Man Eats 30,000 Big Macs

so this guy's whole channel is 35 million views holy [ __ ] the lighter collector Community is nuts so are these like the best lighters in the world or something it's not as cool as a toilet collection or garbage trucks or anything but you know it's not bad either [Music] they seem well maintained flea markets true yeah flea markets probably have a bunch of these well get that the big [ __ ] yeah now we're getting somewhere a double barrel lighter like the other one what the [ __ ] man let me see it I better be a [ __ ] flamethrower what it what are you doing no [Music] [ __ ] tease does he have like a lighters only fans or something what was the point of that sorry for you that's so cute now buy something from him God damn it he's got great deals buy his cucumber God damn it he's offering it to you at a great price done it sounds so familiar Big Mac lover Don Gorski eats number 29 000 wait this man just all he does is eat Big Macs 30 000 Big Macs I can see the evolution of Don Gorski uh when he was just a nubile young man at 25 000 Big Macs in the tender age of 80. or he's probably like 25 years old but all the Big Macs aged him significantly uh let's just go in order can I start at like a twenty thousand here we go every day he looks like a standard Monk class and an MMO this time like a Big Mac monk uh actually that's the third time I've had my cholesterol checked um in 1997 it was 150. let's go Donald oh look at that [ __ ] record S I also try to Wow Wow for me when I was 19 years old I had eaten my first thousand Big Macs and it's kind of like I thought like man Jesus done we've already had ten thousand you know it means a lot just because I live that long because people didn't think I would this man is a literal Big Mac Bender holy [ __ ] he's discovered the fifth state in the Avatar universe he failed to satisfy his Big Mac attack in total just eight days out of nearly 40 years oh [ __ ] loser he missed eight days and he says when she's gotta put him in a liar you ruined it why it is yeah because it's the best food in the world um agreed yeah I mean who doesn't like dumpster meat and sewage I thought I was going to get drafted for the Vietnam War and also I thought no no Big Macs in the war until like a draft or whatever and then when I didn't get drafted it just kept on going right now well yeah they're probably afraid you'd start resorting to cannibalism if you couldn't get a big mess or something because that's the whole power to him though he's loving the Big Macs I'm happy for him yeah I mean at the day you can anything in the world as much as you want as long as you stay in a calorie deficit really and that should just be further proof I mean I don't know how many times and how many more ways they have to prove that it really is just about how many calories you get for the most part this is my electric catfish I don't think I've seen this I've decided to move him out of this uh 55 gallon aquarium and uh put him into another aquarium boy he looks like he's having fun he's very ill because I've never been shocked by an electric catfish and we're gonna see what happens thanks to the prime Jack you don't have to get shocked you can just catch him he can just take the catfish's word for it all these magic cards no ruining Magic those aren't magic cards they're Yu-Gi-Oh cards what have you done it's a Synchro monster you [ __ ] maniac oh you can see the stars oh my God he ruined him he ruined him oh he's gonna complete the circuit and shock the fish with his own body I'll teach you a lesson [Laughter] uh one more time guys yeah it's addicting right all right feels good I catfished my daughter okay Mariah's age he dresses very kind of trendy very with it yeah he's you know he's a cool kid he's under nature just like Mariah is he also is a photographer and the perfect boyfriend he's still out of everything how many 14 year old girls has he dated we should say it's a Mariah what's up or something that's not what a dude would say he'd be like what do those titties do huh okay with like two question marks um wow and a happy face holy [ __ ] is that water with hearts in the eyes so today what what is the goal we have successfully established to make the producer date your daughter Mariah I think that's about as confirmation as you can get no she's about to learn a hard lesson when Dad jumps out of the Bush and beats her in front of all the kids at the park we are 45 this will teach you to talk to people online uh oh she's fallen for it what are you doing right now go you idiot okay great no don't go for it oh my God but it's right in this country over here oh he was like how could you have done this you blew it no it works out I mean now you're [ __ ] it's kind of like three or four no they're gonna hold you for ransom never seen your parents again get in the car quick before Dad gets there what are you doing what are you doing you realize you just you just walked into it like a death tree okay how could you do something I just wanted to get kidnapped dad I don't know I just don't like you guys and you try and like catfish me all the time because I wanted to get kidnapped because it was a public park it wouldn't matter what do you mean but when I first saw them they were so cute so I'll try to show you guys what they actually look like it's little Shrek ears that is so cute oh watch out she's coming in hot Olivia slow down no kind of and equal parts adorable and horrifying she would slowly climb down it's like the babadook but furry walk over what else we got most clothes pegs clipped on face this is a very sought after world record that's not gonna be easy to beat the previous champ they each have a very different technique here this man's giving himself an extreme jawline though whoa like a lion's mane oh this is a blowout actually it's not even close is this guy even trying did you enter this competition by accident look at this guy dude and no one knows where the clothes pins in and the man begins holy [ __ ] he looks like a Last of Us two villain like the what were they the ones that like Screech and click and [ __ ] were they just called Clickers uh Tio Fila you can't give up you can't give up you came that far only to give up the amazing thing is that if I put my hand into the hole the ball reappears in the hole I could tell you how we did that that was easy to follow if I put it back he picks it up with his hand right here he puts it in his palm right here it's palmed and that's where the ball is baby I know that ball comes out of my room it's too easy let's go let's do it uh I'm assuming this is Dennis [Music] oh unbelievable Dennis [Applause] sinking a stinker on him right there whoa [Applause] come on just get it over with you're not beating dinner just throw that [ __ ] away just throw it on the ground just give up Dennis with the hat trick I don't even know if this is Dennis to be honest yeah and so he throws let's do it baby a lot of different shots he likes it his nine-year-old boy doesn't have a chance against you get him Dennis the slide push he's using a lot of repertoire the most stylish man in all of cornhole get out of here baby boy this is Dennis's World we're just playing cornhole in it

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Views: 3,639,726

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Id: Z4RZ7EpytG4

Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 09 2021