Live from Seattle: Filipino || Jo Koy 2020

anyone's hand in here tonight i swear to god the diversity in this room is amazing i will tell you this right now okay i'm just gonna be honest with you guys i'm gonna put it all out there no one is more indirectly racist than filipino moms my sister's about to marry her fiance he's dark he's dar darker than you my sister got the darkest one there's there's black and then there's nighttime andre is nighttime andre used to kill it in hide and seek when he was a kid didn't even have to hide just close his eyes like that where are you andre right here i win again you should have seen how my mom acted when she met andre for the first time when he walked into the house my mom went like this put my purse in the room put my purse in the room i got so mad at my mom i took her to the kitchen like are you kidding me just because he's black you want me to put your purse in the room are you kidding me right now and then she got mad at me and made me feel like the racist some filipino jedi she just looked at me she was oh just because he's black jose and i told you to put my purse in the room you think your mother is a racist wow joseph wow wow i would do that with any stranger joseph white black latino asian i don't care if i don't know you put my purse in the room that's a louis vuitton i go mom you know what you did stop right now you're making andre feel very uncomfortable and my mom looked at me so i'm not making him feel uncomfortable you are bringing me into the kitchen to talk to me are you kidding me right now i'm doing everything to make andre feel comfortable i'm prying chicken i put basketball on the tv out of everything you could have cooked tonight you decided to fried chicken they love chicken jose right when i said that andre walked into the kitchen oh i'm sorry sorry i'm sorry i know y'all's in the kitchen um quick question um are y'all fun chicken and my mom goes uh yes andre we're we're buying chicken but if you don't like chicken i can i can cook something else if you don't like chicken and andre was like oh no no no i love chicken i eat it every day and then he walked out of the kitchen and then my mom looked at me she went like this i thought you that's a very that's a very racist right that's racist right black guy as a racist you want to hear the most racist part about that story andre doesn't talk like that i gave andre an 80s black rapper voice cause it's funnier if you ever meet andre he talks like this hello my name's andre i made him talk i love chicken who the talks like that i never even met a black guy that talks about chicken like i love chicken i eat it every day i eat that chicken in every kind of way she's getting married my sister's getting married that's good right how long you guys have been together 18 years god damn 18 strong years you got kids two kids how old are the kids 18 and what did you watch the baby come on did you watch your baby come out you better man gotta watch that that's why a lot of you guys out there man like if you don't pay your child support i want you to start thinking about what happened that day and remember that costs a lot of money i give my ex whatever the she wants i saw that baby come out that and a lot of you women need to be more graphic with these guys that ain't paying their child support let them hear stop being nice about it your daughter wants to take ballet classes she needs shoes and some lessons your son wants to play sports he needs cleats and some some gear that be graphic why do i want extra money because those kids ripped my apart ripped rips ripped it ripped it doesn't stay like that it doesn't stand i don't want you to think it's ripped and stays like that that's the cool thing about the vagina it comes back together it's it's like a transformer it's like pussimus prime it's like baby boss i saw that baby come on that the vagina is beautiful just not that dead that day it's it's evil twin it's not even vagina it's called vagina i am the kinda underlining of it oh here comes the baby oh you call the baby my son's head was hanging out like this and then she coughed and he went back in oh the just ate the baby i just remember my son's like [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] do [Music] you

Channel: Jo Koy - Stand Up

Views: 141,913

Rating: 4.9022555 out of 5

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Id: LZMIPHA2JB8

Length: 9min 35sec (575 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 28 2021