Literal Drinks (feat. Crabstickz)

-You should have seen her face, man. It was everywhere! -Ha...your mum's awesome. Yeah. She was. I have never seen this pub before. Yeah, this is my favourite place! CRAZIEST drinks! What do you mean by "crazy"? Are you calling me a liar, sir? Uhhhhh... Sorry. Total overreaction. Yeah! No, the drink. It's CALLED a 'Total Overreaction'. Huh... Can I get an...'Obscure Reference'? Cheers. [Cheers theme plays] [Chris coughs] I just had a 'Pygmy Stallion'. My throat's a little hoarse... [Tom gags] Oh, that's the 'Recurring Gag'. I've had that before. Eurgh. -Look, Tom, there's...a reason I brought you here toda-- -[gags] -Stop drinking it! Sorry. Just...give me a 'Stiff Drink'. [Tom groans] Chris...what did you want? I'll take a 'Dub'. [Barman]: What flavour? [Tom heaves] Spanish. [Spanish guitar] [Chris speaks in Spanish] I...have...no idea what you just said. Give me a 'Horse Mask'. Senor, I... [Tom gags] Nope. That's just the 'Recurring Gag' again. Tom, look...I'm... I'm trying to say that-- -Give me a 'Perpetual Motion' instead. -Tom, look, I'm...I'm trying to tell you that... ...that I'm in LOVE with you. [Barman]: One 'Perpetual Motion'. [glass smashes] Chris, I...I like my friends like I like my Whisky. -Let me guess: Straight! -NOT TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ME. Well, I need a 'More Understanding Friend.' I'd like a 'Platonic Relationship'. Why don't you give me a shot. Could I get five 'Minutes to Think About It'. Can I at least get a little 'Consideration'? A LITTLE 'Consideration'. I don't see 'Us Working Out', so how about... -...'Get Over It' -Well I don't see a 'Future Without You', so... Yeah, we're out of those I'm afraid. Can I at least get a 'Reluctant Compromise'? Is diet okay? FFFFIIIIINNNEEE. Are you guys gonna drink ANY of these? Chris, I'm gonna go Tom...can I at least get you one more drink? Sure. A normal one. What is this? 'Sex on the Beach'! What?! NOOOOO-- So that was a video which I made to help fight cancer, weirdly enough. So please watch the video over here to unravel the mystery of what that had to do with cancer in any way. This is a really bad shirt. Why am I wearing this?

Channel: TomSka

Views: 9,971,732

Rating: 4.9683995 out of 5

Keywords: tomska, crabstickz, cancer research, dryathlon, cancer research uk, comedy, thomas ridgewell, drinks, drinking, literal drinks, Beer

Id: ynek8DL3WuU

Length: 3min 5sec (185 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 20 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/FantomLightning]

Tomska can fuckin git it.

[u/fagitorial-]

He made it to fight cancer I didn’t need to be reminded of this goD DAMMIT