DAVE CHAPPELLE ANIMATED - STRIP JOINT, CRACK HEAD, GRAPE DRINK, INDIANS & JA RULE!

I finally found when I grabbed it moans hey man what's all this chocolate on your face he looking few chocolate this is doodoo baby ah oh man [Applause] [Music] get on I mean stop worshipping celebrities so much there's no less don't pay attention I remember right around September 11th the ja Rule was on MTV that's we got ja Rule on the phone let's see what Joss thoughts are on this tragic ridiculous I don't want to dance I'm scared to death I want some answers the ja Rule might not have right now think when banter happens me I've been the crib like oh my god this is terrible cuz somebody please find our rule get holders mother cuz I can make sense of all this where is job HR rule I don't even know why people listen to me I'd say anything I've done commercials for Coke and Pepsi I don't give up what comes out of my mouth I just say what it takes whatever it takes that's what I'm saying it if you want to know the truth can't even taste the difference surprise I know is Pepsi paid the most recently so takes but it's pretty much how the game goes sad is changing rapidly can't smoke indoors was that all about I got kicked out of titty bar smoking no this was ridiculous it's a stripper did it the stripper came up like you're smoking is a health risk for me I don't want to work in this kind of environment [ __ ] of your gonorrhea festival of face you started it they threw me out the dirtiest place I've never been thrown out of and just to give you an idea what I mean by dirty lap dances at this place $3 disgusting and at the same time who could pass up a sale sign of his $3 of course I did it it's only 12 quarters said I'll break a 5 for that I've never seen somebody work this home for $3 this lady Muslim been the throwback to the Great Depression she was all over me the first time I ever told a stripper to get off me all right yeah thank you very much miss thank you that's enough thing hey hey girl for me whatever happened to lipstick on the collar lady gonna love my shirt I'm gonna explain this when I get home two hours later huh oh no baby me and Bob were playing basketball and Bob dunked on me was hanging on the rim and his pants fell down I was checking her clothes I think he's swinging and his butt cheeks my tongue Oh his butt cheeks I think Cole my shirt I don't know why I was playing balling my dress shirt I just was it was midnight I don't know that's what you know a guy is lying if you say lady hold on this let me think we may have said it Dean hold on it doesn't me think for a minute guys can you think I seen one crackhead trying to break into somebody's car man then it struck a chord with me I tried to stop I said hey and he looked back at some Ian said oh keep an eye out that was me that said that I'm trying to help you I want this to stop crackheads liked it I had a crackhead brick my car window one time broke it you know he stole the candy bar I had Landel and say that's all he took the goddamn candy bar I was so mad I drove around the neighborhood five hours looking for crank me up with chocolate on his face I did think I finally found when I grabbed it Moses hey man what's all this chocolate on your face he looking food chocolate this is doodoo baby ah oh man place is insane people always see the service they see the division in our foods is because I eat chicken and watermelon they think that that's something wrong with me it'll tell you something you don't like chicken or watermelon something's wrong with you mum there's something wrong with you where are all these people that don't like chicken and watermelon I'm sick of hearing about how bad it is great the only reason these things that even an issue is because nobody knows with white people you've been very good at keeping that secret amongst the salaries I study white people follow you around grocery stores they freak out let's try to peek in the car they always seem get away from my car what are you looking at chicken and chips are over there must be lost these are vegetables I know what you drink see how quiet I got grape juice surprise mother because he didn't know I knew about grape juice did you oh don't play dumb with me but there was a lot of black people don't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice because they have grape drink it's not the same formula don't you give ain't no vitamins in it you might have plenty of black friends over todd todd would you care for a glass of grape juice what the is juice I want some great drink baby oh it's purple I don't think I know what a grape drink is what I have some apple juice if you want what is juice I was an apple drink scream remember that commercial was sunny delight when all the kids run in from outside plan they all run to the fridge alright I've got some purple stuff for some sunny day soon as it's a sunny day all the kids go yeah watch the black kid in the back if you ever see that commercial again look at that black cube you later Stan's drink that is drink they want and will drink when old embattlement drink check out water purple that's the ingredients sugar water and of course purple no I feel real bad fools is Indians because everybody thinks they're dead they're not all dead all right I've seen with my own eyes I've seen a gathering of 1500 Native Americans they've all gathered in one place the place is called Walmart in New Mexico whose Indians ever I've never seen Indians before I wasn't even sure if they want any of that but I asked one of them it's not nice but I've seen him in the sports section looking at bows and arrows I had to say something stuffs is no I don't mean to be rude are you Indian and it was cool yes yes I'm Indian still didn't believe I had to test them to be sure but I had a gum wrapper in my pocket so I balled that stuff and I threw it on the floor and a single tear came out his ass at Ocean I have so many questions what's your having you from I am a Navajo as it word I studied you in social studies you're a hunter-gatherer correct is that I guess so that's what you wish to call it I said Wow what are you calling he said I am an alcoholic I say well what's your name doll he said please dog is my cousin that's a good guess my name is running coyote what is your name friend and that's called me Oh God I'm not even saying my name was Dave two months when they rent a coyote I just don't feel good enough he's putting me on the spot I said huh my name but Oh my name is Black Sea then I change the subject forget about me what's going on with you I want to meet you chief I don't leave you and your cheap me and friends get together tonight we could have a real live a piece of pipe smoking ritual we need to celebrate don't you a damn and he set it up it was beautiful it was just like I dreamed was all sitting around and Indians beating the drum other Indians came out the back with a long blanket that was folded in half and put it in front of us OPA next up and on the blanket was a long wooden pipe with feathers and bags of weed we're all over the blame chief walked over the big ones are fifty the little ones are twenty-five [Applause] Hey sketchy squad it's big sketch here if you like this animation please leave a like and comment let me know which animation you want to see next thanks for watching once again and I'll see you in the next one [Music]

Channel: Sketch And Sound

Views: 633,135

Rating: 4.9164062 out of 5

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Id: IriM2ndRy2k

Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 26 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/willoz]

Is all advertising so in the words of Marge Simpson, "just don't look."

[u/knowledgeispower501-]

They need us, we dont need them.