BERNIE MAC SHOW 😂 - MILK AND COOKIES ANIMATED!

then I tell your pocket boy he couldn't handle got there but I'm telling yo score there he can't handle got there look good get your pockets of every different around here oh she won't look at me like I'm sure [Applause] [Music] if I talking about kids everybody Champa how big he is here you know it's bad but see you can't sake he is man I said hey be my bad sassy talkers here jeggings talk to the hand Oh see the kid is up see whistle [ __ ] hands fancy so either put dad's pants today so we I need to go back an old school cuz they know Grandmama's no more he's ever been st. no grandmom Big Momma see Big Mama gone see your grandmama now what's your 24 great grandmama 36 huh my nine babies me see the back of the day Big Mama big Mama's that old motherfu that old flower dress home and those swollen dance angles she had a wig on me cut to the side she slit her feet when she walked and she hung that's fine miss Big Mama you know you got your ass we'll see you can eat off with big moment on the fumble in the red your big mom was talking somebody you hate this [ __ ] what they called backup big mom was talking to somebody she said girl you know I went to the store I got two Tomatoes some Kailasam ladies no you didn't Big Momma get and like I said you are when I got the mother she's enough to pause in your mother you know you hurt when you crying you poles you ever had a pole I'm gonna hit you in your throat make your teeth click you bite the back of your tongue you can't cry [Music] [Applause] [Music] when you cry like that man go soul my big mommy just come school she would never would tell you when she's gonna come just pop the funk up and all of a sudden somebody walks in the door and everybody whistling my mother you can always tell whom I'm in the world could it be play like they doing some work oh [Applause] [Music] that's your mother foot nine without not to use just slap this statue in the street but I just get one for the street now people get all of your business don't do that don't say that they got a leash for the airport I see one with the leash on the kid come here come here you points your fire I wish I would put a chain on my goddamn good stay there don't move don't move [Applause] you shouldn't do that shut up [Applause] no climate a stove you gotta pray [ __ ] see my thumb chaser me and my wife in the half water around naked eating and everything get broke I don't know who did it you know now I've got three new people in my damn huh I've got my silly family i'ma talk to you we're family I got my sister living with me now I better go clean up around here you know see my sister girls ain't shame it's here some of your family members [ __ ] up to around here Shantay my brother call me no Caroline my brother said he said Matt you gotta come home and your [ __ ] won't separate the kids I said no you know I can't head and I can't hear that I said I'm gonna be there now man y'all know Caroline I know but I don't know you don't tell me but I know the kid but nobody mother you know two four and six who come help me babysit these mother I get there I'm in court the judge handed Mack family I stood up I said yes your honor I'm part of my family he said we're gonna separate the key that's it your honor you mean separate like divided is it very good mr. Mack very good I said you know what I said you know I can't allow that I said my brother and I we're gonna split custody he turned his back on me like Sh yeah pop some abyss see you know Cain killed Abel you know me I said you wanna I'm gonna take the kid for six months and my brother gonna take here for six months this Punk some I'm a [ __ ] get up and walk tough yeah I ain't seen him since if I ever see I'm gonna put him up on site boss is here to the white meat after all though now for real it is not gonna be a misunderstanding will be some furniture moving around this mother I figured I take the kid not that be three someone my [ __ ] give my fridge that's what I want to say you know y'all got a break from it that two-year-old she the mother she the ringleader this have a been here before cheers Shepard for the devil she went for the devil didn't say she with my system was really getting higher huh but she don't talk to your face all she do is look at your hair like is it I told my ass though that they have to let me tell you something for Bob break out you better have a whistle or Hornets up there's you gonna be a burner mother I [Applause] [Music] [Applause] like it here [Applause] [Music] crying all the goddamn time quick ride is a push-up and something I came in the house other day man and 1:30 in the morning the two-year-old fitness downstairs for some milk and cookies I'm going upstairs he coming down he gonna walk past me like I'm a business I said where you going he said to get some milk and cookies he said so funny I wanna hear it again I think it's a lot he says have a hug I told my say man is too goddamn late for some damn cookie the milkman take your punk ass upstairs and get some rest that's hot talk to him I got top heavy badass kitty kitty kid they don't kill me I'm gonna kill them I'm gonna see y'all read jetting every write nighttime he talked the same how burning [ __ ] up though damn kids I can't get no rest they walk around a house 3/4 hot anymore let they fingerling my nose hit if I'm breathing all the cast and the two year or her to your thing where the cook is [Music] [Applause] [Music] he gonna tell her him downstairs who is him like I ain't got no name of some him down stand the two years favor I forget myself she gonna walk all the bowling-green that man I'm standing in the corner i watching it a little stepladder she gonna bar over the refrigerator I said what the [ __ ] you know she looked at him get some nothing cup I said then I tell your pocket boy he could handle got that but are you listening that's hitter Eddie good head up now I'm telling yo shorty can't handle goddamn good get your pocket of every get around here oh she won't look at me like I'm sure [Applause] no no can I everybody in this room know what that look me that looked me you want to do something to me stop backed up not all about the move [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey sketchy squad is big sketch here if you like this animation please leave a like and comment let me know which animation you want to see next thanks for watching once again and I'll see you in the next one [Applause]

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Id: awEudKKnaM8

Length: 10min 11sec (611 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 26 2020