Live at the Apollo, S9 E1. Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe, Trevor Noah. (45 Minute Versions)

[Music] ladies and gentlemen man please welcome your host for tonight Paris with a pole Greek gods whirlwind Apollo the Apollo yes god of trousers or something wasn't and we've got a fish I was watching a documentary on this called Clash of the Titans and it's a documentary film done with a bit of splashing about you know and they're all in there Roger they've got a fish cakes and Steven the god of baked potatoes and Siobhan the god of dangerous spelling what's-his-face mr. Liam Neeson Liam Neeson he's playing the great card the god zeus the god of all things and gleason is famous now in hollywood all the way from Ballymena in northern ireland so he's there in the middle going right now let's go on down there is happening with the people the great people on earth they're come they're complaining my lord they are not paying lip service to us anymore they've all gotten bonkers right you tell them for me they'd better book their ideas up this is very early impression of Liam Neeson by the way they're gonna buff their ideas up otherwise I will release the Kraken I didn't know what the Kraken is like the live crack at the crack is a huge turtle right so huge turtles been held underwater in a handbag by Oscar Wilde for a million years and halfway through the fillings as gross as much as great bat said release the Kraken and this turtle comes up out of the water pissed off like turtles never are and he's got no logic going on he's just thrashing Herrera and and and all he does is stamp on things it's cracking his brow complete right-wing foreign policy this is the whole film and he said release the Kraken and the Kraken is release but at no point in the film does he ever go retrieve the Kraken don't you still out there still wandering around going III know nothing about financial matters I'm terribly sorry yes I think they're supposed to be sound tax at some point yeah but they came up with a great idea that was a healthy mind and a healthy body healthy mind about mens sana in corpore Sano and I remember reading this as a kid saying fit in mind fitting body we can't do that remember when you're a kid you were fit in body what you were Ron Ron come on Ron why are we running but put me ice cream over there but then our minds there was nothing wasn't it was just like that early tennis game in 1980s computers but now now our minds are fit we can multitask we can sit on a toilet and use the iPad at the same time but our body is like two weasels covered in gravy nailed to the back of a tractor so it's these two things wisdom in life that's what your journey is I don't think there's a guard lettuce Jenna I think it's just up to us to try and be wise try and get wisdom and we used to have pipes we used to smoke pipes that helped us all the way up to the 1950s everyone all the real characters from history Sherlock Holmes and and Gandalf and they all had you stick a pipe in your mouth to a wise what you I see what you mean plays bigger point oh yes I've got one of it I'll look that up in a book why not sure have you googled it when I got a signal well I get the Wi-Fi going then I'll just check it out but it was wise was it no one said stupid things no one said I'm gonna put my dick in this toaster right now and it turned up in films the Magnificent Seven there's a great story about bad mercenary people and who are hired to come down and help poor town spoken in a village somewhere down Mexico Way the people going the banditos the Bandidos they have coming in stolen on a lettuce and a cucumber now radishes and I baked potatoes and mainly summer salad Ison's pandita's I've ever seen what should we do we must talk to the wise man who smokes a pipe and lives outside the village he he knows he knows wise man wise man what should we do and he says and the wise man who removes his pipe he knocks it out of the head of a child and he refills it with a bit of Old Hall burn a bit old Toby in a bit of old Jefferey it takes us matches big as a baby's arm and he lights it and a passing Good Samaritan to find the brain goes the bingo step over the guns they will come Yul Brynner Steve McQueen they will bring things and get the The Man From UNCLE Robert Vaughn bring him too and James Coburn good with a knife not so good with an Australian accent and Charles Bronson he can tunnel under water he's autodidactic yes it was a wise thing wasn't it but nowadays you wouldn't ask a pipe smoker what to do would you you wouldn't you wouldn't say God what's going on in our town all the summer salad items have God says people who smoke pipes are all live in that one house yes bing-bong yeah caveman for Del Monte they took all this thing there's no lettuce man that's you isn't it what you must do is you must find them fire them and remove their kneecaps put their feet on back-to-front sellotape the eyeballs together I don't know I'm gonna crack two people who smoke crack ever go now maybe this is the crack talking and I think we should all nail off foreskins to this rocket what do you say so that was wisdom yeah that explains wisdom quite well and then this fitness fitness all wild animals are fit you've never seen a lion going bloody bison should've eaten those hedgehogs around drugs to de France man and they're all fit this is true you know lions and tigers Tigers cheaters cheaters are not cheaters they're they're honest is they're not taking drugs that know who said and small ones moles moles and most mulches contact a why are we dead underground do moles ever go I think we lost [Applause] fit fit fit and then the Olympics did come to town yes ladies join the Olympics to come and remember when the Olympics came just before it would a lot of us were kind of negative I wasn't I was a positive positive person but somehow guy oh it's very expensive and foreign people will come over and we'll have to talk loudly to them and it was great suddenly it wasn't expect a y factor B factor it was it was people running jumping climbing over trees eating gerbils whatever they were doing it was fast fast fast you know and anyone can do those things anyone could do the sports except for one or two rowing is a bit of a posh sport you have to go to a school you are roars oh there we go but you must say it's a bit of a posh boat you have to go to a school that's got a river going through it so that sit in your bath that's pretty good in the bath waters gonna be on the outside mate that's what you're gonna host riding you've got to have a horse you can't say I found a Great Dane and a skip front legs but it was a Game Boy I used to go for it and and it breaks down into two bits you know there's a jumping over things which is from ancient hunting where in the days of old many evil Kings would hunt and shoot wild boar and orcs and fish with guns and that is dressage based on God those watts fantastic thing they'll get me wrong day one medals for Great Britain and I was there going gone win that thing you won that thing I don't know how you did I don't know what you were doing when you're doing nothing but you've gotta admit you don't know when's that dressage on when's it off when's it on what time it just comes on doesn't it and they're doing stuff these people highly trained highly trained riders highly trained horses trained to do stuff that is not wanted in life it's just brilliance but it's just useless you know unless you want to park your horse in a cupboard it's not much coming up to the governor but the door open is Trillium the things gonna back into the cabin has ever done that to stopping its fate therefore one to do is close the doors in the Cabot no one's and it's also odd because you know there's a sort of weird emotional thing in it you know if you were standing somewhere and a stranger walked up to you and they walked directly up to you and they looked you in the eye and they just and you think okay the well they're coming towards me but they're going to say something but if someone walked up to you slightly more dressier style who are you and and there's it's like they're training the horses to be burglars it's just such a coup and there's nothing to burgle is that there's no and we don't know when it's finished when they finish it are they finish because there's no even the commentators and they're grabbing and he's walking sideways in his jazz flare that's the kind he's going I was and that's it and he's got the gold oh that location with the one who didn't get but if they built a structure at one end we'd go for that I think we'd go for the dressage alla burgle oh we would quite like here come his lucky Jim written by Lady Jane trains now coming up to the structure just casing the joint trying to find a way in to the building got four minutes once to get in yes fan to win the final winner the window is broken the tile [Applause] into the bedroom is going for a reverse entry into the companies into the cabins that comes in the cupboard he's always hit Narnia there he is coming back he's going into the lounge where can the safes be with the jewels trying to find the safe behind the picture that he's caught the safe he's opening the safe net with who's available earrings on closing the door we would watch that so let us gentlemen of the parlor here live at the Polo because we are live at the Polo ladies gentleman please welcome onto the stage one and only Josh Widdecombe [Music] hello we're right [Applause] it's a pleasure to be here you seem like a a a nice bunch you do you do I find life difficult I do it's the little things that difficulties well I had a situation a few weeks ago don't even had this where I got asked a surprise question by a cash point if I was going on a date so I thought I gonna get some money that was all going fine and then just before giving me my money first on the screen it came up with a picture of coco the monkey from the Coco Pops here and that and then below that it said are you considering buying Coco Pops today and gave me the options of yes or no and obviously my first reaction was what the hell is going on so my understanding of cash points is they're going to do what you'd normally go into the bank to Durden who's going into the bank queueing up getting to the front of going hi I need some financial advice I've got to pound 69 and I want to turn my milk chocolatey also yes or no or difference is that gonna make for a click yes is it gonna go well I hope you've got a bowl ready because here they come I've been eating them in years I haven't I didn't really get to eat them when I was a child when I was a child and my parents aren't the healthy cereals like the only son would get to read them was one occasionally as a treat my parents would get me the Kellogg's variety Pak excitement down here for that yeah and to write to write to be excited cuz it was exciting the variety if you don't remember it what it was right it was awesome what it was you got a third of a bowl of eight different cereals and the variety was the four of them were nice and the other four would ruin the rest of your week that was that was that was always the same for the end always the same for Special K don't know why that's in a variety pack of meeting a variety pack I'm not menopausal woman two boxes of cornflakes cuz that was always the one that doubled up wasn't one kid at my school claim to got Double R icicles bullshit's mates same kid that once claimed your yogurt in both sides of our fruit corner no one has ever lived that dream the only time we see the variety pack now is when you're in a hotel in the breakfast buffet I love the little boxes of cornflakes out because it's always the cornflakes they're eating the good ones for themselves obviously and I will eat the corn flakes in that situation cuz in a hotel breakfast buffet I will eat absolutely everything cereal or toast for breakfast a hotel breakfast buffet I'm having cereal and toast as my starter in combinations you would never consider a home just coming back home what I got 8 hush Browns talk to some Dutch cheese I fear there are six croissants I've never heard of Oh tell metell the smallest orange juices you have ever seen I find these things too stressful I try not to leave the house I do I don't like people coming to my house that I moved house or his new yard had to hire a man in a van I don't know if and you have done this it's an excellent deal what happens is you phone up when you ask for a man in a van and then they send you a massive bail and in a van that's no news about him before he got here I found him up he was late I said where are you said I'm just drive going down the high street just but driving past that bookshop water spoons I thought you have confused two very different levels of shop there Kentucky Fried Specsavers after you wanna meet up wh Greg's I will see you there then he got out he said first thing you said he said I am knackered it's not gonna improve any time so does it so why you naturally said oh wow I've got a new girlfriend right and we're up all night cuz we make it a home porno that is not an opening gambit where I come from all you've done there has made me feel very awkward indeed no no we have nothing in common right I would never make a home porno I don't know why people do it I don't like hearing a voice played back to me well hello what is panting and apologizing it was like alpha-male the kind of person that gets your name wrong but says it was such confidence you start to question yourself why I was scared of him right I wanted to laugh we sentimental things I couldn't the one point us at all do you always work alone he said oh no I've got a mate who works with me he broke his foot recently when he dropped an anvil on it one of them in real life why expect him to go yeah jitter to drive here today but sadly he drove into a rock that someone had raw nuts are not on the worst so as I got in his van Riker had to move the stuff just me and him driving alone he was basically on heat we were driving along right this wasn't he decided it's gonna worn down his window and start shouting his chat up line at girls right now it's a good one you might want to try it yourself right I was a good one it was some I loved you ought to get in my van no takers it was awkward cuz I like they were offended I was his mate ought to leave a cross and go just so you know I don't know this guy but thought a that'll create an awkwardness between us and B it will look like I was someone who responded to his invitation five minutes ago I've always found myself in these bad situations like growing up like when I was 10 my school was raising money for the local church roof racks it's always the church roof I don't know what is wrong with them spending the money elsewhere it's like going and they go other roofs ruins but we've just installed a hot tub so praise the Lord in there we all have to do different things I mean my best friend Thomas right so do all you're going to do it's going to walk the three miles to our nearest market town we're in Wellington boots full of custard that would've been a good idea but for one small issue right which was when preparing the custard for the wellington boots my mum didn't think that we might want it served at a lower temperature you a server or an apple crumble I can tell you know there are a few things in your life more terrifying than seeing a Wellington boot steaming at the entrance to stars in their eyes before there that's boiling hot my mum said it's another challenge no that is not the challenge when did third-degree burns become the challenge if you're in a Wellington boot of boiling hot custard a few of you will you don't need to fess up now's similar to a hot bath with a hot bath ago sorta like this that is too hot we're the Wallington boot or boiling hot custom or like this that is too hot and suctioned on medieval torture device by the Chuckle brothers this is doubly humor Langston had to go in three times to break the skin on the custard somebody are the worst people that are like food is potential I went into a cafe for breakfast the other day one of the things on the menu said toasted bread that is called toast even the worst foods pretend that bad they are seeing super noodles the other day on the back road first thing I said serves - that has never happened no couple has ever sat down for an evening of super noodles together serving suggestion I should say if you've got a bowl we will be impressed why not try adding salt with your own ears which says it's serving session right why not try dicing up a chicken frying and cajun spices and toasting aren't you super nervous tell me why not cuz I'm eating super noodles if I could do that I wouldn't be going near a pack I forget service and why not try learning to this is my issue the people at Bachelor's incidentally bachelors as a company name that is rubbing in I'll just call it food for the lonely whirring there I've got spinsters pasty but the most annoying the most annoying P when it comes to food the most annoying I'm sure you'll all agree with me um and the kind of people that make their own Jam and having looked to this audience I realize this is a gamble but but little tip if you make her and I probably do you make your own Jam right if you want to waste your time fair enough right but just a little tip if you make her own time just a little tip right no one wants it as a present I was going Merry Christmas I've made you a jar of jam I bought your digital radio never a Christmas am i opening my presents can please be jam please be jam preferably made by an amateur you know the worst thing once he always comes in a job he is to contain proper job see you in that good jam and I have to suffer your that's like a Merry Christmas I've got either Lord of the Rings DVD boxset will say that I've removed the DVDs and kept them for myself and then made a whole video in the film would be like what's in there for you to enjoy what is it 12 hours of me with shoes on my knees and a friend the other day you said Josh I've got I've got your jar of jam I was only making it for myself but I mistakenly made thirty jars sorry house yuck I'm cooking I've never gone by let's just check on that roast I've made thirty chickens I think I'm gonna need a hell of a lot super noodles to dice these bosses on live at the Apollo you have been an absolute joy thank you so much for having me ladies and Geritol a journey [Applause] now god I don't believe in God but I can work with people who are religious if you might be religious there are five of you left in the in Europe but this is it if you're religious it's good but bear in mind you could die and haven't been a wonderfully moderate religious person all you have helped in that you know helping people and all that kind of good stuff doing village faiths you can get to heaven and God might not speak your language there's nothing that says that God's is English speaks it neither hello Abraham please start two or three religions to make everyone kill each other thank you very much any way you could get up this I've tried everything I've tried to be good I was on Santa's good list can I come into heaven who's ever deke wha before police won't say put this pretty simple EO parody I got a D under Trajan Olivos to push a no that's not good there's anyone else that I could talk to speak loudly if you understand me better we English speakers believe loudness is the key to translation God probably speaks a crazy language but a good one just write that by me again gotta go did you slow it down a bit good good good DGP I'll just go to hell shall I all this time living on now I have to go down the spiral staircase to have that the railroad if there was a God if he did come back we want him to sound a certain way don't we we want him to have a deep voice I am guard this if a god came back when I have a chair what are you doing on a Sunday on Sundays we are watching Scandinavian psychodramas go with the dragon that to fish with a banana haircuts lumpy jumper the Kaizen I didn't spec that answer well now I have come back we come back to church we will not come back to church why not because your voice is too high you built us you made us not trust the high voiced people this is true isn't it we will not follow high voice people into battle where has everyone once more unto the breach dear friends once more or close up the wall with our English dead in peace there is nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility when the winds of war blowing I ears never take the actions of a tiger you go we'll come in the second way right now we want God to sound like this I am God I have been away for many thousands of years and now I have returned I may have taken up scuba diving now I'm hungry I must go down to the canteen to have something to eat good woman what food you have in this canteen we got lots of food in the canteen tonight we have salad nicoise all the way from nice we have chicken Caesar salad by properly with chickens and dictator's potatoes with it we have sausage egg and chips and the Enigma Variations thereof and we have spaghetti carbonara made entirely from carbon very good will I need a tray trays have been banned in this canteen there was a huge fight many years ago where people were hanging people in the face and used the edge bit as well and the blood did flow upon the carpets the knife was only saved by mr. Stevens head of catering who came out and took a tray from the pile but it was wet and it fell from his hand so he took a second tray and that was wet and it fell out of his hands at the third tray which also for at the fourth and then he nailed one to his hands with which he went pang pang pang and many people were paying that day sing songs about mr. Stevens such as such as mr. Stephens he fought like two demons on that day with a tray in his hand he didn't hit people in the face with a tray and the edge bit seven times and he went bang bang and he went bang bang so I don't need a trade you don't need a change I will have the spaghetti alla Carbonara that's actually say for lord Vader I'm afraid do know who I am I don't know Roger the diving instructor I am God God the chosen one the self choosing chosen one the Big Cheese the Big Kahuna have you heard of the Big Bang I said go alright put your name on it right in case he doesn't come in watching that what's your first name god my first name is Steve that is my spaghetti governor says you who will you lose it's all kicking off mr. Stevens head of catering thank god your help and [Music] what the bloody are you doing he stole my spaghetti carbonara if only life was really like that [Applause] the last act this evening fantastic act he is annoyingly good this act that is the highest compliment another performer can give so ladies and gentlemen please welcome onto the stage the one and only Trevor Noah [Applause] [Music] good evening I flew into London yesterday I got stopped at customs I don't know why I was singled out yes the guy was very polite that came out - excuse me sir excuse me I uh I noticed she walking around the arrivals hall and I was just wondering if I could possibly search your bags please yeah since of why so I don't know that you just looked a bit lost and I was wondering if I could if I could search your bags so help me look for my map I just want to help you I just want to help you search but yeah that's what he said all I heard was a hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie brown skin hoodie hoodie hoodie search your bags but now I'm in I mean and I'm enjoying it I like London London is different for me it's a different place I get to walk around enjoy myself that's all I do out here I walk around people though you should see the sights I don't have time for the sights I just like walking around because I don't get to walk around much in South Africa where I'm from you know I mean you can walk but it'll probably turn into a run it's exciting out there and this is partly because of the crime you know not to say we have bad crime which is that we have crime whereas here you don't have crime which is fantastic I mean you say it's crime but I've seen it it's not crime like that crime it's not crime crime it's not like proper crime like I mean you can't call it crime if you're police don't even have guns that's not crime that's cocaine you're criminals beef you can stop them using stern words and whistles that's not crying come on stop it stop it you stop that stop that stop that stop it all right stop it stop that now stop that you got me copper you don't need police you need parents that's it you need I enjoyed the small things in London you know things you guys don't appreciate I enjoy your traffic lights just standing there watching people obey them seen anything like it in my life because I mean we do have traffic lights in Africa but we don't use them the same way it's almost like we saw them here and just brought them over just to fit in the brand-new traffic lights what are they for just adds atmosphere to the intersection use them I understand the cars but I see human beings there's no cars but human beings just stand there looking at the light oh it's red it's red it's red it's red and then you walk in ooh all right what are you doing I'm walking under the man who's red Congo the matter is red I can't go it's just a suggestion that's all it is doesn't mean I can't go it's just saying I shouldn't go I'm gonna go no don't go don't go don't go press the button press the button everyone presses the button I don't understand why anybody presses the button you press the button then someone else comes in and a person would have you press the button I press the button well let me just make sure I present five times I also his audio survives have yeah oh that's not the five times five times about him I found that button doesn't do anything I've actually checked I've stood at traffic lights and wait sit and the button doesn't do anything all the button does is make you more patient that's one of those people get there I'm in a hurry I mean okay that's better than a higher I can wait people stand at the traffic lights I love it everyone stands at the traffic lights and then you just look at one another everywhere you see the people on the other side they look at you you look at them no one does anything cool like this is a moment you could chat you could chat to each other about the weather and stuff oh great well yeah have you seen this one haven't seen this one today nothing everyone just stands it so what I like to do is if the moment is right if the mood is correct and there's enough people I try and wait for a moment when there's no traffic and I look at the people on the other side and then I start shouting at them like we're going into battle I stand at the front of my side of the sidewalk and I'd be like children Moses will feel no pain and then nobody looks at you because they think you're crazy which is better because now it looks like they part of your army there's standing like this [Applause] I try and say the craziest things deceive anyone nobody leaves nobody I just say the craziest things last week many of us died in the Battle of Oxford Street not be so brave and no one no one says anything knows like I don't know what's going on might but I'm not part of this oh and thank you face not my thing nobody says that nobody everyone just stands there with you like an army then the other people on us if you do it well enough they start to doubt themselves you see them all like what's good what's good light goes green and then you charge so they come with you no one stands back no one's like oh don't let him go first then no they just go out let's go I grew up in South Africa that's why I still live I enjoy it grew up there during a time known as apartheid for those who don't know apartheid was a law in our country that made it illegal for black and white people to interact with one another you know this was against the law and so this this world is awkward for me growing up because because I grew up in a mixed family well with me being the mixed one in the family my my mother's a black woman plus a woman born in South Africa that's one of the languages of the clicks Casa possible so a black woman and then my father Swiss but they didn't care you know they were Mavericks of fighting the system my mom was arrested for being with my dad she would get fined she would get thrown into prison for the weekend but still she'd come back cuz she's like I want a white man crazy my mom's crazy you know and my dad was also like well you know how this was love chocolate so he was and so and so they got together and they had me which was illegal so so I was born a crime which is which is something I don't think they ever thought through because as a family we couldn't live together you know like in the streets we couldn't even be seen together my father would have to walk on the other side of the road and he could just wave at me from far like a creepy pedophile like a pedophile I didn't have to say creepy like a pedophile to some other sort of pedophile day isn't happening there's no classy pedophile there's no need you're like afternoon ladies afternoon laughter no no just browsing just browsing see no he's a pedophile my mom could walk with me my mom could walk with me but but if the police showed up she'd have to let go of my hand and drop me and act like I wasn't hers every single time because we weren't supposed to exist as a family so my mom would would let go I was like a little game with lane police would show up anew she'd be like whoa oh I don't know I don't know no there's no that man hello I don't know it was horrible for me I felt like a bag of weed was a tough time [Applause] the downside of being light was that just that being lights I was different people mocked me gave me names like mixed-breed half-caste I hate that term half white half why not double or twice as nice I don't know give you weird names I just wanted a cool name you know I wanted to be black to be honest that's all I ever wanted especially since one one day growing up I met an American and and he was shocked that in South Africa we had all these titles and he he said to me said well you know Trevor if you you go after America though they'll label you was black I said really he was like oh hell yeah everybody's black out there yeah you'd be super black Oh sounds good to me super black and I made a choice like first chance I get I go out to America I'm gonna get a piece of that black and I did boarded a flight it was an 18 hour journey to Johannesburg to New York I didn't sleep a wink I was sat there in my chair like a madman watching every single black American movie I could find just sitting there going crazy practicing like King Kong ain't got oh sorry oh the chicken please the chicken eighteen hours of flying 18 hours of practice I landed in New York and I was fluent in my black American for shizzle my nizzle I had to walk the tour so black I was even laughing oh man mom man Otis you dis you he's the coolest thing in the world black Americans are so cool and confident they'll make you feel good about yourself just by asking if you are you it's magic they just walk up to me hey yo yo this you dis you not for real man dis you and you and ours that black our super black I was loving it so this guy walked up to me I don't know it didn't even know me tapped me on the shoulder and there put his like key by some Oh keep us awake I don't smoke so what you talking to me - yeah I'm talking to you man I'm just saying we made it baby we made it there another one here our kind we're gonna stick together hombre our times 18 hours of flying and I wasn't black house Mexican Mexico so I started learning Spanish if not why not then I've also started learning German I learned German to connect with my father you know lost contact with him for many years because of apartheid and so now we were starting to learn each other which is it's taking time but we're doing it slowly I think the language will help me you know cuz I don't think he's he's proud of me he loves me but I haven't earned his pride I think partly because of my job as a comedian I don't rank that high in the world of German anything's comes across in the small conversations you know like one day we're having lunch my dad looks at me he goes so Trevor what do what you do now where you got the job they work so yeah there I'm a comedian stand-up comedian he's that guy yeah so they're the clown there yeah whatever German is holding me back you know I dream of impressing him with his language I'll get to his house one day he'll welcome me at the gate like a clown boy who can talk fat huh epic it's got that feeling so I started learning I learned in different ways you know watch German movies play German speeches on my iPod when I sleep your brain remembers things you don't even know it's beautiful the only hiccup was turned out I downloaded some of Hitler's speeches it's not like Google warned we don't judge me Google wasn't like or not those ones no just let me download everything and and so I learned some of his nuances not his philosophies it's just I've been told that when I speak German sometimes I sound distinctly Hitler ish which I found out in Germany which is not the best place to find out that you've got Hitler vibes would rather found out at home and it was actually it's funny now not so much then I was in Cologne Germany beautiful area now I'll never forget I was walking around and I went into like a little sandwich shop you know like one of those subways where you make your own sandwich and I walked in the woman was really nice to me she's I couldn't talk condition in here really I looked at her and I thought confidence Trevor confidence or DTAC this matchup what end [Applause] the valar me well i'm pepsi-cola he can be and she shuts herself I'll never forget the look in her face she went pale she looked me straight in the eye and she said which means the black Hitler I was so happy she said Hitler but at least she said I was black [Music] days are given to the military the enjoyed with the power we will see you next time and huge right applause but just where the carrot [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

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Keywords: Live at the Apollo, Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe, Trevor Noah

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Length: 44min 21sec (2661 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 02 2018