than that I said what I need I say you need to know Mexican got on boots so they can kick you in this freaking shin why you fighting boots are made out of metal so you got to do this this is Mitch just in myself teaching me how to being a ride look first of all when you get out there stay close to the wall cuz mothers gonna be trying to stab you I'd say that's pretty much what a riot is that's why I'm getting tonight okay so he say you gonna have to do a rock and leans rocket lean missus gonna come out there they gonna have a knives you gonna have to have your shirt off with your knife and when you do this you gonna have to rock to see what foot the mess gonna kick you with I said this this is too much this is too much it's like a choreographed dance doing I go back to CC I said yo CC I gotta go to the rec yard look like it's gonna give live I need my knife he say man I just saw your knife see see you said it was a personal knife for me it comes to bags of coffee why it's nothing personal more you say man it was personal then ado came in with three bags of confidentiy made it business I say so you sold my life saying yeah so your knife I said to write about to jump off a man do what you can do so more the story how I end up I think it cut cuz I ain't had like a knife and I forgot the rock I'm out there rocking with no knife I'm not getting kicked but I'm getting cut I got cut down my side from a Mexican who didn't even have on boots Hey sketchy squad it's big sketch [ __ ] if you like this animation please leave a like and comment let me know which animation you want to see next thanks for watching once again and I'll see you in the next one [Music]

Channel: Sketch And Sound

Views: 1,625,753

Rating: 4.9150858 out of 5

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Id: GucehpdFmYc

Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 01 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Upsurt85]

I was rooting for dude, then he ends up getting stabbed anyway. Prison must be a motherfucker.