Using Movie Quotes to Waste an IRS Scammer's Time

I'm calling back a Boyce male or something I just got on my phone this morning about a debt be ing H am hey I'll shoot when was the last time to the father of Texas I filed it last year but I filed it late I haven't filed my my 2017 taxes yet but I did him last year but I I told my CPA like I wanted to do it late cuz I honestly don't really agree with the whole tax thing I told on me like they may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom and so but he's like no you have to do it or you won't have free time on an extension I'm on an extension for for for 2017 he told me that my CPA said that was an option and I said you complete me let's do it legal allegations and who doesn't follow the Internal Revenue Service oh no I had I had no idea there was a lawsuit but I mean I drink your milkshake so tell me in but before I do that please do not interrupt me in between because this call is federal recall monitored by the IRS and by the hum that is guilty and so I promise I definitely won't I definitely won't interrupt I'm actually a little bit scared about the situation but you make me want to be a better man so I'll be quiet uh listen you tell me what's going on and we can fix this today okay will appreciate this opinion we the government has conducted an audit on your Texas file for the year 2013 to 2017 in audit anyway I thought oh yes we had fun all that here was a miscalculation you're on the taxes which you have for those five years this calculation error does not match the text record that we have here the local authorities would an arrest warrant will come into place an arrest yummers license for your driver's license will be kept salting everything under your name your properties and your technique on will be frozen and also you could face a federal prison banned for up to five years the total about a sterling on your name is six thousand four hundred eighty and eighty two dollars so now on this very court line may ask you that that you did this intentionally or was it by a mistake well it was definitely a mistake I mean I I guess I've been a little distracted the last year or so I mean because as of January I mean I'm just one stomach flew away from my goal weight so I was trying to focus on fitness and and and I spent a little bit more money on personal training you know II to the point where I had a home gym put in my house like my brother would be here and we'd walk in I'd be like Chewie we're home and he's like what are you doing it doesn't make any sense so I I it was definitely an accident I don't know how this happened but that's a lot of money do I have to pay all that today yeah if a payment plan could be arranged I'd be great because otherwise I'm not gonna be able to eat this month the only thing I'll be able to afford it's it's it's called like a they call it a Royale with cheese but it's just this really cheap kind of sandwich that you can get like ten for a dollar and it III don't want to do that it's not fair to me it's not fair to my llamas so it maybe if we could if we could do them yeah I'm sorry no go ahead they're here and here I can see from the files about your program for the first time with the IRS right yeah this has never happened before yeah it's a it's a business peel box it's right it's right next to I don't know if you're local but it's right next to there's like there's like a car detailing place it's called wax on wax off it's right next door that all right yeah I will be transferring this call to one of my news from the agency pop could give you for the boy information about this babble do it doesn't have to be transferred cuz I mean I could talk to the other guy and I mean I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse but I would rather talk to you directly I can't cuz you seem like a nice guy and I'm a little I'm a little freaked out cuz you know I had a problem with an IRS agent another time and they got so mad at me I called in they didn't even say hello they just said agro yourself right and I was like well that's not very nice so I would rather deal with nice people you seem like a good guy and you you know like you seem like you got a good sense of humor and I I appreciate a sense of humor even my brother said that's the whole reason why he even you know he said I'm funny I'm like I mean I mean I'm funny like I'm a clown I amuse you and he's like well yeah kinda so I'm like alright that's when we became good friends so so my point was I just don't know what do I if I have to deal with someone else or if I can just deal with you with you directly well cuz you just seem nice and I just don't like I'm just this whole situation kind of kind of freaks me out I mean I already texted my brother I said houston we have a problem but he hasn't replied yet I think he's with a girl I'm not sure okay that that's fine I'll just keep swimming you can transfer me and you know we'll we'll get this resolved because I gotta get that arrest warrant taken off ok thank you hasta la vista baby your call has been transferred to the resolution Department so I guess your call has been transferred for this a cancellation of his arrest warrant to resolve the situation as you have Susan to resolve this matter out of the courthouse yeah I mean um why so serious I mean I bet the other guy was just giving me all the information but you know he he was kind of working to calm me down some a little freaked out about the situation but yeah I really need this arrest warrant I've never had out an arrest warrant on my name before is this is that what does that mean is I mean they're gonna come come and get me now or is it kind of like you know I just have to freak out about if the rest of my life like to infinity and beyond we resolve this situation we don't involving any of your state department so okay yeah Walter the dude abides you hire somebody else to file your taxes or you found your taxes with the help of the private companies like the turbo taxes paid you're not belong I definitely hired somebody and I I don't take it lightly I mean I am serious and don't call me Shirley I hired this guy to do it and he said that he knew about taxes but you know honestly for some reason I couldn't I couldn't see him I mean it is like I see dead people you know it's kind of like I walk in and he just kind of wasn't really there with it you know he was just kind of spaced out maybe he was on xanax I don't know honestly but I hired him and he told me that it was complete and you know and then after he finished the taxes he said you know how to whistle don't you Steve you just put your lips together and blow I guess he said he was an accountant but he had a big hat whether he had one of those he had one of those big hats and he says mama says stupid is as stupid does so I figured I was in the right hands I believe so I mean I asked him I want the truth are you certified he said you can't handle the truth so I just took his word for it but the thing is I'm just the guy behind the scenes like he's the one doing the job I mean pay no attention to that man behind the curtain that man behind the curtain is me the tax filer but he's the CPA supposedly he's the one that's supposed to take care of it so I can focus my time on making sure that my image is kept up because I wake up every morning I say magic mirror on the wall who is the fairest one of all and that's how I get through my steps of humanity and getting my things done so I took his word for it really you should be calling him I'm not so worried about the arrest and specifically I mean I do want to get the warrant off of my name but they won't actually be able to arrest me I actually live like my residence is a hot air balloon so if you tell the law-enforcement roads where we're going we don't need roads you actually need a big drone and then some handcuffs and then someone to pilot that safely so it doesn't kill a big flock of pigs so I'm not really sure what exactly needs to happen to get that taken off my at least get it off the record but I would like to resolve this matter and get this figured out because I'm having an old friend for dinner and I don't have time for this I'm sorry sorry can you gotta speak up and hang up what's up hi how's it going what no no I don't smoke I but cuz here's the thing it's actually gonna kill you it might kill you faster than scamming people well so maybe more often you need someone in your life to say yippee-ki-yay [ __ ] stop scamming people you son of a [ __ ] my precious my precious listen my suggestion to you would be to embrace life stop some people over get a better job and actually be happy because I know for a fact that you're not you making a lot of money you making a lot of money stealing from people I grew up really poor you know like without like raised by a single mom I came to this beautiful country with $35 in my pocket no speak English no working permit no friends and I really think that you can change your life no matter where you live no matter where you came from what your skin colour do you speak English or you don't for that life whatever I do I always mess up mess up everything I do I've been low so for application you guys and I don't know I actually what to say so there was full of evil karma will hit me back well world again taking me to the airport right baggage thankfully it's not 4 a.m. this time I have an 11 hour flight to Dublin Ireland Geeta's is coming Jamison is coming Sam you get are you gonna drink a lot

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Id: 42so6wwJhnA

Length: 12min 5sec (725 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 29 2018