Masterchef Is Wild

oh it's quicksand when this is like a buffet gone bad mother he's gonna throw it in her face toothpicks and all mini smashes it over her head Looney Tunes style like a [ __ ] cartoon that looks good what's wrong with this one but he's rat poison as a special ingredient and urine are you too much Aaron you should honestly be in jail adding flour to mashed potatoes have you lost your [ __ ] mind you psychopath Gordon Ramsay lock him up slap her in the face with it back and forth god this guy really wanted to be an actor but ended up being a chef so now he does both max it better not be wrong if it's raw he's gonna [ __ ] you in the ass raw find it rapes really vacuum-sealed how's it that small between aside from the weird texture I would be worried actually with what you made here it sounds like a threat what did you have to worry about the safety of his family now you're gonna send the MasterChef hitman after him for those bad crepes oh my god Christian's standing up in pump clapping out his dick but we're telling you the way we see it and we thought the dish sucked oh well you want to arm-wrestle about it buddy yes constructive criticism such as we think it sucks how constructive wait why is he back your dish was so bad we decided to keep you around after you stood your ground there is this just a guy that looks like you're not gonna do that you're gonna go over there with five security guards and still be afraid of Christian dudes like five inches taller than you and significantly wider you grew up wrong then this should be mind blowing you don't look like you've achieved much ah yes I can see from your dish that you amount to nothing and you suck dick behind the dumpster to Blockbuster yes yes oh yes very raw dish disgusting please leave why is Christian still here is he too much of a man to get thrown out like no one here is tough enough to make him leave the bald tough guy comin in [ __ ] head explodes disappointing you were on a great trajectory I mean let's show a little mercy that was her mother's home recipe passed down from generation to generation you didn't have to insult their whole lineage throw it away and then tell her she amounted to nothing you could he just said well it's not a dish I would have grown up with I can't be the only one that thinks that's kind of cool it's like a little Christmas ornament but edible go in we're good [ __ ] originality just buy me McDonald's and I'll say yes good work but the judge has never seen crab but he's like three aliens trying to pretend like they know human food right now I mean that looks pretty normal from what I've seen it's called eating which you clearly know a lot about yes you eat it you're not wrong you are on the right track there what is this fake confusion or something what yeah it doesn't look very good that's like a little septic tank what is a pizza stone is that like one of the gifts that they gave to Jesus Christ when he was born you've never heard of the pizza stone you know let down this guy's such a douchebag down to hey punk [ __ ] this is what you bring heard your mom died what is this her ashes in this bowl get out of here get the [ __ ] out of here trashcan nice yeah that was probably the bulb Man caming over there [ __ ] flipping pans over there in a fit of rage to look cool some of these some of the dishes have looked pretty good but the bald man [ __ ] pees his diapers immediately the name of the show is MasterChef what do chefs do cook cook right so it's not master orator or master tell me about what my intention is about cooking what mr. chef you asked him what he made emulsified this dude sucks man this game has been bullied his whole life and now he's got an ounce of power so he's using that to the best of his ability oh he's been waiting ten seasons for that well the bald guy he's not a chef so I'll give you that one that bald man doesn't even know what [ __ ] food is he had to ask how to eat it once now that looks horrible that looks atrocious I could make that cold spinach bang G's bang tomato game who takes a [ __ ] that looks like that what the [ __ ] are you talking about Ramsey you're [ __ ] pure mucus stuff his signature move oh that's what the fans love to see from Saitama one punch man

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 3,075,831

Rating: 4.9462056 out of 5

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Id: FqWAPo3LPkM

Length: 6min 26sec (386 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 18 2019