Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time

so what do you do you guys just send me a check or or how does it work how do i how do I get that payment from you no but I ordered a sit-down one like a like that we're talking about a lawnmower right I I'm confused you said I was getting a stand-up you said something about stuff standing up but I ordered a sit-down so it's a ride on lawn mowers it's one of those that you sit on I'm not I don't want to stand on it it's it's one of those where you sit on the on the lawn mower and you can mow your lawn back and forth while you're sitting on it and you drive it forward is that am I not understanding seems a little weird that I mean because I ordered it I ordered it like nine days ago I I mean I was told that was like four to seven days shipping so I mean I want to resolve it and I'm not sure what its gonna take to do that or what you need from me I thought it was paid for over it it's supposed to come in a pretty large box and I never got a box I'm sitting here at the apartment I thought I called my girlfriend and she said no maybe you should go wash your hands it's not here so I'm not what I don't know what you need from me but I can't I don't want to freak out my dog if the if they show up to my house well well I'm not here the dog will be scared and he might eat up the box and then my lawnmower won't function yes yes well you ask me you have you ask well it's the model it's them it's the model number right I mean I ordered the burgundy one I told the other guy yes almost there I'm walking up to the door one second a Target gift card okay okay I got the cards yeah I'm too cute you have my picture oh thank you oh I thought you said I was cute what I'm not cute at all I am a fast Dee Porter now forgive me I'm a little bit massively dyslexic so I just this I have to go slow okay let me find a coin or something really quick hang on one sec I got to scratch it off okay it's nine eight hold on sorry oh my gosh that's allergic to something in this target it must be all the [ __ ] no it wasn't for it was it was five seven seven six six not for one five seven six six four seven eight two three four seven eight nine four seven no and then it's 95 seven no and then there's a knife up seven that's what's on the bottom of the of the basket it's it's on the barcode I mean I had I had to buy a lot of them cuz you said you wanted a Target gift bag right and they come with these gift bags at the front but to get $3,400 worth I had to buy like you know 2,000 of them so is that going to work well you you you said you wanted a Target gift bag Target gift car well they don't gift cars the gift bags they're like their baskets and they have shampoo and candle it's really pretty I could send you a picture if you want you know what else I could do I could hit I could hang up this call because you are an inbred [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] stop scamming people stupid dumb son of a I'm glad I wasted 34 minutes of your time so you can't scam other people you horrible mother or how dare you you should be [ __ ] ashamed how dare you stand people go get a real job wow that's awful strong words for someone working for the IRS Target Gift Cards are you kidding me you can't think of something more convincing than for me to pay off my IRS debt with a Target gift card you're so [ __ ] stupid I have a dog did you just tell me to have relations with my dog that's ding awesome Oh pakistan's where you're calling from this is what's wrong with the world this is what's wrong this is what's wrong with the world I'm glad that was 39 less minutes you can use to scam somebody you are stealing money from innocent people who are gullible and that is despicable that is despicable that you would go and steal from old people from innocent people from gullible people you're a piece of for it and I really hope you find what it is that makes you happy I hope you find what it is I hope you get Redemption because when you meet God at the pearly gates of heaven you're gonna have to answer to this and I wish I could watch it

Channel: Storyful Rights Management

Views: 11,384,833

Rating: 4.9194345 out of 5

Keywords: viral, cute, prank, prank call, scam, scammer, scam phone calls, scam phone numbers, scam phone call prank, scam phone calls funny, irs scam phone call, computer scam phone call, computer phone scam, funny phone scam, prank calls, prank calls gone wrong, prank calls funny, prank call gone wrong, Prank call gone horribly wrong

Id: CuVFcizDwqw

Length: 6min 50sec (410 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 26 2016

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