Clarkson Making Fun of Americans Compilation #1

if this were america it'd be full of people doing whatever it is they do incest mostly god florida is awful nasty insects old people fat people a lot of people who all offer you cheese you want cheese with that black cheese and then shoot you it also says it has a completely flat belly the only thing in america that has yes good news for rural inbreds this week hummer the people who make those enormous pseudo-military off-roaders you know this sort of thing they have come out with a new range of aftershave and smelly stuff there it is hammer it's the first name that's brilliant look at that there you go nice well you open the top listen to the sound guaranteed not to repel your sister yes well you say it was a holiday but actually it was a fly drive holiday so it wasn't a holiday at all because of course you get to the car hire desk and there's the gormless man with the spiky hair and he types war and peace into his computer for 16 hours and then he doesn't know where england is and he steals your driving license and then he directs you to a car park where your car isn't is it you see the problem is is that the americans aren't good on colors and so they get you basically you pay a fortune for the damn thing and they say you can have it in red white black yellow or blue what do we think steady it's only just just quickly okay news from america land of the free and they've announced in florida that it's now legal that's legal for bikers to ride their motorcycles without a crash helmet as long as they can prove they got ten thousand dollars worth of health insurance well that's just stupid apart from anything else what's the point of insuring americans head there's nothing in it yes miami home to all the most successful drug dealers this year's mr big mac and silicon valley all very glamorous i was in america a couple of years ago filming at this place in texas which is the biggest car dealership in the world the frontage is a mile long and i said to the guy who owned it what do you sell here and he went we sell a lot and he mispronounced every single auger hundy mitsubushi toyota nissan jaguar bmw every single one of them was wrong and you call it i prefer i agree with you the americans are very bad at some things they can't say aluminium and they can't win a war without our help but the moroso motorsports park is unusual in america because it has left-handed turns and some which go right as well perhaps that's why it was deserted too complicated for the colonials or maybe everyone had been murdered some say that he's a cia experiment that went wrong and that he only eats cheese all we know is he's not the stick but he is the stig's american cousin [Music] the corvette enthusiast in america is quite heavy yes they're they're bigger gentlemen well one of them visited the museum this week and this happened mania and we said a couple of years ago that this is the best road in the world however many americans say and they do tend to know everything that's good case down here an m16 and a vote republican flyer american you're american oh you can't be you know when they're fat enough peter hemi v8 and it'll be rubbish how do you possibly know you haven't driven it they've built it yet because it's american all american cars are obvious i was over there the other day and i drove that chrysler 300c srt8 really pitched that thing yes appalling in every way remind me who were the last four teams in the world cup all european women's finalists at wimbledon both european men's finalists both european everything anyone ever does in any walk of life is done better by europeans and it's the same with cars granted apart from with american muscle cars which only the americans why would you want an american muscle right if you're thinking of coming to america this is what it's like you've got your comfort in you've got your best western you've got your red lobster where you eat everybody's very fat everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude it's not the holiday program it's the truth i've been filming in america am i right yes and i went to america a lot and i had loads of things to tell you about america and then i got there and everybody backstage is american well that's a lovely place well no no you see i'm going to see whether you have so when you meet americans because you're not a fan of america are you or american culture no i don't well i don't know actually because as you well know and i'm sure anyone who's been to america knows it's when you get to that mr big mac who's running the immigration desk and you know you can't be funny you can't be cheeky you have to because you know that he's going to send you to the back of the queue well this changes yeah so we've got in america this is very literal in america well they don't have anyone speaking other languages there which is why american cars always have the words for what it is written on it on the switches it says cigarette lighter horn lights whereas everywhere else in the world where there are other languages it's symbols yeah that's just how stupid they are they are very literal like that it's like um they call glasses are spectacles eyeglasses they have to specify where they go on your face no but every other word is wrong i mean vest no no pants no and then it gets to cars sedan hood fender freeway interstate sidewalk trunk trunk trunk is on the front of an elephant not the back of a saloon car but they have no idea gas gas they call a liquid gas [Applause] there are other examples of this american-ness too for instance in most cars all the buttons have symbols on them so you know what everything does but in this everything's written in english because of course the whole world speaks english doesn't it to someone at cadillac came across what in america is a very rare book called an atlas in it they found many strange and exotic places that weren't america and one of these places was a continent called europe and in europe they found a country called germany and in germany they found something called the nurburgring and nor is it the fact that if you buy an american car you're going to have to commit acts of love with your cousin and the whole space frame is made from aluminum whatever that is system is showing the fast food icons first thing it goes to the default setting fast food how american is that he can't find london can't find france but it'll find him a burger iraqi restaurant well that shut her up south for south it is it's christian short hair they don't like communists they really do have an iron in the efficiency i honestly believe that in certain parts of america now people have started to mate with vegetables what they'll do is they'll strip out all the interior carpets radio that saves 40 pounds or which in america is lunch isn't it who said hunger right you're thinking no they're consistently ugly across their range of one car and they're designed by americans who have the aesthetic ability of giraffes which means nought to 60 will be under four seconds and the best thing is it makes you 27 more attractive to your sister why would the south koreans nuke hammersmith i use american guidance systems again it's basically underneath it's a mercedes slk it was designed by a british person and it's been built in germany so that's a car for america to be proud of can you really save car if you crash it apparently not uh here is one that's been crashed and that doesn't look let's run into an american's buttock burger um he's dropped his styrofoam coal hell and oh hell i've gone and run into my wife one of her cheeks has done that it's can you play rugby in it yeah no rugby it's if you're watching in america rugby is a bit like american football only it's played by men so really we do have two top gear top tips for you tonight one yes you can buy rather than rent and two don't go to america

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Id: JsMVncOU1K4

Length: 9min 39sec (579 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 29 2020